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Ehn, u too have a sleep with her na!

POSAKOSA1:


[b]Lets say she called immigration [/b]or police for him----- nooooow we're talking.

LMAOOOOO --- now that will be classified as murder!

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, i dont know about this story ooo, poster are you GAY?

your thing shows u are a dude, and u are falling in love with a dude!

eh chale!! that is sooooo not true!

wow, ewwww ----sweaty

Na wa for those HARMED Robbers sef

Hol up, you're 19, she is 16 and y'all LIVING TOGETHER? are you for realz

Desiré:

This is the poster . . .not kidding.

[img]https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/nigeria?action=dlattach;id=155952;type=avatar[/img]

Ladies, you better start falling in love.

hehehe, thanks but no thanks.
My momma sef go vex for me, cos she will tink  i plastered chewing gum on ma eyez, as i dey choose d man.

olaniyi1:

I dont know what it is but i have become used to the fact, girls fall in love with me easily and way too fast, and its becoming annoying, no girl can handle me, its really boring, chicks dont even try to prove me wrong, i can already tell you will fall too,

and i still wont give a hoot, fine or not!

Niggy Puhlezeee!

and also, wash kitten and pour d wata inside with some sprinkles of alabukun and ajinomoto

Source!!

St☆rStruck:

Sis, go sit down somewhere. I don't know if Pataki is an achievement for you but please for the love of God don't make me start with you. Any one with a brain would have laughed about what I said and kept it moving, it obviously wasn't to be taken literarily. However, if you prefer that I drag you, I suggest you take your spot at the back of the line and I'll get to you 

PS: Saying stuff about people in a language they don't understand is pointless. . . I mean is that supposed to hurt me?

#1 , hell nah, sis ke, who be ya sis,dont be calling me sis abeg, God forbid bad tin,
#2,  i shake my head for you. Cuz u just turned 21, u no go let us hia word again abi?
#3,  i aint saying stuff about people, i am saying stuff TO PEOPLE, there's a difference If u dont understand what i said, TOO BAD  , GO AND ASK YA F-BUDDIES 

Pataki:

lol, I try to. Although, I have different persona/representation here.

So you really planning on slapping me for real? I am no womaniser and woman beater anyway. But a woman who slaps a man publicly deserves an acute touch of emotional torture. Have you ever slapped a man whether privately or publicly?

Well, i honestly cant slap a man, and NO i have never slapped a dude. I no chop dat kind liver. Although it depends on what he does oh!!! like if he tries to raise my skirt, i will bitch-slap him, bite him and then finally kick him in the balls. But if na just toasting, haba, ki lo le to yen!  
Have u been slapped? ma paro ooo

Pataki:

So you really plan on slapping me up? I am not who you assume I am. I like you great sense of humor though.

i try! u are crazy funny too, lol

Pataki:


It is only you and no else oh my dear. I have signed your love on my heart oh. No amount of public slap will aggravate me to do you any wickedness.

Honey, thats what u said till u ended up with the 5th wife and 24th concubine!! besides, you have not fulfilled those "requirements" yet, !!! u better send word to your PA or fire his ass!

Secretz:

Please stop deceiving yourself. Dae he used those same words on me ooooohh, don't listen to him. Let us both slap him publicly together and see what he shall really do. . .

Really, did he propose to you inside toilet too? lol,  I am prepared! Be right back, let me go rub some "ata rodo"/hot pepper and dusting powder on my hand. We have got a dutyto Bitch-slap somebody  today! 

Secretz:

LMAO

Dae & Pataki, will you guys quit it!!!

Pataki, take it from me, if she deal with you after slapping her, im telling you, it will be longer than 6 months that those limbs of yours amongst (cough cough) the important one will be un useable.!

LOLOLOL, completely unuseable girl, he will bust nuts/explode inside his belly all the time he see's a naked woman, cos his kini will be malfunctioning!! lol

Pataki:

Cry ke? Ko joor men! Na the loff wey I get for you dey do me one kain one kain. Why do you hate me this much ehn">

Cos you men are EVIL

I go unleash my dark side on you oh.

Oh, bring it on, das what i'm talking about!! 

Alakoba! Wetin happen to your Sauron, Chamotex and David? You have finished and disposing them off like tissue paper.
Abeg no come pour sand for my garri with my dearie dae oh!

Pataki, Pataki, pataki, why deny us all now eh? is it because we asked for money for the childrens school fees and school uniform?

Pataki:

What have I done oh?! See public internet slapping! I have no 5 wives bethroned to me on nairaland abeg! Ma ko igbo simi lapo! No one else but you na baby.

sho wa fe sukun ni bayi? i thot u be gbogbo big boyzz! wetin happen? mi o ni ko igbo si e lapo, but ma ko coke si e lapo!!

Pataki:

We go know who be master after the ordeal in the bedroom. And you are carrying your heavy sef for the next 9 months!

Hissssssss, in your dreamz! iru e ko!! if it happens, i should be banned for life from NL!!! LoL --- after all the 5 wives bethrothed to you eh! oloju kokoro!!!!

Pataki:

LOL! And yet you are using a 20 Naira dunlop worn out slippers. Elenu fe!

LOL, i studied economics in secondary school. I am using my moneys worth out of those slippers!!!

Send your cost summation to my email . My PA would arrange things on my schedule, and I would be informed appropriately.

Nah, u're the one who wants marry wife. My own is for me to hear " Its all done" .  , then maybe, just maybe i might be able to reveiew your application

DISCLAIMER; Not a guarantee and nothing is refundable 

Pataki:

dae, you are a very funny girl. Let us not derail this thread. If I expose you ehn! LOL! Me I dey steal tissue from restaurants and stores? Your brain don dey do jaguda run tey tey!!!!

So how did I propose to you? If I were to do it again, how would you want it?

LOL, this is how u should have done it.
*Rent a Jet to take me on a 1 month cruise to Paris, Brazil, Thailand and Jamaica
*Put me in an exotic presidential suite with all services (massage, facials, Etc) included
*Give me a receipt which says u just put $500k in my
* Buy me a 3 bedroom house in Las Vegas
* Get me these cars for a start
    ~ a Rolls-Royce Phantom
    ~ a Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano
   
I think these should be a good start,   

Then dont marry, marriage aint for lil kids!

Pataki:

And who are the weaker sex huh? Yet you are making noise here. If I handle you once! 6months no go reach you! You are heading for 9months straight away!!!!

This is not making noise, e go do u like film trick! u go dey see stars and birds around you for 6 months!

Pataki:

dae, you are a very razzz girl. You are still using those nasty looking dunlop slippers. Let me upgrade you to flip flops. See you claiming ajebo, when we know it is water and hand you use to ''tumba''.   Tissue ko, paper ni.

dude, dont disrespect  my dunlop mehhn, they can buy 1 million of you!! its pimped out yo! I saw you the other day looking at it as if u wanted to steal and sell it. Thats why u see me padlocking 'em to the stove. If u try to steal it, stove will burn those skinny hands of yours!!!
And Oh common, you forgot to pay the water-bills. They cut the water, so we can "tamba" no more( those good ol' days). Sebi u are the one that will always go to the bathroom of restaurants and stores then u take all their tissue and bring it home, now u're trying to blame it on something else!
Blame it on ur cheap-ass
blame it on ur joblessness
dont blame it on me me me me me
LOL

Pataki:

Oh! But you liked it, when I did it with you.

trust me, u try it with me, u wont even be able to do anything for 6 months! this one that u are typing and jaboing anyhow eh, u will be somewhere else receiving tratments and theraphy!

I'll act like i didnt know, then all of a sudden, i'll tell him/her to have some of my drink, if he refuses, then i'll threaten him, maybe he/she will confess!

Pataki:

On top toasting her?

What would I have done to deserve a slap in public (I am trusting that she is sane though)? Anyway, the wickedness of my heart will allow her to get away at that point, but trust me, she is in for a jolly ride of her life!

So what would I do? - LOL! Best not said on the internet!

You prolly used ur hand to raise her skirt up!

Stella N:

lols dae she can use it if spoon is not
available my prayer is that she should not swallo
the ring lol

Very Interesting using straw for icecream, hmmmmm, anyways, but if she swallows it, she can poop it out na!

Pataki:

You must have been mixing me with your Agege tout boyfriend who keeps buying those 20 Naira dunlop slippers for you.

Shhhhhh, that dont mean that you should open the hens yansh na!! at least, the slippers lasted 15years, when it cut, i took it to shoe-maker who pimped it up for me, i now rock some solid dunlop slippers oh! its even painted with gucci logo!

You know you are the only woman in my life now, and no one else. So tell everyone, how I proposed to you. lol

Nah, das not true. Your fada married those 2 other tooth-pick legged wives for you, after i had 21 shildren for you! and as for the proposal, i was pooping and asked ur cheap ass to bring tissue paper for me, u went and brought newspaper,well, i managed and used the paper, then das how the ring scratched my baby-like buttocks! now it's scarred from your cheap-assness!!

 

Leviticus 18:19.

Stella N:

lol is this another stlye of giving a ring?
if she did not use strol she will swallow the ring oooooooo
and that will be another problem

but aunty, is using a "strol" possible for icecream?