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Snitches don't live long....continue running your mouth because of beer





Yesterday I showed my neighbor his daughter's boyfriend, & he offered me a beer 🍺
Today I will show him his wife's sugar daddy 🚶[/quote]

This is by far the most alluring quote of the year. Believe me, I will never get this from a clergyman, a seer or any person that aint under the process. Bless your soul for dropping a real one for everyone hawking in the streets for better days... RESPECTS!!

olisaEze:
Every Nigerian is a star with it without Maggi. If ure not shining where u are now be patient. It’s not because ure not meant to, but because ure not yet where ure meant for. Big ups to Lookman, & keep their heads ringing!

You obviously was dreaming of your hometown before colonial periods. Most times your lies and painting of a place you have never really navigated talks load of your education. Maybe you should take a moment and explore instead of baseless assumptions from just ing through. You might learn that the people who you think are people are not people who think and look like you

STEWpid:

C h a i..










There was a time I ed through Kogi State by road and I asked my self,

"Is this place in Nigeria?"

The structures, environment, and the people looked like 400BCE.



The place is too poor!!!

And it's because of people like Yahaya Bello!

CyrusVI:



There is a positivity in his statement and I'm surprised that even he isnt seeing it

We now have electric light more than ever before

Paying for Electricity has always been a problem. If most could pay, the Govt have no issues providing 24/7 light for us


I'm glad that under this PBAT era, Light has never been the issue.

Sometimes I imagine it miraculous that the human brain can indulge itself to imagine, think, reason and act backwards. I am seriously at awe at how you arrive at this statement. Even if you are paid to be a sycophant, I am sure your pay masters will without second thoughts remove you from their payroll for sounding this extremely unintelligent. Jeez!!! Please have your brains checked, you are a disgrace to humans who spent all resources to learn how to read and write.

I really do not know how you come to be a follower of Christ with all these tendencies to insult other folks. Reconsider the way of the cross and have a genuine repentance. You are really not doing the body of Christ any good here.

StillDtruth:


See how you prove you are completely mad and stupid. The topic is about tithe.

The cheap liquor sector. Thats the saf haven for most Nigerians, ask around. 911400354
Opay.

shortgun:
Mention one sector in the country that is not falling apart since Tinubu became president and win 50k from me

This is by far the most informed comment I have seen in all of my NK days. I',d like to
be your brain buddy

10thTenthMan:
DSS and lies.

DSS, Please focus on your main roles as follows:

''The State Security Service (SSS) or Department of State Services (DSS) is typically enabled to perform its roles and functions chiefly by Instrument SSS No.1 of 1999 made pursuant to Section 6 of the National Security Agencies (NSA) Act 1986 Cap. 74, LFN 2004. Other decrees (Decree No. 16 of 1976 and Decree 19 of 1986) charged the Agency with roles and functions that are very similar in content. These include but not limited to the following;

a. Prevention and Detection of any crime against the internal security of Nigeria;

b. Protection and Preservation of all non-military classified matters concerning the internal security of Nigeria;

c. Prevention, Detection and Investigation of threats of Espionage, Subversion, Sabotage, Terrorism, Separatist agitations, Inter-group conflicts, Economic crimes of National security dimension and threats to law and order;

d. Provision of protective security for designated principal Government functionaries, sensitive installations and visiting dignitaries;

e. Provision of timely advice to Government on all matters of National security interest and

f. Such other functions as may, from time to time, be assigned to it.''

You are supposed to be a model organization. A highly professional organization.

YOU SEE THAT YOU HAVE FAILED IN ALMOST EVERY IMPORTANT ROLE OTHER THAN SECURING designated principal Government functionaries and visiting dignitaries. You haven't even been able to secure sensitive installations in Nigeria, because vandals still attack the National Grid, etc. . Biko, face the work you were established for and stop the display of crass rascality and motor park touts tactics. Fulani herdsmen run around. Boko Haram wont allow peace reign. Bandits terrorize farmers leading to destruction of the agricultural products supply chain. Kidnappers kidnap Nigerians on a daily basis. DO SOMETHING ABOUT THESE. Gather intelligence. Work on these. Infiltrate these groups. Go undercover. Dismantle these groups.

If You guys like, use the time and resources to start tracing internet networks and MAC Addresses, VPNs on Nairaland and then ''invite them to come and interview you'' as you usually put in your letters. You cannot shock Nigerians beyond what you have been doing, dont worry. No lies you tell will shock us. If no be government wey give una Tarvor 21 and FN FS2000 to carry about.

Are you proud of yourself right now?

malali:


Crude Oil is more than just NNPC
1-Crude Oil sales is the generator of revenue for the whole country- the whole 36 states.
2-We don't provide enough crude to fulfill export OPEC quota and local refineries existing before Dangote.
3-The crude market is the world most recognized international commodity market.
4-Nigeria has the right to determine who they sell and buy crude from without any subjugation or coercion.
5-A lot of countries producing crude and exporting also import e.g USA, the crude they produce is not best suited for their refineries, so they export and import the Saudi crude in return, so crude trading is bilateral
6-Nigeria has established trading relationships with some crude buyers internationally for over 30 years, if we stop all of them and sell to dangote today and tomorrow dangote decides to not buy from Nigeria, it will be difficult to re-establish selling to our "plugs" because they might have found other customers.
7-Dangote refinery being a private business entity should source his crude from open market, make petrol and then we are sure of his capacity to function before doing business with him. Building a refinery and effectively running it are 2 different things.
8-If we get involved in Dangote refinery too early, he might use the Nigerian government to run his refinery.Because he is going to need funding and logistics to run the refinery.

Dangote Refinery is still a private business and must be treated as such. Crude oil sale is what the whole Nigeria depends on, we cannot give it to "one person" it doesnt make business sense or protect our sovereignty as a country.

Oga, I hate Tinubu with extreme ion. The blood that flows in me and the beating of my heart every micro seconds detest the name Tinubu but bruv stop dishing out lies to score a point. As a Historian that I am, I know that distorting facts for personal gains is not just ethically wrong but capable of inflicting long term injuries to your person as a trustworthy fellow. Between, Trump was born on the 14th of June, 1946 and that makes him 78 years.... your figures before saying things that will make children call you a liar.[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

AqualinaXYZ:
Tinubu said he’s 78



While Trump is 84



But Trump is granting interviews telling Americans his plans and dreams




While younger Tinubu is dodging debates interviews without a manifesto not even telling Nigerians and his ers his plans



Instead he’ll be in Aso Rock lock his doors and be sniffing cocaine from morning till night

Nawa oh, dude, your mouth no good at all.... Jeez!!! How'd you even thought of this? I wan learn how to dish out descriptions of some humans like this oh

TruthHurts1:
This one has the IQ of a drunk chimpanzee

If you see any edible mammal, amphibian or reptile....as a present day Nigerian, do not hesitate to lay siege for it, capture it, murder it and make it proteinous for yourself and family. Last week I caught 14 frogs from the small stream near my house that produces enough mosquitoes to deal with me every night.... The frogs are doing well in my pot of okro soup presentatly

I will want to say that you are an enlightened fugitive (That is not a compliment, it means you never completed your demonstration of education). Maybe you should understand that from prehistoric, historic, present and futuristic encounter between man and his environment is always going to be diametrically opposed. I will not school you on mere natural resources but I will tell you that if Lions do not exist today because man has refused to give them their natural space, in 1000 years to come, there will be squirrels and other animals..... You just believe what you believe because you have been brainwashed not to feed on dogs.....

Laple0541:


You are a true definition of myopism and it will be a total waste of time trying to enlighten you. I stressed on the fact showing the pictures online may put them in trouble yet the hunger that bewitched you did not allow you to understand that. I beg move on.

I'd like to be informed as an ignorant bloke.... I am yet to understand who conducted a worldwide population census of Tigers, their mortality and morbidity rate, a public health analysis of how they Bleep, produce and arrived at that unscrupulous decision that an animal is near or at the risk of extinction..... All I am saying is that firstly....among God's creature, the only strength you have is your intellect (which you are conspicuously not using), other than that, a common dog is far superior than you in speed, strength, agility and even in death..... Go and find a seat oga, otherwise I have some books for you to read....mtcheww....

SeriouslySense:
This is a typical ignorant African. Will never learn. Write a book and its still ignorance.

Go and find a seat and try to sit down....The earth is older than the Bible or any religious testament, dinosaurs, dragons and other creatures have been here and gone and humanity still thrives. Take your pretentious and Western inferior complexity of wildlife preservation and live in the Safari for two weeks and lets know if the wild life are educated enough to know that you are not some meal to them. All you uninformed pricks who are addicted to NATGeo Wild are firstly subhumans then think like animals when it comes to the subjugation of a lower animal that made its way into the territory of a higher animal.... Try and encounter a Lion's pride, na there you go know say you be endangered specie....mtchewww!!! Louds are no longer effective when its cold.

Laple0541:
They caught a threatened specie of animal, still went online to post the pictures of how they dismantled it. They should be arrested.

I swear to God, you no well...Wallahi Tallahi..

SeriouslySense:
Look at the name of the animal, Man and atee


Look closely what does atee mean

Atee Family History
Atee Surname Meaning
Historically, surnames evolved as a way to sort people into groups - by occupation, place of origin, clan affiliation, patronage, parentage, adoption, and even physical characteristics (like red hair). Many of the modern surnames in the dictionary can be traced back to Britain and Ireland.

Atee Family History

Ancestry
https://www.ancestry.com › name-origin › surname=atee
An unusually short lifespan might indicate that your Atee ancestors lived in harsh conditions. A short lifespan might also indicate health problems that were ...

CoNcLuSiOn: What happens when human eat a MAN and ATEE, probably shorter lifespan.

Shame on you. When it comes to juicy job placements in top notch agencies and government institutions that requires enormous mental strength, there will be what they call federal character. Seems you don't know that the CBN, NNPC, SEC, FIRS and a whole lot are filled with folks from the North East, North West and North Central...All of these intelligent and brilliant JAMB high scorers can only make it outside the shores of this country if or when they get lucky

SmartPolician:


Everyone has their strength. Mental work isn't for those people. When it comes to agriculture, they are the champion. It's a shame that our leaders have failed to realise that and invest massively in agriculture in the north. You cannot force everyone to go to school.

Unfortunately, it will be hard to understand and comprehend for people not residing, working or living in Kogi state. Just like when an EFCC official will burst me at Berger Bridge in Lagos and arrest me for looking too clean and owning an apple made computer with a client's name; Flitz's file (FYI, I am just an academic research assistant), they went back and forth looking for what didn't exist until one of them came clean and said, we have done what we can and we know you are a freelancer with Upwork, Fiverr and others. Just drop some dollars make we free you. I viewed the entire EFCC and that unashamed chairman with disdain that day.

I will say this to outsiders, Kogi state is as poor as Zamfara and Ekiti state, Yahaya Bello cannot steal 80 billion and that state will not sink into the Niger and Benue Rivers all together. The illusion that the money was actually even there to steal should be the crux of the matter. Dude has been legally dishing blows every other time and that unashamed agency is still talking? Only people who don't know that EFCC is an agency full of rogues will be mugging here.

NB: A white Lion is actually an albino, they don't stress themselves because they know nature is against their existence. They just stay in their cave and others talk about how white and clean they are, then bring them their meals.

Like I said, do well by having access to the financial cruise of Kogi state before making posits. Kogi state under Ibrahim and Wasa was a very poor state with heavy debt records. From my little investigation, Bello was abke to service the debt by making his people suffer through half payment of salaries for 8 years.He installed his protegee Usman who inherited a debt free government and the bloke pays 100% since his inauguration. I mean he starts paying workers from 23rd to 28th of each month. I don't work for either Bello or Yahaya, I only decided to find out myself about the Kogi narrative. Biko, I am tired, incase you need a research assistant to help with your academic writings, the number is 08060953337

delpee:


Federal allocations are not the only source of income for states. There's IGR and states take loans.

Help EFCC to quiz further. Ordinary 80 billion, nothing to hold for it. beg sleep dey worry me

esthel:
Yahaya being a rich bloke is still government money if EFCC decides to prove deeper, he was an ant with Revenue Mobilization Allocation and Fiscal Commission.

Only God knows how intelligent you and your generations will be. One day, I will get you a very expensive cognac before I leave this earth.

descartes400:

Think outside the box!

The Order 31(3) of Rules of Professional Conduct for legal practitioners is not casted in stone and therefore contestable in court and when it was referenced by the EFFC's lawyer, did the judge enter judgement against Yahaya bello's Legal representative?

Now the question is, how do you determine that Yahaya's Lawyer WILLFULLY[/i] failed to comply with the undertaking to produce his client in court and should thus warrant a punishment?

Should the lawyer procure the services of Amotekun or Kogi state Vigilante group to capture Yahaya Bello, to produce him in court so as to be seen as complying with Order 31(3) of Rules of Professional Conduct for legal practitioners?

Yahaya's lawyer[i]:: My Lord I vehemently reject the notion, the infantile insinuation that i willfully failed to comply with the undertaking.

If you will recalled my lord, the Effcc that comprises of gun thotting soldiers and police men had earlier failed to arrest my client in order to produce him in court, and have not been sanctioned for their failings

Is my learned colleague, suggesting, my Lord, that I procure the services of Kogi State Vigilante group or a Juju priest to capture my client ?

You nailed it bro. I keep on saying that these EFCC people have no loqus and they think it will be normal day. Truth is Yahaya Bello was a rich bloke before the office, that kind of money cannot be stolen from Kogi state. All that pastor of an EFCC man is after is to handcuff a man that is 10 times smarter. Quote me anytime, Bello will never allow himself to be cuffed.

tojahh:
The EFCC lawyer is playing.

You have a court order to arrest Yahaya Bello and you couldn't or wouldn't go arrest him, Yahaya Bello is still in Nigeria and the court order indicated his arrest anywhere seen. You can't arrest him but you want his lawyer to bring him to court for you. So his lawyer should tdo your job while you waste tax payers money running after yahoo boys. Now you want to dock his lawyer for failing to do what is termed your job.

Just dey play ineffective EFCC.

If you are not from Kogi state, you can begin better by reducing your sentimental attachment,....

themanderon:
A poor state like kogi yet this criminal has the mind to steal from them after achieving nothing.

It is because there was nothing like that, that kind of money never happened.... EFCC are just bunch of liars

Inosky:
83 billion, one person stole and they are still playing around him like a child. They will not follow him the way they followed Emefiiele because his Tinupooo boy, and must have struck a deal with Tinupooo

The real position here is that I am professionally a social researcher and I validate conclusions from the population I engage in my studies. I have been in Okene, Ajaokuta and Adavi for the past couple of days. Previously, I was in Ankpa, Dekina, Ijumu and Kabba Bunu. These milieu are comparatively the three senatorial districts inherent in Kogi state. All I am saying is Kogi state Fed allocation is about 3 to 4 Billion, multiply that by 8 years, deduct government runs and as yourself if that kind of amount can be stolen.

Calitoscassius:
Cars will never not even in the next generation run COMPLETELY on electric, even the maker of electric cars have not said that or even know that.

I am not from kogi state, i was not even born in Naigeria.

That is because EFCC are not proffessionals, they are biased in their prosecutions and corrupt, How did you came to the conclusions that it is CLEAR that the 83 billion naira isn't there to steal? Hospital, road and food? Is that all?

Naigerian politicians are corrupt, it isn't new news. Every government be it in Europe, America or otherwise knows that Naigerian politicians are fantastically corrupt, David Cameron former british PM said it boldly and no Naigerian politicians ever countered him.


Yahaya Bello clearly will get away with what ever amount he allegedly stole, as you have asserted there are holes in the prosecution or accsussations.

FYI, i drive an electric car and a petrol car, do you drive an electric car?

to always tell your children the truth as they are growing up under you. Bello has no wife who is learned enough to be a judicial officer.

uvie66:
...of course matter don end, one of his wives is a judge in the Kogi judiciary.

Bringing out the antecedent of that tiny tribe. Very assured that the friends you have made among them are tasterment to a relationship that is continuum. Again and I would like to engage you, have ever had the records to the financial cruise of Kogi state from Bello's tenure till the time of his amateur prosecution ? Let us deliberate when you have some documents to back it all up sir quote author=Amaggedon post=130682780]So an Ebira man that stole 84b from tax payers money didnt cheat them or what else do you mean by cheating? And let me make it clear to you that i know a lot of ebira people and i have some as friends. The chief security officer to yahaya bello when he was governor abdulmalik is someone i knew personalily . Ebira but very cool guy . So everywhere there are evil and good people so dont think i dont know ebira people , i even have them as friend. Dont criminal yahaya bello for breach of public trust and abuse of office . No one has monopoly to stupidity let them try him and seize all public asset in his possesion. Have a wonderful day.[/quote]

I don't even own a car lately. Conversely I would quote Vanessa Williams from the Pocahontas theme " if you walk in the footsteps of a stranger, you'd learn the things you never knew you never knew".... Kogi state is a very poor state, that dude (Yahaya Bello) don't have that kind if money to steal. I will comment less on the political scene. He will never appear in court because there is no loqus...

Calitoscassius:
Cars will never not even in the next generation run COMPLETELY on electric, even the maker of electric cars have not said that or even know that.

I am not from kogi state, i was not even born in Naigeria.

That is because EFCC are not proffessionals, they are biased in their prosecutions and corrupt, How did you came to the conclusions that it is CLEAR that the 83 billion naira isn't there to steal? Hospital, road and food? Is that all?

Naigerian politicians are corrupt, it isn't new news. Every government be it in Europe, America or otherwise knows that Naigerian politicians are fantastically corrupt, David Cameron former british PM said it boldly and no Naigerian politicians ever countered him.


Yahaya Bello clearly will get away with what ever amount he allegedly stole, as you have asserted there are holes in the prosecution or accsussations.

FYI, i drive an electric car and a petrol car, do you drive an electric car?

Eventually cars in the next generation will run electrically. On the flip side, are you from Kogi state? If you are very apt and smart as you tend to postulate, why is it that a common ex governor without a portfolio has been pointing out series of prosecutionary loopholes for the past 4 months against an agency that is supposed to be educated by all standards with seasoned financial detectives? It is clearly because that kind of money is not even present to steal in Kogi state. I don't like Yahaya Bello but his investment in good roads, healthcare (I mean, a modern Reference Hospital) and to some extent food security is commendable. Wherever you are pressing from, make sure your contents are real and correct.

Calitoscassius:
The most dumbest comment this week so far on nairaland this is the kinda dumb people naigerians are sharing space and air with.

Anyway, atleast we know what goes on in your dumb head.


He also thinks petrol or oil are only used on cars, that even if every car will ever become electric. I can bet my ass he doesn't even own an electric car or even a petrol car.

A corrupt politician stole 83 billion naira of your money, getting away with it and this rubbish above is what a dumb ass has to say.

Maybe you should try touching one of them these few days. Probably you will know there is a very tiny tribe in Nigeria less than the population of Kano metropolis and they are very excellent in the craft of unlocking mayhem when necessary. In contrast, roll with an Ebira man (not Egbira), he might be a nice bloke, enjoy your life with him, he will never cheat you and be brethren with him because he will protect you by all means necessary. Do otherwise and probably bring your hand along.

Amaggedon:
Na so hand never touch them be say them stubborn

Plenty years of studying handwritings clearly tell me say the person wey use blue biro write and answer the question, na the same person mark am with red biro and begin tell us say na student. You for apply sense now, write am then tell one of your guy make he help mark am. Na then your lie go dey real small...

OP, you sef need see me!!!

I am positive that these services are very much available in educationally advanced milieu. Don't get me twisted, in my view, I think Nigerian students, scholars and policy makers are might convey their ideas eloquently but writing them down for the sake of documention is time consuming to their endeavours. OP, I will suggest, you use the phrase "Research Assistant". It is a job that an average professional earns about $82,000 annually in the US and even more in the UK and UAE.
You help the lead researcher to write and avoid plagiarism and other content flaws including proofreading and editing. A lot of blokes do it here, even university professors etc.
For those attaching the OP, I seriously think you got him in the mix of indulging in fraudulent activity which in my book is not. He could have sold his trade more if he was able to engage in a little semantic overhaul.... "RESEARCH ASSISTANT".