NewStats: 3,264,567 , 8,184,120 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 02:59 PM 2w1w2j

jahsharon:


Yes, he loves blood of idiots and nincompoops
Didn't you read from your Bible how Allah told Israelites to slaughter thousands of nonentities before he perished your brothers and sisters in Sodom and Gomorrah?

lolz. Allah wasn't worthy to be mentioned in the Bible.

jahsharon:


Use the laws guiding IPOB, ESN and UGM.

wow.
So Allah is responsible for ipob too? Seems he loves blood alot

Etiquette on phone but none on killing and bombing people.

chatinent:
And the most of it is dry. They reuse jokes to the point that you start to find them annoying. Every comment area on every post now consists of lame jokes posted in an effort to gain followers and likes. Not just on Facebook, but also on Tiktok. 😪

you get it bro. most times when you see something, and you want to check the comment section, what you are looking for is how people felt about the thing or someone to give you more information about the post.

But instead all you get are those dried jokes which have been repeated over and over again. tiring.

Septagon:
Little advice:don't be too serious with life.jolly,laugh,and smile.life dey too short.

No one is talking about seriousness. I check comment section for a reason, not to read your repeated boring jokes. If i need comedy, i have sabinus and the rest of the bandwagons. Not spammers trying too hard to be funny.

Truvelisback:
People wey serious dey hospital. U are free to ignore the post.

Started noticing this trend on facebook comment section. At first it was amusing but now, it's very annoying and each time, i cringe before opening any facebook comment section.

Just what exactly is the point of trying so hard to be funny or silly on facebook that people do it all the time.

It's even more annoying with the copy and paste jokes

Transferwise

Barter by flutterwave

Tife270:
I have a challenge which I need to overcome ASAP in this new year.
I’m averagely good looking ( probably a 6/10), I find it difficult to say ‘NO’ to the financial requests of female friends, although I get laid in return sometimes.
I have seen guys that do not spend much on ladies and they seem to attract a lot of ladies. Those category of guys also get laid lot of times without spending much.
How do guys pull stunts like this?

sapa never choke you. Na why be that

Whois:
I will like to pay true caller , please house which card works? Should I request gtbank dorm card? Or i Should make of app like pyypl

I fit give you the version o

Connoisseur:
It did not occur to you to post your bank details

I actually shared my the first time but had to remove it from this thread as I got no response. This is it sir 31242-32612 firstbank

shomutuski:


Dm me your number

morning sir. I saw your dm notification but I no longer have access to the email.

3124232612
FirstBank

jobportng:
your rate is more than black market 775/$, you still charge loading fee, charge fee for creating card, then to unload the card you loose almost all your money because your rate is low to unload card! haba fear God!

trust Nigerian fintech to always take advantage of the situation.

It's really unfortunate they all do this. Instead of thinking of getting their profits from small profit margins with plenty s, they rather suffocate everyone with massive charges.

Greed everywhere

shomutuski, ChrisP92, dawoyo, windvane

Sorry that i have not been able to show my appreciation earlier during the day. But still, I want to take this time out to thank you so much for everything you did. Thank you so much for giving. It is not the rich that gives, it is a kind and comionate heart that gives, one that has been specially moved by God.

I thank you so much with deep gratitude in my heart. And my prayer is that whatever you set your hand upon, I hope God re your kind did today and deal with you mercifully. I hope he makes you prosper in health, wealth and happiness. I hope he guides your footsteps wherever you go.

I wish I can show my appreciation beyond this.

To those who offered words of encouragement, I pray there is always someone there to uplift your spirit whenever you are down. To everyone else following and reading, I pray God bless you immensely.

Once again, shomutuski, ChrisP92, dawoyo, and windvane, thank you so much for all you did.

HellVictorinho6:



What if people believe me despite all you're saying?

everyone is free to believe what they want to believe.

Even without any concrete evidence, there are people out there who still believe that the earth is flat.

It's people's choice to believe whatever they want.

But any sensible person knows the difference between accusations and proofs.

You accused me here today without any evidence that I am a scammer. It rest on you to prove it.

If anyone believes in you without those proofs, then I'm afraid, I can't do much about it.

HellVictorinho6:



What if I say I have exposed you already and stop people from helping you?

again, you'll be lying because you have not proven anything.

Why not provide concrete evidence for any sort of scam you may think I am running.

A clear conscience fears nothing. My conscience here is as clean as snow. Till tomorrow, I'll never fear any allegations you bring against me, because my hands are clean.

Why not say something with evidence. Point at a time I lied or scammed anyone.

Please. Do that instead of beating around the bush. Go straight to the point.

windvane:
use you as a point of to my needs..manage the 5k I sent u

God will bless you ma. I wish I can express how grateful I am. Honestly I wish I can. In all you do, I hope God will always be there to uphold and guide you through.

HellVictorinho6:



How will you feel if I start telling people not to listen to you because I have exposed you for scamming?

I will feel bad because I have never scammed anyone here before, so you'll be lying actually.

But let's not stop you. Go on. Expose the scam that you have

For those saying no one owes me sh*t.

I clearly understand where you are coming from. I know that already.

And that's why it is clearly stated that 'i begged" for help. I did not "demand" to be helped. I begged for it.

If I ever felt entitled for help from nairalanders, then I would simply have just created a thread demanding from oga seun and everyone else here.

I never felt entitled to anyone's money.

But personally, I understand that life is never an island. Sometimes, you can go at it alone and you'll be fine. Sometimes, you need to beg other people to help you lift the heavy load.

No one can carry the weight of life alone at all times. And I think that is the humble pie a lot of us need to eat from.

Some people commit suicid or drop out of school because they feel no one owes them anything.

Yesterday was a long day for me. But I thank God I was able to see it to the end without letting it take the better part of me.

Please, let's do away with this talk of no one owes you nothing. We all know that. But that again is not an excuse to tell people to shut up and not ask for help when they are in deep waters. That's evil.

Let those in need also cry out. And if you can't help. Or if you are not willing to help, then shun them.

But by any means, don't tell them to die in silence. It's one thing to breathe and be dead inside. That's no way to live. That's no way to be a human being.

Let anyone in trouble cry out. At least if they don't get help, they can still forge ahead like I did.

Thanks to everyone. Thanks to those trying to reach out. Thanks to those that listened. I pray God bless us all sufficiently

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dwilliams:
Give me an avenue to you

good morning sir.

This is my WhatsApp number 09152-119090

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CANDYDADDY:
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It not a must to go to university, if you finding it hard u better drop out


no one owe u shit

E cum dey pain you me sha.

Na one phase be dis. Another phase go soon show for me.

Na who dropout dey lose

Yesterday was quite an emotional day for me here on nairaland.

It was the first time I ever begged for anything here.

Normally, even if I was dying, it'd keep it to myself. Las las we all go die, today or tomorrow.

Anyways, I was stuck and had no where to stay,. Even after paying my school hostel fee, they were still demanding 3k for department fee before I could move in.

I had nothing again. Nothing in my .

So I thought I'd ask for help here, if anyone would help.

Started like a joke.

Was online all through trying to keep the thread alive, some asked for my . Others just tried to derail the thread.

But nothing came out of it.

I also tried the politic section. Same thing happened.

I got nothing.

God knows, I was almost moved to tears yesterday. Considering, I have previously worked for a Nairalander here and he refused paying for it.

That thought alone and the shame of begging made me almost curse myself..

I hope no one is ever in such a position in life. Certainly, I pray never to go that low again.

But I went even lower still.

In the afternoon of today, I say I must get my accommodation after loosing all hope of finding help here.

I went to school. Met the portal and she told me the usual "I can't allocate room to you unless you show your department fee receipts or a signed statement from your financial secretary".

Hmm.

I was really desperate, my next line of action was to go beg the secretary for his statement. I was a little hopeful.

After all, na student him be, him suppose understand.

Went to this guy and he started talking what I don't know. Omo, see person wey come beg us make we vote am now now sha. Hmm politicians.

After pleading with him that I'll pay the money and all he need to do is to sign a write and sign a statement.

But he said no.

I turned back and went to the portal.

Hmm, ma na me and you now.

I know there's no hope of getting money from anywhere, so na either I get this accommodation or na classroom I go sleep.

No amount of beg wey I no beg this woman today. Ha, if na shame, shame comot from my body today o.

Naso I beg am sotey, she cum give me the accommodation slip and allocate room gimme o.

Hmm. No be small thing, now at least I can start preparing for my test tomorrow.

As for here, I pray I never come this low in life to beg anyone online or offline. I no know how this week go run but God wey gimme place to sleep today, go gimme something to chop.

Below is my accommodation slip

Please I'm still here o. Your boy is still looking for a helper. Please touch my life. Please

Ruggedniggaone:
they are still paying 7090 for Abu

why d N90 tho

Abeg.
Please someone help me. Please

Uu

Still here. Still hoping. Please

Hhmmm

Yu