NewStats: 3,259,458 , 8,170,193 topics. Date: Sunday, 25 May 2025 at 06:47 AM 5v391y

Hannibal:

@ C2MB,

Your ways with me??
Are u talking about SEX??

, I am pleading the 5th, Amendment that is, BTW I am a "Virgin" and I intend of staying so until I go back to meet Jesus

Pataki:

That is the problem! Very hard to find one.

Pataki, so it's like this, eh?  Ok, NP

Hannibal:

Maybe.

Thank u.

I see, I am not going to let this rile me up at all, I know just how to get my revenge, opppsss, My way with ya

@topic
I really don't see the need to waste money on expensive or inexpensive devices to track your significant other. Where is the trust? My take is, if he or she is up to anything fishy. They would be caught.  "Moon does run 'til day catch em" ( so we say ah yard na )

@Sly, how is the pimping life ginne blood? Yo na tired yet?

Hannibal:

I will give u $1000 if u show me a woman that is NOT prone to jealousy.
It's in their platelets.

Pay up now jare,  I am she. Have I ever snooped on your Ipone, Blackberry or Wing?

Pataki:

@ Chat,

Sue me well well. I am ready to try my latest law teachings in the court. Can you imagine the same slugabed calling the topic ridiculous is making a contribution to the topic?

Stupidity is no respecter of persons at all.

Buoy me ah tell yo, If only some of us would say what we mean, and mean what we say, and then stick to it,  , LOL,

Hannibal:

Whatever rocks em both??
You are a meanie!!!!!! Thats ma god-daughter u dissing.

NO way dear, (It's Patois), I just used the co-loquial spelling. Your god-daughter is safe by me,

Anyways, the thread has lost its essensce, Just rest assured I wont be tracking your cute ass down, and you have no need to do like wise. Catch you live n direct in a few

A-40:

Hmmm that means your bad must be really bad

PS: I love your siggy! and why do i feel you are not lying?

LOLOLOLOL, Well, let's say "that's for me to KNOW, and for you to FIND OUT"

And yes when I am bad I am the devil, but when I am good, I am like Jesus's twin na, ask God,

Hannibal:

Some women poly to gain more sexual experience.
Lemme shag the tall one, short, fat, slim, pot-bellied, old, young, hunch-backs and even albinos.
Its a strange world, don't cha think??

It is indeed a strange-ass world. We even have students taking pre-requisites to getting into fields claiming to be doctors, What next? ,

Anyways, as we would say ah  we yard  all de tyme( whatever rocks dem both, opps boat

Hannibal:

You won't get anyway with any polying.

NO need to even try any polying, What would make a woman, with everything she needs, even do such a disgusting act? NO me jare. I am happily, spousecally inclined


@Pataki, abeg, na today oo, I am not feeling well and if you make me burst any of my stitches, I am suing jare

rikkyjen:

I thunk so. . . You must be Islander, aka. . Mrs Hannibal.

Which one do you prefer? Mrs Hannibal or Alhaja El-Chacal!. . .

Mrs. Jackal will do me just fine jare , How are you?

Hannibal:

[b]If Madam Hannibal gets sheisty, i would know.[/b]Women are pathetic when it comes to covering their tracks. . . . On the long run, something would give in.
Besides, i have tons of homies in this city and one of em would see something.

Are you sure?  wehmmmmmmm, I am 90lbs and under 5ft, so I can get away with a lot na ,

OMG, Just when I thought our "Pre-meds" on the land had things to do. Lard,

LOL, Naa. I have been very good, the best I have been in years. I know Santa will be bigging me real ire this Christmas, I have been a very good girl ,

WEll keep doing your do. I have seen you around on Sports, but you always left before I could have said hi. One Luv,

No way dear, I have always been here( ask Hannibal ), They keep banning me ooo, Let's hope this time they won't, or if they do, I am returning as Mrs. Lucifer jor ,
So how is life brethren?

@Hannibal, see your face? Who told you sex does ALL that? ,

@A-40, my Assitant boss. Long time. Wat ah gwarn blood?

@poster
Can I have that pic to set as my background on my desktop? I Love that monkey. Gosh it's cute,

They what you don't know won't hurt you, right? Well let him continue to cheat until nemesis catches up with his ass. Then, it will be something worth reading about.

Look him straight in the eyes, if you can, and say "honey, you know I love you. However, I have found someone I Love even more. Sorry, things didnt work out, but I pray you find your soulmate one day. Because I have found mine" God bless,

Pennywise:

This is more desirable. Will pay double.

Rofl, , you've got that right dear, Attention  seeking, claim to virginity, gawd what next?

LOL,

Pataki:

Are you by any means saying she is still a virgin?

Do not believe everything written on the walls of this forum.
You are fast becoming a Nigerian more than you ever thought. At the rate you are going, I am beginning to search whether or not you are a Yoruba girl.

Will you be nice this afternoon?

I am always nice jare. And I am a bonified Naijan, My name is Adaobi(eat your heart out I am Ibo ), Hmmm. As to this Virgin craze thingy, may God help and forgive them oo,

Pennywise:

Wise girls. Fear them! So that your days will be long and prosperous.

I don't need to lie to have longevitity, I prefer telling the truth and live happily ever after. ,  I am a virgin too, a reconstructed one that is. It aint no lie jare.

Na wa for Nlders o, I was speaking to Nigerian guy I met at the gym. He said "All" nigerian girls are virgins until 3mins you are about to screw them, then all of a sudden they ed they were raped by a neighbour, or their uncle molested them, or worse off, they accidentally fingered themselves. I don die,

Well they say "Love" makes us do silly things. The guy is proving the theory correct.

I still my first love, afterall, he was the 1st person I did a lot of things with. Now, am I still in love with him? Hell no. He was for a time and season, now his coupon has expired, and I have moved on to greater and better things. Such is life!

j-girl:

Girl, what happened? I was busy swimming which was more of me playing in the pool with. . . . . . . _{I'll tell you all about him, not to worry} So who's the brave goat stepping on my client's shoes?

The Three stooges went to bed I assume. , dem dey ya ah talk bout say ONLY men who are sissys ah be nurse, ,

@Queenisha and Oniyne,
Mek una stop na, Abeg, It was fun, I enjoyed the laughs, although honestly I know Queenisha is just fooling with Oniyne's ego.  Well ladies and boys, Buenos noches los gentes, Hasta la vista,

Hannibal:

Why argue with a Pre-med student.
It's like a chartered ant arguing with a SS2 student doing ing as a subject.
The gulf is too wide.

Anyways, ma madam is calling me. . . . .Must hit the sack.
Good night peops.

I was just about to dash you your duvert so you can cuddle TT this night. , Try this tomorrow and see if I don't go next doors to rub up next to Mr. Patterson ,

j-girl:

If I cry and my man is not bothered then he needs to be dumped like a hot potato. Some men demean you when you cry but the truth is that I cry to manipulate or to show my true feelings. Which ever way, it's all good.

What does MCAT have to do with crying please?

Baby Love I was waiting for you all night. Left you 20 Voicemails and 40 texts. Thank God yo don touch down, Calling all the yeye men. My Lawyer is here,

Queenisha:

were you a violent non compliant patient that needed restraint ?
I wonder why they sent you males
You're an exception  

LOL, I was very well behaved na, But they claimed there was a shortage of staff that night in question. Maybe if Hannibal and Eldee and Sly change professions then this problem will soon be fixed.

On that note can someone please let some people know, that we all know the criteria to be a doctor.  First you take pre-requisites to be even considered a pre-med. So pls no unneccessary rantingopps tales on the land. Abeg,

Queenisha:

[b]Nursing is a female profession period![/b]How many male Oyibo nurses do you see?
In Nigeria how many men go into nusing besides awusa people?
If the tables were turned and we all decide to go home, which face will these men take to be answering nurses in Nigeria.

It's good for economic reasons in America no doubt
They need those Igbotic muscles to lift them 500 lb patients
But it still remains a female profession
A man running around with bed pans and pads in the postnatal wards?
God forbid!

Really?
Well I spent a few days hospitalised at NYU last December and I had 2 white male nurses at my beck and call.  I always noticed that there were ONLY 2 black male nurses on my floor.  I am wondering if it's due to the stigma attached to such a profession, why our men would rather make minimum wage as bartender, or work construction toiling in the sun and cold, than earn a decent living wearin scrubs and husslin bed pans?

Hannibal:

Anyways, a man's profession should rub on his kids.
When a kid grows up reading John Newton, Faraday and Lord Rutherford's books. . . .He would become an engineer.
If he insists on singing on the broadway or work at MAC applying makeup like a Arrow. . . .I ma send him to Lagos.

Cool, as long as it's not to Baga . People there can be so damn mean

Hannibal:



Don't worry. . . . No man would touch u with his fisticles. . . .I'd rather go cool down at the nearest pub.

Where you can go sneaking at Dashana's booty? Sorry stay home and deal with the rants,

Hannibal:

Such males should be castrated and given sanitary pads/tampons.


Over me dead body. . . . . .I am sending em to a Military School where they would be drilled to act like real MEN.


Did u see me waxing? Being a vegan, being anti-spider killing, being a stronzo, a Tom Cruise fan, whatever,
All  em wimps who follow any of these things should be gathered up, put on an island north of Siberia, and allowed to pursue their interests in the comfort of their fellow sissy males.

A man must work. . . . . . .Why would a man want to stay at home and change diapers??
What happened to his childhood dreams of becoming a pilot, doctor, teacher or enginee?

Fyne by me. . . . . . . You'd better move to the doctor's house after your delivery to go meet his spiteful wife who would break your nose.
I shall parcel your GHANA BAGS via TNT. . . . Just let me have the address.

Ok, Pack me bags, send me and them via DHL if you wish, but I am NOT going to instill "job-restrictions" on my children.  If he wants to sing on Broadway or work at MAC applying makeup, let him. As long as he is happy with his job

As I earlier said, I would rather my man cries and get over what's bugging him than takes his frustration out with his "Andre the Giant" fisticles

eldee:

There's nothing wrong with being a male nurse . . . True
But growing up wanting to be a male nurse, then that's just daft
GUILTY

sharapp jor , I grew up wanted to be a wrestler, So tell me was that daft?

Hannibal:

You see what i am saying. . . . . .

These wussies should just hand in their testicles now and go buy a bra.
Accept that life isn't perfect and move on.
When I hear about some clown launching a sexual harassment lawsuit against some female colleague, i want to hunt down the guy and take him to Lucca's Meat Market to show him what real sexual harassment is.
We've become rompipalles (ball breakers). We've become selfish pigs, not doing anything without selfish gain.

Men now groom like chics. . . . . .Manicure n Pedicure.
I will never wax anything off my body that God intended to have there.
Hell, i am not going to go to a fancy girly spa to get some algae crap on my face.
Look clean, iron your clothes, anything else leave to you mother-in-law.

When did becoming a stay-at-home dad become cool? When did being a male nurse become something guys grew up thinking of?
When did being a secretary scream out "ambitious career plan"?
When did holding your wife's hand while she's delivering your baby become a mandatory male experience?
I can now understand why some twats here feel a man must cry or the REAL men cry bullshit. Our forefathers could build houses with their barehands.
These days, StephenP needs a 200-page manual to put up a shelf. . . . .Does he even own a hammer??

1. You dont groom? So are you saying it was your brother I met?

2. A stay-at-home becomes cool when he decides he doesnt want to work. So since I have to toil, then let him handle the house chores, and diaper changing and feeding are included.

3. You refuse to come to the Delivery room to lend me , then the Doctor's name goes on the baby's birth certificate. Afterall, he stood by me during the "storm"

Hannibal:

Unfortunately, things have changed.
All we have today are wimps n sissies. . . .  .The way some men behave, u can easily argue they have vaginas instead of cocks.
These days, u see men take sides with feminists, men groom like women, men have now taken over women's roles.
The other day, ma neighbour's male kid wants to be a MALE NURSE. . . . What a load of crap??
It's pathetic.

I am on the phone with my sis and she said she will e-slap you for that statement.  She said to tell you that Males are fast competing for her position .

So wait what if Storm or Stone tells you they wish to be a nurse, what will you do??

Hannibal:

Nah. . . . .I would cuddle u and be sober.

I am having it changed right away.

Seriously, Nigerian men are not designed to cry like twats.
Even when i schooled in Nigeria and those over zealous teachers caned the lads n lasses. . . .
The boys don't cry while the girls wail like Bob Marley's band . . . It's a moral fibre built right from birth for the males to suppress their pains.
Men are not supposed to break down like wimps. . . . .Elders even say. . . .Don't cry, BE A MAN!!!!

Change it nah, I have 6th sense ,

I will tell Stone and Storm it is ok to cry. Crying does not in anyway defiles them.

Hannibal:

I don't let any chic get in the way when i am watching Man Utd.
Matter of fact, i tell a chic be4 we start dating that she might have to share me with ma club. . . . .
C2MB knows not to call me when Ronaldo is doing his ballet at OT.

And you will cuddle him after the season is over too ,

Hannibal:

Never watched that movie but i heard Wyclef's song "something about mary".
Although he was talking about Marijuana(Mary J).


I feel u . . . . .I know u cry but reduce the croc tears when i cannot pay for the miu miu.
You are wicked. . . . . 3 of all networks.
I can't stand it.

Pul eaze, I have already memorised the combination to your safety deposit box.Who needs tears when I have a funtional brain

@Sly,
See your face na , And the mumu fell for that white lie? You need the Lord

chika98:

Real men cry .

You tell these yeye rats,

@Sly, You see!! EVen my praying and fasting have NOT done you any good. Chinekeeee

@Topic
I will divorce my spouse if he refuses to cry and claim alimony for reason of Lack of Affection.  

Hannibal:

Not really. . . . . I can't stand it when a woman resorts to emotional blackmail to get her way.

Mary: Hello Darling, i was hoping we should go out this evening and see 2 or 3 movies @ Showcase.
Hannibal: Sorry, Man Utd is playing in Europe tonight. . . . .I can't go to the movies.

Mary: ******sobs****** How can u do this to me? You are a meanie and reh reh reh. Is Man Utd more important than me?
Hannibal: ******Hangs up the phone.********

How does this equate a HEART OF STONE??

There's something about Mary, I just love that movie jare,

And Hannibal baby, YOu know I cry now,
Anyways I see you are being pursued like Daytona 500, You know the drill