NewStats: 3,264,990 , 8,185,280 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 05:17 AM 5r12f

Things you hate when you're broke, you will begin to like them when you secure the bag.



I nor too like Benz e too dey drink fuel, na lie na money to buy Benz nor dey.

TabularRaza:
Even Kalu knows he ain't getting shit.

Dude is tryna be famous.

He ain't getting shit

The attached pictures are indications that he was tortured and was asked to roll in the mud or dirty water.

Nigeria Lying Army

OfficialAPCNig:
Made in Osogbo analysis from a yoruba moslem tijanniyya fundamentalist.

Are you aware MOSSAD infiltrated the center of Tehran and stole Iranian classified nuclear documents?

Where was your almighty Iran?

Israel is nuclear armed, Israel has the best Air Force in the middle EAST, Israel has the best Intelligence in the Middle East and one of the best in the world.

One on one with Israel, Iran stands zero chance.

FYI, Israel kicked the ass of Arabs in the 6 day war without USA.

Before deceiving yourself, go and research about Operation Wrath of God.

Are you minding the Ignoramous with his well composed gibberish.

May your home be blessed and peaceful

Road2yesterday1:
Financial freedom equals happy family


1yr used 2009 Toyota Corolla sport for sale in -Abeokuta.
Asking price 2.8m (slightly negotiable)

See my profile for WhatsApp , pls only nearby interested buyers can

Financial freedom.
You have said it all

D'banj would wish he can take that picture off the internet

LordviccoDaGuru:
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Zombie

Ajala the traveller

Your house is on fire you are travelling upandan instead of looking for means to quench the fire in your house.

With your win 1 draw 2 loose 1 game pattern abi?

Depression

ahnie:
I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.

I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers.
My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.

So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.

I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my .

I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate

Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?

I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.

From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).

He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.

I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.

I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.

Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.

E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.

Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.

I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.

Sis, may God bless you abundantly.
Shey una see my life?

As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength.
I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.

If I come beg you money, you nor go give me
So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want.

In all these I only have one prayer for you.
May God prosper your business.
Write today's date down, you akarapreneurship business will turn to a big eatery and snacks entreprise that will compete with the likes of KFC and top eateries.

Amen in Jesus name.

Thanks for being proud of what you do.

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This is what EFCC has been reduced to under Bawa.
Raiding hotels to hunt yahoo boys like Area For Division Police Officers.

budaatum:
I hope you know you are the Nigerian responsible for this? I mean, you haven't even bothered to them before rubbishing your entire Nigerian self!

Please give yourself a chance and come tell us the result of your wise make Nigeria great action.

them?
Through what means exactly?
Is it through their customer complaints line that always says all there reps are busy and they will get back to u which they will never do.

Omo

In the 90s and even early 2000s.

Even comedies ed message unlike now that it is just nonsense


Karashika, take me to mama, state of emergency even comedies like Osuofia in London, Aki and Paw paw ed message.
Unlike now that the story lines are just daft just because they want us to laugh.

Though most recently we have some good movies too
There are good directors and script writers giving us good movies of late.

If you traveled to a far distance because of NYSC and ur journey was smooth through out ur one service year
You should always give thanks to God many didn't make it within that one year period.

Lol

Y'all that got married at the registry and have seen the previous rumors has an opportunity to leave your spouses.
You have no where to go!!!






























You die there!!!

Mtcheew


What's this na?
Was the son kidnapped?

Lol

Is he not their darling Daddy again?

You shoulda spent the money on your fat belly.


Okripopo anzu

ASUU oo
Ngige oo
Buhari oo





All of you are mad

I seriously want to beat this drug addict

Hardquy:
i love tiwa, i wish i could get the chance to meet and talk to her in person

Just say you wish to record another sex tape with her

Islamic

When will Northerners dump their mediocrity and tell the vegetable to his face that he has failed them.

When will they take to the streets to call for an end to banditary.
Buhari didn't take his Fulani kinsmen who were killing people seriously because it didn't affect Muslims much, hitherto it was only Southern Kaduna, Plateau, Benue and Taraba Christians that were being killed in their numbers, even Northern elders claimed the "North was generally peaceful" because it was Northern Christians that were suffering
Now the baby that they pampered is grown and out of control, now Muslims are suffering, they are killing them in their mosques.

When will Northern elders sincerely speak up and take actions.
When are we going to put politics and religion sentiment aside and speak up against this vile acts.


People are dying in hundreds everyday in the North, what is happening?

After u sent Laila packing

For the first time in Buhari's 6 years plus, I am proud of being a Nigerian.



Idi Amin is back!!!!!

Tega and her wife in Calabar.

Lol