NewStats: 3,261,950 , 8,175,633 topics. Date: Saturday, 31 May 2025 at 08:26 AM 713ke

qekng40:
captainking
Elmojiid

Happy birthday to you!

I'm wishing you a healthy life, God's grace and prosperity!

Cheers!

NB: If you wish to be celebrated on my birth month monthly videos, please kindly send two of your pictures to my WhatsApp line on my signature.

All right.. I will..
Thanks a lot..

SheCeo:


Happy birthday child of God. God's blessings

Thank you daughter of God..
Bless you too

everythinggirly:
Age gracefully.

Thank you dear..

Emma2Seconds:
Happy birthday Boss

Thanks chief

Okonandmary:
Happy birthday.

Just one question.

I have seen many Nigerians wearing thick turtle neck in the hot sun, how comfortable are you guys in it?

Turtle necks are for winter,autumn and spring not hot weather ( summer)

Your response has been answered I believe..
Besides.. It looks cool to put on though.

Aaaaarghmed:
Hbd my honda paddy

Thanks a lot buddie

Desperados:



Celebration to you today.


qekng40 has sumtin nice for u too.

Really...
Seems I do not know a lot here o.

ObosiLandlord:
Happy Birthday Man, I wish you Long Life and Prosperity.

Even though nah mistake I use enter this section

Thanks buddie.. What were you expecting to see nah...??

Medianna:
Happy birthday sir greater heights.

Thanks a lot dear.

PerfectStranger:
Happy birthday gee. I get wife for u if you're still single. U go manage virginprincess?

I am not married yet... Who is virginprincess??

Captainking

Happy birthday to my fellow B-Day mate..
@Elmojiid

Elmojiid:
08067381313 plss call me

All right bro..

Happy birthday to me and all may borns.

May we continue to be blessed.. May we experience plenty of favours, riches, God's protection and love.. And may God always put us at the right place at the right time.

Happy birthday
Last picture.
10 years ago during service year..

Elmojiid:
8..happy birthday to us

.same with me o....
I am 1988 too..
Happy birthday to us buddies..

Elmojiid:
May 16 198.....

B-Day mate...
198....6..7..8...9 pick one

NurseMaryUSA:
With so many scams going on how can an African American female find a serious African man to marry. It doesn't seem like many African men are interested in marrying us. Is there an African based dating website.

Are you a Real lady? There are lots of fake monikers on this platform.
You have heard a lot of truths from folks around here.. In as much as some men date to get visa.. Some date for love too.. Personally. A lot of folks including me are tired of dating Nigerian ladies..
So it's not just about relocating abroad cos of love. Can you also come to Nigeria for a while?? It's a beautiful place to be and an experience of a life time...

olakunle5296:
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Tundexboy:


These are the test results it still remain some but they’re not ready yet.
What does this mean?

Bro... You will be fine... The test you did is urinalysis...
You should have done urine MCS...
Urinalysis shows you may have infection.. By showing bacterial but will not show the exact infection and it's sensitivity..
Meanwhile. I am a bit worried about the other stuffs.
There seems to be blood in your urine and protein too..
Did you ask for explanation from the lab person or doc??
I am not a doctor or medical personnel but learnt all these while doing my own checkups and test.. First thing I do after doctor explains test for me is to learn more by.
Checking each section or items in the test and compare normal values to mine.. Esp for the ones like epith cells where there should be values not words like positive or negative..
Which other tests did you do?
What you should have done is urine MCS as it will also show what urine analysis will show... Culture and sensitivity...

Gerald213:
I am an active nairalander, I created this for anonymity. I have a kind of painful small swelling around my testis. I have gone to the hospital and was told to some tests, urine culture, swap and all, yet it all came out that there is nothing. Now the pain is spreading to the right part of my body. From waist to leg, to arm and to my neck. Please what should I do

Fear not..
Do you wear very tight tros? Or belt?? If you do.. It could be the cause of your problems.
I once had traumatic orchitis..cos I wore very tight jeans and very tight belt.. Which prevented bloodflow into one of my testicles.. Left one.. And it became so so so swollen...like. four Times the size of the right one
Just get it checked bro.

I did mine in Jan at Mile 1 port office phc and it came out in 6 weeks..
I did not pay for express and I paid 45k..
Him asking for 48k and 3 months is just off..

JohnPortar:
I really can't mention name of the company because my phone number is in my signature.

If only there were a way to make this anonymous, I would write a full article about that company.

Create a new moniker and write about It

dreamxhaser:
In January, I had sex with a hookup/ runs girl and the condom burst. At first, I did not take it as anything serious, but after the act and went home, I started thinking, and boom, the fear of HIV consumed me.

I went for an HIV test the next day, and it was negative, so I was asked to come back on April 22. I couldn't think straight for the past few months; I checked every thread related to HIV on the naira land and the Internet, which Increased my fear.

So this morning, at precisely ten weeks, I decided to go for another test because I couldn't wait any further. I asked my OG to escort me, and he did.

They gave me a fluid sample collector that I should put in my mouth and rub around my gum, which I did, then when he asked me to place it inside a tub, which I did, and the test started to read. He said it would take about 20 minutes, but after about 5 minutes (I think), he called me back.

I went in, and he said the result was negative. I was so happy and thanked Allah immediately. But I am still worried about a few things which are...

1. How accurate do you think is a result at ten weeks? I saw somewhere that about 90% of most rapid test results are valid at two months, while 99% are accurate at three months. Well, mine is at ten weeks.

2. He said the test takes about 20 minutes while mine isn't more than 10 minutes. Is it possible for the results to change after I leave the hospital?

3. How do the lines on the kits work? When positive, do both lines appear at the same time or do the first line appear before the second?

I have one of those home hiv kits..its suppose to show the result in 20 mins but in 5 mins you could know if you have the virus or not..once the blood is dropped in the pallate... in less than 5 mins,,,it should be on the negative line..if its not there in like 5 mins,,,that means anti bodies are being detected...
from my own little understanding..

dopedan:
Ive tried antifungal creams but the spots keeps expanding to my hands please wats the cause, it was darker before now its lighter it’s spreading it doesn’t itch but its unsightly pls help

This is not vitiligo.. Stop rubbing all those creams.. They make it worse.. Use nixoderm morning and night and thanks me later.
It happened to me-too.. After applying all different creams my hospitals gave me which was making it worse and expand.. The last doc I met advised me to use nixoderm and it cleared it in weeks.
I guarantee you..

bobocuti:
My guardian, who ed me through out my education in Nigeria is willing to sponsor me to study in Canada .. she have provided me with all the documents I need. A sponsorship letter and the money she have for me in the bank (bank statement) I've gotten ission and all the necessary requirements needed ... What's my chances ..

Please be kind to share the name of the school with me.
Did you write IELTS?

It's scam jariiii..
Anywhere you see recruitment that's giving you codes.. Just know its fake..
Those multi marketing self..

lugubrious:
I was just reflecting today on how Nairaland has been a blessing to me, so I decided to share my story to motivate anyone ing through anything similar.

This was my Erectile Dysfunction thread back in 2016.
https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/3024476/looking-how-cure-erectile-dysfunction

I stayed single looking for a medical cure to my ED. Having gone through all ED treatments prescribed by my urologist between 2017 - 2018, the only option left was a penile implant surgery which cost about 7 million naira at the time. I couldn’t afford it so I moved on with life hoping for the best. My life was a sad one hence my moniker.

Fast forward to 2019, I received a Nairaland PM from someone. Out of curiosity, I said hello back. She said she bumped into my post and decided to sympathize with me seeing what I was going through. I thanked her for showing concern and moved on.
Three months later same 2019, she ed me from nowhere and sent another email requesting my number. We knew absolutely nothing about each other as there’s nothing from our Nairaland posts that mentioned anything personal like where we live, what we do for a living, etc.
I gave her my number and we got talking and progressed to WhatsApp chat. We got to know each other more and she was surprised I live abroad. Four months later in early 2020, I decided to go visit Nigeria as I hadn’t done so in 2 years. We had sex on the first date, thanks to her patience. And afterwards, the sex became so good that she climaxed so often, so much that she started saying that there’s nothing wrong with me. I was surprised myself seeing how I struggled to have sex having tried with about 5 different girls.
I actually suffered from venous leak but with her, it was so different as I wasn’t feeling any pressure whatsoever, and her body stimulates me nonstop that my body responds like a porn star, lol.
Beyond the sex, she’s beautiful and got a great personality/character, excellent cook, in fact 1000% wife material.
We got to know each other more. One year later in 2021, I went to marry her in Nigeria. I applied for her Permanent Residence and she left her sweet job and ed me early this year. Now we’re about 2 months pregnant.
My true life story of…what God cannot do, does not exist.
Now I wish I could change my moniker to elated.

Thanks for sharing bro.
There are men that enjoy sex more when they meet certain women.. No pressures..
Enjoy your marriage bro..

Sureman700:
1.1m 08163157823
Portharcout

.which year of civic is this

amrepairguru:
good morning my people of nairaland. This guy that called me out surprised me a lot as this is not the first time he bought screen from me and I waybill to his state. This will make it the fourth time if am not mistaken. I ordered for his screen umidigi a3pro which I never knew it will take this long. We are always in touch and I use to update him on everything. I realize that this will take alonger time and I told him that I will refund his money. I don’t understand why he called me a scam and why he said have not been picking his call cos I just his missed calls this morning. He called me when I had slept. I promised to refund him yesterday and for me to wake up this morning and see all this. You people should not always think that it’s only you that have mouth to talk by coming to nairaland and blackmail somebody.

Why didn’t you tell the story of how am trustworthy when you have sent money to me in the past three transactions we had and your screen was waybill without any story. Why not tell the story of how those unpopular screen of Ukitel C17pro also was waybill to you . The same way things are hard for everyone but I never said I will not refund you . Why is my family involved in this? . Until you delete all this post i will not do anything. @flashxxx @ newbreed2018 @dragnet @seun and to others

Your post just showed you are an inconsiderate person.. What has previous successful transaction has to do with new ones.. Once you fail to deliver.. Past success of delivery is irrelevant.

cris83:
Good day nairalanders. I woke up this morning with no fever at all. My day began normally until around 11am I started feeling feverish so I decided to see if I could sleep it off. I woke up later in the evening with blisters around my upper body (arms and shoulders) and some parts of my leg. There are none around my groin or buttocks. These blisters when I burst them bring out clear liquid and it hurts. My fever has not diminished as its even more severe. Can someone help me to know what these blisters are? Thanks.

Stop bursting those things bro

Messi1997:
Doctors in the house I am experiencing short,frequent and painful urination with fever and headache
I can't even go to the hospital to get tested because of poor finances.

.start with urine culture. It's 2k or 1500

Shopwiiser:


Well its what I face...we strucked an agreement.. and I moved the Game from a location to another due to I'm working.. the following day...he refused picking his call or replying his messages...so.....

I guess he wasn't a serious buyer.. A serious one would communicate with you if he's no longer interested