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Chai! I no go lie you, Centino, me and you nearly get problem as you begin dey mention all the things wen damage for inside im eye, but as you come mention say surgery go solve the matter, no wahalla, we don settle. I believe we all go No. 225 people dem raise the money, because Chisco cannot the 'One-eyed Club'. As for this update, na the meme wen I dey find since I don see; besides, this last part wey make me laff like mad person for trend wella if to say I good with Twitter: Centino: In other news, you have made my Sunday. Thank you. **But that one no mean say we go accept this failure of a leader as a leader ... ![]() I am Calamus! Call me calamus!!! 26 Likes 3 Shares |
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Chai! Innocenti nwa mamaa! You are just on heat! ![]() Better heat. I predicted something like this, but not exactly. And about the eye, you better find a twist oh! I can't agree that we should now fear the risks of doing good. That Chisco guy just encouraged me! Centino ride on. Even I no comment, I go dey pray for you. ![]() 1 Like |
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ossyjxmmi07: definitely you've done your registration by now, no? |
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DragonKnight: A source said that the examination questions are different from the Post UTME questions, as are the examination dates. |
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let me update my thread followers
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I have been reading for quite a while without commenting Centino; not because I don't want to, not that I am not enjoying the story, but mehn, typing such a long reply as this will always sound like torture to me. Now that I am on PC however, I don't want to write long episode. I just want to encourage you. Keep up the good work bro. Your story is an award winner! ![]() 1 Like |
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Punctual: tysonnn: Ah ah! Seriously guys? ![]() |
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Thread updated. Forms not on sale yet. Mods: cc mynd44 lalasticlala dominique please help modify name to read: Unizik 2018/2019 Post UTME/Undergraduate/Direct Entry Discussion Thread instead of me having to create new threads. Please. |
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CyrilPatrickk: Hmm. ![]() I know a lot of people are out there carrying "guaranteed" success tips that will grant one ission or obtaining above 90%, but the only points I will make are as follows: 1. FEAR: is the beginning of failing in any exam, including the post UTME. A lot of students begin to fear before they enter the exam hall, and it is evident in the nervous manner they handle the computer system (in CBT exams) or writing materials. You will have to exorcise fear from your mind, and you can only do that if you... 2. PREPARE: Seriously, the importance of preparation cannot be overemphasized. Read to learn. Avoid cramming information into your head, unless where necessary. Tell yourself that every topic you are reading is for you to KNOW, not . When you know, you can always . Get Past Questions and Answers and consume as much information as you can from the material. Quite often, questions are repeated, and who knows? You just might find out in the exam halls that all your questions look familiar. Approach the exam hall with confidence, not too much of it, and definitely not too little. Take deep breaths of air when you feel nervous; it will ease tension from your mind. I wish I can write more on this point, but... 3. PRAY: I don't want to venture into the spiritual; about how some problems are from curses and all that, but you need God in your endeavours, not just because you need ission, but in understanding that you cannot do anything without his aid. Of course, these would not be all, but if you can make adequate preparations for your exam, pray about it, and be confident that God is in control, you will smile after everything. 1 Like |
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DragonKnight: I can't really say for now, @DragonKnight. Perhaps, I would go to these Past Q&A vendors around here in Unizik and skim through a few copies, see what I can find. |
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thread up to date this morning. no forms on sale yet.
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Thread up to date this morning.
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Thread up to date!
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Munzy14: Welcome, Munzy14 |
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UPDATE: POST UTME FORM NOW ON SALE! This thread is for all prospective undergraduate students of the Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka. It is meant to provide useful information for all intending applicants from the 2018/2019 session application period and onward. Currently, everyone is waiting for the sale of Post-UTME forms. 1. WHAT YOU CAN GET FROM THIS THREAD a. Information on application process in Unizik. b. Assistance with obtaining educational materials available only within Awka environs, e.g. Past Q & A. c. Assistance with obtaining forms on sale for Unizik programmes. 2. WHAT YOU CANNOT GET FROM THIS THREAD a. ission b. News not concerned with forms and programmes in Unizik c. Other info not listed in 1. 3. HOW TO USE THIS THREAD a. Important information, such as sale of Post-UTME form, Application periods, deadlines, JUPEB, etc, will always be updated on page 1. b. Report all suspicious persons asking you to send monies for ission, and other suspicious activities by quoting this post or any other post by me. c. Always ask for directions on any issue and you will receive response as soon as possible. d. Line one will bear current news, properly formatted with color to indicate its status. I will endeavour to update this thread at least once a day, but in the event that that becomes an issue, I will assign that duty to someone we can trust to help for continuity. The Nnamdi Azikiwe University has scheduled its 2018/2019 POST UTME and DIRECT ENTRY screening exercise for candidates who made the University their first choice in the 2018 University Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) and Direct Entry as well as all NAU Institutions. The dates are outlined below: 1. SCREENING EXERCISE DATES: SATURDAY, 25TH AUGUST – TUESDAY, 4TH SEPTEMBER, 2018 DAY 1: SATURDAY, 25th AUGUST, 2018 S/N Faculty a. Arts b. Physical Sciences DAY 2: MONDAY, 27th AUGUST, 2018 S/N Faculty a. Management Sciences b. Biosciences DAY 3: TUESDAY, 28th, AUGUST 2018 S/N Faculty a. Engineering b. Education c. Basic Medical Sciences DAY 4: WEDNESDAY, 29th AUGUST, 2018 S/N Faculty a Health Sciences and Technology DAY 5: THURSDAY, 30th AUGUST, 2018 S/N Faculty a. Social Sciences b. Pharmacy DAY 6: FRIDAY, 31st AUGUST, 2018 S/N Faculty a Medicine b Agriculture DAY 7: SATURDAY, 1st SEPTEMBER, 2018 S/N Faculty a Law b Environmental Sciences DAY 8: MONDAY, 3rd SEPTEMBER 2018 S/N All Institutions (Utme& DE) a. Fed College of Edu (Technical) Umunze b. Enugu State Coll. of Edu Technical c Auchi Polytecnic d Pope John Paul Seminary DAY 9: TUESDAY, 4th SEPTEMBER 2018 S/N DE for all NAU candidates All Faculties 2. ELIGIBILITY: a. Candidates who made Nnamdi Azikiwe University their first choice and have the required cut-off mark are eligible to apply. b. The general cut-off mark is 200 except for Faculties/Departments indicated below: Faculties/Programmes with Cut-Off Mark of 180 (a) Agriculture – Agric Econs & Extension, Animal Science & Fisheries, Forestry & Wildlife, Food Science & Technology, Soil Science, Crop Science. (b) Arts – Igbo, African& Asian Studies, History & International Studies, Linguistics, Music, Philosophy, Modern European Languages, Religion & Human Relations, Theatre and Film Studies, and Chinese Studies. (c) Education – Adult Education, Early Childhood & Primary Education, Guidance and Counselling, Human Kinetics & Health Education, Library & Information Science, Science Education, and Vocational Education. (d) Engineering – Agric & Bioresources Engineering, Polymer &Textiles Engineering. (e) Environmental Sciences – Architecture, Building, Quantity Surveying & Geoinformatics, Fine and Applied Arts, Environmental management, Estate management (f) Physical Sciences – Mathematics and Statistics only. (g) Health Sciences and Technology – Environmental Health only. (h) Management Sciences – Entrepreneurial Studies only. Programmes with 160 Cut off -Technical Education and -All Institutions Faculties / Programmes with Cut-Off Mark of 200 a. Arts - English Language and Literature b. Basic Medical Sciences - Anatomy and Physiology b. Biosciences - Applied Microbiology and Brewing, Applied Biochemistry, Botany, Parasitology and Entomology and Zoology c. Education - Educational Foundations, Educational Management & Policy d. Engineering - Chemical Engineering, Civil Engineering, Electrical Engineering, Electronic & Computer Engineering, Mechanical Engineering, Industrial & Production Engineering, Metallurgical & Materials Engineering e. Health Sciences & Technology - Medical Lab Sciences, Nursing Science, Radiography, Medical Rehab (Physiotherapy) f. Law g. Management Sciences - ancy, Banking & Finance, Business istration, Cooperative Economics & Management, Marketing, Public istration h. Medicine - Medicine i. Pharmaceutical Sciences - Pharmacy j. Physical Sciences - Computer Science, Pure & Industrial Chemistry, Physics & Industrial Physics, Geological Sciences k. Social Sciences - Economics, Psychology, Political Science, Mass Communication, Sociology/Anthropology. 1 Like |
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If you're in awka, anambra, Call the number in my signature for registration...
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Chai! ![]() I think the ![]() ![]() E don tey wey many people dey wait for that part. And the description eh! ![]() OK, enough rambling from me. Nice employment of suspense. ...but again, Centino your writeup dey gimme joy. I learnt something to strengthen my resolve against lust and falling for temptation. You're doing a very good work with your piece. I can only imagine how many lives you are silently touching with it. Oya go collect one carton of Hero for QueenSuccubus beer parlor! I go pay! ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
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not again! I was going to say these bloggers have come with another lie, but Lord! ![]() ![]() Even the uncensored picture is gory! Which of the gods did we offend? ![]() ![]() Mod: I see water and a tank, but is this how firefighters are dressed in this country? ![]() ![]() |
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tamethem: I have modified my comment. Please read through... ...and thank you for being polite in your remark! |
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blood... every subsequent government tries to harvest more blood than the preceding one... With Obasanjo - plane deaths (then that of his wife) Oh! beautiful Stella! With Yaradua - I don't think there was any With GEJ - Boko Haram With Buhari - Boko Haram, Foolany, Trailers, Buildings, Recampaigning, Demolition, Illiteracy, Foolishness, Cluelessness, Fire, Guns, Hanging... 6 Likes 1 Share |
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I silently prayed that Nigerians shouldn't have gotten to this level of depravity. |
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Headline should read... "21 Year Old POOR Man To Be Hanged To Death For Stealing In Ekiti" Mod: I never said that thieves shouldn't be prosecuted, all I'm saying is that whether he robs at gunpoint or not, let all receive the same verdict! ![]() A thief is a thief, from the 419er to the corrupt politician and government (or private sector) official that takes what does not belong to them. Now let me give you a quick underground story no one heard about because it didn't make the headline. Do you know that Bill Gates for Polio Immunization is under threat following a discovery that the vaccines never reached the intended targets? Do you know why? Because the money that was meant for those who actually do the vaccination (those people that knock on your door and ask you if you have a child in your house) was cut down from the top all the way, and by the time it reached them, what was supposed to be N30,000 with transport and other allowances, became N10,000. To cut long story short, these people would vaccinate one or two children, and pour the rest on the ground wherever they please. Now, tell me, when those children get deformed from polio, who caused it? NOTE: I am talking to no one in particular, and I refuse to give further details. 76 Likes 4 Shares |
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That's why I don't take it funny when any of my friends say "Thunder fire you". Sooner or later, when thunder is done processing all previous orders, he will come and answer. ... But where is the thunder-fired body? 1 Like |
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When will these people ever learn? The dead are dead! |
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Centino: I actually scrolled the whole post to observe its length before reading. Now that I am satisfied, let me leave this comment before I read. Modified: ![]() ![]() monalicious: Aunty, nobody is doing anybody any favour here. Even he did not say he was doing us a favour by writing the story. If you think that the story will lose followership if you stop reading today, you are welcome to try. People never see the things you got correctly; it's the one mistake you made that makes the headline... SMH 12 Likes 3 Shares |
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kingxsamz: No sir, she's not. Can never be. I heard she eats pythons. ![]() |
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QueenSuccubus: Don't mind me. Your name was the first exclamation that came to mind when I saw it. ![]() You said you're not from Indonesia. You are a Filipino? ![]() |
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QueenSuccubus: Of course, there will be no need to the pictures here, as it is advice you ask for. No reason to give some perverts a reason to exhibit sadistic tendencies. MY CONTRIBUTION I would advise that you do not report to authorities YOURSELF. Approach a kind, respectable woman you know around, and let her know what you saw. She would do the reporting herself. But reporting is a must. Only few of these Asian countries have tolerance for blacks, talk more Nigerians. The problem with what I just said is that I am wondering if it makes sense... EDIT: I see you have already filed a report. Well done! ![]() |
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![]() ![]() ![]() QueenSuccubus! The third picture though; why is the serpent looking alive? As in, curved that way? ![]() |
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