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cruchenutii:To me it was a very big crime then o, even if it was accidental touch, I no go gree 1 Like |
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cruchenutii:Lol, If u dare touch my body that time u don die, run inside hole i'll get u ![]() |
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Growing up I was a very simple kid who tries to avoid any physical tussle in every ways but I too get mouth nd I was neva whooped bcs I pick race b4 u come close. All that changed when I got into JS1 (a mixed sch), I got into a fight with a boy over religious argument (we were both xtians o) and we scattered d whole desk nd chairs, unfortunately for d both of us a teacher ed by nd saw us, after separating us he took us to d staff room nd I got d beating of my life. Again in 1998 I engaging another boy from another class bcs he mistakenly touched my bum, nd during my secondary school days I never had a bf bcs I hated boys then so I give them a wide berth, wen dis boy touched my bum it was like he just committed a huge sacrilege nd wat I did next stunned him for secs, I spat in his face, he reacted by giving me a punch on my shoulder by then I was all ready too 4 him nd I tackled him squarely b4 others stepped in to separate us. Fast 4ward to 2006 (Uni days), I had a terrible fight wit a galfrnd in her house in which both of us lost our frontal hairs bcs we held each other braids to get even, she grabbed a bucket of water to pour on me but I saw d bucket on time nd side stepped it and she drenched her landlord instead (I pitied d baba dat night), our friendship ended dat night. One thing about me dat time was I always save d energy to fight but come explain wat caused d fight I will burst cry. ![]() Now I don't fight anymore but I dey drop voice o ![]() 4 Likes |
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ekems2017:U can imagine o... I had a similar experience recently buh I made sure I finish their life wit threatening emails until they refunded my money and even asked me keep the product if I wish instead of returning it, that's not all o, I was also given a cash voucher. ![]() 1 Like |
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Flashh:Keep playing bt u should still sleep on what I said nd mind u no offense was intended |
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Flashh:I suggest u go and sit those gals u r deceiving upandan down and give them ur no child, no marriage lecture, I knw they will really need it, nd u may even be lucky sef to get a gullible one to swallow ur gibberish. As for me, I'm married with a child already, so ur lecture is as good as useless to me, ok? |
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Flashh:I promise u we won't get to d baby mama stage b4 u tender ur proposition |
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cruchenutii:Ooh really unfortunately I dunno |
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Flashh:B4 u begin fancy d idea of marrying me |
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cruchenutii:Hehehe, wait lemme Google it |
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cruchenutii:Thanks buh I like u too much to lose u now. My hubby may seek u out wit a grenade ![]() |
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Dis one na Gobe, original Gobe... Side chicks oya d war have begun I hope u all are ready oooooo ![]() |
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littlewonders:Lol, Tip: Try harder ![]() |
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sirdjay1:Dat picture gaan gaan I still dey scroll up nd down dey look 4 ooo |
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onatisi:Dat part really got me cracking seriously Both r fat, wish u know how dark dis girls were b4 |
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Flashh:B4 u begin av ideas ni ![]() |
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Shey with dat sacrificial stew that I'm seeing so? Weh done ma! U beta come learn better cooking b4 marriage or else if u serve ur man dat rubbish up there (eggs nd meat) 2gether in a stew, sorry is ur name... |
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Flashh:Abeg lemme come and be going b4 somebody say I don fix wedding date with am ![]() B4 I go na u send evaberry on errand |
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Flashh:U see her ![]() |
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thepussyhunter:Abeg u help me see evaberry ![]() |
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littlewonders:Only in ur dreams ![]() |
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onatisi:Honestly I was tempted to watch it and I wasn't disappointed @ all (poor diction, bad vocal). Mumu girls just dey fall person hand anyhow ![]() |
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Dis video must make Guinness World Record ooo as most stupidly hilarious video of d year, lol. Just couldn't stop laughing ooo @ 'your mummy is not rest in peace'. ![]() |
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It seems dis ones don bleach dem brain their body bleaching abi Mtchewww, wen beta people dey talk ![]() |
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Shey dis one look like normal person ni, mtcheeeeeeeeew
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Burna88:Don't say I told u oooo ![]() |
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ableguy:Toileter ![]() 1 Like |
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Burna88:Her without makeup is worse, pls let's keep managing her makeup pics ooo |
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Narldon:Lol nothing we won't see in Nollywood ![]() |
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