NewStats: 3,265,149 , 8,185,796 topics. Date: Friday, 13 June 2025 at 04:12 PM ao5s

cruchenutii:


lol, as far as i'm concerned. bum bum touching is not a crime in Nigerian constitution yet

To me it was a very big crime then o, even if it was accidental touch, I no go gree

cruchenutii:


lol, I sabi ona type..Just because of ordinary bum bum touching

Lol, If u dare touch my body that time u don die, run inside hole i'll get u

Growing up I was a very simple kid who tries to avoid any physical tussle in every ways but I too get mouth nd I was neva whooped bcs I pick race b4 u come close.
All that changed when I got into JS1 (a mixed sch), I got into a fight with a boy over religious argument (we were both xtians o) and we scattered d whole desk nd chairs, unfortunately for d both of us a teacher ed by nd saw us, after separating us he took us to d staff room nd I got d beating of my life.
Again in 1998 I engaging another boy from another class bcs he mistakenly touched my bum, nd during my secondary school days I never had a bf bcs I hated boys then so I give them a wide berth, wen dis boy touched my bum it was like he just committed a huge sacrilege nd wat I did next stunned him for secs, I spat in his face, he reacted by giving me a punch on my shoulder by then I was all ready too 4 him nd I tackled him squarely b4 others stepped in to separate us.
Fast 4ward to 2006 (Uni days), I had a terrible fight wit a galfrnd in her house in which both of us lost our frontal hairs bcs we held each other braids to get even, she grabbed a bucket of water to pour on me but I saw d bucket on time nd side stepped it and she drenched her landlord instead (I pitied d baba dat night), our friendship ended dat night.
One thing about me dat time was I always save d energy to fight but come explain wat caused d fight I will burst cry.
Now I don't fight anymore but I dey drop voice o

ekems2017:
Why won't they suffer loss when you order for something and the bring what is not even close to what you saw online.

U can imagine o...
I had a similar experience recently buh I made sure I finish their life wit threatening emails until they refunded my money and even asked me keep the product if I wish instead of returning it, that's not all o, I was also given a cash voucher.

Flashh:
My reaction after reading your post...

Flashh:
Now, she took it serious.(Me just playing around on here).

Did you think I don't know this info about you? Off course, I know about it.

Mind you, if girl/lady decides to adhere with the mode of being a baby mama before getting married, doesn't make her or my words gullible okay?

You should have ed your message politely, without foul. BTW... I ain't telling you to fake polite manner next time anyway.

#DeepSigh. SMH.

Keep playing bt u should still sleep on what I said nd mind u no offense was intended

Flashh:
You need lecture, so you will dump such idea of marriage before being a baby mama. These days, no child first, no marriage.

I suggest u go and sit those gals u r deceiving upandan down and give them ur no child, no marriage lecture, I knw they will really need it, nd u may even be lucky sef to get a gullible one to swallow ur gibberish.
As for me, I'm married with a child already, so ur lecture is as good as useless to me, ok?

ableguy:
Girls are always complaining there are no
nice guys. There are nice guys everywhere.
The problem is that your eyelashes are too
much.
Don't insult me ooo, I'm not a small boy

I don't even know whether to still insult u sef

Flashh:
Bumble, you don't mean it? Please change your mindset.

Flashh:
Be a babymama first, then, leave the rest for me.

I promise u we won't get to d baby mama stage b4 u tender ur proposition

cruchenutii:


If i hear... Every lady knows the song oh. Except you were born in the 70's.

Ooh really unfortunately I dunno

Flashh:
Bumble baby, I ain't getting your post.

Explain better.

B4 u begin fancy d idea of marrying me

cruchenutii:


Don't worry boo boo, I'd catch a grenade for yaaa, Throw my head on a blade for ya, I'd jump in front of a train for ya (yeah, yeah)

You know who sang it yeah?

Hehehe, wait lemme Google it

cruchenutii:


Hey boo boo, can I be your side guy? You look so cute !

I don't want to stress you with BF expectations, so side guy would just be fine.

Thanks buh I like u too much to lose u now.
My hubby may seek u out wit a grenade

Dis one na Gobe, original Gobe...
Side chicks oya d war have begun I hope u all are ready oooooo

littlewonders:


You're here again. This your name that refused to enter my wedding card.

Lol,
Tip: Try harder

sirdjay1:
Where is d picture ?

Dat picture gaan gaan I still dey scroll up nd down dey look 4 ooo

onatisi:


the fat one come spoil the video . saying "your mummy is not rest in peace"
twins olodos

Dat part really got me cracking seriously
Both r fat, wish u know how dark dis girls were b4

Flashh:
You can't come and be going like that. I no get marriage stuff with you na. Na baby mama things na.

B4 u begin av ideas ni

Shey with dat sacrificial stew that I'm seeing so? Weh done ma!
U beta come learn better cooking b4 marriage or else if u serve ur man dat rubbish up there (eggs nd meat) 2gether in a stew, sorry is ur name...

Flashh:
Who is Evaberry?

You no ask of me, you dey ask of one nonsense person.

Shey you know say you get one pikin for me?

Abeg lemme come and be going b4 somebody say I don fix wedding date with am
B4 I go na u send evaberry on errand

Flashh:
Weytin you wan use am do?

U see her

thepussyhunter:
Wow!!
This is nice.......i mean really nice

and see her thick thighs like the smooth sexy ones evaberry has

Abeg u help me see evaberry

littlewonders:
She's a Contortionist. I like the fact she's chubby.

I do this regularly in my dreams.

Only in ur dreams

onatisi:


you even watch am ? you get spare mb ooo

Honestly I was tempted to watch it and I wasn't disappointed @ all (poor diction, bad vocal).
Mumu girls just dey fall person hand anyhow

Dis video must make Guinness World Record ooo as most stupidly hilarious video of d year, lol.
Just couldn't stop laughing ooo @ 'your mummy is not rest in peace'.

It seems dis ones don bleach dem brain their body bleaching abi
Mtchewww, wen beta people dey talk

Shey dis one look like normal person ni, mtcheeeeeeeeew

Burna88:
really,i neva knew o

Don't say I told u oooo

ableguy:
Hmmm
Person is a person but when enters
*Hospital - Patient
*Taxi- enger
*Shop - Customer
*School - Student
*Stadium - Fans
But my Question is wat do we call a person who enters a toilet?

Toileter , I'm sure I got it

Burna88:
She could av bin Better without thé Make up

Her without makeup is worse, pls let's keep managing her makeup pics ooo

Narldon:


Beautiful



Meanwhile...


I stopped watching Nollywood movies when one blind woman said;










"My son I am so happy to see you"

Lol nothing we won't see in Nollywood