NewStats: 3,263,952 , 8,182,061 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 01:31 AM 3d6n3f

VOsimhen144:
Are the police mad? Why intercept and intrude peaceful initiation. The police dey crazy? Why them no go battle with armed robbers during bank robbery for Uromi edo state.

E be like say them dey Mad.. We'll continue to be rugged till thy kingdom come.

cultist full this nairaland sha...

Jennyclay:
I think you're the one to change your ways here.

You know you can't help her predicament, Yet you were going into details, asking her questions upon questions... Upon questions.

Do you realized you were giving her false hope with all these questions being asked?? If you don't have the money to help her predicament, tell her you're broke man and stop the unnecessary interrogations. She won't bite you.

She said her Boss needed her to pay for the machine she damaged, she even made emphasis on the "She" and you still went ahead to ask if her Madam is a man or woman.. Honestly you're the problem here.

Broke man!!

Tell us the size of your kpekus abi your size no dey there?

FERNANDEZISBACK:

That wasn't my point..

Abeg getat!! Go and sew your pant

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Did you discuss with her?
A car dropped her and you quickly concluded that she's cheating..
Well-done..keep concluding and bringing your issues here..

Is that what you are supposed to do? instead of sitting her down and tell her how you feel you are seeking advice from a section that reeks of MISOGYNY?

Stop being bais here. If your boyfriend off his phone for 2 days without genuine reason, how would you feel??

So na until the op see the ugly man gbola dey enter the girlfriend kpekus, you go believe abi??

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Boy why you lying..why you f**king lying..why you always lying?
Tell that to your fellow kids..you ended up mocking your little self on here..

So you mean op suppose dey kindergarten instead of university??

Those of you suggesting the op should take weird concoction, I don't understand .

Which one is drink dry gin mixed with alligator pepper together with milk and milo, then slice onion and curry. . Nawa oo

@op I think MufasaLion and Jennyclay made a point. Follow thier advice.

Please suicide is never an option.

Kollins11:
You this babe, you don carry your craze enter here?

I swear bro.. That girl no dey alright. E be like say since FERNANDEZISBACK chop ban, her head don calm down.

But you see babes like Candidlady, iyeabe, Jennyclay & Co.. If you like ban them for 600yrs, Infact their return go worse.

Those ladies too get ACTION and they are too BITTER.

Kollins11:
When we say, make enough money before you marry... people like you would say our mouth are smelling. Now suffer don welcome you.

Go and meet the people that pressured you to marry for financial help, abi them no promise you financial help??

Well, manage this money first, abeg I no too get cash here.

I too love ogene music..

Please I want to dance, someone should please play me Bad man looking good in Dior (ogene version)

werey

Brokeloser:
Nairaland feminists are coming for you op

They're already coming

I can see CandidladyTemp and Jennyclay up there already... And more are till coming..

rayopt:


Lol. U Don sabi dem true true. Dey go too blast am ehnn

aaaah... Those ladies fit blast full nairalanders, Infact only them fit blast full market square and them go win

I fear who no fear them

techWriter3:
stand her down and want her tell that you not not comfortable with how she frocks in the bedroom

Read your comment again? You're a tect writer and you can't write/compose simple sentence.

Now, touch your knees... Don't beg me... I say touch your knees!!! You dey Mad!!

Ichabodcrane:

I used to think this fella is smart. I am disappointed. I just read your comment where you said God created Eve cos Adam was incompetent. We really have a lot of dumb people in this country

this is the dumbest thing I've read this year. Bro don't mind those girls.

Atleast, water still dey inside coconut But na ordinary air dey inside nairaland feminists head... Very empty head and anyhow girls.

Listen son. is not about "how far" but "how well"

Now what I mean... is not about having a big dick.... is about how well can you make use of it??

Kpekus are elastic, it can accommodate any sizes of gbola. So can you make use of your gbola effectively?? Can you make her ask for more??

Do you know some guys with big gbola can't perform well on bed. Their girlfriends still cheat on them.

Use your gbola to hit her kpekus on the right spot.

That's all. Son.

candidladyTemp:



God iam ready to trade... Bring back aliyah and lefteye, take this pervert


You are not normal.... Are you guys cursed like em swear for una no no did someone place a spell on y'all

Baby girl, please don't trade him, he's here for advice. So help him out.

Besides you listen to good songs, that's good. You're really my type of girl.

Devils work by Joyner Lucas

Saphiere, pocohantas, Jennyclay, mercychen, datboredberry, Ladyhippolyta88, CandidladyTemp, Iyaebe...... Oya, Food don ready ooo

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candidladyTemp:
Wtf

Did she apply iodine


Iam sure the Lady in that picture is from that region

which region?? Do you mean afonja girls??

You came back from club with a runz girl, you were feeling so high and tipsy. Unknowingly, you had unprotected sex with her all through the night.

In the morning, only for you to discover she has krokro in her nyash and kpekus like the pics below.

What would be your reaction

Iceprinzaaman:
Haba krier!! Airlord!! don't let buccaneers kpa me.... buccaneers lo kpa Gaddafi inside akoko!!

Haba Krier!! Airlord!! don't let vikings kpa me.... vikings lo kpa Bayo inside campus!!

Haba Krier!! Airlord!! don't let kpa me.... lo kpa Damilola Damoche inside corner kick!!

Damoche, Ostrich and maboro nest we'll never forgot you. Indeed you're truly a bird that sings in the early hours of the day.

Rugged to the grave!!

Forgiveness is a sin!!

Haba Krier!!! May we all fly safe!!

Many Cultist full this forum.

You better repent.

Palazee:
you forgot datboredberry

Bunch of broke and hungry feminists

i swear those girls be confirm werey, especially saphiere and Jennyclay.

those bitch fit insult full nairalanders, Infact only them go insult full community and them go win.

I fear who no fear them.

Jennyclay:
I Fly At Night.

Can I be your wizard??

I dey knack anything knackable.

Acidosis:


Since you have an established relationship with him, I think you should go ahead and talk to him but ensure you also have a word with the father (I'm assuming you guys have some kind of relationship).

I don't really have that close relationship with his father, just greetings that's all. People in this estate care only about themselves.

Good day nairalanders.

My neighbor's son fight with his father almost every week, they fight in public without shame and people in the estate are tired of settling their fight. I don't live in a face me I slap you apartment, I live in an estate, this neighbor I'm talking about lives in the next compound, just a fence that demarcate us.

The son should be 23 years old, and he respect people in the estate so much, he greets alot, he can run errands for you without stress. Sometimes he do come to my house to charge his phone whenever my generator is on, If I'm about to wash my car he will say bros don't worry I will wash it, before you say jack he's done.

Some of my clothes I don't wear anymore I do give him, sometimes I do give him money atleast 2k to hold side. He's fond of saying thank you a million times, Infact after a week he will still be saying bros thank you for the other day.

People including me, do wonder why this boy fight his father? they throw punches at each other, better Gidigbo....Anytime they fight, they do speak their language and the boy always repeat one particular statements, and I don't really understand their Lang. (I won't disclose their tribe to avoid tribal bigotry, becus this forum need to work on that) So i asked a friend that speak and understand the lang, it means "you ruined my life"

For those of you that would say I should mind my business. Normally, I don't like to interfere in people's matter, Infact I'm an introvert, I just have few friends but I see this boy as my younger brother and I'm not happy with the way he fights with his father, I would like to advice him to stop but I don't want to force him.

Nairalanders please how do I go about it? For the boy to use that statement "you ruined my life“ to his father, something must be wrong.

Because of the nature of my job, I don't have time to watch TV and I Love football so much, so I listen to mostly sport radio 88.9 brila FM. Especially champions league matches, but I don't call.

Knowledge and information is power, Information defines your personality, your memories, your skills.

Tik tok, snap chat, Instagram has made most ladies think listening to radio are for oldies and that's not true. Keep doing what you're doing.

Iyaebe:
Get married fast,its the only solution in sight. Look for a reserved,prayerful and churchy lady to marry, she will help your sexually possessed life.If your type marry a loose lady like yourself then it will be like from frying pan to fire

I can't even keep a serious relationship sef talkless of marriage. If I'm not around and you tell me my Girlfriend came to look for me. I will ask you "which of them? please describe her?“

I wish I could

Anigreat:



Pussy was made and designed for smashing, you're doing what is right and what will eventually land you in heaven.

Stop living in regrets for doing what is right.. you'll be a great failure if you stopped smashing does lovely pusssies coming your way. The only thing you should be afraid of is STDs , but I believe you drill with condom.


You can make a new year resolution about anything, but it's so irrational and height of stupidity for a man to make a new year resolution not to Bleep pussy or womanize again, when you know that by default men were to womanize, stopping to womanize and fuckiing is a grievous sin that may land you in hell .

May you be forgiven for this gross ignorant.

Bro you might not understand what I'm going through.

The day I knew my Life is finished. There was a time, like around July last year. I was seriously sick, I was having severe pains all over my body, I had malaria, I couldn't even move my body.
There was this girl that came to check up on me. Despite been sick I was still trying to make advances towards her.
Instead for the daughter of Jezebel to advice me to stop and encourage me to get well first, rather she was asking me how do I want it, you know you're sick before I knew it she don dey moan like possessed cat wey them send from coven.

Infact I would've died that day, I treated the malaria for over a month. But yet I didn't learn my lessons.

Hello everyone. I've been a member of this great forum since 2020 during the lockdown. My post might be lengthy but please I need genuine Advice.

I'm a nice guy, smart, light skinned, tall and handsome. I'm a graduate in Architecture from AAU. I used to be a very good guy (I love to give nd help people in the little way I can), I'm also an introvert but all of a sudden I have changed. Well I don't smoke or drink but I'm a chronic and hardened womanizer. I still wonder how I was able to avoid girls back in my Uni. days despite been good looking, My roommates back then tried to get me a girlfriend but I was always running away.

My womanizing all started 2018. From 2018 till today (4 years now) I have 72 body count. If I lie May Almighty God strike me dead. I know the names of all the girls I've slept with, where and when we had sex. It all started 2018 when I obeyed the clarion call (nysc). The categories of guys I mingled with really changed me, since then it has been history. I can sleep with 5 different girls in a month, the moment we have sex like 3 times I will jst ghost you. You won't look attractive to me again.

I've never slept with married women, But I've slept with 2 single mothers, while the rest are all single ladies, 5 girls has done abortion for me, I've never treated Gonorrhea, STD or any form of sexual infections and diseases, I've never slept with fat girls, I don't care if the girls I've slept with are into runs or hook-up but I've never visited a brothel in my Life.

Anytime I go to places like church, Bank, Justrite, GB, shoprite e.t.c. I must toast a girl, collect her and you know the rest. My New year resolutions was to learn how to save money and retreat to my old good and decent self. Since Jan 1st, so far so good, I've been staying strong and observing my new year resolutions until the devil strike again .

On Monday earlier this week, I received a call from a female friend in Lagos (I've once had sex with her when I visited Lagos 2019), she said she wanted to attend a wedding here in Delta state, so she begged if I could accommodate her and her cousin sister, that she would be coming on Friday {yesterday}. "My thoughts was nothing will happen since she coming with her cousin sis" so I told her to come. Afterall I will leave both of them to sleep in my room while I sleep on the couch in my sitting room becus I live in a room and palour self contain. It well furnished and AC.

As at 10:30pm We were all watching TV, her cousin sis was feeling dizzy so she went to the room to sleep {mind you, i was also expecting her to fellow her cousin sis to the room immediately, but she was still watching TV}

She started saying I forget about her bla bla bla....Before we knew it we had sex on the couch in my sitting room....Omo I just dey vex. As in...I dey Para gan!!, I broke my resolution !! She's leaving tomorrow and I know they're chances we're gonna have sex today when she's back from the wedding . Pls is there anything like New Year, New Me?? I really don't understand. It's not working for me.

Please Nairalanders Help me. I dying slowly oo , I doubt If i would clock 30 yrs old with the way I'm womanizing, Last year I was looking so thin and dry, not that I don't have food to eat or money to spend but it was because of too much sex. I can't give on how I spend my money becus of womanizing. GOD is really merciful, sometimes I think maybe it's because my hands are open (seriously I help people alot both men & women) that's why he always give me a second chance to change.

You're free to call me names or insult me. But I'm not lying and I seriously need help. Please how do I stop womanizing?

NOTE I earlier stated I live in a room and palour self contain. Here is my sitting room and that's my bedroom over there, that's the babe phone charging on my couch where I had sex with her Last night.