NewStats: 3,263,663 , 8,180,934 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 June 2025 at 07:17 AM 3h3a57

Does she have kids...?

SQLmastar:
If Nigeria were a sane clime, IBB should be in jail. He just publicly itted to those killings.

Which killings...?

It's war Bro!

bummyla:
Well nothing weird, but these times stood out for me.


1). My son between his JS3-SS3 a lot of ladies were seriously disturbing him, I knew it was a matter of time before he will succumb. I told him, it was time for us to shop for his size in condom (I don't know the heck I was doing - but I wanted to protect him as much I could). Now we laugh about it.


2). One midnight I saw one of my acquaintance around my estate, looking for where he could buy groundnut, he said he wouldn't be able to sleep that night if he did not eat groundnut, it was weird to me, but as a good guy and because my estate hardly sleep, I foolishly took him around shops looking for where he could buy groundnut, but no lucky.

Couple of days later he died of overdose in a hotel room, where he was having fun with 2 hookers. That day I found out groundnut is a code for drugs.


3). The day I stopped buying foodstuff when I travel out of state. I travelled out of state, on my way back, I bought bag of garri, keg of palm oil, oranges, plantain and everything that would make my then fiancée and her family happy. I forgot taxi, keke nor bike run in her estate and their house is far from the gate and I was not wearing belt that day. When the bus stopped me by their estate gate, it was a struggle to carry the bag of garri on my head, the bunch of plantain, oil and other bags in one arm and still pulling up my falling tros from my waist with the other hand and my phone was dead, I couldn't call them for help. In my struggle I looked like a mad man, till a friend of mine saw me, pulled up and gave me a lift, since that day, I don't buy food stuff when I travel out of state. I send the money for them to buy whatever they want.

You are one helluva funny guy...



I had to read that 3rd story like 4 times. Each time laughing my lungs out.

If your fiance or her mom had seen you with the bag of garri on your head, dragging the palm oil and plantain while struggling with your tro. I am sure she would have "divorced" you before you even get the chance to marry her.

The picture of you with garri on your head with oversized tros in my head is so funny!

kettykin:
You want to punish Babangida for June 12 annulment but forgive a drug pusher who forfeited $ 400,000 the same period

Let's take it one at a time...

Ibb is the subject of discuss here. In court do they judge all the criminal cases at a go?

Life na per head... When it reach time to punish the "drug pusher" then they will talk about his case.

Stop causing confusion!

Samantha125:
I spoke in tongues that were never spoken before...

JESUS IS LORD...

HALLELUJAH!

Samantha125:
I also used to have the same view as you back then when I was still a devoted church girl and abstaining from relationships and intimacy in general... I'd always get pissed off whenever my friends from class would be talking about their love lives in my presence... And they'd always come to my room to gist about it while I'll be in a hurry for them to leave since I had nothing to add to their discussions...

I'll be acting as if I found their gist interesting while deep down I'll be feeling like calling the TLB to come, take them and shove them where the sun never sets... ... The frustrations of being single for too long can take a toll on someone's body and reasoning...

It wasn't until the right guy came my way and the day he touched me for the very first time, I felt this electricity going all over my body like Eskom's loadshedding after stage six power cut and it also felt like I was struck by lightning from a cumulonimbus cloud... And it was only an embrace and nothing intimate...

And you can be single, but still get killed, keep that in mind.

If you felt that way from a touch...

I wonder how you felt when you became intimate!

Truely he is the son of God insane...

Lol... AgbadoDie...

You dey strange place dey hustle. I no go surprise if na Niger Delta region you dey with your narrative.

Any which way to me o... E be like you really don loose focus. You come leave body meke like dodo when hand touch.

No be the babe carry you go that place o... You no talk whether you don run things with her but still on still. Why your mind dey like Ogbolo. I no say make you fight her o. Biko.

You no get fight with her... But if I may ask, na who carry you come the arrangement for the time wey you dey the matter?

You lost him or what!? Sometimes it dey better to know when to plan an exit quietly. From manager to cleaner

Oga stand well nah!

Emu4life:


Will you forgive someone who denied you seeing your dead Mother before she is buried??

Well, very honestly...

Maybe or maybe not. I can't tell until I am in that position!

Suicideboy:
no job is underrated


I know someone into scraps business making 500k per month


the day dude show me balance and records of business, I shock



if you like study gender studies , so far you have ion for it and are keen on making it in that area



the best thing is to be self employed or work in a company like Valve, any reasonable non profit org where you'll be valued and treated well

I read a book one time...

I will rephrase the story as I can't recall it verbatim... But still very much same storyline.

So these two brothers in a Chinese province. Mr Hang and Mr Wang had two male children each.

So mr Hang sent his first son to military school where he did well graduated and became very good at military strategy. Soon the king of the province heard about how good he was and made him military commander and General of his army.

As for his second son Mr Hang sent to school to learn philosophy and the art of teaching. He also graduated in due time and was made a professor at the highest level of with the greatest honors accorded any citizen.

Now Mr Wang seeing the success of both sons of Mr Hang decided to tow same path for his sons so he did the same. Sending one to study military strategy and the other to study philosophy and the art of teaching at the best schools available.

Eventually both graduated with excellent grades and soon the king heard of how brilliant they both were so he invited them to his palace for a chat.

After listening to both of them speak he sent the son who studied philosophy to prison and had the one who studied military strategy amputated.

When the king was asked the reason for his actions he said that the military tactician he had amputated because listening to him he discovered he was very bold and courageous and brilliant with his strategies on wars. He would have employed him to be a general in his own army. But it would cause disunity and rancor in his army. Because he already had many generals in his army and so he cut of his legs so he wouldn't go and work for a rival ruler's army where he might be made a general which would be devastating for him if that ruler decided to attack his province.

As for the other son he had sent to prison: how dare he talk philosophy, peace and history at a time of war.

Moral of the story is study the times. Not every course is marketable. Go for what is sellable and make a ion from it. I don't believe in that study anything as long as you have ion those things don't work anymore.

Society changes and it's only the ones that adapt and go with the flow that success awaits. No go dey study philosophy when the world needs a bicycle repairer.

Make whatever you study or do your ion. Find your real ion when you succeed at what you do.

Something like that!

I would say teacher...

But where they even ever highly respected?

I will just say the little respect they had just keeps declining.

No one respects teachers! (hyperbole)

doctore212:
Olosho work.

Before with 2k u can knack TDB but now 200k

I can't think of any reason...

why you would come up with this profession of all the jobs in this world. Are you a p. imp?

Anyway from 2k to 200k don't you think they gained respect rather?

You said the two have never attended an event together...

Or cross paths. Then you go ahead to post a picture of both of them together... Is that 2 of them in their family house?


Anyway, Buhari doesn't forgive. Forgiveness is a sin to him!

A country that values citizens life's...

And even the dead too.

Unlike another country I know.

I wonder what was wrong with me when God asked which country I wanted to be born into... Maybe I had a blunt in my hand. And in that crazy moment of extasy I must have screamed with the lost and frenzied glaze in my eye "Africa... NIGERIA!"

I can't ... But lord I am sorry I was high. Any remedy to undo...?


Plzzzz... Won't do drugs in heaven again. I promise! 🙆🫣

favor914:
Where was Gringory Obi back then?

Go and ask your father...

ogbonti:



no ooo want to talk to you i have your time

i have your time - ewu nama nama 😁

Well, since you have my time...

And I don't have have yours.

You can talk to my hand! 🖕

Pls juggle their memory...

Who is "Lee shaidu" again?

ogbonti:




ag ba y a united

smel l ly pi igg

What part of go away do you not understand...?

I don't want to talk to you. Is it by force?

Shoo!

Na "dem dem" na...

Keep circulating the money amongst yourselves!

I go with musk...

The other 2 genuises are focused on specific areas.

Elon has conquered multiple industries. Elon is a visionary thinker with ability to envision and shape the future!

prophetfire:
This useless lady then that told lies that Apst. Johnson Suleiman was sleeping with her in hotels and paying her big money and buying her cars.
Paid to slander an innocent man.
So Rufai and her other sponsors including the present Aviation minister later abandoned her.
Foolish thing.

How do you know it was lies sir...?


How do you know the man was innocent. Or where you there with them?

ogbonti:



ozuor

Go away...

Thank you!

Might also be an allergy...

Many things can be the cause.

Best thing to do is go to the hospital and get a test done!

SeverusSnape:

He sniffed druggie's buttthole.

I see...

Must be an addict!

FreeStuffsNG:

He is addressed as Professor in the media. It will be interesting to know why this has not been raised. He was once married to the Fani-Kayode family of Ile-Ife.

Since you are struggling to comprehend my point and how some unpatriotic Nigerians with low self esteem have been denying themselves of being blessed by Nigeria so you wanted to make it about money, I will plead with you to first go make the kind of money some Nigerians have made. You will realize that to build formidable sustainable wealth requires character. Many of you don't even understand how extremely diligent and hardworking some Nigerians are because you keep company with those who have failed and blame others for their failure.

Those folks that you praised have not even achieved a fraction of impact some Nigerians have made in governance. The Kegame you mentioned in ignorance is a clear example. President Kegame is on his 4th or 5th term as president yet he has not built Rwanda up to how Asiwaju Tinubu transformed Lagos. As at 1999, Rwanda was ahead of Lagos in economic and population power yet today Lagos has caught up and far overtaken and exceeded the whole of Rwanda yet Lagos had a smaller land mass and was behind before.

My point again is that you have been spending time with the losers by choice in Nigeria. Your mindset is equally inferior to the reality of how some Nigerians have achieved far greater impact yet not loud. Go and read about MainOne for example.

Pls what do you smoke...?

His brain is shaking...

That's all!

Always talking incoherently...

The other people that spoke there were they not coherent enough?

You as president now have you also not failed to make history?

ogbonti:


because you lack critical thinking skills

you are rich in pedestrian ideas and illogical

analysis- you thrive is stupidity and wise

responses renders you insanely mute

For your pocket...

These people believe so much in soothsayers...

And marabouts!

ogbonti:




What do you know about Capitalism?

You think a Capitalist is that mafia boss who


assigns street urchins to torment citizens and

taxes from them? What makes Tinubu a

Capitalist? Does Tinubu allow free access to


Capital and Investment options in Nigeria ?


If Tinubu is really a capitalist- he will never


order the destruction of LANDMARK - He will


never impose draconian regulations by the


CBN to make life a living hell for job creators,


Companies will not be fleeing left and right from



Nigeria - He would ensure that Entrepreneurs


have a business friendly environment to thrive



sorry- Tinubu is a thief, not a Capitalist!

Na you sabi that one...

I have no patience with vile individuals!

FreeStuffsNG:

Smh. The money in Nigeria is so huge that it may take 100 of Ghana to make such money. He is a Professor and immediate past President of Ghana so he's aware of how powerful the Nigerian political and economic elites are. We have the courage too like how we took on the South African White Supremacists to ANC leaders; mobilize, fund, educate and feed them in Lagos for years till apartheid was defeated.

The UK-trained Engineer founder of Econet confessed that it was when his business got to Nigeria that he made the money he never even knew existed in the whole of Africa!
Ignore Nigeria at your own peril. Did you see how Kenya delivered the ipob terrorist group leader to Nigeria

Nigeria will never bless those who speak ill of the land. Have you noticed that it's same set of people who have been complaining of not being blessed by Nigeria from generation to generation?

Nana addo was former president of Ghana...

He is a lawyer and one time attorney General of Ghana I think. But he isn't a professor.

We have the courage alright and the brains as well but everything particularly leadership as in this scenario is not all about money.

I think we put money first as Nigerians reason why our values are constantly depleting by the day.

The abubakar tafawa balewas, amadu bells and founding fathers in general had the world stage at their time and were respected. But it wasn't necessarily about the money.

True money is important but leadership is more than that.

The kenyattas, kigames and even the military guy from Burkina are all respected today not necessarily because of the money but what capacity they bring to the table!