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SVEEN SABI WOMANIZE EHN!!!

mukina2:

Yaya and KDB nko?

If you like push another Chelsea mocking thread to the front page today again...and you will die of herpes!;

AustineE1:
Checkmating parapo Yoruba south west press.....am in Jos today and the newspaper has flooded the state.
God bless Nduka of 'thisday newspaper',Orji Uzor of 'Sunnewspaper' and Ifeanyi Uba of 'Authourity Newspaper',God bless all the true News media in Nigeria,for they are the conscience of the society.

you are a big fool!!

SHHHHH! NO NOISE!!!

I'm currently at the studio with ambali!! no disturbance !

AT AGE 18,AS THE LAST BORN OF THE HOUSE.. I CALLED MY MUM SWEETHEART AND THE NEXT I HEARD WAS A BIG SLAP ON MY FACE!

AND MY MUM ASKED,"DO I LOOK LIKE ALL THOSE GIRLS YOU MOVE WITH AROUND?"

AND I REPLIED RUNNING TO MY ROOM, "NO ,MY SUGAR PIE;!"

MY QUESTIONS FOR AMBALI



1:SIR,WHEN ARE WE GOING TO BRAZIL ON A VACATION..
2:WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO RELEASE YOUR DAUGHTER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE TO ME!

I went to Italy last week to see my girlfriend...
I didn't realize I sat beside Tania omotayo in the plane!!
wizkid"s girlfriend.......
we chatted for very few minutes and she collected my s..
the next day she called that she's bored in her apartment in Rome here in Italy.... I went to her apartment and we went out on a date...
she was so into me that she tried to kiss me.. we kissed and she told me that she wants to dump wizkid for me...I was so stunned!
I told her not to try it that the press media will carru the news and it will affect my relationship...
she ran back home crying... I heard through instagram that wizkid came to Italy two days after the incident...
now wizkid know all what his happening BTW omotayo tania and i..
now he is threatening to kill me,..
please what should I do??

lotusflower:
Y not? Iyen daa

your phone numba? I promise I won't do anything stupid! I'm impotent!

watching sveen with my 3d glasses!

The boy sabi womanize ehn!! kai!!

watching seven with my 3d glasses!
The boy sabi womanize ehn!! kai!!

lotusflower:
Infact,10x 2 unilorin 4 reminding him

can we be room mates??
I will DL all the house chores. and pay all the bills
!

MzLarem:
Overcomers ni..

sveen I dey look you oh!

lotusflower:
PLS,Wats d colour of ur problem?

pinkish green!

WHY ARE YOU ALL DOUBTING!






UNILORIN SENT ME AN ALERT NOT TO FORGET MY MEDICAL CHECKUP AT THE SCHOOL CLINIC TOMORROW







I SWEAR I'M NOT LYING

greatscholar:
guy woox are u serious sha......I will discipline u oooo.....no give person HBP nah

i swear!!

MzLarem:
Truth? Boombay?..I laugh in chinese.

please ma...can you also laff in Korean??

UNILORIN DON SEND ME ALERT OH!!!! SINCE ALL THIS WHILE!.. GOD IS GOOD
SOMEBODY PRAISE THE LORD!!!

































































































































































#BBF

Yungmilio2:
na self con

i think say na flat

WarRLaY:
front page, o funny die

it can never make front page because seun.osewa is a PDP member...

oh lord!

DrJ0hns0n:
Unilorin 2015/2016 1ST BATCH ISSION LIST IS OUT, 2nd SUPPLEMENTARY Batch has BEEN COMPILED AND WILL BE OUT ON THE PORTAL SOON. itted students are advise to pay they acceptance fee now before the deadline.

For inquiries, If Your name is not among the shortlisted names on the list due to your Post-utme score is low to your course, CALL DR OLANOYEH on- 08O28OOO106 - for ISSION ASSISTANCE.

I HAVE A FEELING THAT YOU WILL SOON DIE!!!!

Yungmilio2:
lol , no be refugee camp na it is meant for two pple two wardrobe, 3 pple still ok no space available

the house na flat abi wetin??

titidi...
greet me ma'am
hope all is well ma?




Thread wisely and carefully... this thread belongs to the vc of unilorin... prof ambali!
tresers will be shot and shot and shot!!!

Sveen:
It can be regarded as Interpropojamjam.

That mean fela and terry g madness combined no reach my own bah??

mzlarem I no you won't greet me... but I'll greet you! Iya mi ekale oh

Sveen:
That'd be cantankerousboombaymonopologeographicationalismosis.

Oh Jesus!
oya wait!
where my own madness belong to??!

sammyomotola:
no vex sir

leave am make im vex! i go change am for am!

lotusflower:
Detergents r non-biodegradeable while soaps are biodegradeable because dey r made from natural fats nd soaps av both hydrophilic nd hydrophobic end dat mks dem partly soluble in water nd fat. I think oooo

**covers exam sheets**
why you copy me?!
I'll tell uncle!

Sveen:
Nope. It's boombaypsychosis.

itz the same thing.... but your answer is when it increases with very high velocity!

BiitchAmMe:
Jeezz!! May God protect us all from dis blood suckin period





3 p#ssy gone

You need Jesus bro!

IF UNA ANSWER THIS ONE I GO GIVE THE PERSON SOMETHING










































THE PROCESS IN WHICH THE MADNESS OF A MAN INCREASES TO ANOTHER LEVEL IS CALLED WHAT?















ANSWER::BOOMBAYIOSIS!!
















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