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Nitong:
Men who are over 33 years of age and unmarried should be arrested. They are a time bomb waiting to explode and always prone to participate in several crimes.

They have refused to help their society and take a wife and care for women in order to reduce their stress and misdeed in the society.

Men control the society and the world at large and not we women. Men who are u married at over 33 are always irresponsible both spiritually and physically.

The moment you decide to change your life and grow with a woman, financial progress surface because you start to see why you should work hard, be responsible and care for others.

Men over 33 and unmarried are a menace. They are always stucked to themselves masturbating. Instead of them to leave their room and go out there, look for a woman they can be climbing as NATURE has commanded it. You cant fight NATURE, you'll endup destroying yourself. There is a way life is Designed this way

AT YOUR AGE you still don't know that NO TWO LIVES HAVE THE SAME PATH?

AT YOUR AGE you rant rather than sell solutions, you chose to be a BEAST OF BURDEN

AT YOUR AGE with all you claim to know, your thoughts are still haphazard and impractical.

AT YOUR AGE your words show you are myopic, no broad spectrum to your view on life and society

JESUS was 33 and unmarried, arrested, killed and resurrected but you learned nothing about the impact of his life.

LISTEN....... MARRIAGE IS NOT A CALLING OR DESTINATION, it is to assist the journey of the MAN. Is your president NOT married?

Many men who were as young as 33 and unmarried are victims of WOMEN and the society at large.

MARRIAGE HAS HARDLY MANY ANY GREAT MAN GREAT... but it has helped many ordinary women to be FIRST LADY or CHIEF MRS

PLS USE THIS PLATFORM TO SHARE PRACTICAL SOLUTIONS, currently in NIGERIA many are poor because they RUSHED into marriage.
the economy is harshest on newly weds... YET YOU CAME HERE TO ADD FUEL TO THE FIRE... #smh

You are interesting because you are offering your myopic view on life to the entire world without considering how IMPOSSIBLE it is for many to even finish university before 21 or even 26.

be wise o. 2024 is not for joke, talk about REAL SOLUTIONS TO HELP OTHERS

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I have silently watched your matter since your first post.

YOU WANT REMOTE WORK..... but do you have a GOOD LAPTOP?
steady internet nkor?
what about LIGHT.

Because of timezone difference, if I am sending jobs and you are in nigeria and its NIGHT, NO LIGHT... worse you're in remote ikorodu, HOW THEN WILL YOU MEET TARGET.

Lakebib:
I've been broke for the greater part of my over 3 decades of existence on earth and its not for lack of trying. After serving my Oga for years without settlement, I tried out many businesses that failed due to lack for sufficient capital. As I aged swiftly, I decided to foray into education and managed to see myself through university since everything that I tried then didn't work out.

I finally managed to graduate at 30 with a statistics/computer science second class lower degree. It's been almost two years after graduation but I've been stagnant till now. No jobs have been forthcoming because I've been unable to collect my statement of result and exemption letter due to my inability to do my clearance because of paucity of funds.

I've been doing a remote job of posting on a website for 40k, I practically live from hand to mouth because the money barely lasts a week. I've dabbled into programming but fell off along the line due to a bad laptop without battery and inability to afford data. I used to write before the introduction of AI made getting jobs difficult. I design websites too with WordPress but gigs are scarce and far in-between. All attempts at freelancing with upwork and other freelancing platforms have proved abortive due to my inability to get clients, I ultimately had to abandon them after exhausting my free connects.

I'm aging rapidly and I am confused on what next to do at this point. I have some business ideas but getting capital has been a herculean task for me. I barely sleep every day as I keep thinking of ways to improve my condition. For a man of my age I still live in an apartment only befitting of an IDP, with only a slacked mattress to my name. Paying for the rent has been a constant struggle.

After exhausting all options on my table, I've decided to run to the intelligent folks here to please come to my aid, I need advice and ideas on how I can navigate through this troubled times. Please what advice can you give me?

first, I want to commend you for NO GIVING UP and for believing you can still make it.

NEXT, I would like to ask... ARE YOU SPIRITUAL? or PRAYERFUL? have you made spiritual enquiries into your matter?

BECAUSE... you have skill, you have hand work, you have served... BUT NOTHING WORKS FOR YOU. EVERYTHING IS HARD OR ENDS IN DISSAPOINTMENT.

This is not normal, it may be generational and you don't know.

pls find a seer or someone spiritual to LOOK INTO IT.

next...............

GET A MENTOR... someone needs to HOLD YOUR HAND AND SHOW YOU THE WAY AND STAY WITH YOU TILL YOU MAKE IT. but first, clear yourself spiritually... because these may be the reasons for the strange dreams you have had and forgetting to even dream and the unstableness even in your relationships. let me not say much.

Pls consider all I have said o
I wish you well.

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if they LOVE YOU GENUINELY.......

forget it...

YOUR LIFE WILL WORK.

THEY WILL GO ANY LENGTH TO MAKE SURE THEY "WORK" FOR YOUR SUCCESS.

but if you BETRAY that genuine love by being a USELESS MAN who abuses them...


EVEN THE DEVIL WILL SIT DOWN AND TAKE NOTES on what they will do to you.


Avoid them if you can't be genuine.

Negroid001:
Me and my younger sister were having our usual afternoon gossips and gists and something came up.
I asked after a close friend of hers whom i know to be very affluent and she erupted that i should stop asking after her that she doesn't me dating any of her close friends. I asked her why, she said i have nothing to offer her friend. I mean, imagine, I'm some years away from 30, working with several firms of which 1 is among the top 10 highest grossing in the country and this big head has the audacity to tell me i can't hook her rich friend.

I take us down memory lane to the reason why she ditched her immediate ex, she told me the dude was struggling and she didn't see much prospect in him, her childhood crush oo. I asked her what's the difference between me and her? She couldn't come up with a valid response. She kept on hollering that I'm supposed to be a provider. Provider my ass.

As a man, I've set the standard of not getting involved with women below my economic class or earnings and i see nothing wrong with it. If women see marrying above one's class as normal, we men shouldn't accept anyone below par also.

Woman wey no get shingbai for go dey give man wey dey earn conditions, what absurdity!

Let's stop fooling ourselves with love shi. Marriages and relationships are transactional.
It's an arrangement and one has to make the best of choices. What are you bringing to the table?

I blame low self esteemed men for putting a false sense of value on our women. The thing dey mess with their brain. The only thing most of them have to offer is sex, nothing more.

Men, raise your standards!

When women get MONEY, many feel they don't need men.
but
when men get money, they want women or they want to provide for their families.


WHATEVER YOU CHOOSE just know that many who have no money may have wonderful character and true love with awesome loyalty... but once money comes, it may all change.


So choose wisely

Aala:
Good morning.
This community is for persons (young and old) battling with depression of any form (mild, severe, seasonal, and so on).
Talking about our fears, guilt, shame, and regrets could be helpful. Discussing suicide plans and/or joking about it could actually deter us from killing ourselves, as ironic as it sounds.
Here, you can assume whatever alter ego/personality you want.
This is a safe space.

I believe you are NEW here... pls use fb or other platform because such community won't be safe here, many unwell people can come and turn it into a warzone.

If depressed people can't be protected from those who trigger them, then it is not safe to expose themselves here.


go back to your drawing board and do it properly... in a way that wrong people won't enter.

Chygoz1994:
I don’t have time for you I can bet with my balls I Dey make money on nairaland here you real men that are making money here don’t talk, so keep quiet

marked and noted.

Chygoz1994:
oga go rest I know your type you de use style de look for referral thief

welcome to nairaland... I can shut down your and report you.

THERE ARE RULES HERE

DID YOU SEE ME ASK ANYONE FOR REFERRAL...

DID YOU REALLY CHECK ME OUT.



YOUR DEAD MINDSET IS THE REASON YOU ARE WHERE YOU ARE.



Be very careful else you will not go far here

Use this platform to learn and be a better person, know who is who and don't make enemies that will make things hard for you.

we fly high and we can find you.

#BE_WARNED

Chygoz1994:
Hello nairalanders how are you guys coping with this economy, one thing I have noticed about Nigerians is they always believe that God will do everything for them, see where the thing has lead us to as a nation, God created us and gave us brain to solve our problems but here in nigeria we will leave everything and be waiting for God to come and save us

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF BRO...........
Many are making money via FXx... KRYPTO... ... exportation.... real estate.... subletting....copy writing.... remote jobs... etc

HOWEVER RELIGIOUS.... we know what works and LOWKEY we do it... but ONLINE we call on GOD...

everyone HIDES THEIR REAL HUSTLE but complain as if they are suffering.

So in NAIJA, any youth who is suffering must be MISINFORMED OR UNINFORMED about real UPDATES THAT WORK.


Nairaland has many free classes and tutorials.... daily.

You didnt search or see them, but you ed to complain... WHAT GAIN HAS IT BROUGHT TO YOU.


CURRRSING THE DARKNESS WILL NEVER BRING LIGHT

CURSSSING THE GOVERNMENT WILL NEVER BRING CHANGE

Strangepardise:
I have been going out with this guy for a year from the 3rd month he was ready for us to go to the altar I was scared and insisted to wait till we meet in person and know if the chemistry wasn’t just on phone we met and that very night he revealed to me he’s married to his bm because her family insist he must do the needful before his child can carry his name and swears that they have nothing in common outside the child he has proposed I love him he has every quality I desire in a man . I am scared of entering a polygamous situation. Info his baby mama is from anambra is this info about the whole tribe true

I understand you but refuse to be UNDERSTANDING with you.

You made mistake of sleeping with him.... you made mistake of HOLDING ON TO HIM even after knowing he is married.

Since you ignored the red flag, pls go ahead....

you think if you LOOSE HIM you won't find another, NOT KNOWING THAT BEING WITH HIM IS THE REASON YOU CAN'T FIND SOMEONE ELSE.


Getting married is SO EASY now but MANY OF YOU ARE NOT READY TO PUT YOURSELF INTO THE RIGHT FRAME FOR MARRIAGE.

There are many marriage counselors who matchmake and make matches according to your prospects and will guide and counsel until and after the wedding... SIS, YOU ARE NOT READY... sexual experience has blocked your brain, money or gifts has ruined your mind.


MARRIAGE IS NOT LOTTO, don't gamble DESTINY CHOICES as if it is PROMO or CHARITY.

PastorOlokonla:
I am sick and tired of working from home. My social life is dying. I never get to drive my car or wear my new clother. Which kain whala be this.

I don miss social life and office romance tire.

Yeye dey smell
ARE YOU A PASTOR OR AN IMPOSTER... because you should visit places if you want to be SEEN


even if you are not a pastor.... THERE ARE MANY FUN THINGS TO DO

on instagram if you follow BOREDINLAGOS... you would see lots of things to do...
on instagram EVENTSINLAGOS too has lots of events to showcase...

GIGHOUSEAFRICA too is where you can connect with great minds



THERE ARE CLUBS AND BARS since you work remote like me, you should be earning enough to go there and CHILL


you don't need to be BORED, just ask the right questions

XStyLes:
Thanks blackpanthar your review has been taken seriously and the result is amazing.

HAAAA shet, you even made it look more professional.

BRO, are you a GRAPHIC DESIGNER GURU?

because in a short time you did a rebrand work that is LOUD o.

I taught it will even take you a day or two.

KUDOS... you need to be on frontpage sir... this is good

XStyLes:
Drum rolls:
Tantantantan......
Gbesh🎊🎊🎊

YOU ARE SO CREATIVE AND VERY GOOD but

Pls do you even understand why nairaland logo is GREEN WHITE GREEN?

IS IT NOT A NIGERIAN PLATFORM? representing nigeria.... what is this GOLD stuff you designed.

biko understand concepts before deg... it will help you.

Kingogbotor:
Omo... Me I Don tire like dis.... I think I need to just forget about this relationship stuff and focus on getting more money... Am comfortable though... Live in my own house.. At least do everything a young should be able to do... Dresses well.. But still my relationship life is a mess.... Omo na to find more money....i don tire to dey tell females I need a serious relationship.... They visit... We talk... And yet the talk no dey lead to anywhere... Some sef... We just come to get what they want and leave.... And me sef will just delete your number.. Cos I hate rubbish....
Well.. It is well... We move.

LET ME SEE IF YOU CAN BE HELPED...... first answer these questions. Take your time.... be truthful to yourself, THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS will solve your mystery about your case.


DO YOU HAVE A GOOD CHARACTER,(not about perfections but INTEGRITY AND WARMTH)?


ARE YOU GENEROUS (to your family, to friends, to the ladies and to GOD)?

ARE YOU PRAYERFUL (life is spiritual, marriage is majorly spiritual more than physical)?

DO YOU ATTEND RELATIONSHIP SEMINARS AND CONFERENCES?

HOW MANY RELATIONSHIP BOOKS AND TAPES HAVE YOU STUDIED AND LISTENED TO AND WATCHED?

DO YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP MENTOR OR COUNSELOR THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO?

HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE YOU TRAVEL TO FOR EXPOSURE(it is not by force to marry a naija, there are other black nation with good cultured women?

DO YOU KNOW YOUR PURPOSE IN LIFE, OR MAKING MONEY IS ALL YOU HAVE?

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO KEEP GOOD CONVERSATION GOING, ARE YOU A GOOD LISTENER AND COMMUNICATOR (after wedding, communication is what will keep it alive o)?

THESE ARE THE ULTIMATE KITS FOR ANYONE WHO FEELS READY FOR MARRIAGE... BOTH GENDERS.

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olaodun:
1. Security Just empower the local hunters and vigilante with money , weapon and Alabukun Gov Fayose did it Ekiti there was peace then , Let Police be empowered, and Military should be motivated
2. Electricity 24/7 Availability by using Hydro electric the cheapest and eay to maintain .
3 ,Refine petroleum locally both diesel and petroleum with drastic reduction on price which can be done through efficient refinery system without corruption crude is freely given
4. Kill corruption in all areas from public to private even in religious circles With therse things all other things will fall in line Nigerians are not beggers they are too handsome and beautiful to stretch hands to beg for alms which will not carry them to anywhere
we are small business and NGOs consultants

wow, NICE but IMPRACTICAL.

they are all very IMPRACTICAL.


you don't seem to understand that the SYSTEM to enforce or ister this DOES NOT EXIST.

Thinktwiceb4:
Good evening all,
pls someone should me because I can't think straight again since morning. I met a girl month ago, she has been on neck to have s*x with her for the past month but I always declined, at times I do reach the point but I always stop, but today's own was different cus I couldn't hold it any longer. Though it was not upto 2 minutes sex before I realized that the economy is not smiling but everything was inside already. After the s*x I ed some people on what she can take, they recommended beecham and teem solar including the said girl, now she is feeling lizzy.
Pls I don't know what to do, I can't think straight at the moment.

This is my first time having sex and it will be the last for now

You allowed your ERECTION to control your direction... this is not good

BUT

I KNOW YOU WILL DO IT MULTIPLE TIMES WITH HER OR WITH ANOTHER GIRL....


You are only having fears because its your first time.


I COULD ADVISE YOU TO STOP BUT I KNOW IT WON'T WORK


You are only scared of the consequences, you didnt use a condum.... so now you will think smarter next time and forget this thread then by december you'll become a PRO 4NIKATOR.


pls go and sleep, you won't change.... its too late. YOU ARE NOT REMORSEFUL ABOUT THE SIN, YOU JUST WANT TO AVOID THE CONSEQUENCE.

unreal engine 5?

Nice2023:
I really do not understand the Nigerian economy as it seems everyone is adding their frustration into what they are selling.

Currently,dealers of cement are buying 6k directly from Dangote and resell to retailers at 7k per bag while the retailers are selling to ends s at a ridiculous amount ranging from #10,500k,#10k down to #9,500.

How would young men and women build new houses when things are roughly out of hand in this country. The president promised workers 35k additional wage to cushion the effect of hardship.

Surprisingly,some haven't been paid a dime,some only received ones,others twice and many other promises that have failed.

Now for beans,a bag if beans was 45 to to 50k two weeks ago,now same has gone up beyond control. In Abuja a 50kg of beans is close to 80k while in Nasarawa is a bit lesser.

I really don't know what is happening even sugar has added money.

May God help the needy,the poor and defenceless.

GOD HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.

the same needy and poor you are asking GOD to help are the ones who VOTED IN THE CURRENT ISTRATION.

See. the solution is in STARTING EARLY.

Once you see there is no HOPE in a particular direction then SWITCH.

This is why many in the poor class are witches n wizzarrrds... because they are bitter and hate seeing progress of others.

EDUCATION is the SOLUTION and FLEXIBILITY is the character approach towards it.

EDUCATION should never be Mistaken for SCHOOLING

It is lack of EDUCATION that makes us call on GOD for security issues, meanwhile ISREAL(GOD'S OWN NATION) responds to security issues with FIERCE BRUTE EXECUTION... so definitely we do not KNOW GOD.

If people are EDUCATED... many will relocate to neighbouring countries and start afresh there.
Those who have some money will relocate out of Africa

THOSE WHO CAN'T DO BOTH will get into TECH and digital space and make use of the opportunities there.

THE GREATEST BUSINESS IDEA I CAN GIVE is simply this:

GOD SPOKE TO ME MANY 6 YEARS AGO about it... INVESTING IN DOLLARS/GOLD because it never come down.

I do not take it lightly when I say GOD SPOKE to me, I wasn't idle or a mental HOBO, I was studying FINANCIAL TRENDS, INDICES AND STOCKS FOR YEARS before GOD'S LIGHT ILLUMINATED MY MIND.

Do your research, when TINUBU entered if you bought as LITTLE as $100 at the rate back then.... TODAY YOU WOULD BE SMILING... while others are complaining. BECAUSE your money would have doubled. SAFEST INVESTMENTS ever....

So take it back to 6 years ago, if you have been SAVING IN DOLLARS SINCE THEN....... 2024 would be a breeze for you and you won't feel the heat.

But how many BIG PASTORS heard GOD and warned the people so they would not be suffering today... our RELIGIOUS APPROACH in AFRICA is not economically profitable.

All I am saying is, NIGERIA deserves what it is currently getting and ANYONE WHO WILL RISE OUT OF THE ASHES SHOULD THINK DIFFERENTLY INSTEAD OF COMPLAINING.

CURSING THE DARKNESS DOESN'T BRING THE LIGHT

AnawallsE:
Am losing interest in her maybe because it has a long distance relationship now ,
She thinks am cheating on her which am not
She has plans on marrying me ,I told her I don't feel that way now and it's kind on immature to be already thinking about that now, she's not happy with that and she said that I should break up with her if I do think I can marry her
So what do u think
should i end the relationship even tough I like her lot .Or should we continue it
Or should we have a break 
Please I need serious advise

It is obvious, you were in it for FUN. Listen carefully... EVERY RELATIONSHIP even MARRIAGE will be tested by DISTANCE, you must have given her reasons to suspect you in the past... and you need to stop wasting both your times. LET HER GO PEACEFULLY.

From your write up, it is clear YOU HAVE NO IDEA what a relationship should be and you do not seem mature enough for such responsibility... GIVE HER A GIFT AND LET HER GO IN PEACE... apologize to her for LEADING HER ON and WASTING HER TIME.


By now you should have known that LADIES DATE FOR MARRIAGE.... they want it to last, NOT FOR FUN. If you are looking for FUN, then have FUNDS, pay the lady for FUN and let her go.

IF YOU WANT SOMETHING STABLE AND STEADY then be READY to commit to a MARRIAGE relationship.

Take time to study and learn what a RELATIONSHIP SHOULD BE, not the social media razz, rizz and raves..... but PROPER RELATIONSHIP, then you may know it is not for you for now.

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all networks even spectranet.

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TheCeasar:
please how

go to youtube.... i don't want to get banned. Youtube has many working tutorials.

On mobile free browsing since 2021

On Laptop, Unlimited but not free.

Humar1000:
Good evening sir’s. Please what can one actually invest on in this crazy nigeria between 300-450k and have consistent income no matter how little.

Please no bet here

INVEST IN YOURSELF
Learn and perfect A SKILL THAT WILL GUARANTEE YOU REMOTE JOBS THAT PAY HIGH IN DOLLARS.

CYBER SECURITY
DATA ANALYSIS
MACHINE LEARNING


THESE SKILLS CAN GET YOU 3000 USD MONTHLY AND MORE.

Go to a PROFESSIONAL ACREDITED SCHOOL and to learn any of these skills and you will NEVER BE BROKE EVER IN YOUR LIFE

Hachuks:
Being married for 4 years, with no child. Recently my husband asked me to leave the house cos he doesn't like the way we argue with things. I don't want to leave.
I decided to call his immediate junior brother who is a pastor, after hearing my story, he called his brother to hear his own story. He called me back that I should go away for like 2 months, maybe come back with my people and beg my husband. Am like come with my people as per what happened, did I steal or did he catch me with any man.
I feel this his suggestion is weird. Am even regretting of calling him..
He said he will call me in two days time to know if I have done it.
I did not answer him. Am just waiting for him to call me back, I will tell him his suggestion is not ok for me.
Please what do I do or say to him when he calls?
How do I handle this situation of my husband asking me to leave the house?

You don't have a MARRIAGE COUNSELOR? a OVERSEEING PASTOR OR ELDER OVER YOUR MARRIAGE? OR SOMEONE MATURE WHOM YOU BOTH WILL LISTEN TO AND OBEY...........


pls ma, this is a simple matter and didnt need to be brought online.

Kindly let your man be the HEAD of the HOME....... himi but do not leave, You and your husband, if you are not close to GOD then just know that the marriage is over and another woman will replace you.


A man who is not close to GOD should not marry because it takes GOD'S WISDOM and COUNSEL TO SUSTAIN A HAPPY HOME.

this matter needs SOUND CONSISTENT COUNSEL FROM SOMEONE HE RESPECTS.... and submissive humility from you PLUS PLENTY HOT PRAYERS FOR MERCY AND FOR DIRECTION AS TO THE FRUIT OF THE WOMB.



FOUNDATION OF YOUR HOME MATTERS.......... who you both were before marriage matters. IF THIS WAS A SPIRITUAL ATTACK AND YOU BOTH ARE SPIRITUAL BABIES, THEN THE SUFFERING HAS JUST STARTED.

The so called pastor who advised you is wrong.

Angiewhite:
Hi, please what business can one start with 2 million naira, asking for a friend.

invest it in learning a TECH SKILL using less than 40% of that money and you will get a REMOTE JOB of at least 3000usd monthly.

THERE ARE ORGANIZATIONS HERE IN LAGOS, THAT WILL TRAIN YOU AND ALSO HELP YOU GET EMPLOYED.

Do your research well... and you will find them.

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