NewStats: 3,259,468 , 8,170,208 topics. Date: Sunday, 25 May 2025 at 07:15 AM 2y2x44

Chully01:
Na me go chop am finish

No you go cry alone o.

wiseone28:
I still the incident 😬

Was Ishola Oyenusi a medical doctor or a Ph.D holder? He was addressed as Dr.

Dpsychologist:
Why did they allow her to be roaming about the street instead of taking her to a psychiatry.

This young man sef!

In my opinion, if he thought it necessary to protect her, I think he should have blurred the face of the lady in the first picture when she was fine so she would not be easily identified by those who know her, not the second one where she had already gone bonkers. Even if the face shows there she will be unrecognizable.

Unless it is a made up story.

Skooltynz:
I have peace of mind since I stopped this
two things
1) going to church
2)trying hard to impress people

Most of these modern churches don't have God In them, it's just business and slavery,they set up these churches for the sole purpose of profit tithes,offering and the are slaves or stepping stones,they keep pressuring you to bring more to the church in guise of soul winning you will just waste all your time and productive years if you are not careful.

As for the latter,you can never impress people impossible! Stop trying to impress people because it is an endless journey you want to embark on,you will never impress them, I personally don't give a damn! Sometimes last year a lot of my friend and family always insult me saying I am lazy and ambition less they say it the reason why I am not doing well in life .
I heard their advice and became hardworking God willing things started to change for me financially ,money started coming in,did you know most of these my friends and family started becoming envious and jealous ,these are the same people that always advise me in the past now what happened?
My observation about people is that humans love bad news more than good news,people will more excited to hear you went to steal and got caught than to hear you bought a new car,so why worry yourself over people who are mostly sadists ...

My Bro, I agree with you wella, especially no. 2. But you see that number one, it depends on what you want and where you have been going. If na Anglican, Catholic, Methodist, Protestant etc go give you joy, pls locate one and worship your God since it is like Pentecostal no favour you. But pls don't stay away from God completely..

Cherrs

2cribz:
Stupid design,have u ever zeen a pickup with 4 tyres.must be a dead one. How can 3 tyres balance comfortably on this keke.e suppose get 5 tyres. Accident loading

You know, you could have made this post without the word "stupid" and still the message across.

reiddecuti:
Death is bad. It's one thing you never wish to anyone, not even onto your enemies.



Death forces boys to become men by force, shouldering responsibilities they never attained for.

Not wrong.

It happened when my cousin was getting married. His dad, my uncle had ed a long time ago, almost 30yrs. We were all very young then. My dad, his younger brother also ed on as well 2 other uncles.

It was my younger brother, a more younger person to my cousin who was getting married, that stood in as his father.

jetguy:
This life sha...
Once I heard the News like this, the next question that used to hit my ina-chester is, why we dey even struggle for this life sef to the extent that people get mind to kill their fellow men because of money

R.I.P DUDE

Pls bring me up to speed; how did he die?

Ebubu:
Most of them have just 4 structures

1 structure for classroom

1 structure for block

1 structure for male hostel

1 structure for female hostel

Finish


Most of them are in 2 plots of land

How you take know?

You don dey one location draw conclusion abi you go round all of them?

Ohizman73:

Pls house is this a foreign sim asuch.as it came with the used phone given to me as a gift from a us based friend.

Uncle, your US based friend gifted you a used phone and it came with a sim card that is neither MTN, GLO, Airtel nor 9MOBILE you come dey ask us whether na foreign sim?

Na wa o!

Silentgroper:
but you're not the op ...

We are cousins. He told me about it.

Zonefree:
The stand fan and shoes follow for the 180k?

Yes

Livingstone01:
I don't think we Africans need this. Sometimes in the future regret might surface.

Well, depending on the type he had, it can be reversed.

DaddyCoool:
I don't think it's quite the same when I know 100% a man CAN'T get me pregnant. Takes a tiny little bit something out of sex

But he said that is the reason he went for the procedure, so he will not get his wife pregnant because of TPain.

VenExchangee:
Rip in advance

Chai!
Na wa for you o!
Unfortunately, this is the bitter truth.

GanagiBitrus:
A consolation is that 5 athletes of Nigerian origin won medals for other countries.

Consolation kwa!

Me I see it as a thing of shame o. When they were here they never got the and enabling environment to make them excel.

CJStarz:

We were well brought up.
We were taught contentment and respect.
God bless our generation

Yes o!

Very true.

CJStarz:

Oya, follow me make we go back....to those days wey dem dey tie sweet and coloured ice cream in waterproofs.,....those days of Treetop juice and Planta Butter.....those days of Black and White Sanyo and National TV.....those days wey we dey go school without sandals......those days wey we dey eat 3 square meals in a day.......those days when there was no kidnapping or banditry......Oh my dear, let's go back to those good old days when one lived peaceably with his or her neighbour, when a child belongs to the community to raise......those days of no Akpabio and Tinubu in power.......
May the good Lord help Nigerians in Jesus Name

Chai! Those good old days o!

Thank you for bringing this feeling of nostalgia.

You are indeed from my generation, as you wrote this without insulting anyone or cursing anybody's father.

Smitaro100:
Since d day I caught a lady running a restaurant scratching inside her asshole vigorously with her long nails with most of d feaces stuck inside her finger nails, without washing her hands she continued cooking.. that's y I so much dislike ladies fixing long nails..

Bro,
1.you caught her scratching her ......... vigorously,
2. You saw her long nails
3. After scratching vigorously, you saw faeces on the long nails.....

Was she cooking naked that she could easily scratch vigorously and bring out faecal matter or at the point she needed to scratch she took off her underwear and used her long nails to scratch?

bestman09:
I hope this Fubara is not related in anyway to the Governor?

I'm with Fubara all the way but I won't be a party to nepotism in any form.

Not at all. This one is from Abonnema, Akuku Toru LGA, aka, Kalabari while the Governor is an Opobo man.

This istration is just a JOKE!

Balablue64:
That her breasts soft wella, if i catch dis one alone for night for lonely place, my one must enter inside her zero.

.....I used to wonder how some homeless, mentally deranged women get pregnant.........

Oh! So una still dey buy tomatoes.

Senioreddy:
10M is too small for one to take the risk of being a surrogate mother. Imagine carrying the pregnancy for 9months and then release the child to an unknown person with the clause of not coming in with the child.
Abeg reason it well. Is 10m enough. It becomes worst when the child grows and becomes a notable figure. Imagine the torture

Hian! Surrogate wan come drag pikin with the mama and papa wey produce egg and sperm to form the pikin after dey don pay am money just to help the carry the pregnancy? Ohhh!

No matter how notable or otherwise, whether the child becomes a menance to the society (Heavens forbid) it is no business of the surrogate.

How many times have International airlines been held responsible for flying a terrorist into another country or praised for bringing in a vaccine that saved lives?

WhiteIverson:
You should go for the 3rd option

Which is?

okoroemeka:
how can i tell my babe that I am nacking her two junior sisters and her mother,I am not prepared to die,pls

You wish!

NairaOcean:
Viral photos of a man with his wife and two kids wearing matching outfits have caught people's attention. One remarkable aspect of the photo is that the kids are extremely fair-skinned, while the parents have a chocolate complexion.

The question now, Is DNA Still Needed?

My Bro, have you considered the possibility of albinism in the their genetics?

Crenzywilliams:
Nigerian secondary schools gave become death traps, where was the house master all along, so no one student was brave enough to tell an authority figure, and the house master never visited his hostel for a period of 8 hours?

Bro., Na Ajayi Crowther UNIVERSITY, Oyo State.

Sonnobax15:

Me too........

Tho I've been more of a better writer than a speaker, right from time.....The worst of it all is that I come dey ride keke ......You can imagine the high level of rubbish English I encounter on a daily basis . Agbero just turn me to their colleague due to how they speak...

Abeg, I no fit laff o.

080cee:
Sometime in 2020 just immediately after Covid lockdown, my father got a call from a certain “Williams Williams” as identified by Truecaller… he claimed to be from his bank without mentioning a particular banks name. During the cause of their conversation about BVN linkage my father asked “what is your name”? the criminal said Mattew from your bank. Again my father asked “Why then is Truecaller showing your name as Williams Williams then he replied “ I didn’t the line with my real name” immediately my father said Call me with the bank Line and we can finish the conversation…. Until today we are still waiting for his call.. Living in a society filled with scammers, it’s essential everyone both young and old make use of Truecaller for true identity of their callers.

That scammer get respect for elders so he did not insult your Dad. The ones I have encountered always end the calls with insults ( one even insult my papa wey don on since). Me I will be like "me and you who suppose insult each other"?

illicit:
It's a tricycle

Which one is Auto rickshaw?

Ehn?

Your write up is pompous, like what an ITK student will write

Best of luck

🥵

Tricycle ke!

Is it not Keke ni?

Villa don score!

KillIgbohoN0W:


No medical personnel in the world claims to raise the dead unlike your dear herbalist.

I feel sad when I come on Nairaland hoping to have a discussion and I see posts and reactions like this. What is your justification for adding "your dear hebalist" to your response?