NewStats: 3,263,961 , 8,182,094 topics. Date: Monday, 09 June 2025 at 04:42 AM 621f3m

You say what!?!?!!
ON A FLY EMIRATE AIRLINE?!??!



Lalasticlala come and see o

This one no fit dey prison oo.. BOSS!

Lalasticlala

This saraki mad Gan ni! See eyes...

Come Here! YOU NEED CANE!!!

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One of the best new acts out there...

What's the assurance he's a yahoo boy...

She deserves it... When I got to know she wrote davido's like dat... I started noticing her lyrical prowess...

That gown is longer than all my pieces of clothing combined...


All for one night?
Who knows, she might be trying to get Assurance too...

Overdose kwa

I was given a 2 bedroom flat all to myself by an oju aye family friend in my 1st year in OOU... It was a private fenced bungalow that had 2 flats,the old landlord and his wife occupied the front so I stayed at the back...

Jeez! It was the worst 2 years of my life in there... Not the cooking type (cos I was never allowed in the kitchen growing up) really affected my spending habits..

Wasn't allowed to have friends over... No generator... No sleeping out.. Must be in by 7..the F**k!
He stopped my girlfriend from coming over after his wife convinced him i nearly killed my babe with sex on her first night in my place... Said her moans and screams got her scared and unable to sleep... Imagine...

His wife was such a pain in my ass, she used her access keys to my room sometimes whenever I was out and search through my shiit.. I would be sick for days inside my apartment and no one would know if it... No form of love and treatment... Mum came down saw how I had reduced to have my size... She felt really bad about it and had me hospitalised...

I wasn't going to have none of it anymore... I told them plus my family to their face blatantly I wasn't living there anymore, threatened my family I wasnt schooling anymore if I didn't get my own place and live a normal student life without have prying eyes over me everywhere... All this cos I'm an only child...


Now I live alone I love the life... I can have as many friends over as I want and for as many days as I deem fit and go over to them too.. Food is not a problem cos my girlfriend spoils me with homemade delicacies... My life is more regulated now that I can take control of it...




Don't make your Kids go through demoralisation in the name of not getting spoilt... It's stupid...

When you see the name....

. They told you to free her, you didn't...

Now Nairaland is where you're back to to get more rubbish advice...

Good luck...

. Can't cope with it... Makes me sickly... Jealousy that won't make me love you more...

The stress of nagging will make me make way...

. They never really looked compatible to me though... The guy looks awkward beside the babe..

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This people above me... Are you thinking?? This people actually represent your country and protect we citizens with their lives....


C'mon really? Is this all the accolades they can get??.
We need to appreciate this people more...

I doff my hat in respect to Nigerian Soldiers...
Thank you so much for the troubles...

. OFO na ni gbogbo e jere

See this one... If naija forget you...


You go expire like Trebor...

Ode ni awon people yi Sha...

Modified fool... SMH...





Like for Davido and Chioma, Share for Wizzy and Tiwa...

Swargu:

Ehn thank you, like he didn't dump 3 baby mamas.

That's what I meant when I said that..... It's the closest she can get to being his life partner...

. WTF is this No need to waste 3.8Mb listening... SMH...

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Phut:

Photocopy can never be better than the original. Give Tuface his props.

Sure....

Phut:

Photocopy can never be better than the original. Give Tuface his props.

Sure....

What will tell the test of time is her breathing Cuntt