NewStats: 3,260,963 , 8,172,917 topics. Date: Wednesday, 28 May 2025 at 03:14 AM 4l4e5

OP issa wâñkstêr!

Are you asking? Open your fcckïñg eyes and the answer will stare back at you!

Kano? LMAO.

I swear by the river Styx, the OP issa wäñk$tër.

[color=#006600][/color] England? Is that a team? If they don't lose in Donestk, they will surely lose in Kiev.

SimonAndal:
To Whom It May Concern:

I, Simon Ivan Andal, formerly Castor, formerly Luciferus, hereby renounce wänkîng. It is a sin, against the tennets of humanity and Nigerian beliefs (hypocritical, though, it might be).

I hereby embrace räpè and non-consensual sèxûal întèrcoursè. Yay!

Dude, I rather go to hell(if it exists) than to stop wäñkïñg.

Shakira, Real Madrid? Dude? is Pique dead?

Abeg, I don't want any Egypt.

Emenike, I dey feel you jhor!

Jombolo buys a private jet?! Wow!

That position, that position! It's telling me, "Hit it from the back/side like a mohaphucckïñg bass drum!"

Wow!

This dude is beyond mad.



He's not the first person to do that...



For c.ö.cksake, I wäñk every buddhadamn day with Nicki's picture staring back at me from the laptop.

I love my kisses down low!

Door to Hell?!





All hail Buddha!

Really?

Wait, wait, wait...





I don't get it!

Stare back!





Wait, I'm not even a lady.

If you don't get me,

Fccking Jupiter's c-ck!



I love this shii!




And hey! I give myself head. You get me?

Derailers paradise? Like seriously?












Help!!! Help!!! Help!!!

I think Ronaldo has played more games than Messi this year. So, this is balderdash!

Jupiter's c..o.c.k!

The gods piss on our heads and you welcome that as cool rain?