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southniyikaye:
GOBE
SHEY HIM NO GET 2 SHIRTS NI?

Na him 2 and only LEGENDARY outfit to conquest over the vaginal species be that o!

For those of you clamouring for the video and waiting to see it, the link to the video on twitter is on the 2nd page of this thread. Since it's like that's the most important to majority of persons visiting this thread this morning or you can have it there below.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Superstar_Jogzi/status/1357102045057216515

My younger churchy sis also went through same ordeal around december 2019 and she wasn't also familiar with the necessities of owning a bank . Not until one uneventful day that someone who claimed to work in fidelity bank plc called her and requested for her details for an upgrade and the likes. Before she could say brother o! They withdrew the 75k in her and that's money for her school fees etc. They just byed her OTP like it's nothing. I nearly finished her that day with everything vile in me. I was in dire need of 10k that period and she's so careless to that extent. After that ordeal, she became anew. After reporting the situation to her bank, they provided another atm card and upgraded her details and stuffs like that. It's an unforgettable experience.
There's nothing you can do except reporting the issue to her bank and they'll initiate something from there.
Sorry.

obonujoker:


Many don't read Bible... They just follow what Pastor said on church.... They don't care...

That's definetly 100% sha.

obonujoker:


Lol... She did... Jesus had 2 brothers the Bible mentioned their names...

E shock me sef since that information is well known.
It wasn't a hidden secret that Jesus Christ had brothers from Mary Magdalene as quoted in the Holy book.

The Gospel of Mark (6:3) and that of Matthew (13:55–56) made mentioned of James, Joseph/Joses, Judas/Jude and Simon as brothers of Jesus, the son of Mary. The same verses also mention unnamed sisters of Jesus.

One of them up there is even my namesake sef.

poweredcom:
Any woman dat can't cook is a very stupid and wasted woman

This your statement LOUD no be small. Emphasis on the word "stupid and wasted"

The statement, "Hell has no fury like a woman's scorn" quickly comes to mind.
Wetin 5 o'clock no go see for choir rehearsal.

After browsing through all the pages, the only thing I'll chip in is, "Pray make bad thing no befall you, because e go do you like film". Since everything to majority of persons in here is fiction. The Op thread dey learn work. I've seen worst... Live!

Aliii:
Bros you are a man and you should have authority to tell her what you don't like and she listens..if she doesn't let her be..I have been in almost your shoe the babe nor dey hear ,I gave her four years to listen she refused ..she always say I am just managing you ..when I have no disability then I made up my mind and let her be ..it wasn't easy I almost died because I loved her,but I didn't die..she got outside to see for herself after a year she started to beg that shes sorry ..I didn't listen ..bro let her be ..if the guy bleep her finish ..I eye go open .

The bolded got me all cracked up.

Aliii:
Bros you are a man and you should have authority to tell her what you don't like and she listens..if she doesn't let her be..I have been in almost your shoe the babe nor dey hear ,I gave her four years to listen she refused ..[b]she always say I am just managing you, when I have no disability,[/b]then I made up my mind and let her be ..it wasn't easy I almost died because I loved her,but I didn't die..she got outside to see for herself after a year she started to beg that shes sorry ..I didn't listen ..bro let her be ..if the guy bleep her finish ..I eye go open .

The bolded got me all cracked up.

Mrpojj:


Omo she dey delete chat!!!
Don't be decieve
I get one babe like that wey Sabi delete chat, she go say she dey create memory space for her fone...

Lmao No be small kind "Memory Space" creator she be. Probably, na another form of programming to her.

Mrpojj:


Omo she dey delete chat!!!
Don't be decieve
I get one babe like that wey Sabi delete chat, she go say she dey create memory space for her fone...

Lmao No be small kind "Memory Space" creator she be.

sacajawea:
I like you sister's dentition and Smile

Thanks Chief. It kinda runs in the family.

nedekid:
Clit empire

I think say na only me notice am.

Chris2863:
My brother, go and check yourself in the hospital. Sleepless night because Elon musk became the richest man, you are not serious

Lmao Someone that would hear or see his comment would even think Him and Elon Musk are fighting for who will become the richest man between the two of them.
Wetin 5 o'clock no go see for choir rehearsals.
Life itself na comedian.

TUNDE EDNUT ON HIS WAY TO TWITTER AFTER HAVING MANY MISCARRIAGE ON INSTAGRAM


So, Twitter don turn another hospital where another miscarriage no go fit take place abi? Karma hold am for cloth like the woman wey get issue of blood wey touch the helm of Bros J agbada Na inborne till forever.

[quote author=Judolisco post=98006027] D best player ever... He said he wanted to leave barca and whole media was shut down and even got barca president removed... D other one said he wanted to leave Madrid they sold him b4 he completed his statement....

The last sentence got me cracking... Una no go kill person with laugh one day o! Choi!!!

MasterRahl:


Actually bro, it may be the most useless post within the first 10 days of 2021 because surely, we may likely see more useless posts over the remaining 435 days of the year

"We may likely see more useless posts over the remaining 435 days of the year", you say? Bros... Abeg, no vex o, na which planet dey currently accommodate you as at now because i sure say no be earth you dey so?

generationz:


How did she have two kids without being married?

This your question weak me, i swear! Note* The two kids are both twins.

Duru009:
98% of single mothers are only good for fun...

I repeat good for fun.....

Don't foolishly make decisions you will regret later, a stitch in time saves time....

Oga mi... Na a stitch in time saves time or rather a stitch in time saves nine?

baralatie:
chai
choi
chei

op has chop calabar soup

Na edikaikong abi na which of the calabar soup eh?

Orpe7:
Kayamata dey your matter

No be small kind Kayanmata o

Iamsane:
Mother of two...but she has never been married. Nah you them send to carry the sacrifice to the evil forest abi. Kontinue.

See broad daylight robbery o! 15 what! 9ja na SCAM!. Atleast, I'm yet to proceed with procuring my nin slip, so there's no correlation abi na affinity between me and these thieves.

100 milli no be come chop o! As someone earlier said above me, "Opportunity comes but once". This one opportunity.

BeeBeeOoh:
My brother, I looked at the ass with my innermost eyes and I knew that the ass is a guide to a lot of ions honestly.

Lol
No mind Op. Probably, his innermost eyes done dey malfunction nai make him post the pics in the 1st place.

hardon1:


Don't tell me you alone want to finish all that eba

Seconded o! Probably, na round one and round two combined. No do wetin you go find am damned difficult to defecate o.

1st son and 2nd to last siblings.

BeeBeeOoh:
You want us to get rid of unguided ions and you put up that kinda ass that will even guide us to a lot of ions??






Do you really wanna help us?

I look so tey e remain small, na to just pick phone dial number nai remain. And na just today New Year sef just dey start o! I no just know how person fit guide abi get ride of unguided ion with this kind revealing and sensual erotic pics Op put up for here so.

Na one Belleful and one full blown chicken lap my mama prepare for me to use celebrate the New Year. To me, this is more than New Year. It's as if I've finally arrived! Choi!

simfrost90210:
I dont even understand what i'm reading and to which is which.. Which of them committed suicide for the ex girlfriend that dumped him nah?

LOL... I can't fit laugh

smithmoi:
Yea as usual i see people insulting him, calling him all sorts of names, you may never understand untill it happens to you. Growing up i never knew my parents, grew up with guardians, never knew love, was an extreme introvert, someone managed to see me through uni, all he sent me was pocket money, no friends, nuffin.. Holidays i would still be in the hostel, similar life with when i was in secondary school.. I fell in love in my year two, all i had i shared, since she was all i ever wanted i gave my all, she was all that mattered, infact i worshipped her, i got disvirgined with her as well, it was like charm

Three years later she cheated, i caught her and even begged her, later she tried breaking up with me, boy i drank confor all i thought of then was death, thank God i was helped and regained conciousness. Today im married with two kids.

See, a man who no one, when he is heart broken, first thought is death. We should show love to one another, you have no idea what pain that boy went through.

How does your case and his even correlate? You never knew your parents and you were practically alone without love in the world except for your Gf that lastly cheated and wanted breaking up with you even when she's at fault. While in his own case, he had friends and family, oh my God! He even had a "Mum". Ogbeni, he's definetly loaded financially to sponsor his Gf to Dubai and you are saying we wouldn't know what he went through. If some persons here on Nairaland should give you a detail epistle of what they have encountered with the Virgina folk, you'll pray they gladly embrace bachelorhood! The thought of leaving his mum/family and friends because of a virgina person that would be flexing life to its fullest and wouldn't give a Bleep to his untimely demise should have reshaped his thoughts. He simply lacks the right orientation in this matters and i blame his clique of friends as well. Die leave my love ones and my mama wey i dey always feel for because of kpekus wey full for earth like sand... Tufiakwa!!!