NewStats: 3,265,234 , 8,186,088 topics. Date: Saturday, 14 June 2025 at 12:59 AM 2e5p61

Wetin concern una. LASTMA no de get accident. Oga call your Oga at the top. Let him know that his boys are on high spirit on the road.
If u see any baga using phone arrest him or her. They de craze. Nonsense people. Yuuujjjjaa for them.

Caspian22:
op behave yourself. send the girl away and explain to ur wife. communication is the key

See advice. If na u, u go explain give your wife. What will u tell her. U want him to say " Honey when you travelled I felt lonely so much. When maid brought food for me, I lost myself, grabbed her and stated sucking the thing to regain myself. I later realised that I was doing a bad thing and left her alone. I still felt lonely so much that I went to carry ashawo. Sorry honey I will not feel lonely again"

His wife will just leave and after some weeks she will tell him " Sweety when I travelled last weekend , I felt lonely in my hotel room and knocked the next door. I saw a man and could not help it. I grabbed his prick and sucked and sucked till I loose my mind and put it inside my leg. Sorry next time I will not feel lonely again"

I know that movie. I have watched the part one. I am waiting for part two.
The title of part is I RAISED HER TWO LEGS UP.
Summary: I grabbed her and sucked and sucked until I lost my brain. I entered her from back and heavily scattered her interior decorations. Now she said that she is pregnant. Nairalanders what am I suppose to do. Pls advice me fast.
Yeye man.

All of you talking nonsense about my Emperor should be careful. We will arrest you in your country and jail you in the Country of Western Nigeria. Be warned.

My Emperor I want to apply as a National Security Adviser in my country the Country of the Western Nigeria. Make me the Dasuki of the Country of Western Nigeria. Let me be sharing arms money. Long live Emperor Adesuwa. One love.

crazysaint:
Dangote want use his business kill everybody finish, destroy houses. because money is there. dangote is a CACAFUEGO . I hate him, please you can label me anything, after all is a free world, people are entitle to their own opinion. I have said my mind. I hate dangote truck, I hate him in person, I hate his wife, children and all his relative.. dangote continue to use your truck and kill, don't try to caution your drivers, instead applaud them.

Nigger wetin the man do you na? Well I know that he too does not like you. The fact that one or two of his trucks involved in road mishap does not mean he is out to kill everybody. Pack well mad Nigger.

Maybe they don hear report say Kogi Niggars wan come collect their Xmas money and decided to close. You know say nobody go fit seat down and not run when warned on time.

Mumu boys. A woman ordered you boys to start posting your pictures for nothing and they started. Haba disgusting

I will be the last person to PDP. God punish them. Even if Buhari fails I will still not PDP. These idiots wasted 16 years of my wish of seeing a more vibrant Nigeria. They de craze.

This stupid Ekweremmadu should tell me the present Nigeria problem that was not created by his PDP. Thunder fire him and all the PDP that got us where we are now. If he doesn't close his stinking mouth, we will give him prick cancer. Idiot of a human being. They never begin cry.
I wonder if there is any Nigerian that will pray for the 2nd coming of the PDP after hearing about the ATM Dasuki that doles out millions of Naira and dollars. God punish the PDP.

It is very annoying to me anytime I see posts like this one. The writer of this post is stupid ! Period. Just mention any problem we have in this country now that was not the hand work of your stinking PDP.
Mention any one you know and I will tell you how your stupid PDP created it.
Is it unstable light, fuel, Book Haram, Militancy, election rigging, kidnapping, public fund stealing, unemployment, rubbishing of our naira etc.
God heard Nigerians prayers and created a method for us to punish these dirty PDP people. God will not end there. He will punish all the bad ones among them. He has started already. He will continue. Don't ask me how God started in the issue of punishing them. You will see for yourself. Rubbish PDP people.

APC is on the lead now oooooo. PDP should not decieve themselves. Bayelsan got tired of Seriake Dickson.

Herald47:
Yesterday,there was a great turmoil in the city of onitsha as a result of massive protest by ipob in order to herald the immediate release of NNAMDI KALU(the director of radio biafra).some many events unfolded during the protest,there were heavy traffic,disorderliness,noise,stampede and shootings by the military and other security operatives.it was gathered that lot of people lots their lives as a result of the sporadic shooting by the military and other security operatives,according to an eye witness,he said more than 9 people were killed in the event as against the 9 reported by newspapers,it was learnt that the non-stop shooting by the military and security operatives triggered some of the protester to start throwing dangerous objects at the military and other security operatives in which some of them were injured and 2 policemen killed,lots of shops were looted,trucks burnt,the onitsha central mosque was partly burnt also,the event that unfolded in the city yesterday was a case of 'SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST'.the lives that were lost yesterday can never,i repeat it can never be regained,the manner at which the military and other security operatives displayed their shouting skills was alarming and they were shooting at the crowds as if life there life has a duplicate.the event got me asking myself,what happened to tear gas,rubber bullets and koboko,because i know in a sane society,the above instruments are used as a medium to disperse crowd,during the pandemonium in egypt and libya some years back,we all saw how their military and other security operatives dispersed the overwhelming crowd by using tear gas and rubber bullets at them, within a twinkling of an eye,they all fled,but in the case of onitsha,the military and other security operatives decided to use lead and cartridge bullets at unarmed civilians protesting,i thinks it's disapproving and informal,every right thinking nigerian knows am saying the utmost truth.although some of the protesters burnt trucks,shops,mosque and also killed some policemen when it was no longer at ease,one thing is certain;LIFE IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN SILVER AND GOLD,THAN TRUCKS AND EVEN THE MOSQUE THAT WAS PARTLY BURNT,A SINGLE LIFE IS BETTER THAN THEM ALL,although am not in of the uncultured behaviour of the protesters who went burning shops,mosque and trucks.
what pains me most was that some of the people that were not part of the protest got hit by stray bullet.
It's high time the military and security operatives start carrying out their duties with sanity.
Twenty drops of tear gas in different locations in the city of onitsha is capable of dispersing everyone in that city and thus making them uncomfortable to stay,how much more the head bridge alone.
With the rate at which the protesters protested yesterday,i don't think using lead and cartridge bullets at them will calm them down.
If the military and other security operatives are sane,they would have opted for tear gases instead.thanks
cc.lalastical.

They use what govt provided for them. FG provided guns and bullets. They did not provide tear gas.

I can only go about my normal business if only I see the picture of the animal and see the bullet hole and as well see the soldier that took the shot and possibly the gun used for the shooting.

Who left this mad man here in Nairaland. Oga fire them abeg

Former President Goodluck Jonathan today commissioned a yet to be finished flyover in Yenagoa, capital of Bayelsa State, all in an effort to bolster the political fortunes of Governor Seriake Dickson who is in a tough battle for reelection.
An engineer in the state told a correspondent of SaharaReporters that the bridge “has major defects, including visible cracks at its ts.” The flyover is being constructed by construction giant Julius Berger. None of the construction company’s officials were present at the official commissioning.

Governor Dickson has touted the flyover as first of its kind in Bayelsa State, but opposition politicians in the state and several residents have criticized the bridge as a conduit pipe to siphon off millions of naira. One critic said the “the flyover has no economic value to the state.”

One resident of Yenagoa described the bridge as a “monkey bridge,” a term used for a makeshift bridge constructed in riverine communities during flood seasons.

Former President Jonathan lauded the project, declaring that it would boost the landscape of his home state, Bayelsa. However, a Yenagoa-based engineer alleged that officials of Governor Dickson’s istration discouraged the former president when he expressed an interest in walking across part of the flyover bridge. “They did not want him to see the major cracks in the bridge. That’s why Governor Dickson prevented him when he opted to walk on the flyover,” said the engineer, a state employee.

He added that he believed the former president would not have agreed to be part of the bogus commissioning of an uncompleted and defective bridge if he had known about the state of the bridge. The engineer also stated the absence of Julius Berger officials was telling, as the construction company was not eager to be part of a ruse that a bridge still under construction was ready for commissioning.

http://saharareporters.com/2015/11/29/governor-dickson-hoodwinks-ex-president-jonathan-commission-uncompleted-%E2%80%9Cflyover%E2%80%9D-bridge

America the cease to carry Russia play. Their NATO will fail them when it happen. Putin no de smile anyhow. They due mad. Their generals wet get sense don't tell them not to ever go to war with Russia under any circumstances. They made it clear that America will loose.

It don due happen. One by one

God bless this guy. Although I hate PDP and GEJ govt. Thus guy has tried and should be celebrated. He has paid tithe on his loot. Let him come to the altar for his blessings. Ushers bring him to me. Anointing waiting.

If the PDP did better, why were they voted out by Nigerians? Again why were they asking for forgiveness if they handled Nigeria well for the last 16 years. They de mad. They are not even united at all. Losers and rubbish people.

Look all these PDP rats should shut up. Those from Enugu, pls tell us what stupid Ekweremmadu achieved in Enugu for the past 4 years. Any impact , no.
It is only a stupid person that will take the PDP serious. The greatest mistake Nigerians made in the last 50 year is to have allowed the PDP to waste 16 years of their time. Tell me their achievements in 16 years apart from heavy stealing and looting. They should stop crying and because Nigerians rejected them.
You can not access a govt for just 6 months. The APC met a lot if mess that the pushed away PDP created. Although I am not saying that we should give APC another 16 years to waste but it is too early to start crucifying them. There is no need listening to the PDP that are still in shock after loosing election because Nigerian rejected them. They are stupid and confused period.

I blame Buhari. When Jona dey we no de begged for the thing. Now the reverse is the case. If we no beg , we no go shake waist on top of something. It is bad. A beg ladies change according to APC.

Tell the man not to worry. After now, he can even be sleeping on top of generators if he so wishes.

Tell the man not to worry. After now, he can even be sleeping on top of generators if he so wish.

And this made it's way to the front page. If you are a in Nairaland kneel down where you are. I will flog all of you.
Please investigate these s if they are taking bribe these days. The kind of things I see in the front page these days are annoying. See this one na. A bleached woman wearing tight banty tro with white shirt carrying iPad is moved to the front page. These whole thing started after my sister TONTO DIKE got married TONTO CHURCHILL. I am angry.

The same people endorsing Seriake are still endorsing Sylva. Campaign is business here in Bayelsa. Ask them they will tell you that what they want is the money from these guys. Bayelsa is dry now. Even 500 naira from these politicians will go a long way.
When you ask some of them, they will tell you that both niggars are competent but they need the money.

Hey Oya make una sleep. This thread is closed. To be reopened by 5:30 am. If I catch you typing, I will deport you to Mexico this morning. Be warned.

TonyeBarcanista:
Sylva can only fool himself. He won't return to the Government House any time soon. Exercise in futility


Dickson till 2020... The Glory of All Land

Talk for yourself. Sylva we know. That Dogonyaro Seriaki will not win. Why not you leave Nairaland sample the peoples minds and oppinions.

Don't rejoice so much PDP . Your Seriaki is not popular Ok. The same man that ed our street last Saturday waving and nobody responded. Ordinary Bayelsans are not happy with that Dogonyaro. Those people are not APC rather PDP money seekers.

OP na u be the distributor. You never finish distributing Pampas na ministeries u wan come de distribute. A beg if na ministery of eating affairs give ur brother. Attached us my CV.

Don't mind them. These thiefers are not ashamed of themselves.

Ask your yeye mother about what killed your puppsy. Maybe she will tell you. She has a hand on his death ok. Tell your puppsy,s brother if any of the development. Women wicked die.