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Assurance2023: 10:40am On Oct 08, 2023
DCmaverick:
Why did u leave ur previous church? and what made u like ur current place of worship?


- if u don't go to church u can also give reason(s) why u dn't go too undecided


They prioritize money over their primary assignment which is to save souls and prepare people for the after world.
Selfishness, wickedness and partiality are what they practice.
When you have money, you will be made a chairperson and all other titles.

They will preach about money and tithe for 3 Sundays out of 4 Sundays in a month.

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Assurance2023: 5:12pm On Sep 26, 2023
There is a man called AGBAKO (Meeting Doom) in the Nollywood Yoruba industry.
Guess what, He's now close to 100 years making him the eldest in the Nollywood.

Same thing as the late Alaafin of Oyo who called himself Omo Iku(Son of Death), and Omo Arun( Son of Diseases) but he outlived many who name themselves Immortals, longevity and even Pastor T.B Joshua of the blessed memory.

In other words, this same Mohbad called himself LIGHT but you never emphasize that you rather capitalise on the Mohbad.
What a selective judgement!
Hypocrisy of the highest order.

Mohbad (Imole) was a sweet and loving soul but you would rather hail those who bear good names but are evil in disguise, no wonder the Bible says, God watches at soul while human beings concentrate on physical appearance.

Lastly, people die every day irrespective of age, death does not matter if you bear Abraham, Jacob, or Mohammed even if you name yourself Death.

The Bible says "There is no how powerful a man can be that can extend his lifetime with just a second"

When it's your time to die, nothing can stop it.
Assurance2023: 12:50pm On Aug 27, 2023
LagosPrince:
Yoruba started Nollywood yet, most Yoruba actors and actresses didn't break through the English version of Nollywood from baba suwe to Mr latin down to Femi adebayo.

The Igbos gave Nollywood life and since Yoruba actors and actresses couldn't break through the English version of Nollywood probably because their English sucks, Dem kuku create Nollywood Yoruba to console themselves.

It is not until you do things to impress the whites before you can have a breakthrough, that your originality matters a lot.
That's why you see so many oyinbos attending Osun Osogbo festivals every year, they try to learn our culture through our language, mode of dressing, food and even marrying us.
If Yorubas English sucks, let it be like that, let them subtitle our movies as we always do to Indian, Chinese and Korean movies.

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Assurance2023: 5:12am On Aug 23, 2023
Assurance2023: 5:45pm On Aug 05, 2023
Obinoscopy:
Just type www.fast.com and take a screenshot and . If possible, also tell us the name of your phone, your network provider and which country. I want to check something.

I'll do mine in the next comment.

Samsung Galaxy 21Ultra

MTN 5G Network

Osun State

Assurance2023: 7:24pm On Jul 29, 2023
sangresan:


Sebi the dancing man promised to pay them at once?

Anyways, I commend him for paying the arrears.


But Osun don enter one chance because the governor is clueless. Aside this arrears payment on a quarterly basis (every 3 months), Adeleke can't point to any other achievement.

It won't be well with you for this statement.
Is he the one that owes the debt he is paying?
Your evil party and worst leaders deprive the poor salary earners of their hard-earned money for 12 years and you're expecting him to pay it all in a day.
Do not commend him you hypocrite, he never needs you to commend him instead, commend your wicked leaders and evil party for owing people and inflicting sufferness on all Nigerians.
To hell with you and your generation

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Assurance2023: 6:06pm On Jul 28, 2023
Ezeama400:
A group of northern Muslims were seen tearing and destroying Infinix advert billboard for having Davido's face.. that David is an infinix Ambassador..

They are reacting against David Adeleke's video that have gone viral where he was accused of blasphemy in his video..

https://www.facebook.com/reel/277231201557795/?mibextid=cU4E8vbrm0kyPK4l

One thing that I don't understand about this apology of a thing is that, ARE THEY REQUESTING FOR APOLOGY FOR GOD OR THEMSELVES?

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Assurance2023: 7:19pm On Jul 16, 2023
Ezeama400:
ELUU P is your Latest Ambassador for Rianis Property Ltd and Pineleaf Estate Ltd.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cuv_JsitXB2/?igshid=NjZiM2M3MzIxNA==


I hope he leverages social media and becomes a great influencer because this endorsement comes as a pity due to the news flying around about him.
With that he can make it big and make millions.
Congratulations to him.
Eluup
Assurance2023: 4:10pm On Jul 16, 2023
ebubeson:
Some may love kneeling down mostly when praying or standing or lying down or walking or sitting. Whichever way, let your prayers be of quality..

So what is your best posture or position when praying?

Doggy is my best position when praying
Assurance2023: 8:13am On Jul 14, 2023
LittleBigDick:
That hairstyle is for broke ass bitchs


My woman will never go on that bleeped-up hairstyle


You and others that like your comment must be a joker and also as poor as a church mouse.

I always respect any ladies anytime I see them rocking this kind of hairstyle because:

1. Majority of them have and use many expensive wigs that some of their wigs can even pay your house rent.

2. They're the most beautiful and original, unlike your girlfriends that rock braiding with their forehead like canoe.

Don't embarrass yourself by looking down on those ladies anytime you see one with this kind of hairstyle because some of them can buy you and use you for a barbecue.
Assurance2023: 1:40pm On Jul 05, 2023
Emir8:
I don't know what to do again! I got an international job which will require me to work from Nigeria and I have submitted all other documents but the company is not accepting my NIN Slip. They said it is a one-faced Id and cannot be accepted.

I ed the NIMC App and tried to activate my but no OTP is sent to my mobile phone number.

I went to the NIMC state headquarters in the state I live and complained. They checked my email and phone number in their system and all are correct. They told me to keep on trying the App. I have been trying the App day and night and no OTP was sent to activate my .

I was asked to check if the plastic one is ready for collection. The web page (https://nimc.gov.ng/eid-card-issuance/) does not exist.

I tried to check the status of the plastic one if it is ready through their website - http://touch.nimc.gov.ng/ The page is no longer existing. Everything about NIMC is not working now.

I even attempt to get a driver's license, but I was told it will take 60 days to be ready.

Please what will I do again? I don't want to lose this job. I have sent messages to different emails in NIMC but no response. I submitted the police clearance certificate containing my 10 fingerprints yesterday but they still insist I will not be assigned roles until my national ID is provided and the documentation period deadline is Monday 10/07/2023

The company said they are not accepting the blank backside below

I'm 100% sure you don't have a PVC.
You're one of so many people that will be laughing at us that queue to and queue again to collect it.
Even many petty traders that don't usually vote will say "I will collect it because it might be useful or because of my children"

I've never used any other document other than the PVC since I've been getting work online even as a freelancer.

Now see yourself, As educated as you are, you're now running shelter skelter for something you might have done with your PVC with no stress.

Surely, Village people are real.
Assurance2023: 1:23pm On Jul 05, 2023
JobAndVacancies:
Good evening guys.

Guys how legit is this, I'm scared of making the payment only to be disappointed later as it isn't easy coughing out 30k in this economy.
Guys I need your input.. The Church is a big church here in Lagos.
Please no mods should take this to front-page o so they won't see this

Fake job full indeed job board.
I think some scammers are stylishly disguised to scam people through the platform because I've been a victim already but I didn't lose any money to them
Be careful please, Nigeria is hard already.
May you be connected with good and well paying job. Amen
Assurance2023: 9:39am On Jul 05, 2023
AfonjaEkiti:
The man has no backup/large funds I don't blame him .


Now the APC wailers can rest and show us the certificate.

Primary school, secondary school,Waec or even the Chicago certificate of the cocaine sniffing caterpillar.

You or Peter Obi can go ahead and fund him
Assurance2023: 9:39am On Jul 05, 2023
angry
Assurance2023: 9:36am On Jul 05, 2023
webizone:


If you are not in a person's shoes, you will not understand why they react in a certain way. The tribalism rhetorics has been done to the Igbos on so many occasions and has never been addressed in this country.
So, you can expect what you are getting.

Whether you love them or not, does not change this fact.

It is time for people in Nigeria to come out and tell ourselves the truth. Is the Nigerian project working?

So you and your people have totally lost your sense of reasoning that you tag everything that concerns you and any other people from different tribe as tribalism.
No wonder you didn't think and look into the matter carefully before jumping into conclusion and started shouting tribalism yen yennyen.
How is this jamb issue against the lady a tribalism when the highest scorer is still same from Anambra?
Assurance2023: 7:58am On Jul 05, 2023
igwebuike01:
I think all her old results like this proves her innocence. Why should a brilliant candidate resort to forgery? It's very unlikely

My love for our Igbo brothers has reduced drastically.
They are the ones accusing another tribe of tribalism but they are the ones doing it most.
Some of them are quick to come up with so many rubbish accusation and scenarios of when the snake swallow money, and how Jamb is not reliable to defend the lady's act.
Their tribalism has let them forget that the original and legal high scorer is still from the same state and tribe.
They should have set the country on fire if the authentic highest score holder is a Hausa or Yoruba.
Assurance2023: 7:57am On Jul 05, 2023
oikirodah:
Navigating the Dangerous Route: Mmesoma's JAMB Result, Hypocrisy, and the Shadow of Ethnic Bias





Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah is the Chairman and CEO Of Bush Radio Academy.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/navigating-the-dangerous-route-mmesomas-jamb-result-hypocrisy-and-the-shadow-of-ethnic-bias/




My love for our Igbo brothers has reduced drastically.
They are the ones accusing another tribe of tribalism but they are the ones doing it most.
Some of them are quick to come up with so many rubbish accusation and scenarios of when the snake swallow money, and how Jamb is not reliable to defend the lady's act.
Their tribalism has let them forget that the original and legal high scorer is still from the same state and tribe.
They should have set the country on fire if the authentic highest score holder is a Hausa or Yoruba.

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Assurance2023: 7:53am On Jul 05, 2023
Whiteangel1234:
#Mmesomagate : Today, I have written JAMB giving them 24 hours to come clean and apologize to Ms Mmesoma for violating her rights or facing court action. We shall be heading to Court once the time given elapses without hearing from them.

https://twitter.com/JAMaduakolam/status/1676003527263506432?t=BPlhELjUwDOY5mGCQ04LlA&s=19

My love for our Igbo brothers has reduced drastically.
They are the ones accusing another tribe of tribalism but they are the ones doing it most.
Some of them are quick to come up with so many rubbish accusation and scenarios of when the snake swallow money, and how Jamb is not reliable to defend the lady's act.
Their tribalism has let them forget that the original and legal high scorer is still from the same state and tribe.
They should have set the country on fire if the authentic highest score holder is an hausa or Yoruba.
Assurance2023: 8:00am On Jun 10, 2023
nairalandkachy1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD5C6VOyruA



Previous Thread:
https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/7554091/terrorism-charges-against-emefiele-dss#120620726


May he rot in DSS custody if not for one thing but for the lives that were lost during the cashless and recolouring saga😢
Assurance2023: 2:54pm On Jun 09, 2023
Henry22:


You should know where people that talk like that come from....brown roof republic grin, Abia states own master plan will be unveiled on Monday so I hope he doesn't run out of negative comments that will end in Thier brown roof republic.

You're such a fool.
There is no continent without an ancient city, visit Rome, China, Korea and even US etc

When the time those houses you're referring to as brown roofs were being constructed, there is the probability that your grandparents are looking for an under bridge to lay their head every night which makes many of your generation to migrate to Lagos.

Stewpid
Assurance2023: 2:34pm On Jun 09, 2023
Buhari didn't deserve to be a class captain and talk less about being a President.
What an opportunist that took advantage of Nigerians to eat up Nigeria to the root

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Assurance2023: 3:28pm On Jun 07, 2023
Obrigardo:
As usual, poor nigerians will rush to his praise considering the fact, this is poverty level pay. My God this is not even up to $100 a month! Jesus! A country with all this Oil abundance. cry

The man try now habba.
Maybe Buhari should come back then.
Because I didn't understand this your comment.
Some states are even owing salary.
Let's commend him and put the hate aside.
Nigeria will be great again and it's not going to happen in a day
Assurance2023: 2:16am On Jun 03, 2023
Timmi:


Clap for yourself Yoruba man Assurance. Obviously your village people has messed up your brain and you didn't even know it. Simple comprehension you lack, and haven't been able to make anything of your life and you will rather blame people, situation and circumstances of your birth and poor upbringing.

As a cow that you are, below is your response.
I won't trade words with a cow like you anymore because it's cleared already that you belong to daura


Someone said he was surprised by the mammoth crowd in Daura today at a festival organized to honor Buhari. So you don't want Daura people to welcome him after taking ‘Nigeria to Daura’, he served Daura along with Nigeria.

During his 8years istration, Daura which use to be a ‘quiet’ town before enjoyed many laudable projects (completed & ongoing), some of which are listed below;

- Federal University of Transportation, Daura
- Federal Polytechnic, Daura
- The Nigeria Air Force Reference Hospital, Daura
- The Women and Children Hospital, Daura
- 50-bed Maternity Centre at the Daura General Hospital built under the name of the First Lady
- Dualisation of Kano/ Kongolam highway
- Nigerian Airforce Response Air Wing (Quick Response Unit), Daura
- Nigerian Army 171 Battalion Base, Daura
- Sir Emeka Offor E-Library, Daura
- Forwarding Operating Base of the Nigerian Army along Kongolam Road, Daura
- Construction of Nigeria Immigration Service forward operation base.
- School for People with Special Needs, Daura
- The national directorate of Employment Centre, Ganga, Daura
- Upgrade and expansion of Daura Mini Stadium
- The 400,000 litres capacity solar-powered water system by the NNPC and Belema oil in a t venture with Jack-Rich Tein Foundation
- The 73km 132KVA line from Katsina to Daura and two 30 and 40 MVA transformers to boost the power supply
- Completion of the Sabke Dam, Daura which supplies one million liters of water to Daura and neighboring communities
- The Sustainable Development Goals Skills Acquisition Centre, Zango Road, Daura.
- Daura, Ear, Nose and Throat Hospital, Dumurkol

These are a few to mention as there are hundreds of projects/interventions enjoyed by his hometown during his istration. Just imagine a town enjoying all these and you think they won't ‘worship’ him.
Assurance2023: 9:06am On Jun 01, 2023
domDva:


https://dailytrust.com/exclusive-cbn-devalues-naira-to-630-1/

Good move.
May he succeed.
God bless Nigeria

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Assurance2023: 10:22am On May 31, 2023
Racoon:
What were Tinubu and co thinking in 2014 when they organised Ojota and Abuja "occupy/save Nigeria" protests based on lies and propaganda to demonise a government that meant Nigeria well on this same issue? Blood wicked hypocrites


That's what the political game means.
That's what pains me most when the opposition was sleeping during the Buhari regime despite the atrocities committed by his government.
I thought the opposition would make the presidential seat got for Buhari but no, Bubu was freshing day by day.
The opposition all went on vacation and targeted to come back during the election and take over power as if it is a pencil.
Much of jokers

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Assurance2023: 10:08am On May 31, 2023
Timmi:


See ObiZombie and his wailers from the land of the rising wailers.

Oga Timmi you're such a fool.
I'm a proud Yoruba and neither am I Obizombie or whatever.
I'm less concerned about you being PDAPC or LP.
A sane person should know left from right.

If your brain is still intact and you're not the same as the cows Buhari places higher over you should know that you, your Buhari are failures.
The person its he was a failure yet you're still arguing with him that he wasn't.
Normally, a cow needs to be rated then you
Assurance2023: 10:06am On May 31, 2023
cry grin
Assurance2023: 9:56am On May 31, 2023
Timmi:


Doris, keeper of doomsday statistics. Well done and clap for yourself. When you can see and compile good news under same Buhari, then your life will begin to get better, till then remain where you are - stagnant.

One of Buhari's cows was spotted.
Buhari, his wife and his people are begging for forgiveness yet you keep defending failure.
If he was innocent, why beg for forgiveness?
May your life and that of your generation be the same way Buhari did Nigeria.
Amen

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Assurance2023: 9:52am On May 31, 2023
Racoon:
Katsina Residents Ask Nigerians To Forgive Buhari, Welcome Him With Colourful Durbar

https://www.channelstv.com/2023/05/30/katsina-residents-ask-nigerians-to-forgive-buhari-welcomes-him-with-colourful-durbar/#

Buhari is not qualified to be an ordinary-class captain not to talk of being a president.
He lacks the minimum leadership skill a person can possess. I wonder how he will be leading his family.
He is just an opportunist that just took advantage of Nigerians due to the hatred people have for the PDP.
His wife, his people in Katsina and Buhari himself it he is a failure and that's why they keep begging for forgiveness.
this before talking shiit and defending him.
Assurance2023: 7:37am On May 29, 2023
TMSMedia:


https://igberetvnews.com/1445882/yemi-osinbajo-seeks-pay-rise-ex-presidents-vps/

I've said many times that there is no any reasonable person in APC.
Imagine this bastard opportunist VP some people are rooting for to become a president.
If disguise is a person, no wonder their government failed woefully, with all the bad things that were brought to the Nigerians by their failed government, I wonder where the courage to ask for a pay rise comes from.
Tufiaka
Assurance2023: 6:57am On May 29, 2023
lhordspy:
Popular Nigerian artiste Timaya, referred to as Chulo, fires back at his critics after he was dragged on Twitter for performing at Tinubu's Renewed Hope Inauguration Concert.


https://twitter.com/timayatimaya/status/1662495650489987074?t=PhtBZuQdljrjmLmCdoik-A&s=19


https://twitter.com/timayatimaya/status/1662740030685691904?t=yU7-GSzkjM2tDW6K6jyLUA&s=19


As e dey pain dem, Ego dey sweet.......
Assurance2023: 12:56pm On May 22, 2023
Agromuda:
Tinubu is called a strategist for a reason!!!

Timubu is not a strategist oga, he just takes advantage of the divided opposition, people of Obi, Kwankwaso and Yeye G5

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