NewStats: 3,262,934 , 8,178,567 topics. Date: Wednesday, 04 June 2025 at 06:45 AM 3g3y2l

The Bot Just Dey Vex ooo

My take is that aggrieved politicians should stop going to the courts. The courts are compromised already, this is the worst era of judiciary in Nigeria.
That money wasted on judiciary can actually be used better.

Bergavis:


Telegram will be better.

Please create a telegram group. This is too good to be missed oo.

Wow, I just got to see this thread while checking for 2 Odds daily on Google.
I don sitdam for here be that.
You guys are doing a great job here.

Some of the revelations here are shocking ooo

mrvitalis:

Blocked

This block option is the best thing to happen to nairaland... Wow so sweet

I Also Blocked The Fuul. It Is Just So Nice To Stop Seeing Idd1ots running amok.

GIDIBANKZ:
How come India have the BEST DOCTORS and they are POOR

You People Sit Under Your Roof With Agbado Filled Mouth And Talk Ignorantly In Publicly.

relaxfun:
A little back story.

Due to some ugly circumstances, i dropped out of school in 2019 and I've been at home since then, periodically picking up one or two low paying jobs. 2 years ago, I decided to learning a tech skill. I taught myself C++ programming language and I'm currently teaching myself mathematics aggressively, studying for min of 8 hours daily.

For the past two years, I've mostly always been in my room, I can be in our house for more than two weeks, without stepping a foot out of our door due to how engrossed in studying I always am. My goal is to learn C++, DSA , And Math to an undergraduate level then use my skills to apply for scholarships to study abroad, and probably work in a hedge fund company as a quantitative trader in the future. For those who know what leetcode is, i can currently solve most leetcode (hard) problems in less than 40 minutes.

Now, I'll be 24 in August, and my dad is worried that I'm wasting my life away because I've refused to pickup any real job or learn a trade, his worried that I'm already getting old, always reminding me that people my age are already getting married. Now he wants me to leave his house to go look for my own place to stay, and has offered me 7 million naira to go start life else where.

Now I plan to move out of Lagos to PH or Akwa Ibom, then use part of the money to start up a computer business center, where I'll be doing typing, printing, lamination, jamb registration, GCE/WAEC registrations, etc. One of the reasons I chose this is because I've worked in a place like this before and I have experience in how to run such a place. Another reason is that, this business would give me time to also study and sharpen my Math/Programming skills. I plan to rent a shop that is big enough so that I can also be sleeping/living there.

Now I seriously need advicing because this is such a turning point in my life and the next few years is going to make or break me because there is no room for any disastrous bad decision

I Wish You The Very Best Brother.
My Advice Is That In All You Intend To Do, Never Ever Seek ission Into Any Nigerian University. They Will Waste Your Money before You Even get To Final Year And You Wil Not Achieve Anything There. You Can Sharpen Your Skills Excellently Well With Boot Camps And Other Specialized Courses Online Or From Any Tech Firm At A Token Or Even Free.
All The Best.

honour7:


You will.finish that money in no time. i have done photocopy and computer biz before its not as rosy as it seems.

Why not

1. Apply for computer science in the University and use part of the money to at Niit or any good computer school to learn programming. 3million will be enough to do that and fix the remaining 4million in a bank to be getting small thing every year that can pay your house rent and little expenses.

2. Tell your dad, if he can add to it and sponsor you to apply to a school in canada or UK. Pay part school fees and you will take care of the rest when you get there.

No 1 is a very very wrong advice. Nigerian Universities computer science is a waste of time. Road side WASSCE holders business centre attendants are far better than Nigerian Universities Computer Science graduates.

OKOATA:
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OKOATA
God Almighty Bless You For This. This Is Exactly What I Need, You Are Godsent.
Thank You.

Ilekokonit:
How can Nigerians think creatively or think straight or have peace of mind without electricity

Creative thinking, Creative writing, Musing or simply working from home a lot of times mean you are fired up to start working around 11pm at night and work through the night.

How are you supposed to do this in Nigeria when despite topping up your PHCN meter with 100k per month or more, you never get round the clock light, you spend a lot of your productive waking hours driving from one petrol station to another looking for where to buy petrol and you don't have solar power

How do creative people or writers who a lot of times need to work through the night cope with the lack of electricity fron PHCN in Nigeria without going bankrupt from spending all their money on petrol

It Is SO Tiring. Nigeria Is A Crime Scene And The Weapon Fashioned Against The Citizens Progress.

Ojuntana:

Allowed how
What could they have done with the system not in their control
We're talking of traders and artisans here

They Never Voted In Any Election.
Most Of Them Sit And Relax At Home On Election Days. They Believe Their Votes Are Not Important.
The Ones That Vote Majorly Vote For The Party That Gives Or Promises To Give Them Money.

Johnn74:

you are not ready for business. Those Aba brands are small brands and big brands can easily swallow them up with economics of scale. Any Aba noodles brand can become a close competitor to the top 2 brands in the country with the right strategy.
----It might involve Upgrading the quality of their noodles to beat available international market standards;
-----studying the competition with large control of the market in all 36states and capital to see what they are doing differently.
----Going Public to up economics of scale and transform from one man sole proprietor business. And setting up factories in key strategic locations in geopolitical and geo economic zones with contracts signed with major distributors in all the 36states and capital.

You Are Just A Baby Motivational Speaker Or A Fresh Graduate With Hot Blood.
Try Make Yourself Useful And Make Use Of These Your Advice For Yourself.

VEHINTOLAR:
There are over a thousand way of killing a rat but unfortunately,the dead man wasn't aware of that fact. Normally,you don't confront the man;you deal with your cheating wife/partner. If you must however deal with the man,you don't give him any idea what's about to hit him!

You carry out your plan very discreetly,without any trace of it back to you. Vulture is a patient bird - you strike when it's least expected! Some guys will just arrive casually at the guy's gym office and tatatatata........the modafvker is gone! You might even choose to bang your cheating wife/partner on the day of the H -I- T, for the last time,and thereafter walk out of her dirty life after the operation. Of course,you can't execute such a plan if you don't belong to or can't find your way around the shadowy men of the underworld.

What a way to die........he fvked your wife and still killed you;simp dey suffer!

Na Man You Be.
He Can Even Use Another Fine Woman To Lure The Foolish Gym Guy Sef.
There Are Thousands Of Ways To Catch A Rat.
Chaiii, SIMPS Dey Suffer oooo.

Yujin:
Nigeria will split in less than 10yrs from now. You better prepare yourselves for the inevitable. We are incompatible and shouldn't waste more time in the charade of a dystopian Nigeria.
Any core northerner who finds it difficult to stay in the core north after the disintegration should move to any country of his choice provided he won't cause problems for those countries. He's welcomed to move down South. In the same way, any person from the new countries in the South who feels uncomfortable should move to the core north as long as he's comfortable with the anticipated treatment he will receive there. No one should be imprisoned in a place he isn't comfortable with.

You Are Very Correct.
Nigeria Will Split In Less Than Ten Years From Now!!!!

The Terrorist State Of 1zrael Will Now Truly Understand What Islamic Terrorists Mean.
By The Time hts Abi Na htc Consolidate Itself In Syria, The 1zraelites Terrorists State Will Beg Iran And Hezbollah For Assistance.

dancruz:
Rest In Peace Monsignor. Proud to have been baptized by you.

Wow, Thats Lovely. You Are Blessed My Brother.

treesun:


https://dailytrust.com/blackout-in-north-bag-of-rice-hits-n160k-in-gombe/

Chaiiii, So Bad. look At The Way They Are Dealing With Peter OBI In The North.
They Are Teaching Obi Political Lesson In The North ooo.

oyatz:

In the 1980s, guys like Papi Ebuka would spend the contributed NEPA bill and would give excuses for not producing the receipts for payments until the following week when NEPA officials would come to disconnect the power supply and cart away the wire, throwing the whole house into darkness. Then fight would start and everybody would start complaining against Papi Ebuka especially when they return home after a hard day at work , to sleep in mosquito infested rooms in darkness.

When NEPA restore light to the street ,with neighbours shouting up NEPA, but this house still in darkness, some younger co-tenants would become restless and start cursing Papi Ebuka. The following morning, Papi Ebuka would go to Nonso or Baba Muri's Shop to borrow #500 to pay the NEPA bill.
After this payment, NEPA would request for #50 reconnection fees (which was a huge amount of money in 1988) but the tenants would start arguing that it is Papi Ebuka that should pay but the guy man would turn a deaf ear and this may make angry and rude co-tenant like Ismaila or Broda Mike, to want to fight Papi Ebuka.


And tenants from the surrounding buildings would come to the compound to settle quarrel.

In the process, Chief Sylvester who lives opposite the house but has two shops at Idumota , may offer to pay the #50 reconnection fees.

The following week, while Papi Ebuka is yet to return from his chemist shop, Chief Sylvester would be making gestures at Mama Ebuka and trying to convince her, on how he could take better care of her than Papi Ebuka.Because there wasn't Hand phones then, these kinds of discussions were often done physically but in the process, Iya Amina ,the operate grinding machine at the next house would see the Chief talking with bedroom voice with Mama Ebuka a cross the road and boom, she would leave her house which doubled as her shop to trek 30 mins to Papi Ebuka's chemist shop to gossip with him about the brewing illicit relationship between Chief Sylvester and Mama Ebuka.

Papi Ebuka, would thank Iya Amina. Who would sit down to relax and used the opportunity to explain her backache medical conditions to Chemist Papi Ebuka. Then ,Papi Ebuka would say that 'this na serious condition o,but I fit give you ogbonge injection for inner room to cure it one time' and encourage Iya Amina to enter the inner cubicle in his Chemist shop which also doubles as his 'injection room'

As soon Iya Amina enter the inner cubicle, remove her wrapper to take the injection, the Devil would come into the play and one thing would lead to another, such that Papi Ebuka's diick would mistakenly enter the Pussy of Iya Amina ,in the inner cubicle. After 5mins, both would come out with Iya Aminat frowning her face as if unhappy about the 'mistake' that just happened but Papi Ebuka would console her , offer her a bottle of chilled 7-up or Mirinda with #20 to use as transport fare back home. And at that time ,i was a small boy sent on errand by Uncle Timo Shenko to buy amala at the junctiin and branch at Papi Ebuka's chemist to buy Tetracycline (commonly used to treat diarrhoea in those days), i was waiting at the counter for Papi Ebuka to come out and sell medicinesfor me ,when my preying eyes saw the two of them coming out from the inner cubicle in awkard positions.
Papi Ebuka would offer me 'condensed' which was a kind of home made ice cream tied in small bulbs of transparent nylon bags,in subtled attempts to bribe me because he knew that I saw what just transpired . He would also tell me that he has just bought a new football for Ebuka(his son who is my play and primary school classmate) and that I should be coming more frequently to their compound to play football. And this subtle bribes often worked because I wouldn't disclose the matter to anyone until over 30 years later, by which time the viscitudes of life has made me to understands that sometimes, shit happens amd what happens in Vegas ,still in Vegas.



...This was a typical 'trenches life' of Lagos in the 1980s.

Hahahahahahaha

SensualMan:
So u former/repented APC stalwarts didn't really benefit anything from the former government u ed? Karma must have humbled u into a single room face me I face u to share one prepaid with four families. Same for all who at a point ed evil. Karma will come back knocking to humble u.

Hahahahaha.
So You Still Her. She Was A Notorious apchit Zombie Back In Those Jonathan Days. She Constituted Lots Of Nuisance On Nairaland Then Despite Numerous Warnings That apc Are Evil.
Apc Has Really dealt With Her Sha, She Don Het Sense By force.

All The ldl0ts Here Lamenting Against POS Operators And Criticizing Them. Dont Worry Your Dreams Will Soon Materialize. The POS Business Will Soon Die Off With Stvpid Policies Of This Vseless GOvernment. By Then I Guess You Fuuls Will Be Happy. The Banks Will Show You People Pepper By Then.

May Gazzuzz Soul Rest In Perfect Peace, Amen.

Skydivine:

That is the way it should be. It shows the people offering the food that you have some self respect and not hungry to the extent of rushing for free food.
They should insist a little bit before you collect the food, even if you are actually hungry.
It shows good home training.
If I say no thanks the first time and you take your food back, my assumption would be that you didn’t intend to give out the food in the first place

If You Decline My Free Offer, I Will Gladly Respect That. I Will Never Insist And I Will Never Offer You Ever Again.

She Dey Oil The Tools.

IduNaOba:


Come anambra come see where almost every family farmed something this year...
Next year, the agricultural revolution that will happen in the east will be massive.


There are AGRICULTURAL ESTATES coming up
The most popular being AWELE AGRO ESTATE ANAMBRA.
Those guys are doing wonders, na money I dey wait make I buy 10 plots just for farming from them.
They manage it, sell the produce and send you money until you realise your capital then they start taking a 30% cut from your profits, for managing the farm.
There are water sources installed there and cctv so you can monitor your farm at any time and from any where.
Ndigbo will revolutionise farming from. Ow till twenty thirty.
And na young people dey run those agroc estates.
It gives me joy.

What About The Security. I Hope Security Is Top Notch And Those Idiotic Killer Fulani Herdsmen Are Strictly Prohibited From Nearing There.

Abeg ooo. Who Get Better Streaming Site ooo. All The Ones I Dey Use Before Don Cast.

Streaming Link Please.

GiftofGOD081:
why una no dey do pay after winning

He IS A Criminal. Dont Get Scammed oooo.

Samu82nd:
:

THIEF, OLE, FRAUDSTER.