NewStats: 3,265,503 , 8,187,005 topics. Date: Sunday, 15 June 2025 at 11:57 AM 3c495z

Jbluv55:

I'm a very big fan of 'em movies o. I do fancy some other movies too. Are you also?

*whispers to her*.....Rae means "marry me" or you want me to .....*clears throat*

I mean marry me... shu I scream? I lobe vampire movies too... all of them... to the most annoying of them..

laykorn:

I am a sumorr boy.
Ayamlaykorn

Ifa hear..

Hope u had a nice day sha

laykorn:

Mummy, is this lady your friend
Ayamlaykorn

Grandpa like you be calling mummy.. smh

Jbluv55:

If you've never been in love you lack the skills to explain love.....decipher

Nawa o, this period nor com sweet like last year own o, but e go better .

Nor worry na, I go make sure say na you go even help select the ASO EBI .

Shebi.. I don't know o... the whole cat idea is just a big turn off.


If calabar fit dry this period then I no surprise sey ur end no sweet

Confam! *starts picking out colours in my head* black n yellow

dre11:


Teacher always wanting to deny what she taught the student


All I knew is that....." I learn from the best"

my hand no dey there... you're on your own

Oahray!

dre11:


Lets go with. .........

.......and he's gone with another girl

KingTom:
My dear ***Kisses her hand*** I am confused, your question might mean whether I am serious, or whether it's really me. Which one you dey na

Hehehehhe... you tricked me... We was supposed to meet sometime this year

And yea I meant is this really you?

laykorn:

Hehehehehhehehehe. Mummy
That chibwike is a maga
Ayamlaykorn

Eh hehn... you come here... what is this Ayamlaykorn obsession? eh?
duh... mbok we know u lay horns

dre11:


Nah you teach me how to be jealous nah

That's one thing I learned from you

Awwww...

I don't know what you're talking about

is this KingTom for reals!

Truckpusher:
People are just getting married as if it is a stroll in the park.

Shey I say come make we marry u nor gree...

Jbluv55:

I see . Well, I am a fan of Vampire movies(The Underworld, Twilight, Vampire Diaries, The Originals etc) so don't mind me if I seem to know a lot about vampires and their likes .

So, what does Rae mean then?

you are?

marry me!

dre11:



This that you are sharing kiss

God is watching you 36D

Jealous much?

dre11:



And do u your first post before I thanked you
Let me quote it



So who is suppose to be angry btw me and you

Limme alone..



Neighy!!!!!!! come to momma... I miss you

Jbluv55:

Have you ever had cats?

And Yes its Christmas once again o, Nawa o. Life is short o

I do not wish to own a cat....ever

As in eh.... the year just fly like sey person pursue am..


And.... you are next in line Ooo.. sha make sure sey ur asoebi reach me if not there will be trouble.... real trouble

dre11:


The one u planted or the ones stolen

Anyway, thanks for freeing me from the captivity and grip of mah heart

I know uve always wanted out... go on.. have fun

Jbluv55:

. Story Story
We gats to give God Glory

Mi happy fun e o mami . Una don do am ni abi about to?

dem don do am finish share asoebi na now u dey hear?

e even hit front page sef

dre11:



Is that how easy for you to break-up with a guy
Am sure you are finding a way to say goodbye but, this just gave you the perfect opportunity for you to say goodbye

Yes.. I met a finer man.. who doesn't come home covered in kisses

Jbluv55:

Hehehehe . But cats are cute na, pettable and lovable

*hugs her back*

How have you been?

I refuse to agree..


I've been okay.. thank God its Christmas

Jbluv55:

Ayam fine o .

*whispers to her*....you're always looking cute......like a cat

Hahahaha... shey u see my Signature

*grabs him in a choking hug*

dre11:


Tell u that ur lips taste like Rose berry
Or like ice cream,
Like lollipop


Or what

Me and you haff breakup.

Jbluv55:

This babe is too sweet walahi - evergreen .

*pulls her rosy cheeks and gives her a hug*

Awwww,... how are u swity?

dre11:


And I have to check her dp

And I ask myself...... What's that light pink lipstick on her lips self

better tell me the truth

lertee:

Alright o,no qualms,Brenda it will be.. . I will show you the naming card then..

Praiissee the Lord! but sha know sey she go stubborn

lertee:

Alright o,no qualms,Brenda it will be.. . I will show you the naming card then..

*does my super special shoki moves*

dre11:



Nah now she see me




Have being painted with the lips of an angel all over my face

Ahh! I don't wear lipstick! who kissed you??

lertee:

Oga has resumed work o,no time,leave don end. I must eat and look good you know .

Awww... I'm happy for you.

the first girl's name is gonna be Brenda thank you in anticipation

dre11:


Like say she get tickets money to take flight

See this Dre... na you go gimme the flight money na.. abi u no know?

dre11:


Nah who carry your dog food


Make police arrest am

My shuga bun *smothers him with kisses*

lertee:

My love,i was just going to mention you o,wasn't sure you'd be online.

Aso ebi don finish o,we sold all we bought .

Thanks dear..**hugs her**

Hai! you owe meeeeee

Where is oga that you have time to be NL'ing eh?
Shebi you dey Bahamas.. #honeymoon things

lertee:
I wonder why this place is now deserted..
Jbluv55 not doing vis job again..
Dre11 has tried his best.

Aunty Lertee!!! you didn't gimme asoebi

HML ma