NewStats: 3,263,949 , 8,182,038 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 11:46 PM 4z454i

TheDarkRebel:


~ I just heard your V.N
You sound very raw, comical and funny .!!!

Thanks for the shout out

Hehehhehehe.. I'm glad you liked it

TheDarkRebel:


~ I just saw this ...

Okay check this one out... Its for you
http://www.datafilehost.com/d/2ba58c3b

Couldn't stop laughing and smiling and blushing

10 inches! Haba! Is it for sale?


And thanks for the advice

naijaboiy:

Which country would you like us to run to?

Azerbaijan.. Becos the name is segzy

kinglekan:


Hahahaha

Psycho babe

*runs after her*

You can't catch me.. I'm riding on a broom

naijaboiy:

We can elope.

*rereads the line* Yes oooooo

Truckpusher:
Dey here na Denrele dun dey marry o

As in eh,.. The thing fear me o.. Chai. I don bite my tongue..

ronald4lif:

Lol! E no just gree me accept say any NL girl dey boyfriendless. I no fit place even 1naira bet on it. No be wetin them wan them go tell you ni.

I'm boyfriendlessboyfriendless

kinglekan:


Hahahaha.

My leg fit cari me come test u ooo.

*runs away* I'm keeping 'it' for my husband. He want to use it and build house

Truckpusher:
yeye girl

My mentor

Truckpusher:
Na lie I talk before?
See as e dey pain you scarrer

the God wey do am for....*wetin be that chic name* ehmmm.... Eh ehehn... Denrele!

The God wey do am Denrele Edun, go do am for me

Truckpusher:
Too many boyfriendless girls on this thread.

All hail boyfriend of the boyfriendless

Truckpusher:
For which coven?

That very one

Today's meeting is on top Tinubu's roof.

TheSonOfMark:



Barring the typos in my afore-posted comment, I guess you are discerning enough to be cognizant of the implied meaning to it? A 'yes' or 'no' would have sufficed, at the very least.

Jisos Christ! Abeg dey go with your grammar... Shift abeg. Just dey one side..

I no get time to open dictionary.

Imagine the concombility mstcheeeew

kinglekan:


Hehehehe, u tear rubber?? Lol
Mk I con confirm

Sooo dryyy!! Didn't knw it was like dt. Sum pipu go marina sha. I enjoyed the slides at the water park in tinapa.

Na you get your leg

Lol... Calabar is finished.

Truckpusher:
You dun become winsh?

Baby akanbe be a wizard if you want me to


But shey you go come meeting this night?

Caseless:
nice one


Why u come do am in calabar voice naaaanaaaa



U be calabar girl. Jisos! I'm relocating *packs bags and boxers*

Iyammi! You did not know

Relocate to my arms darling,. I'll handle you with care

Truckpusher:
Come drag my ear then.

*climbs on broom to commence flight* just wait for me... I dey come

TheSonOfMark:


You call me "dash". Are you from Akwa-Ibom or Cross Rivers?

Op dah.. Wharrareyoutokabout?

Truckpusher:
I ain't listening to that crazy voice

You must listen! Whether you like it or not!

naijaboiy:

Naah swity.

I'm grooming it naturally

Though I started not long ago but it's growing real fast.

I'm a hairy beaver.

*faints* will you marry me?

Okay you already said no *sighs resignedly*

I like me some bearded dude #beardgang

kinglekan:



Chaii, Calabar based babe una dey spoil well well ooo

Me is based in Lasgidi ooo. Was in cali once sha. Went to tinapa wid a couple of friends.

Ipledge head be swelling now ooo.

D dude is good looking sha. Couldn't tell him that lest I get accused of being "homo"

Spoil where?
Ayam very 'good' still intact! Tear rubber sef

Tinapa is dry jor.. Y'all would've gone to look at water at Marina.. Hehehehe

kinglekan:


Hahahaha, dis is interesting!

Me I be confirm yoruba boi oooo. So u based fully in aks?

No ooo.. I'm based in Calabar.. But eh.. The ghetto wey I grow, na Ibibio people full evriwia..

Where are you based honey?



Ipledge, you look like a younger version of JayZ.
Yes I went ogling your picshure.. You is fine

naijaboiy:
Beard Gang Rules

Natural tho

Bae shey you didn't use spirit like some people

kinglekan:


Oh rilly?? What tribe r u den.

Ur accent is so like an indigene. Were u born among them too.

Yes oooo... Born, bred and buttered!


I am..from the great tribe of Ogoni..
Many many years ago....*presses pause*



You unko?

TheSonOfMark:


LOL. Ganja farmer? Of all the monikers in the world to choose from? It's ironic considering the fact that I'm teetotal/straightedged and even dipsophobic.

Dah bros calm down for this ya grammar na..

You be prof. Patrick secretary?

kinglekan:


Lolzzz, I like it ooo. Its funny and sweet.

U be confirm Ibibio babe.

Im not Ibibio oooooooooo... I speak and live amongst them tho

kinglekan:


Thanks for the Mention dear.

I felt ur aks accent. Made me miss my time in aks.

Sosongho!!

mbok ya welcome.

My friends keep praying my accent does not remain like that.. I'm sooooo used to it

190theclown:

*knocks his shiny head*

Caseless:
yesu Kristi! how did I miss this? You should have spoken to lagunna aka olubukato about this. He could have fetched me. Eyyaaaa.....hug me, beauty!

*hugs* I cried... My heart was broken *blows nose on his shirt*

But now I'm fine... Here in your embrace

kinglekan:


Yipeeeee!! Letss hear da voice behind dt cutie face

Truckpusher:
But Sir , while you were rigging elections I was busy taking care of your too many harems .

You, come here *drags him by the khaki*

Luxanne said to tame you.. What have you done this time?

Somebody should bring bamboo stick for me

kinglekan:


*waiting patiently*

Yaaaay done!

http://www.datafilehost.com/d/bea33485


Cc: TheDarkRebel
KingLekan
KingTom
Truckpusher
Luxanne
Caseless

kinglekan:


*waiting patiently*

I'm not seeing the file

kinglekan:


Its quite easy dear. Just do ur short record.

Then visit www.datafilehost.com

Click on "choose" (to select ur VN)
Then click ""

It would give you two links once its done.

The ist link is what you paste here for evryone to .

The other link is to delete it from the cloud.

So when is our VN coming up?

Oh thank you coming up shortly