NewStats: 3,263,814 , 8,181,484 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 04:11 AM 56x3b

Gbese re oooo

ALEX182:
So I have this American patient who I recently came across. He's a fat dude who is like in his late 40s but has a very jolly and likeable character. I introduced myself and we got talking afterwards.

After a while of chitchat, he asked me where I was from. I told him to take a guess and he said said, you sound like you're Nigerian. I told him (regrettably) that I was Nigerian. He started smiling and told me that he had a Nigerian girlfriend and that we both had similar accents.

He then started telling me recent occurrences that had befallen his girlfriend in Nigeria. He said the lastest story was that she was in Abuja and as she was on her way to the airport in a taxi, the taxi had an accident and she was seriously injured and had to be rushed to the hospital. He said that the hospital demanded money before treatment started and he had to hustle about $4000 and send to her in order for treatment to start.

He said that after a week of her being in the hospital, they wanted to discharge her despite her still being in pain. Because she had exhausted all the $4000 on treatment, he said the hospital had threatened to discharge her on the streets and he was trying to borrow more money to see if he could send it to her so they could continue with her treatments.

He furthermore told me that the girlfriend said that she was a Nigerian American citizen who was currently stuck in Nigeria due to her port having expired and also due to Covid lockdown at airports in Nigeria. He said she had asked him for $300 to renew her US port from American embassy in Nigeria.

Another thing that he told me was that just before covid struck, there was a similar pandemic which happened in Nigeria early this year and that his girlfriend had contracted the disease and he had to send her $2000 for treatment. Right now he said he's broke but is waiting for like $2000 disability check from the US government next week which he will send to her as soon as the money clears.

As he was telling me this tale, I was so angry with Nigerians and how they take advantage of people in love to scam them. I wanted to swear for the scammers


I'm at a dilemma here. Do I tell him that he's being scammed by Nigerians or do I continue to be professional and just ignore it. Because I don't want him to think I'm involved with it because these oyinbo people can turn everything on your head and accuse you that is your people in conjunction with you that are scamming him. They are that crazy.

The good part of me wants to help him but I'm hesitant that it may turn out bad for me. Please matured responses.

I think you are asking a lame question.You would do him alot of good if you tell him. Am sure he would appreciate it that you are telling him the truth and he would move on.I understand how he is going to feel at first but no sane individual will continue to act dumb and stupid while he knows that he or she is being fleeced.

Slimsly100:

...
Naira Marley........
Olosho se ma l'oyun funmi what can faa

Laughing Hysterically.

You are silly

Starhearts:


I can't laugh alone����

Only in Ashawo house will u hear these:

*1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.
2. Oga do fast naa.
3. See ds osho free man, u like better toto u no wan pay money.
4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.
5. U neva release? Haa!!!
6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch my breast.
7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.
8. Customer, customer hw far naa.
9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.
10. See ur small prick (chuckles).
11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do ds tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.
12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find doggy?
13. Come I will do u well 2day.
14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.
15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg respect ursef
16. Wetin u drink come?
17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.
18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.
19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.
20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.
21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?
22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.
23. Oga i swear if ds condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.
24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.
25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.
26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.
27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.
28. Ds one don short time oo.
29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?
30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth - 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 500, skin to skin- 1000. Overnight - 2500. If u wan suckn prick u add 500 extra.

*Laughing in Portuguese*���

When will this madness stop in our local police force?

A serious reform and overhaul is needed in order to avert further loss of life. This is so disheartening.

Please leave the manager jare. Na him kill the man ni?

This guy should be castrated and jailed for life

SmellingAnus:
I currently attend arguebly the most popular Pentecostal Church in Rivers State... I have been a Pentecostal for over a decade now...

Below are my unbiased summary of Celestial Church of Christ...

1. Cele is a genuine Church that believes in Jesus Christ and the use of the holy Bible...

2. Cele have both good and bad just as any other Pentecostal, Catholic, Anglican etc.. Church...

3. Cele has many parishes/branches Nation wide...

4. One Parish may have a Shepard/Pastor that is bad maybe even using occultic powers just as some Pentecostal pastors also use occultic powers but that doesn't mean that Pentecostal church is bad ...

5. Many other parishes/branches have God fearing Shepards/Pastors that relate to their with the fear of God...

6. The only colour of candle permitted in Cele Church is white... Anyone that tells you otherwise is lying to you...

7. Cele is also a member of CAN... In my time in Cele, I saw many good Prophets, I also saw few evil Prophets that were exposed by the good ones...

8. Cele does not permit fornication and adultery but that does not mean some or even Shepards don't engage in it same way some Pastors of Pentecostal churches also engage in fornication and adultery...

9. Cele believes in both the new and old testament of the Bible although more of their activities seem to be focused more on the old testament but that doesn't mean they don't believe and operate in the new testament as well...

10. One thing I noticed about the church is that if you leave the church and you begin to lie about the church or say negative things about the church, you may likely suffer harsh consequences...

Conclusion: Cele is a good church that has it's fair share of good and bad people... It has both sincere and occultic Shepard's/Pastors just as Pentecostal Churches ... Cele is part of the body of Christ just as other denominations are part of it...
Cele has been more of a blessing to me than a curse... I only left the church for personal reasons of which I dont have bad blood for the church because I know that it has also been a huge blessing to me...

Long Live the Body of Christ
Long Live Celestial Church
Long Live Catholic Church
long Live Anglican Church
Long Live Redeemed Church
Long Live Winners Chapel
Long Live Deeper Life
Long Live Cherubim
Long Live Apostolic
Etc....

I disagree with number 10.

Some modern day churches in Nigeria do engage in fetishism and diabolical practices especially some of these pentecostal churches.

But one thing that i know for sure about white garment churches is that adultery and fornication is part of their custom and norms.I dislike them to be honest.Their women MOST ESPECIALLY dress lustfully and sexually provocating so some of their men too. Is a church that i see that they do competition in bleaching their skin.

I can never worship in a white garment church. NEVER

aaking:



You are lashing sorrow, problem because de have already invoke your spirit into there System. You better check your life and run to Christ to Redeem you.

Please who are you to judge him? Are you the supreme being who created heaven and earth?

Rest in Peace Afasities. Sleep well

This happens almost every day in a police station or in police detention vicinity.Our police are so ill trained and unprofessional. So sorry for the girl not all that glitters are gold and this should serve as a lesson to those ladies that run after materialistic wealth with any random man.

She should sue the police for character defamation.

Y. N. W. A

Am so happy to witness this after 30years.!! Up Reds!!

Mcslize:


Lol I was still a virgin that time bro. I was forming champion on phone. I knew nothing about sex then. She never knew I was a virgin.

Forming a tom boy on phone to the extent that the babe do initiate sex discussions most times cuz she grew so fond of me that she was so free with me and she was always bored as she said she mostly stay alone in their big house as her Dad and mum hardly stay at home.

In the night she will call me, that time when mid night calls used to reign. We will talk from 1am till 5am.

If I all those days, I just dey laugh.

!!Chai!!

You missed a big fish o.

AngryIgboDon:
This is why I don't believe so much in this thing they call yahoo plus.

I am convinced that MAGA still pays those guys without soiling their hands.

Just imagine the mistake this mumu OP did! The "I am sick scam or my relative is sick scam" is a format that has been used for over 15 years by Nigerian ladies that want to mess men up. They will bill you for transport fare and if you make the mistake of paying, 2nd and 3rd billing follows.

You should have known the better bro.

The next format that would have brought 2nd and 3rd billing is telling you that "She needs money to sort the hospital bill or drugs of that relative".

Thank God your eyes clear on time.

There is something I would like you to do. Forget that money. If it was me, I will simply move on.

Then I will formulate a story with her name and distribute her numbers and pictures online. Go and sign her up to codedruns. Also type her name and paste it at Ikeja along as either a money doubler, home massage therapist or home runz gal. Paste it at Ajah under bridge, Oshodi underbridge, Ilupeju by, Computer village under bridge and surulere stadium.

But if you are not in Lagos, find the equivalent of all these Lagos popular hotspots in your home state and paste all the above with her number.

On coded runs, attach all her pictures too or rip it from her sisters facebook page or her own page.

But I can bet my balls you don't have all these because you be better mugu.

Laughing Hysterically���. Boss you are naughty and nasty o.

I really like you. Nice 1

jawalis:
Mumu is your second name. You sent 11k to a b!tch you haven’t met because you want to fvck pusssy. Damn.
I wish I can create a female Facebook too maybe I’ll be luck to get someone who is as gullible as you

Please give him some break

sandraade:
I dont usually comment on things like this, but I was forced to comment by your foolishness of falling for such simple and common scams format

You are too harsh.

[quote author=Funkyswagzz post=91793460]Bro just forget that money it's gone. Have been there b4 like 3 times tho not up to such amount it's way too much. Just take it like a man and move on. I have made a decision of not sending anything to any girl again. It is totally wrong to send tfair to any lady u want to meet for the first time. If she ain't coming wiv her money den I'm not sending kobo to her.

The funny thing is the lady that scammed me actually fell for a scammer and hers was even 50k for her school stuff and the idiot still had the guts to ask me money for foodstuff. [/quote

Yes o. You cant scam people and you think that they wouldn't scam you back. You are just bluffing.

benzion72:
So no lady they your area, church, mosque, street na facebook you dey find. Bros you have low self esteem, go and work on that and stop being bitter

Please you are too harsh. What do you mean by low self esteem?

Mcslize:
Lol bro you Jonse o. Don't send money to a girl if she says she want to visit you.

When you meet a girl you like, first build a strong rapport with her to create some bonds with you. Any girl asking you for money to visit you is a typical scammer. A girl that is truly into you will never ask you for tfare to come see you. She will use her own money for tfare.

There was a lady I knew back then as at 2013 who was based in Lagos. We met online and we chat, do long hour calls on the phone and discussed so many things every ing day so much that she became so fond of me. You know all those bedroom kind of voice.

So one day she promised to come pay a visit. So I point blankly told her I have no tfare to give her and more so, there is so much stress over here just to scare her off so she won't come cuz I wasn't ready for all of those stuffs of having a lady to come crash in your house way back then. I told her they use to fetch water over here and she can't do that just to scare her off from coming. She said she is ready to fetch water even if the place is far. That by the way she was coming in a flight. Lol that I should not worry. She will handle all the bills o. Her Dad is wealthy.

I was surprised she truly wanted to come but of a truth, I wasn't ready for all of that back then. But I still discouraged her from coming in the end. She is now in USA.

So, what am I driving at? Never send a lady money to come see you if you know you've not created any bond or made her fond of you. She will disappoint you. It is only a lady you've created strong bond with that will never disappoint you if you choose to send her money. But the idea of sending a lady money in another State, town or city to come visit you is a foolish idea. Don't do it next time.

If it comes to worst, tell her to use her money, when she comes you will refund her. Shikena!

Nice one bro but why did you jonze the babe now?
She truly love you o

This is so sad. � ☹️

Rest well.

This very disheartening and disturbing. A young brilliant life cut short like that.

Rest well sister.

This is so damn sad.

Rest well Sister.

Let this bastard rot in prison.

THANK YOU FUNKE

Nice 1.

You are doing wonderful(Anikulapo Family).

Possiblegee:
if you see sarz with gun now you go fit talk ? Idiot

Cant you make your point without abusing? Must you insult others because they dont buy your ideas?

What type of person are you? Why are you a complete pillock?

alizma:

You are just ing madness. She doesn't know her right at all. Did you listen to the police man's question, do you notice that she was avoiding those questions? Non of the police maltreat her nor ask her for any payment so why the stupid display of madness? The fact a police office somewhere maltreat a Nigerian unjustly doesn't mean that all police men are the same and it doesn't also stand as an excuse for anyone to stop the police from carrying out their duties nor does it serve as an excuse to violate the law in whatever form.
If there is a genuine case of maltreatment I will be in of her for standing up to challenge such but on this very case, she has just display her level of madness and I am ashame d that some of you are so sentimental and emotional that you do not listen before ing judgement any more yet you want Nigeria to get better while you are thinking wrongly then tomorrow you blame the country's problem on leaders

The woman knows what they are up to. They are profiling based on looks and cars.

Those miserable sars are on the look out for easy prey in flashy cars. It is wrong to profile someone based on look and jump into conclusion that he is into yahoo yahoo. Such police behavior can only happen in Nigeria.

yinkus6750:
Aunty Kemi, take it easy o.
SARS are no respecter of person.
Don't be too bold and confrontational.
Only the living can defend themselves.
A word is enough for the wise

So we should all fold our arms and be quivering in fear because of SARS?

Well most Nigerians are cowards insense that there should have been a nationwide protest like the event that happened in US on George Floyd murder.