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With great joy and love in our hearts, We are pleased to announce the launch of Agentify: Find verified agents all over Nigeria.

Link: www.agentify.org

To learn more about Agentify, Visit: https://www.agentify.org/about

OR

Email: @agentify.org


Regards,
Agentify Development Team


For agents looking to , visit: https://www.agentify.org/businesses/sign_up

With great joy and love in our hearts, We are pleased to announce the launch of Agentify: Find verified agents all over Nigeria.

Link: www.agentify.org

To learn more about Agentify, Visit: https://www.agentify.org/about

OR

Email: @agentify.org


Regards,
Agentify Development Team


For agents looking to , visit: https://www.agentify.org/businesses/sign_up

Hello guys, take a look at my new blog. I will be posting programming tutorials on Ruby, Java and JavaScript.

The blog can be found here - https://polymathwhiz./


The tutorials are absolutely free

SirWere:
So, about a week or so ago; I started learning programming. I started with the basics: HTML; CSS and Javascript.

HTML was bulky at first because I was using normal Windows Notepad. It was not until I learn about HTML editors that Web development became intresting.

HTML became fun, rather than waste time typing tags in full; I just type some words and voilà, it appears!!!

I brushed through HTML feeling fly; and cocky.


Next came CSS. Even better than html because it gives you the chance to experiment with colors, backgrounds, pattern.

It also reduced the stress of creating tables, forms and the like.

All in all; a great language.


Next came Javascript. At first; I got exicted thinking it was JAVA, until I realized (was told actually); that it's not even related. That was a downer.

However, Javascript no be beans oo... Although, it's fairly easy to grab and has amazing capacities; The codes for it are a bit bulky and requires a bit of mental gymnastics to memorize the paths you take.

Javascript opened even more intresting applications...... I finally understood the javascript alert and could build basic arithmetic tables.

I can even write some basic equations.....all in Javascript.


After learning all those, I was happy. After all, I've learn how to create, beautify and perform operations on webpage. I'm set to build webpages, right



Wrong.



Little did I know that the monster called PHP was waiting for me.

From the beginning, it was boring.

From variables, strings, foreach loops,
mysql_real_escape_string.........

I would rather watch a 1927 chess match




So please, programmers in the house, tell me;


Why is PHP so boring


Is it a must I learn it


Are there alternatives



Cuz I feel like peeling my eyes out right now due to boredom.



*sighes*



Any advice, guys??

Try Ruby. Its as sexy as a girl

tk4rd:
Please make public the numbers of all these emergency outfits you mentioned for Niger State, and for all the states in Nigeria too..
Again,, make this app available for all the states in Nigeria.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.maplerad.emergencydirectory

Its a beautiful one that meets those criteria.

Here is a very nice distress app I use for android. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.maplerad.emergencydirectory

It's very handy and has numbers for all states in Nigeria.

For android - Java or Kotlin

Your forum development- HTML,CSS,JavaScript (Back end Node.js)/ruby/PHP/Python

Get a book to properly learn android or hit me up on twitter @d_invisible100 I'll put you through.

cc Fynestboi

This result of a friend's daughter shows you don't need to go to any top or expensive school to be intelligent.

Lol

Ladies will you marry this kind of man

stchrischu00:


@collinz2

do you know site where i can learn online and ebooks

Try {
Search for Head first Java pdf on google and
} catch {
Udacity or Codecademy for online tutorials
}

stchrischu00:
I am looking for someone that can train me on java and sql .i am willing to pay for it

Save your money... Books and documentations are your best bet

Version 1.1 is out... New features included.... Go AND SAVE SOMEONE

Jayke50:
Android and Software developers, I hail oooo.
Please I need Andro Studio and Unity 3d Software for my Windows 8 laptop (Most important is Andro Studio).
You can send it to my via email. My email is [email protected].
Thanks in Advance.

Go it... https://developer.android.com/studio/index.html

First Bank

dhtml18:
Give up screenshots please

Seun, please move this thing to FP

Done

NED is a FREE application that allows you to call Emergency Institutions in all states in Nigeria. NED was made to address the situation whereby people(Nigerians and tourist) find themselves in emergency situations and are unable to render help or be helped due to the fact that they don't know the numbers to call in times of need. With NED all you need to do is to click on the Institution to be called and the app pops up the number and then you place the call.

It is divided into 2 sections -

1) States View
2) Emergency numbers of the state selected


FEATURES:

- Modern and Intuitive interface

- Agile

- Simple to use

- Make emergency calls with a push of a button

- Continuous and updates of numbers


And many more features to come.


Note: Numbers found on app were gotten from the institutions published numbers and is subject to change.


Regards,

NED Development Team


PS: Please and share




Please NED, share and give a rating. Thanks



https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.maplerad.emergencydirectory






cc lalasticlala
seun
dhtml18

Mckayce:
Help me Java gurus.

Fulaman
sonoflucifer
dhtml
CC: EVERYONE
//PLEASE i find it very confusing when learning java and reading already made java programs ...... when reading my java tutorials i see main(String args[]) but when i look at programs i see main(String[] args)..

please which is correct or am i getting something wrong

Both of them are correct and that section is where the program starts execution from. There can only be one of that in a java program

dhtml18:

Jamb question!!!! Gbam!!!!!

Lol, next !!!!

teampregar:

Cool.. I am also 17, i learnt programming last year.. but i had the dream to learn programming since i was 14 tho(school no let me).. I knw javascript, php and java .

Nice we're together. Started last year but I have somehow managed to be fluent in about a dozen languages

dhtml18:
I can see we have very sensible people on this thread.
Anyone interested in connecting with me, or assisting Nairaland should connect via Facebook.com/dhtml5

Warning before you add me up on Facebook:
I know I am a great programmer and many people will want to add me, and a rough estimate of over 10,000 people have sent me friend requests from the time I ed Facebook. There is a reason my Facebook friends is 548 at the moment and never exceeds 600.

If you are a scammer, just stay off my profile (look for easier targets) - you have been warned.

Great programmer ? What makes you great ?

luben:
am a mechanical engineering student which programming language
will be best for me

C, C++ or MATLAB

The mistake you people make is there is no such thing as "I have Learned A Language". The most important thing is knowing how to use languages to solve your problems. I am not a pro programmer but I have used over 15 languages to solve different tasks and I believe that is the main thing. IMO tho'.

Edoziesmart:

document.write("hello world)

Syntax error

[quote author=aventura post=46818029]Hello everyone, I address this to the board of this section.

Now, I'm conversant with the computer basics but will like the take my computer education a step further. I'm currently saddled with a variety of options to choose from but I'd like some advice on the option to choose from or start with, what it entails and the reasons.

The options include;
Java
Oracle
Sol server
Web design
ccna
A+
Network
Visual Basic
Auto cad
Archicad
Mos
Linux



Programming with C. From there others.

aventura:
Hello everyone, I address this to the board of this section.

Now, I'm conversant with the computer basics but will like the take my computer education a step further. I'm currently saddled with a variety of options to choose from but I'd like some advice on the option to choose from or start with, what it entails and the reasons.

The options include;
Java
Oracle
Sol server
Web design
ccna
A+
Network
Visual Basic
Auto cad
Archicad
Mos
Linux

Your is highly needed.
Thanks

Programming with C. From there others.

Performance