NewStats: 3,264,449 , 8,183,744 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 07:01 AM 2369k

SultanOfAbia:
That twitter ban changed my life
My twitter was too nasty
i was following over 200 pornstars and onlyfans girls
If i open twitter home page all you see is posts of sex videos from all these pornstars plus the videos they are retweeting.
I was a chronic Fapster. I will fap and watch over 100 twitter porn

Until Buhari saved my life.
By banning twitter, i was to lazy to use vpn.
So i abandoned it.
Only God know how useless i would have been. If buhari didnt ban twitter.

Edit:
i just open twitter now
Looks like my hands are about to get busy

porn and masturbation is poison better stop now..the earlier the better

Lol

Lol

ayomikuolatunji:
I just applied now..pray for favour.
I am a web developer with good experience.

bros abeg which one is 'first degree'?

ILoveDemMANNA:
I hope our youths tap into this.
This is a Very Good opportunity to the good and savvy web developers we have here on Nairaland.
I wish all the applicants all the very best.


Mr Seun Osewa, kindly edit the bolded in red.
I guess it is an oversight.
Thank you.

Bro please what does 'first degree' mean?

It's hard to be caring when you don't even exist to begin with

Ishilove:

Prayer is a mode of communication between man and the supernatural. Your disbelief does not change the immutable reality of the spiritual. I, personally have never tried to convince anyone about God's existence and the power of prayer, and I'm not about to start now.

Good night, Sharon.

because you fkin can't.

Lilsameey:
You wan dey copy Oyinbo, shey your forefathers dey celebrate am?
Abi u sef dey celebrate Halloween?

And you believe your forefathers celebrated Christmas and easter?

cc slawomir

One word. "Grace".

You have not cashed out because you lack god's grace.

Apparently God has updated the prerequisites for the recipients of his much talked about 'grace' and yahoo boys who are desperate to cash out and spend their money on 'banis' with big nyansh and iphone are now eligible to enjoy his incomparable grace.

This comes as more and more yahoo boys attribute their success in siphoning money from innocent people and rendering the lives completely useless to God's 'everlasting grace'.

A yahoo boy who identified himself as 'Tanana' spoke with our correspondent:
"E don reach 9 years wey I don dey press, but since then I neva cash out, and all this while I no dey go church. Na one of my bani from deeper life come carry me go her church, na there I jam one of my manchi wey come give me format, come pray for me . E no reach 2days wey I use that format bomb, as I wake up for morning, my client just ask for my btc wallet. As I drop my aza, na so him just wire me 30k dolls. Money wey I no expect. I give god all the glory"

1. Because it creates discrepancies in their financial architecture as the "controversial" holiday stands directly between "Christmas choppings" and their November cashout.

2. Because it's not among the occultic holiday we prefer to emulate from the ancient vikings like Sunday, moonday, Odin's day (Wednesday), Thor's day, yuletide (Christmas) and easter.

3. Because the average Nigerian who has from his/her government, gotten nothing more than N300 and 1bottle of palm oil doesn't have much to be thankful for.

4. Because it has no religious intonation, and anything other than workers day when lazy pot bellied Nigerians will sleep for the whole day is seen as 'strange' and heavily castigated.

Thank you.

360clips:
I started using the app and I've made about 74,000coins which I thought was $74 by the time I sent it to my Payeer I only got 0.74$. You have to make millions of coins to make profit, making thousands is nothing. You have to spend money to make money. If you ain't got money don't waste your time.

Lol..so how long did it take to make these 74000coins?

Some months ago my friend and I were in a basketball court on one crowded, bubbly Saturday morning. A woman came in with her daughter who seemed to be a newbie learning to play basketball and after I observed her, I told my guy I ired her, he pointed at her to confirm if she was the one I was talking about, and when I said yes, he called me a paedophile.

I asked him why and he said "that girl looks about 16 years old" which actually never occurred to me, but I wouldn't disagree much with, and at the time, I was just a few months past my 19th birthday.

There are some 15year old girls who look way older than their age and are actually more sexually mature than some 22year olds.

There are guys in their late 20s who find girls below 21 repulsive. But I've always wondered if it's the age/number that turns them off, or the look of the girl that does. Will they lose their attraction for a sexy 23yo looking girl, when they find out she is just 18?

Those same guys will castigate their mates who say they attracted to an 18year old girl. In fact nowadays some guys see it as a bragging right that they aren't attracted to younger girls.

The hard truth is that everybody's biology is different, bacause I don't like what you like doesn't make me a bad person and doesn't make you better than me. Go to some white countries and see 13yo girls looking like 26yo mom's.

Age isn't written in faces and people shouldn't be quick to tag one a paedo until questions have been asked and actions have been taken.

All insults, and meaningful contributions are welcome

BigSarah:
Why do you need security guard at cementry ?

Beacuse people are dying to get in.

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up

ChromeHK3:
Readdf

Scammer. If you could do all these, you won't be wasting your energy here spamming nairaland. You should be a multimillionaire by now

Serious?

JerryBizz:

Hey... attractive profile photo there. I just donated a like. Melanin and slimish- thick frame is such a good look on dark toned ladies. A good spec. Take that as a compliment, ma'am

Simp..tufiakwa.. Na una dey send gf of 2days N20,000,000 by mistake. When dem leave you go come cry here.

Zoogeria

Really

R

Tajbol4splend:



You will wail till you die, see you been wailing since your daddy left power in 2015

I agree with you my Yoruba Muslim brother, we will show them shege like we did in 2015 so that they will keep waiting even if we are suffering more than them

Herbivorous oily skulled Muslims won't listen, we want to bring in another vegetable just to "shoe Igbos shege" maybe that is why cow head is more expensive than our gallopy skulls in Jankara human parts market

Prayfortheworld:

You always preach about end time. Your own Christianity no dy teach you about giving?
I see a lot of people here asking for help but you over look them and keep preaching about your end time.

Being a born again Christian is all about sacrifice, giving not always about preaching. When Christ was in this world he sacrificed a lot he helped the needy. He did not only preach about the father he made people understand what being a Christian really means.

You make a lot of people on this forum make mockery of Christianity and that's not right.
Keep the Bible aside go and watch ion of Christ and see what being a born again Christian really means.

You must be a deeper life member because those people can preach the word of God from now till tomorrow but they're very heartless and wicked.

PS: This world is not going to come to an end once you're dead That's your own end. so stop this end time of a thing .

it's not even about watching ion of Christ. Let him watch national geographic and understand that some things are just part of nature, they were here before we came and will remain after we go. An ss1 biology textbook will do him a lot of good. Religion without sense will always lead to extremism both in thoughts, actions and foolish assertions

venabili:
Fraudulent preacher on the beat. It is deceitful to post a story with one and comment with another. I guess deception is part of Righteousness2 creed. A deceptive soul is not a born again soul and will enter hellfire

it's seriously ridiculous. Tomorrow he will fart and claim the world is about to end because of the bad smell. How do people end up like this??

Righteousness2:


We Live in very crazy and abnormal times.

This is quite Similar to the Plague of Grasshoppers and Locust GOD ALMIGHTY used to ravage the land of Egypt, just before HE took HIS People away.

Folks! It's so visible to us the world is not normal anymore. We are in the Last of the Last Moments.
Get your ways right with JESUS Christ before it becomes too late.

Every small thing means the world is ending for this ignoramus. Even migration and mating rituals that have been going on for millions of years before me and you came to this earth is an indication of rapture. This just goes to show you how religion will always appeal to foolish, ignorant and uneducated buffoons.

Good

Divoc19:
You just inspired me to do same

fine girl you no go send 10k too? Make I drop my aza?

Lol

philiancoop:


Good for you, you will keep on growing with time if you keep building.
And again there are people richer than you in church, giving 10%

And they will be alot richer if they keep that 10% in their pockets or use it to take one young boy away from the streets

garriAndsugar:
Old pictures..

Where's davido's beard and current fleet of chains??

the photo is only meant to decieve we cylindrically mouthed Muslims with foam in our skulls