NewStats: 3,264,416 , 8,183,664 topics. Date: Wednesday, 11 June 2025 at 12:58 AM 2f3g4l

hazugo:
I can smell pee and poo just by looking at Tinubu,I can bet he poo on himself that is why no video,only edited pictures.


Very stupid set of people. They will tell u Tinubu transformed Lagos without FG, that Lagos IGF is higher than that of USA, and i ask myself, whats the benefit of that IGF when a common man in Lagos is living a hell of a life ranging from traffic jam, extortion, high cost of living, harassment, some are even living in slum, to mention a few. Yeye unreasonable youths outsmarted by an old desperate man.

Leave nah! Na by force to live in Lagos?

Go back to your village in Isi Uzo abi na Ekwulobia?

Lagos is hard but Nyanmuri no wan leave.

Bravetunde:
I can smell pee and poo just by looking at Tinubu,I can bet he poo on himself that is why no video,only edited pictures.

Severe, bone-racking pain.

We understand.

Ndi OBItuary

Authority1o1:
Okay...

Obi was not even in Nasarawa, but the match held in his was more heartwarming than this 50-man gathering despite the fact that Tinubu was there.

Meanwhile, how can anyone want Nigeria to be like Lagos? The Lagos that is the second most inhabitable city in the world or the one that is terribly slow in development due to the fact that Tinubu has the IGR in his back pocket?

Is that what he wants to do to Nigeria?

Lagos is inhabitable and Pitoobi has a house address there. Anambra that is a habitable paradise, Obi cannot live there. As inhabitable as Lagos is, Nyanmuri from Potopoto Republic won't leave even if you tie them and drop them in Onitsha.

You sure say you no need your medication?

fulaniHERDSman:
To spread senseless AGBERO nationwide

Hooooobiii!!!

Ntoooor

Oya, call Pitoobi and gather Obituarists make una go meet Ojukwu

Visit na visit

We already know that now! Peter Obi is a kindergarten politician. Those guys are making fun of him but he does not have a discerning mind.

God1000:
It's good to show remorse but he should step down from his role before he will be fully forgiven

Why should he step down

NaijaRoyalty:
The "E mi Lo'kan" slaves will soon land here with there negative mindset to thrash talk this fact but they will be disgraced

As e dey pain Dem, Na so E dey sweet us

Turn the craps he has put together and turn it into votes come 2023.

He has said nothing. He only whined. He proffered no solution. The era of bamboozling people with rhetorics is over. The question we ask now is how exactly do you want to do it differently.

NaijaRoyalty:


Obi is the person Mr macaroni says preach peace and calmness

Tinubu is the one telling everyone "Emi lo kan" as if Nigeria belongs to him and anyone that refuses to him will either be tagged Igbo or Ipob

It is good that Mr Macaroni voice out on the threat to his life before they do to him what they did to Late Funsho Williams

Abi o. The same way Ikemba Ojukwu was poisoned.

Yinmu

All colour, no creativity!

OMYKROIN:


Ok, first class vegetable ; hope you've drank your dose of tinubu undiluted urine?

Drinking Tinubu's urine is way better than what you do with Nnamdi Kanu's anus . I hope you have sucked enough shit from his anus today?

Your lord and saviour who is currently eating beans

Trinitycian:


Everybody na obituary to una.

Meanwhile, tell your Mynd44 and Seun to move other threads to front page. No be only Tinubu ers dey nairaland

Sifia pain

This forum is called NAIRALAND, not Biafra land

We don't promote IPIG here.

This is serious!

God rest their souls.

Reinaldo:


Gbenu soun. Omo jati-jati ti o gba eko Nile.

Ma tele Tinubu Kiri bi onibara

Mechie onu gi

Onyi beribe

Mkpi

Reinaldo:


Ethnic bigotism has blinded you. I am more Yoruba than you whether you like it or not. True Yorubas stand for equity and justice...you're obviously not a true Yoruba person or you didn't learn the culture.

I am glad you know the way of Yorubas.

Now, run along and advise your Nyanmuri people to be civil while they Pitoobi.

We are only responding in equal measure.

Reinaldo:


I can see why you're a Tinubu er now. All it takes is an empty head.

Typical of an ogbonge Nyanmuri Obituarist

Russi:
SLAVE

That's why you respect the most wicked bunch to their own people.

Lol!

You have just been resuscitated from your Mkpuruh mmiri induced trance

Welcome back

Reinaldo:


Motigbo o. Oya write yours.

All those crude Yoruba you learnt while hawking gala on the streets of Lagos

Reinaldo:
Eeya..so that is how APC will just cease to exist in 2023. Obidients should we take it easy on them and let them still exist as small opposition party after 2023?

What's this one saying?

Mkpurumiri at work

You too can show us where Ikpeazu is commissioning N500 per new baby project in Abiya naah

Penguin2:
Tinubu’s PA

Yeah, a Tinubu PA who is performing.

All the governors in Potopoto Republic put together haven't done 10% of what he has done.

Action Governor! A product of Jagaban of Nigeria.

Yeah, this is how we campaign!

This is the reason why Pitoobi cannot leave Lagos and return to Anambra. This is why the Nyanmuri Obituarists will not leave Lagos and return to their Potopoto Republic. They love good life, so they must remain in Lagos.

But despite all the goodies they enjoy in Lagos courtesy of Asiwaju and his offsprings, they must hate on him.

Am I surprised? NO! It's in their blood.

We no send them sha.

Jagaban, the slayer of Nyanmuris.

Also Rock is sure come 2023!

Reinaldo:


Wow... your ethnic bigotism has obviously led to psychosis. Pele o. Oluwa wa pelu e.

You can't even write correct Yoruba

Reinaldo:


Won so fu e wipe Omo Igbo ni mi abi?

You guys are bigots. Once you see someone ing Peter Obi then he's automatically Igbo. E go shock you and APC.

The fact that you speak Yoruba or write Yoruba does not make you a Yoruba man. You could be one of the early gala sellers in Lagos or you were born there.

Totilopussylick:
Nyanmuri may not be happy about this


And may shock to death

Penguin2:
I can tell you for free that Wike is not defecting from PDP but even he does, it would be to Labour Party.

Tinubu BATstards should stop salivating over Wike. Dude will never work for their Emilokan BATstard and his Muslim Muslim ignominy of a ticket.

Wike is Obidient.

So,so naive

ThrownBack:
I have stopped being a Tinubu follower, I will vote for Peter Obi and ensure that we repair 7 years of suffering which we made Nigeria people to endure.

Please forgive me and every other APC member.

Yinmu! When were you ever a Tinubu follower?

With or without 5 percenters from Nyanmuri land, Tinubu is Nigeria's president come 2023

Reinaldo:
They have failed. APC that cannot even get their campaign strategy right are trying to tell Nigerians that APC is the party to save Nigerians from APC. See confusion.

We only know Peter Obi. He's the real change all true Nigerian seek.

So, Nigeria is no longer a zoo? So, cry is no longer about leflendum but erection?

Nyanmuri want to reap where you guys did not sow.

Na lie. Iro le pa.

arejibadz:
Nothing's stopping obi from becoming president of Biafra next year

Where is Pitoobi national campaign headquarters?

Nyanmuri, over to you.

OMYKROIN:


All these worthless followers of the smelly pig prophet mohamed sef, their IQ baffles even cows.

Yinmu!

Nyanmuri OSU 3rd class citizen cannot be the president of Nigeria but the social media Republic of Biafra.

ajekpaks:


Lol na this unknown bishop dey give you hope?

we wey dey street know wassup...

If that same bishop had endorsed Pitoobi, he would have been your father in the Lord, shey?

Awon Obituarists aye

nedu666:
Fake news from tinubu urchins.

Mazi Shinedu Nyanmuri, why don't you visit his Instagram page to confirm?

OSU Obituarist