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TemporaryHansel: Call it what it is. They are fair-weather stans. 1 Like 1 Share |
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BlueRayDick: Failure is an orphan. ![]() ![]() ![]() Ogogo ni Owo Blow (40 characters addendum). 3 Likes 2 Shares |
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BlueRayDick: It is called situation renovation, and you are talking to the Victor ludorum of that. It is like a guy who boasts about how great his gf is, only to catch one of his guys cuddling her. He then boasts it is only cuddle you cuddled, only to next catch them knacking her. He then boasts that na nacking una nack, you no give am bele, only for the girl to be impregnated by his guys. The level of goalpost shifting and situation renovation is both highly and deeply impressive. 11 Likes 4 Shares |
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swiz123: Hehehehe. All day, every day. Meanwhile. Lord PropagANDAM. Eku ise o! ![]() ![]() ![]() I have heard of speech renovation, but your level of situation renovation is unparalleled since the days of Squealer in Animal Farm. 9 Likes 2 Shares |
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swiz123: ![]() ![]() ![]() I know say you go corner am. I schooled in Yaba (100L) and Mushin (200L-600L). I saw that drop from moving bus move dozens of times and even implemented it on occasion myself. Those area boys dey apply Law of Inertia without knowing. 2 Likes |
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LordAdam16: Shokolokobangoshe. (40 characters limit escape).
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raumdeuter: Around 20km/hr is the sweet spot. Under that speed should be okay. Land with broad based gait and lean back slightly and keep running for a few seconds. * If you don 30, or you don marry and get pot belly, no try am o. |
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Ibime: Na you no apply Newtown. Na something wey those area boys dey apply without knowing. If you are jumping from a moving bus what you must NEVER do is jump and stand still. That is what makes you lose balance or tear your ACL. You have to jump and keep running for the first few meters. Once a bus has reached under 20km/hr it is fair game to jump down. The only thing is to make sure there are no pedestrians or roadside traders that will impede your landing. You land and run for about 3-4 secs and you are good. It is a simple sturvs. 4 Likes |
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TemporaryHansel: Very impressive description. Ajobiewe vs Chris Brown dance off. Who will win? (40 characters quota addendum). 2 Likes 1 Share |
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TemporaryHansel: ![]() ![]() ![]() Everybody saw that yarns but let it go but Diggz said NO! Not on my watch. |
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izzou: When he started by asking angelic and saintly questions i already knew where he was headed. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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raumdeuter: The guy say make i bring evidence of meeting 10m Nigerians. Like say i be blogger or YouTuber wey dey record all my interactions. He has said he is not ready to agree. ![]() |
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izzou: That is why i said you don't have to agree na. LOL 1 Like |
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izzou: You don't have to agree, my guy. ![]() 1 Like |
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izzou: You modified a statement to your own desire and then started attacking and criticizing it. The point is not about EVERY Nigerian being this or that. The point is that the politicians are indicative or representative of the people. They are only doing their own on a larger and more high-profile scale. This all started from the claim that the politicians were different from the people, not a statistical exercise on whether 95% or 87.46% of Nigerians were wicked. 7 Likes |
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They should go and search for and then burn the shrine that converts saintly Nigerian people to demonic Nigerian politicians. What a soothing fantasy. ![]() ![]() ![]() 6 Likes 1 Share |
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izzou: Thanks for the trust. I am not sure about you sha. ![]() ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
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A country is producing corrupt and wicked politicians in bulk, generation after generation BUT somehow miraculously the general population that is producing these politicians is totally different.
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izzou: The Nigerian that had the influence to do it, did it. The Nigerians that have the influence to block road for parties have been doing it for decades. The ones that think they can block the road with their car, while other motorists beg them when they are in the wrong have been doing it for years. The ones that will hold the key to the staff toilet so that they can have access to a clean toilet while other staff have to go elsewhere, do it. The ones using hospital ambulance to transport esteemo are doing it. Everybody is doing what his/her power can carry. 9 Likes 2 Shares |
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raumdeuter: 100%. Private citizens blocking the road with their cars and refusing to allow other cars , even though they are in the wrong. Chilling in their Benz SUV thinking they do not have to listen to these Toyota and Honda driving rabble. People begging "oga, please now, just reverse a little so that other cars can move". Oshiomole just did it at the level available to him, just like most other Nigerians do. The idea that once people become political leaders, they enter one shrine or room, and their entire personality/character/value system gets an instantaneous demonic overhaul, is a soothing fantasy. Power does not change people. It only reveals who they truly are. 9 Likes 3 Shares |
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Theflint1: Diggz dey dangerous. Anytime you see him asking questions so peacefully you have to take your time. |
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diggz: ![]() ![]() ![]() See as you dey ask question like saint. E be like say you don set one trap somewhere. Who no know you for this thread? 6 Likes |
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BlueRayDick: Yeah, i was not addressing the sabotage angle. And you hit the nail on the head. Embezzlement is not a Nigerian word after all. It is all about the rate and audacity. Even politicians abroad are said to be corrupt. One of my neighbors was complaining about corruption here a couple of months ago and the Nigerians amongst us were just smiling. The guy no understand say there are levels to corruption. 3 Likes |
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GloriousGbola: The head gateman at one private hospital i worked at around 2007-2008 was in charge of buying diesel and starting the generator. The guy used to siphon both the funds meant for diesel and the diesel itself. I will be on night shift and the guy will put the gen off latest by 10pm claiming there is no fuel. His usual pattern was to wait until the MD finishes seeing patients. Immediately the MD's car drives through the gate the gen goes off. Meanwhile the guy will be pocketing all the extra money. If you see where this guy is analyzing and criticizing the government, you will think he is another Gani Fawehinmi. |
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KingTom: No be fight na. Me i was just commenting on the makanaki something. ![]() ![]() ![]() If you see how my mum was nearly having panic attack when she visited me over making sure she had US dollars to drop for airport officials in Nigeria. Fellow ordinary Nigerians o. Not politicians. All the examples i gave that day were not hypotheticals but some of the examples i personally witnessed from about 15-20 years ago in Nigeria. 7 Likes 1 Share |
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BlueRayDick: Bankers normally divert funds. Drivers normally run away with company goods. Site managers normally sell off construction materials. We however expect this society that has people from all works of life normally and fraudulently obtaining whatever they can get their hands on to produce politicians that will not normally embezzle public funds. It is a makanaki something. 6 Likes |
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09: If a few of those 12 people become local government chairmen or commissioners in the future, people will start acting shocked and asking why Nigerian politicians are wicked. 3 Likes |
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patrickmuf: Since Sane's ACL injury he has not been the same. It changed him from lightning fast to just another player with decent speed. It also altered the trajectory he was on in his last 2 seasons at City. For a player whose strength was that speed and not supreme technical ability, that was the beginning of the end. |
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BlueRayDick: Cancer until proven otherwise. |
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Ibime: I suspected this for years the way actors in movies just jump up from bed, brush their teeth, and head off to work. When i got to the abroad i confirmed it. It's tough. 3 Likes |
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Ronaldo should chill on the Botox. To shout for joy don become WAEC for am.
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Lamine Yamal wear ring of power for this game.
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