NewStats: 3,263,802 , 8,181,442 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 12:14 AM 26v14

Sirkingsnado:



When are they gona return my uncle

He travel to Sweden got married and that's the end

Your uncle.

O ti lo.

He said the gesture was “aimed at alleviating the suffering of the impoverished,” pledging to pay the dowries for the bridegrooms and have procured materials for the mass marriage.

Orphaned children, Who he wan pay dowries to? Haha!!!

Putindbutt:
IMF dey mad, the way they interfere in our affairs is crazy. Are they the one paying the subsidy on our behalf?. Ukraine and Gaza need loans but na African matter go kill them.

But una dey run to them go borrow money. If you no fit meet your debt obligation, una go con dey plead for debt forgiveness. Wen wetin you suppose meet your debt obligation, you don use am pay subsidies to enrich some other people and you are here thinking they don't know what they are saying.

iCauseTrouble:
Someone should kindly educate me. What is the usefulness of National Awards?

In Nigeria you put on the wall to shelter wall gecko.

Sonnobax15:

Na dem sabi..

Anything wey don concern neighbor finish,my preek no dey scratch me reach that side....I dey always dey set and as well maintain boundaries cuz any form of compound relationship dey always dey lead to high level of see-finish..

No be their fault. Na hard raining season dey lead to this kind encounter.

This one is not dead now. This one is in deep sleep after ashewo gave him some hot rounds.

May be he was thinking he would be able to offload American wotowoto the Russian punany but ... in Russia e ge as e be.

Agba P.
Agba baller
Agba Awo
Baba Agba

America must dream of Putin before waking up every morning.

Respect

Why has it taken them this long to generate this grand lie? All they need is to click the APC ex-lying-machine button and just the lie.

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ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
People like us nor get heart wen anybody go break because we watched closely with kin interest

franchasofficia:
Useless story that only happened in the Op's imagination.


What do you foolish story writers take Nigerians for; dimwits?


You guys will sit in the corner of your face me I face you and start to conjure inexistent story out of hunger, malnutrition and hopelessness induced by Tinubu's malistration.


Foolish op


If you cannot get Amaka, Nnamdi, Chibuzor and Ijeoma to come on a live TV programme to swear by Amadioha that this c0ck and bull story truly happened to them, then expect Amadioha to visit you in 4 Eke Market days from today

Weather the story is real or fake, shits like this have happened many times. What is important are the lesson learnt.

As for me, there is nothing like moving on without payback.

folake4u:


I walk a distance of 7km (10,000 steps) on a daily basis and in the evenings because I live a sedentary lifestyle.

If I tell you where I dey trek to and fro for Lagos, you go shock.

When I get back home, na sleep get me.

How come you come senior me for trekking?

Remman:
Lol! Please hike it and see how the alternatives begin to be patronised.

I just bought three free to air disc one for Movies, one for news and the other for sports. I don't even know much about it or how it works because my son introduced it to me. But it cost us 300k+ for purchase and installations. Started using since november and up till now, we've paid no dime for subs because there ain't any. I wonder why people can't just switch.

Godwin4444:
So sorry I don’t have any fake rip to give

How do people look at themselves up to that level?
U started getting fat go d extent u realize u are finding it hard to walk n u can’t hit d gym?
It got so bad u became bedridden n u want people to pity u

I don’t even want to believe in any gene or hereditary bullshit

This guy killed himself

Me that can trek 2km on a daily basis.

DataMina:

Any device that generates or receives power should be designed to have a vent or heat sink. Reason being to prevent damage to the electrical circuit

And more importantly, the batteries.

SonofElElyonRet:
But what kind of pot would contain a full grown woman to burn (cook) her like this? That's a cauldron o... a favourite of witches

Them dey where cloth ni, You no see werin she wear for picture. She don where plenty cloth be dat. Always competing to gain the attention of the next available married man.

Fikkoski:
Why should we keep loving those who don't love us?
Why should we keep respecting people who don't respect us?
Why are we afraid to lose people who do not value us?

You know exactly what to do but you are acting confused because you are afraid of doing it!

Unclebayo:
a cheating partner will always be a cheating partner, if you forgive her and you catch her cheating again she will blame you for forgiving the last time.... You don't know woman, she can even kill you because of that your boss.

Be a man!

word

zed7:
Some people are wired to cheat. They don't cheat because they lack love, care, attention or money. They cheat because they're used to it, or had some traumatic or damaged childhood.

Marriage is not a repair ground for damaged people. That's why it's very important to try and get it right before marriage. I still believe if you look properly and are not blinded by emotions, one can always spot a red flag.

It's left for you to move on or be managing a cheating wife. No one can decide for you. For me, I know the obvious choice.

Ynix:


Do all you can to record all their conversations, pretend as if all is well and after that call for a special meeting preferably on her birthday and invite your parents, her parents and the boss of yours then show up all the evidences, and keep Mute after

Iykegodslove:


The bond i tie with my children is very strong. Even though it happens that i am not their biological father, they remain my children. So, DNA not needed. Thanks

Unfortunately, You have wasted so much of everybody's time.

Proudman1:
So, I received a good amount of money into my first bank .

And they automatically freeze the .

Something less than 100k.

So, I went to the bank to find out what the issue was about and they said I need to do KYC documentation.

My NIN and BVN are already with this people and I've been using this same since 2015!

Ok, let me do the KYC na, they say my name doesn't match and I need to swear affidavit.

I went to court to do affidavit and then they submitted it and ask me to come back next week Wednesday.

The thing sha weak me because I no get any money to sustain myself till that Wednesday.

But the worst is the utility bill requirements. The ask me to come with NEPA bill. I told her that I stay in the university hostel.

The next thing she said was that I should go to the university management and collect their NEPA bill and bring it to them

I was like how in hell will that be possible? 🤷

Right now, I don't know what step to take sha. Because who for school management go gree give student school NEPA bill to go complete the student's bank ?

Though not too sure, you can use another bank statement in place of something like utility bill.

kings59:
A mother is the subject, her daughter is the object, because = is the emphasis, she was drunk was the reason for the action.

Her daughter was drunk.

He threw the fruit away because it was bad.

Help us rewrite the English if the mother was the one who was drunk.

Remman:
Not enough reason to cheat. There's no love in it. Why not tell him what you want and you both discuss about it? My elderly father used to take a doctor's recommended erection drug for elderlies in order to settle my elderly mother in the other room and they both are happy. Why can't this woman help the husband?

A cheater today was a cheater from birth. To easily know if you can actually cheat, check your life from childhood, if you've stolen meat from the pot, you can cheat. However, self control is what shows who you really have become (who you now are).

This one can't change. She may still cheat after this. DNA test is advised for the man's children.

Which DNA again after she has confessed?

I000Capacity:
The way to go is to fix an iron net barricade across some of the areas where compliance is low. This will complement the effort of the officials carrying out the enforcement.”

Agreed. This is what was implemented at Panseke, Abeokuta. This will avoid pursuing potential offenders unto on-coming motorists.

iampeterben:

I like Multi Choice if you nor like the increment switch to Startimes or any other ones.

Even StarTimes do hike their sub charges

iwaeda:


Those feminists defending, will realise many women prefer toxic relationship, to one without spice.

miketayo:


What is the sense in what you wrote?
What exactly are they regulating.. I have attended N conference in Abuja, it's a complete waste of time.
What larger picture of development, in IT you either know it or you don't.

Don't mind them, I.T. which is very dynamic, is what they want to regulate. If they don't have better policies to formulate, they should leave the job and return all the salaries they collected.

hopefulLandlord:
Work hard to make your heart's desires come true. praying is a futile attempt. there's been no single study that points to prayer being useful. Templeton Foundation (a religious group) ran a study and found that prayers are useless

You would have the same success praying to a milk jug as you do praying to god; the milk jug sometimes answers your prayer the way you want to, sometimes not and sometimes the answer is delayed. See the problem here? If things turn out the way you want them to, you say it was because you prayed. If not, it's because god knows what's best and you didn't pray for the right thing. Or, if it happens 10 years later and you say god answered your prayer, it was just delayed. This is nonsense. You would have the exact same effect doing nothing.

Praying to almighty God is not nonsense. It is overzealous people who have made prayer seem to be what you now make of it. Especially when it comes to prosperity. Man is naturally religious, whether he knows it or not. Man will worship something at some point in his life, even an atheist. So, if a man worships a goat and is blessed, even when the goat disappoints, he continues to worship the goat until something else changes his inclination.

So it is best to give our worship to one by means of which there is existence in the first instance. That makes sense. Nevertheless, how you go about it is another school of thought.

C2Ok:
As far as a same sex couple can’t procreate, then their madness isn’t sustainable, they will eventually die off as evolution progresses, I doubt their numbers would be significantly high in the next 700 years.
Nature will almost always prevail.

Science has gone beyond the idea that the same sex can't procreate. If the world will evolve this is one of many signs, though I don't believe in the Evo theory. And if the current world will come to its end, it is a ed sign.

Kajaard:
What do women really want?

Small gbola, they insult you

Big gbola they run away

Average gbola is not enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqUvc8tmKN0&list=PLMhMMYPnlB5xyuHQcc2-5scYZqXd7qGcI&index=2

uncleck:

As a man, the value bestowed on you by the society is inversely proportional to the perceived amount of money you control. Get rich you'll see friends everywhere. Get broke you'll see how lonely you'd be

You mean directly proportional.

MrBrownJay1:
many go to the gym to look for their next client/BF etc, not to actually train... and unless your mind is at the wrong place, why should you care?

BTW if a man has made up his mind to "make the heavenly race" then it shouldnt really matter to him what these babes are wearing. thats just temptation like any other out there (whether at the gym, at the club or at the supermarket)

Those genders. In the biblical of King David, Who know whether it was Beersheba who had been planning to seduce the king, and when the opportunity presented itself, when men were out to fight war, she chose to bathe in a spot that would gain the attention of the king because definitely where she took her bath was not a regular place.

If you think somebody who has the mission to make heaven cannot fall to their manipulation, go and ask King David.