NewStats: 3,263,806 , 8,181,458 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 June 2025 at 01:35 AM 3t3x1o

richeyy: @op: what makes you think he wears the same shirt everyday? He prolly has loads of them

And if you too shy to tell him he stinks, try covering your nose and mumbling all through the time he's around you

LOL!

sexkillz: Buy him another shirt.


And are you seriously telling me that because of this PIG hitting on you, ALL GUYS wear clothing repeatedly for days? Is everything ok?

I didn't just say that only because of him. I have also noticed some guys do that especially with their night wears. They over wear these things to the point of... However, I am wrong to generalize it.

jhydebaba: Lmao the guy actually tot u gave him the green light with ur compliment just try and compliment him again, this time, tell him he stinks more than a pig he'll surely desist.

Seriously, he stinks worse than a pig. And other people keep telling him he is the finest guy @ church . To me, he isn't anyway, worse still, with that attitude.

Lovetinz: Would have been ok if you titled your post 'Why does[b]My guy[/b]..' rather than 'Why do guys..'

As for your stinking stalker, ask him whether he just got a job with the waste disposal board and come back to post his comments and the look on his face here.

As for you. How many times have I told you to complement men. Not compliment them?

Okay:
1. He is not "my Guy". In short, that would be a taboo!
2. . That would be downright funny and completely wicked of me...
3. Complement wat! I don't think I'll even haave the patience to do dat.

I actually regret complimenting this guy's shirt!
Ok! 3 weeks back I saw this guy(a church member who happens to be my dept head) with this Long sleeve shirt. It was new and I liked the design, so I complimented him. Well, that was where I went wrong because for the past 3 weeks I have being haunted for not less than 15 days with this same shirt on him!
The most annoying part is that ever since then, he keeps popping up at my house, uninvited with this same shirt day by day! I mean,this shirt stinks already! It's so bad that I have to open my curtains each time he comes to let out d odour and he doesn't not seem to have noticed on his part.
One major problem is that he is hitting on me and I don't like him. He had actually being doing dat since mid last year, and then I I grew cold on him just to dissuade him and it worked, he kept off my tail(or at least that was what I thought).Regrettably, I went ahead with my big mouth and complimented his shirt, now he won't let me be.
If I could just get him to stop coming to my house everyday... Wow!
And for the records the shirt is now like scary movie to me( especially with the accompanying odour )
What on earth do I do now? I am tired, did I tell you he was @ my house again today?

"Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen This is
Captain Akpos speaking. On behalf of my crew
I'd like to welcome you aboard NIGERIA Airways
flight 331 from LAGOS to LONDON.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000
feet midway across the Atlantic. "If you look
out of the windows on the starboard side of
the aircraft, you will observe that both the
starboard engines are on fire. "If you look out
of the windows on the port side, you will
observe that the port wing has fallen off. "If
you look down towards the Atlantic ocean,
you will see a little yellow life BOAT with three
people in it waving at you. "That's me your
captain, My friend Bovi the co- pilot, and one of the
air hostesses.

This is a recorded message.

Have a good flight!

"Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen This is
Captain Akpos speaking. On behalf of my crew
I'd like to welcome you aboard NIGERIA Airways
flight 331 from LAGOS to LONDON.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000
feet midway across the Atlantic. "If you look
out of the windows on the starboard side of
the aircraft, you will observe that both the
starboard engines are on fire. "If you look out
of the windows on the port side, you will
observe that the port wing has fallen off. "If
you look down towards the Atlantic ocean,
you will see a little yellow life BOAT with three
people in it waving at you. "That's me your
captain, My friend Bovi the co- pilot, and one of the
air hostesses.

This is a recorded message.

Have a good flight!

"Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen This is
Captain Akpos speaking. On behalf of my crew
I'd like to welcome you aboard NIGERIA Airways
flight 331 from LAGOS to LONDON.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000
feet midway across the Atlantic. "If you look
out of the windows on the starboard side of
the aircraft, you will observe that both the
starboard engines are on fire. "If you look out
of the windows on the port side, you will
observe that the port wing has fallen off. "If
you look down towards the Atlantic ocean,
you will see a little yellow life BOAT with three
people in it waving at you. "That's me your
captain, My friend Bovi the co- pilot, and one of the
air hostesses.

This is a recorded message.

Have a good flight!

gogetter09: 35172905bj dagry Examination Centre: PERSONAL DETAILS Surname: First Name: Middle Name: Registration Number: Examination Number: Muritala Saheed Bolaji Aggregate = 163 Physics = 38; Chemistry = 38; Biology = 39; Use of English = 48;
First Name: Middle Name: Registration Number: Examination Number: Adeyanju Maryann Abiodun Ogun Abeokuta-North Female 36484866AI Aggregate = 164 Mathematics = 37; Economics = 39; Commerce = 48; Use of English = 40;

Thanks a lot.

Please, kindly check for my friend, I av tried using my phone but I keep getting the error thing, plus I don't av a china phone. The Reg no is 36484866AI. Thanks a bunch

Pleeeease, kindly help with checking for my friend. I have tried helping her but it is giving an error report. Reg no is 36484866AI. Thanks

'IF YESTERDAY WAS TOMORROW,
TODAY WILL BE FRIDAY'. ON WHAT DAY
DID HE SAY THAT?........work it out

It's quite easy. 79, it is. You only need to start the answer with the last digit and then add up all the digits to get the last digit in the answer.

ajasa4link: Where saints belong...HEAVEN

U wanna send him there before his time?

braine: Maybe he's in Togo smoking fish.

. V.funny

Just watched a movie titled "WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH" on Africa magic and guess who I saw, Saint Obi!
This got me thinking, this guy was an A-list actor while he was active, all of a sudden, he seems to have disappeared without a trace... Does anyone have any news about what's been happening with him all these years? I miss him in movies and I am sure a lot of people do miss him too.

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librangyps: I don't think this is totally about sex, I think its more about companionship, having someone look at her again, notice her as a woman.

"I am proud to say I have a boyfriend who I have regular, satisfying sex with. And I have absolutely no plans of being the faithful wife ever again."$

Problem is-It has gone beyond seeking companionship for her, to wanting to spite her husband, which she thinks she is doing by committing adultery. What I am saying in essence is dat, there is never a good enough excuse for adultery, which is a sin even against your own body!

OmoPastor: The maiden edition of Mr Sam Nda-Isaiah Lecture Series in Minna, Nigeeri State, brought to the fore the atmosphere of friendship between former head of state, General Muhammadu Buhari, and former military president General Ibrahim Babangida as the latter conceded the chairmanship of the occasion to Buhari.

Babangida was reluctant to speak at the occasion as the chairman, but when pressed upon, got up and stated that he could not be chairman in an occasion where Buhari was present.

“I can’t be a chairman at this occasion when General Buhari is here, and this is for two reasons: one he was 5 and I was 6, and those of you in the military understand what I mean; in other words he is my senior. Secondly, he was the head of state before me, so it is my pleasure and honour to formally invite General Muhammadu Buhari to declare this conference open,” IBB said, conceding the chairmanship to Buhari.

Buhari who got up to accept the offer said in the same hilarious mood: “I think that who is a Maradona is always a Maradona; it is very clear to me that General Babangida is the chairman, but since I came in here, he said to me he wouldn’t be the chairman because I was his senior and in the military, things are considered in of seniority”.

He, however, added that Babangida, refused to hand over his prepared speech for the occasion.

Buhari congratulated the Mr Nda Isaiah, chairman of Chairman LEADERSHIP Group, for the honour done him by the youths, saying that he deserved it due to his courage and consistency.

According to Buhari, Sam Nda-Isaiah has contributed so much to make sure that truth is told for the best interest of the nation because he has always put government and people in authority in check.

http://www.leadership.ng/nga/

"Birds of a feather" as far as I am concerned. The day Nigeria is rid of these two, then and only then will we breathe "Fresh air"...

Creamz: I have been the angry, unsatisfied and bitter wife for the last nine years. I’m married to a man who has absolutely no respect for the marriage institution. He has had more girlfriends than I have changed my hair since we got married.
He started cheating on me months after our wedding in 2004 when I was pregnant. And it hasn't stopped ever since. Every other day a different girl, a different situation, a lot of drama. Initially he would lie or try to cover up when I ask him questions or catch him but now he tells me to go to hell and leave the marriage if I was no longer satisfied.
Well, I have four kids and I don't plan to be a single mother in this kind of environment so I'm staying put in my marriage but I'm done being the victim. Yes, I have started cheating on my husband. I am proud to say I have a boyfriend who I have regular, satisfying sex with. And I have absolutely no plans of being the faithful wife ever again. Once this affair ends, I'm starting a new one. There's no going back now. As long as he's cheating on me, I will be cheating on me. I smile a lot these days and it's not just Jesus putting the smile on my face. This is the happiest I have been in at least 8 years. And I also discovered that quite a number of my female friends have been cheating on their husbands for years now. Why didn't anyone give me the memo sooner? Just thought to share my happy story. Xoxo Happy Lagos wife.

SOURCE: http://www.mynaijagist.com/i-cheated-on-my-husband-and-i-plan-to-continue/

Seriously, if u ask me, I only feel very sorry for you. So because your husband is preparing his early grave you, on your part, have decided to dig twelve feet below for urself and u say u ar happy! That feeling, if u want to be sincere with urself is just "emptiness and shallowness". So are you telling me that without sex you can't be happy?
My advice to you is for you to repent and turn to God to restore your marraige. Truly, God can and He will do it if you sincerely ask him to and cleanse urself from sin. But you will have to be patient because "only the patient dog eats the fattest bone".

Mogten: I hate to tell it in public, gotta say it anyways, I use it on my PC...It's infact what I'm using to reply u... Dig now?

@mogten, just to be sure, was it BIS(#1500) or BBC(#1000) u subscribed for? And how do I use anyone of these on my BB curve 3 to browse on my laptop? What are the settings?

Nairalanders, pls let's not put aside the real issue here and tackle the irrelevant one instead.
I think the issue here should be her right as a citizen of this country. Correct me if I am wrong, but I think the "right to religion" is part of our fundamental human rights as citizens of this country.

This means that if she has a good reason for not wanting to wear tros, as she said, based on her religious beliefs, then I think she should be allowed to wear skirt.

I personally wear tros and during my service year wore the khaki tros, so my comments are not based on bias.

Dranatomy: Check out his or her family covenants and pedigree FIRST and settle same once and for all before asking all those questions...

I think this should come after those questions have been answered.Of what use is it, if at the end of breaking yokes you find out both of you are just not compatible?

[color=#006600][/color]Friends,i was just thinking about how I haven't gotten any valentine package in years, then it hit me, " I have it all". I have a God that loves me and even died for me, I have a family that loves me to bits and pieces, I have wonderful friends, my heart is filled with joy, I am alive!... and so on. Then I thought, what of the destitute, the poor, the abandoned,the orphans, the needy, those who do not have all that I have and yet do not wish to die? How have I been able to keep their hope alive? How have I contributed to their joy and happiness? What av I given them to alleviate their pains? How many beggars have I given to? How much of what God has so abundantly given to me have I shared with them? And I realised I am guilty of hoarding love and I have sacrificed next to nothing... The bible says in 1st Corinthians 13:13(NLT); Three things will last forever- faith, hope and love- and the greatest of these is Love! Make showing love imperative every day of ur life by giving, giving and giving. Give ur time, money, help etc to every1 around you that needs it, and this includes even Family and Friends. Don't wait till dey ask. Derive joy in the joy u give others. Start from today, don't let that hungry man leave ur sight without being fed and full, make visiting orphanage homes an important part of you everyday life, never withhold from d needy.... Friends don't only expect love, give love in return . HAPPY VAL!<3

Nnaemiemax:

Yes, but will also depend on d dedicated video memory that your graphics card runs at.. The standard is 256mb, 512mb is gr8, 1gb (1024mb) is wonderful and 2gb is d highest.
Make sure it's not less than 256mb.
U can check dis by right clicking on ur desktop, then click personalize, look for screen resolution and click, a dialog box opens to let u see what u need.
Cheers!

Thanks!

Hi. Already had the laptop I wanted to get in mind but wen I happened in on dis discussion,' was ecstatic!
I want a laptop that can run softwares like 3dmax, Revit and Photoshop, if u know wat I mean,I do a lot of heavy renderings.
Question is would a Sony intel core i7 serve me well? I would also love to run just windows 7 on it.

[color=#990000][/color] Ten I see.