NewStats: 3,263,676 , 8,180,997 topics. Date: Saturday, 07 June 2025 at 09:19 AM y6h27

O boy!

This naija wannabe jew don come here again!

You see! Your misfortune and bad luck in your life has already started in earnest talkless of what you would have become in August!

I didnt know it will come so early, i was hoping it will start tomorrow but what the hell, its your nightmares and you have to suffer the consequences!

Fat obese cow! I hope it extends to your siblings and extended family!

Birthday my foot, more like your bad-day!

idiotic shapeless Amoeba!

@heatfusion

Like i said before, i wish you a very very unhappy birthday year ahead of you filled with loads of disasters, misfortunes and ill-luck and may all your nightmares prosper in your life this coming year and if possible may it lead to you being deleted finally from this planet, so that there would be space for more slim and healthy people to think rather than having obese rotund tub of larders like you roaming the earth perspiring profusely!

Everything positive you wish for and hope for will surely turn out negative and filled with sorrow! Hope you choke on whatever you have digested you big bellied piece of garbage

I am glad this topic has been moved to the general discussion. It wasnt worth a place in the romance section one bit. I hope it gets moved to the trash bin where it truely belongs!

Celebrating a bunch of fat cows!!!

How Ridiculous!

Very Simple;

For everytime the b**tch mouths off, you beat the living crap out of her.

There is nothing that cannot be solved with a very good blow to the neck and throat of a controlling fuss pot, not to forget the occassional slaps as a reminder to show who is in charge!

If you dont take these steps, these girls will grow feathers and would end up being extremely uncontrollable

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Correct Guy!

Now the most interesting part is coming;

Once he knows, you will be dumped like a hot potato, then you will be a dumped chick with staphylococcus!

This story is just too hilarious for me. I am almost falling off my chair here! I feel like empathizing with you but yet again, you deserve it and all the other moronic chicks that think they can pose for boys and walk away free abi!

Next time you see a big d**k run for ya life!!!, haaaaaaaaaaa

Who gives a sh**t if heatfusion or ebonysilk is having a birthday? Why this unneccesary waste of thread space?

These 2 Cows remind me of beavis and butt head. Always mouthing rubbish behind a computer and in real life, they are worse than gnomes and trolls! Heatfusion especially looks like a very obese fat overweight Mouka foam Mattrass gasping for air. You need to visit a vulcanizer to flush out all that mass of toxic waste that is lodged in your body!

I dont wish you a happy birthday, besides i wish you more than a very unhappy birthday and year and may all your good dreams be  flushed down the toilet and your night mares take control of your lives and destiny!

For your present, go swallow a big Love Machine down your A-Hole and suck on it till you go into a coma!

Retards adding another year of foolishness to their already expired and tired life!

Dont mind the mumu busy bodi:

Always trying to promote her archaic sexuality.

Instead of her telling the whole that toto de scratch am, she is lying on the people selling condoms. Just because no betta man nack u for valentine day, no mean say you go de beef other sexually endowned nigerians!

What a slowpoke!

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@ Adam Brody
Why do u ave 2 sound so bitter and immature on this cos u sound like the one being dumped and i really can see why u r being dumped! If u cant dicuss a topic like a sane human being,then stay away from this forum. Its really nuseating when i read a piece from the likes of u. For all u know, ur sister mite just be one of the retarded nairaland b*****s!
Meanwhile, while u r dating and dumping be careful cos u mite just bump into one that will teach u the lesson of ur life.
BONZO!!

First thing first, i dont have a sister in my family, so you can shove it down your throat

Secondly if your refering to my female cousins, i dont give a rat ass about them because they are not direct blood link so you can refer to them for all i care.

Thirdly, you feel nauseated whenever you read my home truths about dumping girl? How does that affect me? Maybe you are a reciepient of a violent breakup and an emotionalone so you think you can vent your anger on me! Abeg go find the bobo wey scatter your life.

Abi na me do you?

Fourthly from your post, it shows that you are not just retarded but moronic too. I dont know why you have to pick up the gauntlet on behalf of the stupid nairaland chicks to prove you are a tough one. Abeg go siddon jare!

Mi o ran iyalaya e! Oponu oshi!

Finally while i am dating and breaking up, i am wise enough not to confront them and go back begging! They should be contented with their vile malice and hatred against me and punish themselves silly by swearing and concotting all kinds of schemes towards me.

Bottom line: I DONT GIVE A F**K!

The joy of breaking up is seeing the chick emotionally shattered and most especially transfering that hatred to another guy to be extremely suspicious and unloving and end up playing the musical chair to dump him to and the boy ends up having a very hard heart towards girls and dumps them too.

That is the beauty of the game!

So you can go shove a very big Love Machine down your throat while you are thinking of what to reply and you never might tell, i might end up dating you and dumping your ass where it belongs: THE GARBAGE DUMP Where all your other fellow retardee ex girlfriends are wallowing emotionally

ANIMAL!

busy_bodi:

You always start wt d insults,and when one replies u,u try to play d victim

Sheesh and go back to sleep adam,u r beginning to sound like a broken record already

If u wann.a write a biography about urself,pls do dat for pple who r interested in reading the rubbish u have to post

And dont forget to take care of ur immature mind,cos im very sure dats d reason why girls dont wanna date ur sorry ass ;)

ASS!!!

you are trying to be subtle to tone down your irredeemable death Sentence in Hell since you have been cussing profusely abi?

Whats up with you christian and Ass anyway?

God once showed Moses his Ass (Backside) according to the bible!

If god is he and Moses is a "He" and god a he shows Moses a he his backside, doesnt that make god gay or a homosexual?

Why all the homophobic hyocrisy from you lot?

Correct me if i am wrong but that's just plain homosexual tendencies from a divine god

Meanwhile i dont know whats up with you retarded chicks on nl trying to fawn over me everytime you see me! Abi u wan f***k me?

If yes, send me mail jeje make we consumate am, because i don tire for all these una style style for nl to jam me for bed o!

busy_bodi:

sheesh

Stop screaming like some goat,dat just got hit by an okada rider,if u want to shout or scream,pls fling urself to one of them agbero streets in lagos,im sure they will welcome u there


D same idiot,who does not have a girl in his life,becos they all dump his sorry brain whenever they discover that he is an empty vessel

Thats why i like you christians. You know how to insult people well well and on sunday, you will feign ignorance that you have exposed your vile loose fork like-serpent tongue and witch like fingers to say nonsense and type crap. When you go to church or fellow ship remind god that you insulted on his behalf and he should reward you with 7 male virgins in heaven when you die because you are a worthy soldier of christ and your so christ like in your words and deeds.

As for me, i dont have any problem insulting you because i have no worries about no godam christ or jesus, but you should be worried because you have committed a sin and you should and will be severly punished in hell and burn forever.

No redemption for you, you this foul mouthed bastard!

Let the curses continue and god will be scribbling furiously in your bad black book!

You are doomed and destined for hell!

Eyah! POOR CHRISTIANS WHO ARE TO LIVE BY THIS RULE!

poster

Get over it! You dumped her as expected and deserved so move on. Why are you still waiting for all these retarded nairaland bi**t*ches to stoke your EMOTIONAL flames with pity?

Dont mind these moronic girls one bit. They are just using you to catch trips and behind you, they will dump a guy faster than a traveling shooting star. So before they hit you, you decimate them and never ever look back.

There are too many totos to cane and hammer and the more you stick to one, the more you realise that your being imprisioned by one old breast sagging cow!

Move on!

Date and Dump, Date and Dump!

Thats the magical 2 D'S

busy_bodi:

i wont be surprised if adam is also lagos boy,na today

Another delusional cow!

You all keep connecting me to famous names on nairaland!

Maybe i am actually Seun in disguise since you have all tagged me with virtually everybody else!

Olori buruku Oloshi somebody!

Luck all the way!

Prayers are for religious fundamentalist delusional fools!

I am still waiting for prayers to cure the one legged man with no arms that parades sabo yaba begging for help to be cured with full limbs and arms

My Fan Club!!

Na today? Which God and which Repent to who, whom, why and When?

Every now and then i view the religion threads from the back ground to see how deluded and delusional you christians are and everyday, you guys seem to amaze me with how gullible you can be in of sucking up to that immoral and dispeakable book called the bible.

The sheer hypocrisy of you lot makes me puke so hard on the floor that can only be cleaned up by tearing one of those irritating pages from the bible to clean it up!

You quote and unquote different aspects of the bible to suit your grandoise delusions in of that malovolent killing machine called jehovah but when atheists point out the contradictions and errancies in your quotes from the same bible, you either mutate into a deafening silence or respond in such an idioitic manner that belittles your innate intelligence.

You see catholics fighting protestants, protestants fighting Cele, Cele fighting denominations and all of you all profess that you and worship this same loving god that killed, encouraged slavery, created evil, s incest, homosexuality and a host of repugnant things.

You flood the media with your shameless propaganda to promote christianity while the same followers are so guilty of immoral acts that it makes atheists look godlike in actions. For example one minute that bloody fool davidylan is quoting the scriptures to profer evidence of a good god to show he is holy and the next minute he is on the romantic thread, discussing about tits and pu**ss**y! and at the end of the day he will pray for god to forgive his sins and wake up the next morning to engage in another round of so called sinful activities.

Who is decieving who?

I dont claim to be a saint like figure but i dont need any book to tell me that i have to help the poor ones if i have the means to do so, i dont need anyone to tell me that i have to condemn murder and not kill anyone, i dont need anybook to tell me that violence is not a good thing, i dont need anybook to tell me that slavery is a bad thing and a host of other things that the bible tells you to do to go to heaven.

I know i am human and bound to commit errors and mistakes and for me to be a better person, i should try and change my activities and stir up my intelligence to help man kind progress but i dont need to be under that toga of fear of one hell or devil or be joyful about meeting one old white bearded moronic and genocidic fool called god in heaven because i worshipped him like a slave and sing praise worship to him all year long so that he will save my soul (What is a sould sef? )

Just the way i dont know what transpired before i was born without any religion or god, when i die, that is the end. No memories, no remembrance: Just plain empty ness, ashes, crumpled bones and dust.

So you can continue to entertain atheists with your delusional quotes and god propaganda, it makes for good reading and sarcasm.

I leave you with a famous quote by Thomas Paine about your Jehovah god:

" WHENEVER WE READ THE OBSCENE STORIES, THE VOLUPTUOUS DEBAUCHERIES, THE CRUELAND TORTUROUS EXECUTIONS, THE UNRELENTING VINDICTIVENESS, WITH WHICH MORE THAN THE BIBLE IS FILLED, IT WILL BE MORE CONSISTENT THAT WE CALL IT A BOOK AND THE WORD OF A DEMON, THAN THE WORK OF A GOD. IT IS A HISTORY OF WICKEDNESS THAT HAS SERVED TO CORRUPT AND BRUTALIZE MANKIND; AND FOR MY PART; I SINCERELY DETEST IT, AS I DETEST ANYTHING THAT IS CRUEL"

Thomas paine

HeatFusion:

Actually, I applaud the way you can pretend. You should go into acting jare.

But at the same time, I'm saddened by the way you continued to play the role of the "Dumped like a used up toilet roll" actor.

You know, you should always cover your mouth when you yawn. Rude agbero boy

Na wah o! The way e de pain you de tire me o!

Have i dumped u before? Do you know me personally abi na ur friend i fashi?

This one that you are taking panadol untop another persons headache weak me o!

Anyway sha!

There is this new chick that started work today in my office! Jeez men this girl is fyne like mad, arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Boy!

Over set worry this girl. I must die there o! Heat fusion wetin u think? Advise your padi now!

Yeye girl! na so so amebo work e go de do, de patrol romantic thread like yellow fever de pretend say e de work for office!

Ekwenzu!

HeatFusion:

More like she dumped your ass , when she found someone better.

Lol, coincidence no? More like a repetition of history.

Better get yourself together and stop acting like a beat-up bushmeat.

Yawn

Tired story! I dont know weda it is you i dumped or your sister and why e de pain you.

Abeg transfer all your consolation to the guy who was dumped by his chick!

Me i don do my own waka jejely, Over to you!

@heater

HeatFusion:

This one don start again?

I thought you found a girl. . . .oti tun bere oshi e. hiss

HeehEEEEEEEEEheeeeeeeeee!

Found which girl? Person i have dumped tay tay, Do you think i would come back to nairaland to gist you guys about it and allow u chicken brains to start misyanning to me.

Abegi! She is yesterday's newspaper, so irrelevant. Whether she cry tire or hang hin self na im wahala! Life goes on

Thats why my guys story is so funny!

As for you, you berra pocket your yabs inside your throat. I dont have time to start engaging in words battles with you!

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!



Welcome to my world bro!

You now see why it is good to date a girl and dump her ASAP?

See better guy that wants to marry a Chick, instead she dumps him on Vals day and when i felt like dumping my own on vals day, everybody was telling me to chill ad relax and love her.

Abeg, women are not worth all the hassles jare!

My advise to you is to get over it, find another chick ASAP after you finish brooding and then you make her fall in love with you, you sleep with her tire and dump her.

Life goes on. If you continue to listen to all these people on nairaland, its only sorry sorry eyah they will be telling you while they will be chilling with their own bobos! So u better sharp up like me guy!

Me i no feel pity for you kobo!

Jeez You guys have really gone soft

What happened to all the fire and brimstone words you used to hurl at me?

Am i sure i am in the right forum?

Everyone here is just talking as if they are mourning someone or there is a general brain freeze!

Guess my long leave of absence has taken a toll on either me or you guys!

But King David Fornicated alot in the bible and he is still ed as the apple of god's eye!

How can you now say none is okay? Are you saying god is wrong?

Be careful with what you say before people say you are engaging in blas-FEMI

Turn into deaf and dumb and use signs instead also known as "be-be"

Your figure is for your hubby's delight only

of course i am lawyer too now and also davidylan and also mr crackles and also bluespice and finally j-girl

Lest you forget that i am also seun, debosky and zinzino

You peeps on nl will never have one dull moment in your lives

Am too fast and too furious for you to catch me! The more you look the less you see

Meanwhile, where is my old time foe davidylan! I have missed that pile of dung waste! Is he still yanning opata on nairaland?

Hell used to be real until Fashola destroyed Oshodi!

I wonder where all the demons have gone to now

Maybe they have relocated Hell to Mushin

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @topic

Tru dat!

Just another excuse to go on a free sexual orgy day without restrictions

Wow! This is quite a relief! I thought i would have been massacred by my arch enemies of last year with my post!

I am trying my best sha and just trying to keep to myself so that i dont become a loose canon before that day and maybe she is noticing that i am kinda reserved and she is not disturbing me for anything so far to flare tempers so i would just continue to see as things go!

It has been quite a while since i have been on NL and i tried to get over my ex that dumped me years back on Vals Day and move on. I have tried to go for counselling, listen to a lot of successful couples, read relationship mags, busy my self with work and a host of things to see if i could let go of my emotional excess relationship baggage and learn to trust cupid to make things happen but i think i am way above redemption!

I met a girl i liked last december and promised myself to make it work either for good or for bad and i know i have been seriously trying. I won't say she has done anything evil to me or made me hate her but my demons are coming back again with full force to abandon the relationship hastily.

Valentines day has never been a good day for me because it brings bad so many bad memories for me and i try to re-enact them in the opposite direction. She told me finally 2 weeks ago that she loved me and the look in her eyes was so sincere that i know she couldnt have uttered that word without such deep thoughts. The problem is i cant find it in my heart to tell another woman i love her so sincerely and i think the more she is thinking i am her husband material, the more i am preventing her from seeking happiness with a guy that truely loves her.

She made me promise that i wont break her heart or cheat on her some time back and i promised i won't but i know i was lying because i treat relationships with so much distrust and suspicions. Everything a girlfriend does or says has more than 100 million meanings to it and i am ready to pre empt the first missile strike before She does.

Vals day is coming and the horrors of that day has been replaying in my head for more than a month now. I like her and appreciate her but i cant decieve myself any more! I Have to walk away on or before Vals Day! I feel a little worried that this might shatter her emotionally but Truthfully i have built my self to be remorseless and a huge Chinese Impervious Impenetrable wall towards the so called advantages of falling in love with all your heart and body!

I wonder when i am going to actually believe love exist again

I dont know whether it a disease or some mental psychological problem or just plain mean when these thoughts crop up but all i know is that i dont feel any form of remorse afterwards and still wander off to seek another girl to be with me after i have broken up with he last one!

If by the 15th of Februrary, i am still with her and some form of miracle or fluke of nature prevents me from doing what i have to do to make me happy, then i know:

a. Miracles exists

b. She is going to be my only wife

Ujujoan:

I dint insult you, I was just stating a fact. I mean everybody knows you've got peanuts for brains.

Now you calling me an idiot, thats an insult!!

I am happy you acknowledge that you realise that calling you an Idiot is an insult directed to you! Maybe you should also add Big lipped RoosterDrinker to your insult resume from me!

Ujujoan:

Oh for God's sakes dint you let go of your peanut brians with the old year

Didnt you too let go of your insults and rants with the old year?

Psssf! Idiot!

Only someone as daft as davidylan would take him serious! Dont you see how xenophobic and evil he is? why is he happy that kids are dying because e is ing a country? What a very black evil and devilish mind. And to think of it that he is a so called christian, leaves a lot to de desired about the kind of christians amongst us!

One day i hope they carry your child like that and post it online to make fun of and compare!

Idiot!