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Firebox123:
eating rats

Dats not eat .. be guided

Husband and wife

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It's finished already

4rm d picture
4rm d red paint 🎨 of d thumb 👍 finger ..

Are u a female or male .

Or d fellow dat get d thumb 👍 is ur babe?

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I got a cooked cob of corn 🌽 yesterday evening from a friend. However, I decided to take it home cos it was too cold. Then I developed another plan.

I roasted it then snapped it into two to make two baits! 🧠 Sharp!

I strategically set the traps with experience, lest they eat my bait and still run away as they do sometimes-which used to be quite frustrating 😤

U sha don succeed in making their children an unexpected Orphan 😃😃😃

Why do all these odd topics keep hitting FP?
Smh

Is this not your typical rat?

In the spiritual realm, rats symbolizes poverty....

I cannot imagine myself eating rats!

With the tools you've got. You can't tell us this was an afterthought.
You are very well into the business of catching rats

Firebox123:
eating rats

I swear, it is so sad! this one is eating rats and is happily showing such shame online

hyfr:
My G mum told me about a huge animal in the compound, I would like to know how you placed the the corn inside the cage, I have about that size of cage too, can you tip me on how to place the trap

Please sir, how can I get this type of trap in Lagos State?

PrinceofSarcasm:


i swear!!! this dude is eating rats

There are different kinds of rats, some can be eaten and some will make you sick. The common gutter and house rats - Rattus Rattus, are dirty and are not safe to eat as they carry diseases. The one the OP is preparing is called a Gambian Pouched Rat. Some people call it rabbits but they are more in the family of chipmunks and squirrels as they have pouches in their mouths they use in carrying food. They eat clean things like corn, rice, cassava, yam and so on... They are eating in almost every part of Africa and are also used as pets and mine detectors. Some don't eat it because of where they live sometimes, those that live far from humans are cleaner and live in burrows in bushes. Those that live near humans can live in burrows, pile of blocks, uncompleted buildings, anthills and broken septic tanks. So, in summary, they are edible.

You guys are eating rats now?

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I got a cooked cob of corn 🌽 yesterday evening from a friend. However, I decided to take it home cos it was too cold. Then I developed another plan.

I roasted it then snapped it into two to make two baits! 🧠 Sharp!

I strategically set the traps with experience, lest they eat my bait and still run away as they do sometimes-which used to be quite frustrating 😤

Beware of LASSA fever!!!!!!!

PrinceofSarcasm:


i swear!!! this dude is eating rats

Bro na woman, chai! E no go better for our politicians

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I got a cooked cob of corn 🌽 yesterday evening from a friend. However, I decided to take it home cos it was too cold. Then I developed another plan.

I roasted it then snapped it into two to make two baits! 🧠 Sharp!

I strategically set the traps with experience, lest they eat my bait and still run away as they do sometimes-which used to be quite frustrating 😤

I read the entire 3 pages of this thread and not a single ethnic insult, no mention of wether eating rats was an NW or SW or NE or SE or SS or NC things.
No one called any one out as the reason why the op is eating rats. No one mentioned any politician or politics.
A whole 3 pages!!
So we can actually have a Nigerian conversation on nairaland with our heads full of sanity and catch fun without insulting another region?
This is a good sign and I just wish we can have more of this.
I look forward to a thread about Nigeria and Nigerians where objectivity and national purpose defines the discussion and not regional hatred.
Shalom!!

oluwaahmed:

Bro na woman, chai! E no go better for our politicians

I swear just see how poverty has twisted a human to proudly be eating rat? jeez!!!

atiku4President:
Please send your address. Don't eat alone to avoid bad dreams

Bad dreams guaranteed! The bro is not sharing his address neither is he letting you, me, etc. in on the chow!

Very wicked bhaaaaaad guy, if you ask me

This is why i will bever buy food in a local store... if it isn't a reputable restaurant, I will rather eat a home.... yhank goodness I don't have poor friends , even if I did , I will never eat at their place .... another reason why I only buy chicken in restaurant, not meat

But but hold on ...

They say pouch rat are only inhabitants of Australia .. where oo come see him own pouch rat abi them migrate come your side ..

Op you sure say no be normal rat wey fat naim you dey chop so ..

.. cause this don't look like a grass cutter

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After burning, it's time to give them a thorough wash.

Behold the complexion!


After washing, I surgically removed the intestines... Then I cut them up! Yeeeeehaawww!

Your exclamations are killing me

Why will you be eating rat for goodness sake?

Temp:
I got a cooked cob of corn 🌽 yesterday evening from a friend. However, I decided to take it home cos it was too cold. Then I developed another plan.

I roasted it then snapped it into two to make two baits! 🧠 Sharp!

I strategically set the traps with experience, lest they eat my bait and still run away as they do sometimes-which used to be quite frustrating 😤

Whois:
You'll purge if you don't cook the okete well ; Speaking from experience

this wan no be okete jare.. this one na confirm rat..

atiku4President:
Please send your address. Don't eat alone to avoid bad dreams

Temp:
I got a cooked cob of corn 🌽 yesterday evening from a friend. However, I decided to take it home cos it was too cold. Then I developed another plan.

I roasted it then snapped it into two to make two baits! 🧠 Sharp!

I strategically set the traps with experience, lest they eat my bait and still run away as they do sometimes-which used to be quite frustrating 😤

Not safe to eat

Get a chilled drink to step down Bro

greygoblings:


There are different kinds of rats, some can be eaten and some will make you sick. The common gutter and house rats - Rattus Rattus, are dirty and are not safe to eat as they carry diseases. The one the OP is preparing is called a Gambian Pouched Rat. Some people call it rabbits but they are more in the family of chipmunks and squirrels as they have pouches in their mouths they use in carrying food. They eat clean things like corn, rice, cassava, yam and so on... They are eating in almost every part of Africa and are also used as pets and mine detectors. Some don't eat it because of where they live sometimes, those that live far from humans are cleaner and live in burrows in bushes. Those that live near humans can live in burrows, pile of blocks, uncompleted buildings, anthills and broken septic tanks. So, in summary, they are edible.

how did a gambian pouch rat get to Nigeria ..

Aren't they breeds native to Australia 😒😒😒

cr7lomo:
This is why i will bever buy food in a local store... if it isn't a reputable restaurant, I will rather eat a home.... yhank goodness I don't have poor friends , even if I did , I will never eat at their place .... another reason why I only buy chicken in restaurant, not meat

.kpele ..

You don't have poor friends .. Did you uplift everyone of them to be like you??

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I got a cooked cob of corn 🌽 yesterday evening from a friend. However, I decided to take it home cos it was too cold. Then I developed another plan.

I roasted it then snapped it into two to make two baits! 🧠 Sharp!

I strategically set the traps with experience, lest they eat my bait and still run away as they do sometimes-which used to be quite frustrating 😤

Must you eat rat?