NewStats: 3,261,825 , 8,175,276 topics. Date: Friday, 30 May 2025 at 05:25 PM 4j2a56

shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands

Na Cobra 🐍 be that na

shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands

Full fledged cobra na im you dey call constrictor.

obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark

Are you sure about this? Snake no dey see for dark? But they hunt at night.

I will definitely kill it but my mind wouldn't stop pondering on where the other family might be

shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands

You are very funny this looks like a very venomous snake from the colour and and shape of the head

shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands

A non venomous constrictor?
Dey play,just dey play.

I thought they said snakes arent movable on tiles.

obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark

The bush wey dem dey live inside get electricity for night?

obembet:
Imagine a you as head of the house wake up early morning and you see this beautiful pet in your living room, what will be your next move.

source: obembet

Quickly bring in my dog

obembet:
Imagine a you as head of the house wake up early morning and you see this beautiful pet in your living room, what will be your next move.

source: obembet

On the way out from the picture seen, allow am to park outside first

Lock ourselves up with the snake and start calling the God of Adeboye, Oyedepo, Enenche, Suleiman, and TB Joshua

emmanuel596:
Move out of the house

Na woman been meat and chop apples with snake for Bible no be man of the house

Can't even stand the picture of this stupid thing not to talk of seeing it live. I will just set the apartment on fire.

obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark

Why should he sperate a woman from her best friend?? Make she go talk to the snake ...na una first make friends with snake

obembet:
Imagine a you as head of the house wake up early morning and you see this beautiful pet in your living room, what will be your next move.

source: obembet

if I nor kill am make i bend

KingCold:
Cheap bait, not interested

aren't snakes your neighbors down south
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overdrive:
Jeje ask for a complete refund from my landlord. Nothing like man of the house in this scenario.

Of na your house nkọ?

Will you sell it because of the snake?

Thank God na men get the question

I can only scream and run with my legs touching the back of my head

I ain’t going back to that house no more

obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark

Off the light and you go still see abi? Smile
You forget say snake dey use heat dey locate prey too

obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark

And human being dey see for darkness abi?

Brain dey pain you?

Beautiful per indeed. Target d head and smash it.

shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands

that’s not a constrictor

brain54:


You are kidding right...?

That's a venomous snake. You can most times tell venomous snakes by their color.

This one is venomous!

Don't mind the jonser😂
Can't he see the relaxed hood around the head and know that's a bastard Cobra?

obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark

How have you managed to survive this long with this your mentality?

Skyfornia:
The rate and energy I will use to dismember this animal will be so quick and sudden...

Dismember with what rate and energy? Assuming you don't have Cutlass at home is it kitchen knife you want to use?

shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands

lol.... That's a fu.kin Cobra!!! Look at the semi inflated hood, scales pattern and colour.

obembet:
Evacuate your beautiful wife and kids, lock 🔐 your self with the snake and off the light and target the head, Snake no dey see for dark

Snakes that are nocturnal animals no dey see for dark?

rush to mammy market to buy pepper soup condiments

thecommunist:

most snakes will not strike except they are physically threathened.

yes. But a cobra like the one in this picture will strike if you come any close to it. A black mamba however has been known to literally pursue humans.... As like e go dey for the other street come see one bros wey waka him own for the other street then begin to dey chase the person furiously!

shortgun:
That's a non venomous constrictor. I'll pick it up with my bare hands

bro that's not any constrictor, you are faced with a highly venomous black cobra whose sight shrinks ur 3rd leg...

brain54:


You are kidding right...?

That's a venomous snake. You can most times tell venomous snakes by their color.

This one is venomous!

no, you can tel a venomous snake by the shape of the head which houses the venom sack and that is very clear and visible with mr. Cobra

deltateam:
Main question is what can one take if bitten by a snake.

Example chop plenty onions if bitten by a scorpion.
I've confirmed it, what of snakes?

enough shayo + suya