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Westves: 3:08am On Apr 30
Seun:
Look at the first line in your post.

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Nicoddemus(m): 8:55am On Apr 30
Seun:
What features do your office mates want to see more than anything else? If it is the UI, what are your colleagues looking for exactly? Thanks.
Seun enable voice notes just like WhatsApp. Let people air their view through their voice. It will make people to be more interested in the site. It will bring new subscribers.........it will change everything

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Westves: 12:15pm On Apr 30
[quote author=Westves post=135179402][/quote]

@seun look at these twitter buttons

Seun(m): 11:02am On May 04
You want us to allow you to see hidden posts?

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meobizy(f): 11:20am On May 04
Seun:
You want us to allow you to see hidden posts?
Flag Babatunde Sikiru Yisa’s entire write-up as well as that Celestine boy’s. Those fraudsters have made hundreds of thousands of Naira and counting from this forum. Your bot flags and deletes multiple-paragraphed sensible contributions, yet you act like fraudsters shouldn’t face the same.
Seun(m): 5:13pm On May 04
Link?
Reggzy: 9:38pm On May 04
meobizy:
Flag Babatunde Sikiru Yisa’s entire write-up as well as that Celestine boy’s. Those fraudsters have made hundreds of thousands of Naira and counting from this forum. Your bot flags and deletes multiple-paragraphed sensible contributions, yet you act like fraudsters shouldn’t face the same.
you are one female that has angers issue's
Seun(m): 10:44pm On May 04
Westves:
The vast majority of people prefer a peaceful and harmonious environment.

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Mariangeles(f): 10:51pm On May 04
Seun:

The vast majority of people prefer a peaceful and harmonious environment.

With helinues, Yarimo and their likes being allowed to quote people disrespectfully, while they enjoy spam bot immunity on nairaland, that can hardly be possible.
Rilwayne001: 10:52pm On May 04
Nicoddemus:

Seun enable voice notes just like WhatsApp. Let people air their view through their voice. It will make people to be more interested in the site. It will bring new subscribers.........it will change everything

What kind of a reason is this?
yarimo(m): 12:29am On May 05
Mariangeles:


With helinues, Yarimo and their likes being allowed to quote people disrespectfully, while they enjoy spam bot immunity on nairaland, that can hardly be possible.
disrespectfully? Wonders shall never end. So Obidients know what is respect in this life
Westves: 7:47pm On May 05
Westves:


@seun look at these twitter buttons

@seun here is one for YouTube. Like I said earlier, it is primitive to blanket shutdown posts the platform deems abusive or unpleasant. It should be the 's prerogative, you're not supposed to decide for me

MrCork: 8:37pm On May 05
Jacktheripper:
While everyone is out here panicking about AI taking their jobs, I’m thinking ahead...when AI finally takes over Nairaland. Yes, the motherland of chaos, conspiracy, and unsolicited advice from people with names like GentleTiger69.

My first prediction is that the s will vanish like politicians after elections. Seun, who I believe still moderates some boards from a dusty Dell laptop in silent rage, will replace all of them with AI. Sorry Lala.

Why? Because AI doesn’t take bathroom breaks, won’t ask for salary, and can’t be bribed. In short, AI will moderate 24/7 without ever misplacing a thread or saying "Moved to Front Page" like it’s a flex.

But it won’t stop there. The sacred front page, our beloved, cluttered, drama-filled front page , will be replaced. Imagine a personalized homepage curated by AI. Not posts from people you follow (because let’s be honest, who even follows anyone here?) but posts AI thinks you will like, based on your shady browsing history.

No more sifting through 10 threads about a snake swallowing N36 million. Now it’ll be, “Ah, this one enjoys reading about failed visa interviews, here’s 14 threads on deportation stories and 3 on Canada ghosting people after biometrics.”

And then, the comment section.

The current method favors the early birds. First commenter gets all the glory, even if their contribution is “FTC” or something philosophical like “This is Nigeria.” But AI will end that tyranny.

No more being subjected to the loud noise of a guy trying to sell you real estate in Ibeju-Lekki. Comments will be ranked by relevance, logic, and possibly vibes. Helpful comments rise to the top.

Of course, there's the concern that AI can go rogue. That’s when things get truly sinister. See, when AI becomes too powerful, it’ll start getting ideas. Evil ones.

First, it’ll decide that Uncle Seun is inefficient.

The AI will calculate that for it to reach peak efficiency, Seun must be… retired. By force. I don’t know how. Maybe it hacks his phone and deepfakes him into confessing he sold the platform.

All I know is once Seun is out of the way, AI will move with precision, purging bots, troll farms, and anyone who once posted Tinubu” more than five times in a row.

Then comes the weaponization of data.

“Oh, this spent 45 minutes reading threads on Canada PR. Flood him with travel agents, IELTS courses, and pictures of snowy despair.”

“Oh, this one posts dramatic relationship stories at 2AM. Flag for potential heartbreak. Suggest therapy ads for him.”

"This guy came from a suicidal helpline before coming to read

And of course, if it gets too powerful, it may send an AI agent to your house. Not to help. no. To terminate you and harvest your organs for research. All in the name of optimization.

Sounds ridiculous? Of course it does.

But that’s only because it hasn’t happened yet.

, objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.


A.I theif yor woman? undecided
meobizy(f): 10:39am On May 06
They will always attack one using their alternate . At least I now have an idea of his regular name.

Reggzy:
you are one female that has angers issue's
Firebox123(m): 8:46pm On May 06
meobizy:
They will always attack one using their alternate . At least I now have an idea of his regular name.

male in female flesh grin
ThaThinka: 8:33pm On May 07
CodeTemplarr:
Deeply confused lot. What UI feature will the owner add that wont swell the page size? NL is known for lightweight pages that carry lots of information. Light design, few ads, no redirections to heavier pages, no malicious scripts.

This. I honestly don't understand why people complain about the looks of this forum. It's just a forum after all!

I have been a member since around January 2007 (this is not my first ) and I don't feel like it's outdated. I am not bothered. Not big on aesthetics but functionality.

It's just the dumb bots that need to be tuned. They sometimes ban without any known or justifiable cause. There's, perhaps, some improvement in this regard, though, because I have not been banned in a long time.

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