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I just drove ikate heading to V.I. I saw one girl across the road looking frustrated so I decide to ask her what’s up. She said she’s going to Eko hotel but she lost her money. I can see the tag of the mall she worked for and she look so decent.

She spoke so softly .Told her to hop in, as we are getting along then she said I can have her for the night that she do coded hook up short time 15k, and all night 25k. I asked her to get down of my car immediately. Imagine doing 9 to 5 job and still add hookup ontop. Omo, Like wtf!

Adexgentle005:
I just drove ikate heading to V.I. I saw one girl across the road looking frustrated so I decide to ask her what’s up. She said she’s going to Eko hotel but she lost her money. I can see the tag of the mall she worked for and she look so decent.

She spoke so softly .Told her to hop in, as we are getting along then she said I can have her for the night that she do coded hook up short time 15k, and all night 25k. I asked her to get down of my car immediately. Imagine doing 9 to 5 job and still add hookup ontop. Omo, Like wtf!

So what do u want her to do?? Full time hook up only??
Abi u nor know say client no dey show sometimes....
if u are in the customer service type of job .....9-5 is a good places to meet client..

Baba.. e be like u nor sabi how e dey go for street...

advanceDNA:


So what do u want her to do?? Full time hook up only??
Abi u nor know say client no dey show sometimes....
if u are in the customer service type of job .....9-5 is a good places to meet client..

Baba.. e be like u nor sabi how e dey go for street...

She suppose dey do friends with benefit not hookup.

Adexgentle005:
She suppose dey do friends with benefit not hookup.

Oh....u want to chop her for free??

Person wey u say dey work for mall....her salary fit not 80k....u want make she dey do osho-free..... Hahahaha....u be gangster

advanceDNA:


Oh....u want to chop her for free??

Person wey u say dey work for mall....her salary fit not 80k....u want make she dey dey osho-free..... Hahahaha....u be gangster

No be osho-free nah. Her needs will be taken care of. The hookup thing na shit. And this girl look so innocent and very educated. Omo ppl dey abeg

Adexgentle005:
I just drove ikate heading to V.I. I saw one girl across the road looking frustrated so I decide to ask her what’s up. She said she’s going to Eko hotel but she lost her money. I can see the tag of the mall she worked for and she look so decent.

She spoke so softly .Told her to hop in, as we are getting along then she said I can have her for the night that she do coded hook up short time 15k, and all night 25k. I asked her to get down of my car immediately. Imagine doing 9 to 5 job and still add hookup ontop. Omo, Like wtf!

That's her format
Appear lost and stranded
Then a Randy rich boy picks her home, smash and pay her
I pray she won't be picked and used for ritual one day.
Its even the foolishness to think all men who stopped to save her must be interested in her rotten pvssy for a fee.
.
Men reputation don too suffer sha

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram

1. Some gets der customers from that 9 to 5 job.

2, Some go into hookup cus of frustration, family demands.

3. Some go into hookup so de can meet up with high standard life style. LAMBO or LAMBA . Burna boy ooo No do no do.

As for me. I no de carry hookup cus e 2 cost. Na those local ASHAWO we de stay for hotel i de NACK.

3k or 4k i don NACK from YANNSH or TOTTO.

although na from YANNSH i de NACK ASHAWO now.

I don observe say YANNSH tight and e sweet and e de pain them well well.

Although i never fit go ASHAWO house since last week bcus I de sick typhoid and malaria.

The sickness come make my PREEK flat like Hausa plate. I try to NACK ASHAWO yesterday morning by 5am but the malaria no gree my PREEK to stand.

Na now i know say sickness fit no make ur PREEK stand at all. No mater the touching and romancing. Kai

LITE UP my WEED in peace

WTF MAN!

Ashawo don dey Bleep for yansh now ? Ontop 3 to 4k? I doubt it

FreeSpirited:

That's her format
Appear lost and stranded
Then a Randy rich boy picks him up home, smash and pay her
I pray she won't be picked and used for ritual one day.
Its even the foolishness to think all men who stopped to save her must be interested in her rotten pvssy for a fee.
.
Men reputation don too suffer sha

Bro i wasn’t expecting that question to pop out from her mouth. She look so innocent to be doing hook up. Damn! In my mind I’m like see this kind girl way look innocent dey give her body to many guys all in the name of hookup.

Adexgentle005:
No be osho-free nah. Her needs will be taken care of. The hookup thing na shit.

lol...needs taken cared of?? Baba ....that one na promise for the future .......bird in hand is worth more in the bush....

Most likely, she go get someone wey she dey run that kind parole with...
....she go also get a steady boyfriend wey nor dey give am much and she will never eventually marry.....

Adexgentle005:

And this girl look so innocent and very educated. Omo ppl dey abeg

..that's why beauty and dressing means nothing to me.....its nàkéd dressing and too-makeup that makes a lady look like olosho....once they dress modestly, light makeup...They all look innocent.....

Well motivational speakers keep speaking about multiple streams of income.Guess that is what she is following.



Just being sarcastic.

Adexgentle005:
Bro i wasn’t expecting that question to pop out from her mouth. She look so innocent to be doing hook up. Damn! In my mind I’m like see this kind girl way look innocent dey give her body to many guys all in the name of hookup.

Many of them don't actually understand making friends with a guy...without exploiting him or expecting sex
Even if u show interest and she politely reject it and goes on to make intelligent conversation about positive things, I'm sure u will be impressed to know her more than ur first erotic interest.. But most of them easily reveal they are up for sex, or up for highest bidder... Dating market is a mess presently... And I'm presently aloof... And uninterested

Adexgentle005:
Ashawo don dey Bleep for yansh now ? Ontop 3 to 4k? I doubt it

Holly Gram Dis T pain no reach ur side.

Customers no even too de. So them need treat u well so u go come another day

WTF MAN!

Boogyman557:


Holly Gram Dis T pain no reach ur side.

Customers no even too de. So them need treat u well so u go come another day

WTF MAN!

I don’t patronize olosho or ashawo, that’s why I’m surprised. Ashawo go give you her yansh to Bleep for 3 to 4k? Wow! That’s better than coded runs

Adexgentle005:
I don’t patronize olosho or ashawo, that’s why I’m surprised. Ashawo go give you her yansh to Bleep for 3 to 4k? Wow! That’s better than coded runs

Holly Gram Na the situation of the KUNTRY.

Not to forget de pay for those rooms and them go also buy food chop.

KUNTRY don hard. Guys no de plenty for ASHAWO house again.

last 3 weeks way I go. I visited like 6 different ASHAWO house in one day. Naso every where empty. Just few guys.

If u see the way the girls de rush me. E remain small make dem drag out my GBOLA for outside. Lol


WTF MAN!

Adexgentle005:
I just drove ikate heading to V.I. I saw one girl across the road looking frustrated so I decide to ask her what’s up. She said she’s going to Eko hotel but she lost her money. I can see the tag of the mall she worked for and she look so decent.

She spoke so softly .Told her to hop in, as we are getting along then she said I can have her for the night that she do coded hook up short time 15k, and all night 25k. I asked her to get down of my car immediately. Imagine doing 9 to 5 job and still add hookup ontop. Omo, Like wtf!

You are as daft as they come.

What does 9 g 5 job has to do with hookup?

Is your head even correct at all?
How much of life experience do you have?
Have you ever experienced financial problems before in your myopic life?

When you hear bannies advising their fellow brainless Bannies to double their hustle,this is egg-xactly the kinda of mumu stuffs they are referring to

olabrad:


You are as daft as they come.

What does 9 g 5 job has to do with hookup?

Is your head even correct at all?
How much of life experience do you have?
Have you ever experienced financial problems before in your myopic life?

kini wi? Who is this dullard?

Are you normal at all? Running your mouth like tap chochocho. How old are you?

Boogyman557:


Holly Gram Na the situation of the KUNTRY.

Not to forget de pay for those rooms and them go also buy food chop.

KUNTRY don hard. Guys no de plenty for ASHAWO house again.

last 3 weeks way I go. I visited like 6 different ASHAWO house in one day. Naso every where empty. Just few guys.

If u see the way the girls de rush me. E remain small make dem drag out my GBOLA for outside. Lol


WTF MAN!

Lol. So you Bleep ashawo yansh without condom?

FreeSpirited:

Many of them don't actually understand making friends with a guy...without exploiting him or expecting sex
Even if u show interest and she politely reject it and goes on to make intelligent conversation about positive things, I'm sure u will be impressed to know her more than ur first erotic interest.. But most of them easily reveal they are up for sex, or up for highest bidder... Dating market is a mess presently... And I'm presently aloof... And uninterested

The conversation was going good before she pop out the question. I wasn’t even showing sign of wanting to have sex with her. She was very free with me and lively. Maybe she thinks all guys are the same. She goofed big time

Adexgentle005:
Lol. So you Bleep ashawo yansh without condom?

Holly Gram I de craze!

I never NACK ASHAWO without condom B4.

And also take note of this.. those ASHAWO girls, na still the same girls way u de see around ur area oo !!

Some of them are student bcus i do discuss with them most times.

And de are young as 17 to 20. U fit still see 15yrs self.

The last one I NACK, I don't think she is up to 18yrs. This girl was begging me to NACK from TOTTO cus the YANNSH own don too pain her.

She even kneel down beg me to NACK from TOTTO.

Bross me I know gree oo.

Allot of them are students. Allot of them are girls who left der homes and told their family that de are going to learn Tailoring.

WTF MAN!

It's like this OP just come Lagos. Format wey don dey in vogue since na him you just dey discover.

Their 9-5 job serves two purposes; firstly to serve as an avenue to meet sure clients (feeder) and secondly to cover their tracks by way of disguising their profession in the area where they live.

The one you carried is just immature; she would have struck a convo with you. Exchange numbers and let you do the chasing. There's no Hoelosho format that I don't know. Me wey don tey for the game. 🙃🙃🙃

Adexgentle005:
kini wi? Who is this dullard?

Are you normal at all? Running your mouth like tap chochocho. How old are you?

You are an idiot, oga.

What does having 9 to 5 job has to do with hook-up?

What's pitiable in the stupid story you narrated up there?

Apòdà òdè.

Adexgentle005:
She suppose dey do friends with benefit not hookup.

So na fwb go feed and pay her bills abi? Let hoes be hoes please

olabrad:


You are an idiot, oga.

What does having 9 to 5 job has to do with hook-up?

What's pitiable in the stupid story you narrated up there?

Apòdà òdè.

What exactly are u implying? And how is his story stupid?

dkidd:

So na fwb go feed and pay her bills abi? Let hoes be hoes please

FWB will usually take care of her bills without whoring around

olabrad:


You are an idiot, oga.

What does having 9 to 5 job has to do with hook-up?

What's pitiable in the stupid story you narrated up there?

Apòdà òdè.

This guy you need serious deliverance.

Go and meet pastor Ebuka to deliver you before it’s too late. This is not normal at all . Your brain is malfunctioning

If you continue this way you will die before your time
Eleribu

Mumu thread

ravensckar:
It's like this OP just come Lagos. Format wey don dey in vogue since na him you just dey discover.

Their 9-5 job serves two purposes; firstly to serve as an avenue to meet sure clients (feeder) and secondly to cover their tracks by way of disguising their profession in the area where they live.

The one you carried is just immature; she would have struck a convo with you. Exchange numbers and let you do the chasing. There's no Hoelosho format that I don't know. Me wey don tey for the game. 🙃🙃🙃

I know their tactics. I was just fooling around. Funny thing is that I know the person she came to deliver the goods for at Eko hotel. She’s a decent girl though

Goodlady:
Mumu thread

That’s what you do right?

Adexgentle005:
That’s what you do right?

No

Boogyman557:


Holly Gram I de craze!

I never NACK ASHAWO without condom B4.

And also take note of this.. those ASHAWO girls, na still the same girls way u de see around ur area oo !!

Some of them are student bcus i do discuss with them most times.

And de are young as 17 to 20. U fit still see 15yrs self.

The last one I NACK, I don't think she is up to 18yrs. This girl was begging me to NACK from TOTTO cus the YANNSH own don too pain her.

She even kneel down beg me to NACK from TOTTO.

Bross me I know gree oo.

Allot of them are students. Allot of them are girls who left der homes and told their family that de are going to learn Tailoring.

WTF MAN!

Damn! She was begging you to back from totto? So she no shout say oga do cum. Person no dey quick cum if you dey back from yansh o