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Will John Flourish?


Ans: John may not flourish cause he was beheaded by the order of a dancing prostitute.

LagosOrigin:
John will flourish in Jesus name, Amen.

Amen!

Omoawoke:
This generation of black Africans are the most foolish beings to have ever existed in the history of humanity and the entire cosmos
Very confused identity and lack of self respect and awareness

Go to India, we know Indians by their names, we no Chinese by their names, we know whites by their names, same for Arabs, Japanese…
But a black African man, who are you?

When I say this people will start criticizing me but the truth must be told. We lack self respect.
How many white people are answering African names?

Omoawoke:
This generation of black Africans are the most foolish beings to have ever existed in the history of humanity and the entire cosmos
Very confused identity and lack of self respect and awareness

Go to India, we know Indians by their names, we no Chinese by their names, we know whites by their names, same for Arabs, Japanese…
But a black African man, who are you?

Na Nigeria you go dey hear names FAVOUR,GIFT,WISDOM,bla bla

Make John tepamose so that he can flourish

Funny 🤣🤣🤣

Omoawoke:
This generation of black Africans are the most foolish beings to have ever existed in the history of humanity and the entire cosmos
Very confused identity and lack of self respect and awareness

Go to India, we know Indians by their names, we no Chinese by their names, we know whites by their names, same for Arabs, Japanese…
But a black African man, who are you?

Mostly Christians in Nigeria, they see their own tradition and culture as abomination

John has started flourishing with the Awards

EmmyMaestro:
University of Ibadan 400 Level Student Goes Viral over His Unique Full Name

A 400 level student of the University of Ibadan (UI) has become a viral sensation because of his full name His full name became public knowledge after he celebrated bagging two awards at his department's event The young man shared the awards on X (formerly Twitter), which had his full name, and people could not help but notice it.

The 400 level student, a mixologist, had won two awards at his department's event and celebrated the feat on X by displaying them. A University of Ibadan 400 level student went viral on X over his unique full name.

The mixologist won Socialite of the Year and Best Dressed (male, 400 level) awards. He wrote on X: "What a nightt🖤💯."

PAY ATTENTION: Follow us on Instagram - get the most important news directly in your favourite app! University of Ibadan student's unique full name The awards had his full name, Will John Flourish, in bold. A University of Ibadan student became an internet sensation because of his full name.

His tweet blew up on the social media platform, garnering 856k views, over 500 likes and more than a hundred comments.

People were surprised someone bears such a name. Some thought he should rearrange his full name to make it a positive affirmation. There were netizens who joked about his full name needing a question mark to complete it. The young man seemed okay with the name, judging by his reactions to netizens' comments.

@bih_emmaculate said: "Congratulations. I'm on the floor though 😂😂😂😭 cause tell me why I read the name as a question?"

@Lekandesigns said: "If I bear this name, I would have changed it to a statement since like Junior High School."

@agezzzie said: “Well viewers, Will John really flourish? Tune in next week, to find out. I am your host: otunutuetue. Good night and God bless”. "This hosting thing go fit me well well sha."

@IsinugbenM said: "I’d rearrange the order of my name to John Will Flourish if I were you 😂 very nice name tho."

@Nellye190 said: "What a name, happy you have flourish in university more to come. Will."

@no1pacesetter said: "You missed the every opportunity to change your name from a “question” to being a “statement.”

@ify_szn said: "Let me answer the question, Yes, John will Florish if John is consistent and putting his best. "Don’t mention."

@seleenino said: "John Will Flourish would have been an affirmation, name and statement at a go but the printer had other plans 😂. "Congratulations 🎉."

It's not every time a name matters.
Some names are given by parents to their children because it fits their purpose, ignorance, or sense of fulfilment.
So whatever happens to how you got your name, it matters that if it doesn't suit you find one that matches you.

APOPTOSIS:
He forgot to add Divine Favor.
Almost every Indomie Child in Rivers, Imo and Abia state has got Favour, DivineFavor or Miracle to their name. These madness shall end one day only to usher in another madness.
Bayelsa kids are special. Their names are as follows;
....Government, President, Vice-President, Chairman, Seawater, SpeedBoat, AngelMichael, Weather, Lion, Television, Vision, Podcast, University, Polytechnic, Crucifixion, Jerrycan, Fuel, Go-slow, Do-Good, Saltwater, Sucking-Blood,

LoL 🤣

EmperorIsaac:
Good name. Anyone on earth would be able to pronounce it; and he may only be marginalized in Nigeria on religious grounds.

from his names, can you tell where he is from?

The name is not complete, there is need for question mark after the last letter of the names

You come to my office for employment with that rhetorical name, you have failed on arrival.

You will be chased out from the premises because such names are weird and has no Nigerian root.

Guy is well dressed in flowery tops but unsure if he'll flourish in life.

No pun intended.

APOPTOSIS:
He forgot to add Divine Favor.
Almost every Indomie Child in Rivers, Imo and Abia state has got Favour, DivineFavor or Miracle to their name. These madness shall end one day only to usher in another madness.
Bayelsa kids are special. Their names are as follows;
....Government, President, Vice-President, Chairman, Seawater, SpeedBoat, AngelMichael, Weather, Lion, Television, Vision, Podcast, University, Polytechnic, Crucifixion, Jerrycan, Fuel, Go-slow, Do-Good, Saltwater, Sucking-Blood,

Hahahahahah Chief which one be sucking -blood again?

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the uniqueness could have been tweaked not to be in form of a question.

John Will Flourish -

that should be more like it

That's a stupid name!

Omoawoke:
This generation of black Africans are the most foolish beings to have ever existed in the history of humanity and the entire cosmos
Very confused identity and lack of self respect and awareness

Go to India, we know Indians by their names, we no Chinese by their names, we know whites by their names, same for Arabs, Japanese…
But a black African man, who are you?

Na Chinese dey bear John, Ken .

APOPTOSIS:
He forgot to add Divine Favor.
Almost every Indomie Child in Rivers, Imo and Abia state has got Favour, DivineFavor or Miracle to their name. These madness shall end one day only to usher in another madness.
Bayelsa kids are special. Their names are as follows;
....Government, President, Vice-President, Chairman, Seawater, SpeedBoat, AngelMichael, Weather, Lion, Television, Vision, Podcast, University, Polytechnic, Crucifixion, Jerrycan, Fuel, Go-slow, Do-Good, Saltwater, Sucking-Blood,

Lwkm,
I nor see pure-water and *peri-winkle*

Omoawoke:
This generation of black Africans are the most foolish beings to have ever existed in the history of humanity and the entire cosmos
Very confused identity and lack of self respect and awareness

Go to India, we know Indians by their names, we no Chinese by their names, we know whites by their names, same for Arabs, Japanese…
But a black African man, who are you?

They wan form woke.

Calling .

Teacher: Will John Flourish

Student: Yes, John Will Flourish

DispatcherLagos:
500 Likes is nothing on social media

Hustling likes.

damiloladuke:


Na Chinese dey bear John, Ken .

Them must get Chinese as the surname. Btw, John na biblical name.

Javalist:
I would consider the name unique if it was John Will Flourish. For now, next topic please!

Exactly my thought...but Will John Flourish?

Where is the question mark if it's his full name?

Omoawoke:
This generation of black Africans are the most foolish beings to have ever existed in the history of humanity and the entire cosmos
Very confused identity and lack of self respect and awareness

Go to India, we know Indians by their names, we no Chinese by their names, we know whites by their names, same for Arabs, Japanese…
But a black African man, who are you?

Get ur brain checked

Just add a question mark at the end it becomes a rhetorical question

EmperorIsaac:
Good name. Anyone on earth would be able to pronounce it; and he may only be marginalized in Nigeria on religious grounds.

He won't be marginalised in Nigeria because his tribe will be difficult to tell

Omoawoke:
This generation of black Africans are the most foolish beings to have ever existed in the history of humanity and the entire cosmos
Very confused identity and lack of self respect and awareness

Go to India, we know Indians by their names, we no Chinese by their names, we know whites by their names, same for Arabs, Japanese…
But a black African man, who are you?

Mainly Nigerian Southerners.
Its not common in the North to change ones surname /forefathers name to an English or Western Name

JOHN WILL FLOURISH

His parents named him this or he renamed himself because I know of a guy whose official name is Thorpe Atkins B-king, but I later found out that the name his parents named was Temitope Akinoka Obanla. His last name is Obanla.

Thorpe Atkins B-King is the name on his port, his school records, and all other official documents.