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Ekele22(m): 11:08am On Jul 27, 2024
Brethren, sometime ago I posted a very pathetic events that happened in the life of my friend and colleague who share the same apartment with me.

Just a reminder, my friend had a girlfriend,who according to assessment,he love her so much and care for her,but along The yuletide period,this so call girlfriend jilted him for an abroad returnee who promise her heaven and earth. My so called friend became a shadow of himself,muttering words incoherently like a lunatic.

Now back to the matter.
Well, my friend pick up the pieces of him left and moved on with his life,thanks to help from various sides. But he couldn't find himself in any relationship other that keeping company with club girls and runz girls.

During this period,so many waters has gone under the bridge and it seems he couldn't pick up the mess he found himself( not getting into a real relationship).

Brethren,I never knew this my simp friend was still keeping track of the girl that jilted him for an abroad returnee who just wanted to test the honey.oh my gosh,how can a full fledge man be a simp?

I got to find out that he was even sending her money while the girl was whoring about with the abroad returnee.the cat was let out of the bag when one Sunday afternoon after church service I came in to see this so called girl in our apartment.

Well,I couldn't chase her away but I knew the die has been cast.abroad returnee has chop and clean mouth and varnish into thin air.
She came to ask for forgiveness and my friend accepted her back .


What pain me was that my friend almost die because of a woman at this modern age and has the nerves to come back for reconciliation

Though,I wish them a happy ending but I told him,for me,I can't welcome back a harlot who jilted me for an abroad returnee and after he has used her finish,coming back crying to me.even if you are the most beautiful woman on earth,I can't accept you back.
Good luck to them .

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Johnson225(m): 11:18am On Jul 27, 2024
grin

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danielclerkson(m): 11:29am On Jul 27, 2024
Talk to your friend
PerfectStranger(m): 11:33am On Jul 27, 2024
SIMPs eat leftovers, so allow him fulfill the scriptures grin

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Oluromantic: 11:44am On Jul 27, 2024
It's simple! That's an obvious sign of male children raised by single mothers and grew up having no father figure. The gap will always be left out. So I don't blame him, he's yet to understand masculinity at it's apex. I blame single mothers who think they can have completely groomed children without their fathers as if they can play both roles. A mother can never play a father's role. Some mothers even go as far as incubating bitterness in the children against their father. A mother may not be in good with the father, but every child deserve a relationship with his/her two parents. No woman can have a child alone if no seed is planted in her and such children end up hating their mom after reuniting with their father and they find out he's a very loving man despite his drunkenness as opposed to what their moms have been telling them about him, then her maternal efforts would be at the edge of being in vain after all the years.

So your friend will get over his simp nature after many abuses from girls over quite some time but he'll overcome it aptly only if he's lucky not to be entangled in a case of pregnancy with who he doesn't love, else may wish he had known later. Or perhaps he lost his father at an early age and his elder sisters are domineering. It's the psychic effects of something like that, that's manifesting in him. You can't compare him with a guy who has a dad and many brothers with probably a younger sister who respects him and a mother who respects his dad...such a guy would discover his masculine self earlier than someone like your friend.

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Bornboy4: 12:18pm On Jul 27, 2024
Returnees are the worse girlfriends you can keep.

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BigYash: 12:22pm On Jul 27, 2024
Ekele22:
Brethren, sometime ago I posted a very pathetic events that happened in the life of my friend and colleague who share the same apartment with me.

Just a reminder, my friend had a girlfriend,who according to assessment,he love her so much and care for her,but along The yuletide period,this so call girlfriend jilted him for an abroad returnee who promise her heaven and earth. My so called friend became a shadow of himself,muttering words incoherently like a lunatic.

Now back to the matter.
Well, my friend pick up the pieces of him left and moved on with his life,thanks to help from various sides. But he couldn't find himself in any relationship other that keeping company with club girls and runz girls.

During this period,so many waters has gone under the bridge and it seems he couldn't pick up the mess he found himself( not getting into a real relationship).

Brethren,I never knew this my simp friend was still keeping track of the girl that jilted him for an abroad returnee who just wanted to test the honey.oh my gosh,how can a full fledge man be a simp?

I got to find out that he was even sending her money while the girl was whoring about with the abroad returnee.the cat was let out of the bag when one Sunday afternoon after church service I came in to see this so called girl in our apartment.

Well,I couldn't chase her away but I knew the die has been cast.abroad returnee has chop and clean mouth and varnish into thin air.
She came to ask for forgiveness and my friend accepted her back .


What pain me was that my friend almost die because of a woman at this modern age and has the nerves to come back for reconciliation

Though,I wish them a happy ending but I told him,for me,I can't welcome back a harlot who jilted me for an abroad returnee and after he has used her finish,coming back crying to me.even if you are the most beautiful woman on earth,I can't accept you back.
Good luck to them .
Your frd might have plans of paying her back ,after making up and allowing her love up. Wait until your frd starts borrowing to pay her bills ,then you go understand your frd will remain a fool forever.. Abroad returnee,ur frd wan carry foreign infection be that..
Cousin9999: 12:25pm On Jul 27, 2024
PerfectStranger:
SIMPs eat leftovers, so allow him fulfill the scriptures grin

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Datguy00: 12:41pm On Jul 27, 2024
That your friend is a bastard.

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muyico(m): 12:57pm On Jul 27, 2024
.full meaning and symbol of true loves
FRANCISTOWN: 1:37pm On Jul 27, 2024
Ekele22:

Though,I wish them a happy ending .
Good luck to them .
Your wish can never come to , there will be no happy ending.
She will dump your friend again when the abroad guy returns or if any other abroad guy seemed legit.

As a guy. If a lady dumped you and you took her back. Just go and shave your beards and start applying lipstick.

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Sucre6: 2:38pm On Jul 27, 2024
Stop advising a simp, they take pleasure in pains, and eats leftovers, allow him to continue simping, you have done your part as a concern bro to a fellow bro

Pay no attention to what happens to their relationship from now henceforth, if he comes back seeking your advice again, shun him and shut him down, simp will always simp, the mumu guy fit go tell the girl now that you are the one advising him to leave her, simps learns through hard means

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onumadu: 2:51am On Jul 28, 2024
Oluromantic:
It's simple! That's an obvious sign of male children raised by single mothers and grew up having no father figure. The gap will always be left out. So I don't blame him, he's yet to understand masculinity at it's apex. [b]I blame single mothers who think they can have completely groomed children without their fathers as if they can play both roles. [/b]A mother can never play a father's role. Some mothers even go as far as incubating bitterness in the children against their father. A mother may not be in good with the father, but every child deserve a relationship with his/her two parents. No woman can have a child alone if no seed is planted in her and such children end up hating their mom after reuniting with their father and they find out he's a very loving man despite his drunkenness as opposed to what their moms have been telling them about him, then her maternal efforts would be at the edge of being in vain after all the years.

So your friend will get over his simp nature after many abuses from girls over quite some time but he'll overcome it aptly only if he's lucky not to be entangled in a case of pregnancy with who he doesn't love, else may wish he had known later. Or perhaps he lost his father at an early age and his elder sisters are domineering. It's the psychic effects of something like that, that's manifesting in him. You can't compare him with a guy who has a dad and many brothers with probably a younger sister who respects him and a mother who respects his dad...such a guy would discover his masculine self earlier than someone like your friend.

Oga this your psychology theory is suspected quackery of the worst kind. What a logic LEAP! shocked
Simpism as far as I know is mostly inborn or inherent. There's absolutely no proof that persons raised by single mothers grow up to become simps. undecided
I've met A LOT of simps in my life and none of them were raised by single mothers.
One simp I know is EXACTLY like this OP's friend and even worse.
All it takes for him is a girl just dating him ONCE and he automatically gets hooked and be willing to take anything from her, just to continue the relationship.
He is well to do enough, handsome, smart as far as I can see, and good guy. Yet he is a simp, and there are many others like him.
BTW women can also be simps. Women simps are even worse and hard to detect, because the woman would be very reserved, until a man sleeps with her and bam! She becomes hooked and can never say no to that man again.
We should be careful trying to simplify things of nature, because nature cannot be completely understood even by the best brains.
The man should be left alone, but should be advised to marry so that he can keep his simpison IN HOUSE.

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okoroemeka(m): 5:28am On Jul 28, 2024
Ekele22:
Brethren, sometime ago I posted a very pathetic events that happened in the life of my friend and colleague who share the same apartment with me.

Just a reminder, my friend had a girlfriend,who according to assessment,he love her so much and care for her,but along The yuletide period,this so call girlfriend jilted him for an abroad returnee who promise her heaven and earth. My so called friend became a shadow of himself,muttering words incoherently like a lunatic.

Now back to the matter.
Well, my friend pick up the pieces of him left and moved on with his life,thanks to help from various sides. But he couldn't find himself in any relationship other that keeping company with club girls and runz girls.

During this period,so many waters has gone under the bridge and it seems he couldn't pick up the mess he found himself( not getting into a real relationship).

Brethren,I never knew this my simp friend was still keeping track of the girl that jilted him for an abroad returnee who just wanted to test the honey.oh my gosh,how can a full fledge man be a simp?

I got to find out that he was even sending her money while the girl was whoring about with the abroad returnee.the cat was let out of the bag when one Sunday afternoon after church service I came in to see this so called girl in our apartment.

Well,I couldn't chase her away but I knew the die has been cast.abroad returnee has chop and clean mouth and varnish into thin air.
She came to ask for forgiveness and my friend accepted her back .


What pain me was that my friend almost die because of a woman at this modern age and has the nerves to come back for reconciliation

Though,I wish them a happy ending but I told him,for me,I can't welcome back a harlot who jilted me for an abroad returnee and after he has used her finish,coming back crying to me.even if you are the most beautiful woman on earth,I can't accept you back.
Good luck to them .
your tale is hardly surprising,the late 2pac Shakur sums it up in trading war stories when he said that suckers are been born everyday,all men are not equal

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SkengRay: 5:55am On Jul 28, 2024
Chairman just leave him don't interrupt his Character Development just dey your dey and observe.






PSA⚠️☣️: Simps Are Liable to Learn the Hard Way.
CHIDINMALOVE: 6:13am On Jul 28, 2024
Allow him simp his simp in peace
BALLOSKI: 6:40am On Jul 28, 2024
Ekele22:
Brethren, sometime ago I posted a very pathetic events that happened in the life of my friend and colleague who share the same apartment with me.

Just a reminder, my friend had a girlfriend,who according to assessment,he love her so much and care for her,but along The yuletide period,this so call girlfriend jilted him for an abroad returnee who promise her heaven and earth. My so called friend became a shadow of himself,muttering words incoherently like a lunatic.

Now back to the matter.
Well, my friend pick up the pieces of him left and moved on with his life,thanks to help from various sides. But he couldn't find himself in any relationship other that keeping company with club girls and runz girls.

During this period,so many waters has gone under the bridge and it seems he couldn't pick up the mess he found himself( not getting into a real relationship).

Brethren,I never knew this my simp friend was still keeping track of the girl that jilted him for an abroad returnee who just wanted to test the honey.oh my gosh,how can a full fledge man be a simp?

I got to find out that he was even sending her money while the girl was whoring about with the abroad returnee.the cat was let out of the bag when one Sunday afternoon after church service I came in to see this so called girl in our apartment.

Well,I couldn't chase her away but I knew the die has been cast.abroad returnee has chop and clean mouth and varnish into thin air.
She came to ask for forgiveness and my friend accepted her back .


What pain me was that my friend almost die because of a woman at this modern age and has the nerves to come back for reconciliation

Though,I wish them a happy ending but I told him,for me,I can't welcome back a harlot who jilted me for an abroad returnee and after he has used her finish,coming back crying to me.even if you are the most beautiful woman on earth,I can't accept you back.
Good luck to them .

I hope your guy accepted her just to finish her up by turning her into "konji-curing" machine and dump her ass later.
IbrahimSkiba(f): 6:52am On Jul 28, 2024
PerfectStranger:
SIMPs eat leftovers, so allow him fulfill the scriptures grin



Yimu
Bliztzer: 6:58am On Jul 28, 2024
Ekele22:
Brethren, sometime ago I posted a very pathetic events that happened in the life of my friend and colleague who share the same apartment with me.

Just a reminder, my friend had a girlfriend,who according to assessment,he love her so much and care for her,but along The yuletide period,this so call girlfriend jilted him for an abroad returnee who promise her heaven and earth. My so called friend became a shadow of himself,muttering words incoherently like a lunatic.

Now back to the matter.
Well, my friend pick up the pieces of him left and moved on with his life,thanks to help from various sides. But he couldn't find himself in any relationship other that keeping company with club girls and runz girls.

During this period,so many waters has gone under the bridge and it seems he couldn't pick up the mess he found himself( not getting into a real relationship).

Brethren,I never knew this my simp friend was still keeping track of the girl that jilted him for an abroad returnee who just wanted to test the honey.oh my gosh,how can a full fledge man be a simp?

I got to find out that he was even sending her money while the girl was whoring about with the abroad returnee.the cat was let out of the bag when one Sunday afternoon after church service I came in to see this so called girl in our apartment.

Well,I couldn't chase her away but I knew the die has been cast.abroad returnee has chop and clean mouth and varnish into thin air.
She came to ask for forgiveness and my friend accepted her back .


What pain me was that my friend almost die because of a woman at this modern age and has the nerves to come back for reconciliation

Though,I wish them a happy ending but I told him,for me,I can't welcome back a harlot who jilted me for an abroad returnee and after he has used her finish,coming back crying to me.even if you are the most beautiful woman on earth,I can't accept you back.
Good luck to them .

He has not learnt any thing, yet.

Tell him on my behalf that lady will do another one. The only reason she is back is because of your friend's economic importance. Once she spot another opportunity with another guy she love, she will jilt your friend again.
Those kind of lady never repent nor sheld skin. They are like leopard that never change its skin.

I feel honestly sorry for your friend because it won't end well.
galantjoe(m): 9:22am On Jul 28, 2024
Your guy is not simp
Hé has a plan which you may not be aware of. Even alpha male does accept their cheated girlfriends back with harder conditions. You can't throw water with child in it because of anger.

To err is human to forgive is divine
Zaheertyler(m): 9:54am On Jul 28, 2024
Ekele22:
Brethren, sometime ago I posted a very pathetic events that happened in the life of my friend and colleague who share the same apartment with me.

Just a reminder, my friend had a girlfriend,who according to assessment,he love her so much and care for her,but along The yuletide period,this so call girlfriend jilted him for an abroad returnee who promise her heaven and earth. My so called friend became a shadow of himself,muttering words incoherently like a lunatic.

Now back to the matter.
Well, my friend pick up the pieces of him left and moved on with his life,thanks to help from various sides. But he couldn't find himself in any relationship other that keeping company with club girls and runz girls.

During this period,so many waters has gone under the bridge and it seems he couldn't pick up the mess he found himself( not getting into a real relationship).

Brethren,I never knew this my simp friend was still keeping track of the girl that jilted him for an abroad returnee who just wanted to test the honey.oh my gosh,how can a full fledge man be a simp?

I got to find out that he was even sending her money while the girl was whoring about with the abroad returnee.the cat was let out of the bag when one Sunday afternoon after church service I came in to see this so called girl in our apartment.

Well,I couldn't chase her away but I knew the die has been cast.abroad returnee has chop and clean mouth and varnish into thin air.
She came to ask for forgiveness and my friend accepted her back .


What pain me was that my friend almost die because of a woman at this modern age and has the nerves to come back for reconciliation

Though,I wish them a happy ending but I told him,for me,I can't welcome back a harlot who jilted me for an abroad returnee and after he has used her finish,coming back crying to me.even if you are the most beautiful woman on earth,I can't accept you back.
Good luck to them .
Can you advice a man In love?
Sadly no
Will he survive?
Yes
Will he learn the hard way
Yes
qtguru(m): 10:13am On Jul 28, 2024
Oluromantic:
It's simple! That's an obvious sign of male children raised by single mothers and grew up having no father figure. The gap will always be left out. So I don't blame him, he's yet to understand masculinity at it's apex. I blame single mothers who think they can have completely groomed children without their fathers as if they can play both roles. A mother can never play a father's role. Some mothers even go as far as incubating bitterness in the children against their father. A mother may not be in good with the father, but every child deserve a relationship with his/her two parents. No woman can have a child alone if no seed is planted in her and such children end up hating their mom after reuniting with their father and they find out he's a very loving man despite his drunkenness as opposed to what their moms have been telling them about him, then her maternal efforts would be at the edge of being in vain after all the years.

So your friend will get over his simp nature after many abuses from girls over quite some time but he'll overcome it aptly only if he's lucky not to be entangled in a case of pregnancy with who he doesn't love, else may wish he had known later. Or perhaps he lost his father at an early age and his elder sisters are domineering. It's the psychic effects of something like that, that's manifesting in him. You can't compare him with a guy who has a dad and many brothers with probably a younger sister who respects him and a mother who respects his dad...such a guy would discover his masculine self earlier than someone like your friend.

I didn't grow up with my father, but I'll be damned if I take back an ex, the last ex who said it was over, I blocked her everywhere instantly. Some men think they can't do better
Menemonic: 10:18am On Jul 28, 2024
qtguru:


I didn't grow up with my father, but I'll be damned if I take back an ex, the last ex who said it was over, I blocked her everywhere instantly. Some men think they can't do better
angry
CaveAdullam: 11:28am On Jul 28, 2024
Lack of abundance mentality.

This is the problem of the average Joe and Kate in a romantic relationship.

They always settle for less because they are restricted by their socioeconomic and geographical boundaries.

There's no special person made for another person. Stable relationships happen because the two people involved decide to make it work through thick and thin.

Loyalty is established once a friendship is sealed. So if a friend or lover sabotages or betrays you, that loyalty has been cast into the dungeon. No matter their apology, you shouldn't never see them in the same light you used to.

People who value relationships will go to the extreme of sacrificing themselves to jeopardize the bond of love and friendship. Those that monkey swing themselves from one branch to another are green snakes under green grass.

Reputation matters in every affair of life. Those who can't remain consistent in core principles and values are unserious people.

That friend of yours will get himself whipped in the future in the hands of that woman. It is not that the woman is smart, however, she capitalizes on his foolishness and now is smarter than him. (Except he wants to play games with her.)

Women are capitalizing on the sexual thirstiness of men, testosterone is a GOAT. A man blinded by love and romance wouldn't see the light of day.

Relationship is all about trust. And once it's broken, it is broken.

Apology is a lie. If they did it before without considering your well-being, they will do it again when the bid gets higher.

Thanks.

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DonroxyII: 7:06pm On Jul 28, 2024
Ekele22:

What pain me was that my friend almost die because of a woman at this modern age and has the nerves to come back for reconciliation

Though,I wish them a happy ending but I told him,for me,I can't welcome back a harlot who jilted me for an abroad returnee and after he has used her finish,coming back crying to me.even if you are the most beautiful woman on earth,I can't accept you back.
Good luck to them .
Some People Need to Learn Life the Hard way while some learn the soft way .....

Just let him be .... He will learn to think with his head not his heart grin ....

Later Now, People would be insulting the girl ... The girl would never Marry such a "Wo-Man" ... She would Go for a "Man" ....

Is the girl at Fault Here ... No !
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luminouz(m): 4:25am On Jul 29, 2024
onumadu:


Oga this your psychology theory is suspected quackery of the worst kind. What a logic LEAP! shocked
Simpism as far as I know is mostly inborn or inherent. There's absolutely no proof that persons raised by single mothers grow up to become simps. undecided
I've met A LOT of simps in my life and none of them were raised by single mothers.
One simp I know is EXACTLY like this OP's friend and even worse.
All it takes for him is a girl just dating him ONCE and he automatically gets hooked and be willing to take anything from her, just to continue the relationship.
He is well to do enough, handsome, smart as far as I can see, and good guy. Yet he is a simp, and there are many others like him.
BTW women can also be simps. Women simps are even worse and hard to detect, because the woman would be very reserved, until a man sleeps with her and bam! She becomes hooked and can never say no to that man again.
We should be careful trying to simplify things of nature, because nature cannot be completely understood even by the best brains.
The man should be left alone, but should be advised to marry so that he can keep his simpison IN HOUSE.
You are wrong ... Statistically, men raised by single moms tend to be simps because there is no moderating male influence in their lives.

Google it bro

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luminouz(m): 4:29am On Jul 29, 2024
galantjoe:
Your guy is not simp
Hé has a plan which you may not be aware of. Even alpha male does accept their cheated girlfriends back with harder conditions. You can't throw water with child in it because of anger.

To err is human to forgive is divine
I laugh in evil powers..

Yeah right!!!

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luminouz(m): 4:38am On Jul 29, 2024
CaveAdullam:
Lack of abundance mentality.

This is the problem of the average Joe and Kate in a romantic relationship.

They always settle for less because they are restricted by their socioeconomic and geographical boundaries.

There's no special person made for another person. Stable relationships happen because the two people involved decide to make it work through thick and thin.

Loyalty is established once a friendship is sealed. So if a friend or lover sabotages or betrays you, that loyalty has been cast into the dungeon. No matter their apology, you shouldn't never see them in the same light you used to.

People who value relationships will go to the extreme of sacrificing themselves to jeopardize the bond of love and friendship. Those that monkey swing themselves from one branch to another are green snakes under green grass.

Reputation matters in every affair of life. Those who can't remain consistent in core principles and values are unserious people.

That friend of yours will get himself whipped in the future in the hands of that woman. It is not that the woman is smart, however, she capitalizes on his foolishness and now is smarter than him. (Except he wants to play games with her.)

Women are capitalizing on the sexual thirstiness of men, testosterone is a GOAT. A man blinded by love and romance wouldn't see the light of day.

Relationship is all about trust. And once it's broken, it is broken.

Apology is a lie. If they did it before without considering your well-being, they will do it again when the bid gets higher.

Thanks.
💯
MikeofKd(m): 7:49am On Jul 29, 2024
Simps would never learn , even after she dumps his dumb ass again and comes back for forgiveness he would gladly accept her back with full arms , chaii simps no see this world come sha.

I can't the last time I toasted a girl but If you see my list it's filled with plenty girls both the ones I know and the ones I don't , na dem dey chase me.

I'm too busy putting my life together to be chasing Toto , that's just absurd.
onumadu: 8:22pm On Jul 29, 2024
luminouz:

You are wrong ... Statistically, men raised by single moms tend to be simps because there is no moderating male influence in their lives.

Google it bro

Probably true (per the statistics, though I need to check that), but still that doesn't mean that ALL simps are people raised by single moms
That is inductive reasoning.
Example: Mr Simpson is a simp. Mr Simpson was raised by a single mom. Mr Simpson is a man. Therefore all men are simps.
See the logic flaw bro?

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