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SuperOnyi: 11:19am On Mar 13, 2024
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Hearing my stomach rumble was a confirmation that even my stomach had gotten tired of being a 'property' of a broke man β€” it wasn't even Ramadan yet.

Not everybody would be brave enough to stand out and decide to chase their dream but I SuperOnyi did it. Seeing that I would never get to make my mother proud or be that "strong" big bro to my little siblings if I continued to work in that local bakery; I grabbed the bull by the horn and decided to earn a living out of my hobbies β€” writing, storytelling, and science.

I am just a high school graduate so getting a job that would pay me even as much as 50k is almost impossible, even university graduates in Nigeria find that hard. Just few days after making my decision, my laptop got stolen, and somehow through the help of my friend, I was able to get another laptop. Just few weeks later, inconsistent power supply became a trend, and I moved from one state to another just to avoid the wrath of Nigerian demons who derive pleasure in the suffering of Nigerian hustlers.

Now, my apartment is in darkness because my neighbors have refused to pay the light bill. I have become so broke and frustrated I decided to try out sport betting and got my heart broken into pieces. It's getting scarier because I have slowly become the perfect definition of that jobless uncle who stays at home all day doing nothing and my landlord is currently on my neck.

Nigeria has partnered with life to jam my pants zip against my testicles and I can't even move because I can feel a blade against my neck.

Please let me write articles on self development, finances, self-help, fiction, and so on for you so I can move to another apartment and possibly get my life back on track 😒.

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SuperOnyi: 11:21am On Mar 13, 2024
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I can also do voiceovers for your YouTube videos and design your book covers.

https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/8028931/let-me-write-articles-less
Asavivian: 11:23am On Mar 13, 2024
Well, bro, it sounds like life in Nigeria is giving you a run for your money – quite literally! If only hustling in Nigeria burned calories, we'd all have six-packs by now. But hey, you've got the spirit of a fighter, and that's worth more than any Naira. Keep your head up, keep hustling, and who knows, maybe one day you'll be the one writing articles on how to survive the Nigerian hustle with a smile. Hang in there, SuperOnyi!" πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ’ͺπŸΎπŸ˜‚

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SuperOnyi: 11:26am On Mar 13, 2024
Asavivian:
Well, bro, it sounds like life in Nigeria is giving you a run for your money – quite literally! If only hustling in Nigeria burned calories, we'd all have six-packs by now. But hey, you've got the spirit of a fighter, and that's worth more than any Naira. Keep your head up, keep hustling, and who knows, maybe one day you'll be the one writing articles on how to survive the Nigerian hustle with a smile. Hang in there, SuperOnyi!" πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬πŸ’ͺπŸΎπŸ˜‚


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I've been "hanging in there" for so long that Nigeria is forcefully pushing my neck into that rope.
Candid(m): 12:17pm On Mar 13, 2024
It is well

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olamilarks(m): 12:46pm On Mar 13, 2024
Hang in there bro. It will get better.

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SuperOnyi: 12:57pm On Mar 13, 2024
olamilarks:
Hang in there bro. It will get better.


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Thanks bro, I appreciate.
SkengRay: 1:05pm On Mar 13, 2024
Keep your head up my guy grin.This will soon become history
MMempire(m): 4:14pm On Mar 13, 2024
Tales by ....................
Verbtips(m): 4:17pm On Mar 13, 2024
Try another way if betting no pay betting needs a high s. Technique to pull out something trust me i go you for my weekend ticket
dkidd: 4:22pm On Mar 13, 2024
When u are ready u go fight well

MONEY247: 5:54pm On Mar 13, 2024
Stay strong....all will be well
SuperOnyi: 10:11pm On Mar 13, 2024
Verbtips:
Try another way if betting no pay
betting needs a high s. Technique to pull out something trust me
i go you for my weekend ticket


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Bro, everything in my bank isn't up to 150 naira embarassedπŸ˜”.
Cassandraloius: 10:27pm On Mar 13, 2024
Hmmm... All is well.
Verbtips(m): 10:36pm On Mar 13, 2024
[quote author=SuperOnyi post=128924634]

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Bro, everything in my bank isn't up to 150 naira embarassed
Verbtips(m): 10:38pm On Mar 13, 2024
[quote author=SuperOnyi post=128924634]

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Bro, everything in my bank isn't up to 150 naira embarassed
Verbtips(m): 10:40pm On Mar 13, 2024
Ok then mc alger-chelf to draw at 5.75 stake your 150
SuperOnyi: 5:08am On Mar 14, 2024
Verbtips:
Ok then
mc alger-chelf
to draw
at 5.75
stake your 150


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Okay 😳. Really? Ae you sure?

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