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Best pick up lines when wooing a lady.
1. Me: do you want to know why Solomon had 700 wives? Lady: why? Me: because he never met you!
2. Me: Girl you remind me of the twenty letters of the alphabets Lady: there are twenty-six actually. Me: sorry about that, how can I forget U R A Q T! Lady: that's twenty-five actually, still remains one. Me: Silly me, you can have the D later!
NB: Q T sounds like cutie. While D means d**k.
3. Me: do you have name... Or can I just call you mine? SHARE YOURS GUYS!
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Lame

Lame

Can I say a poem for you? To Adam He gave EveTo Abraham He gave SarahAnd to me, He gave you.

I am a fallen angel, I was throw out of the Heaven to look for the missing star.


I lost my phone , can I have urs please.


the weather of Nigeria, can never allow Men to have IQ and romantic is far from Nigerian Men.

Does ya mama sell firewood...


Cos your lines are so dry!

Jeon:
Lame

Can I say a poem for you? To Adam He gave EveTo Abraham He gave SarahAnd to me, He gave you.

I am a fallen angel, I was throw out of the Heaven to look for the missing star.


I lost my phone , can I have urs please.


the weather of Nigeria, can never allow Men to have IQ.

When you were thrown down from heaven...


Did you hit your head on a tree?

Baby i have a very big prick.

Jeon:
Lame

Can I say a poem for you? To Adam He gave EveTo Abraham He gave SarahAnd to me, He gave you.

I am a fallen angel, I was throw out of the Heaven to look for the missing star.


I lost my phone , can I have urs please.


the weather of Nigeria, can never allow Men to have IQ and romantic is far from Nigerian Men.

Common keep quiet

Send me you number. Nothing works faster on Nigerian girls like that statement.

This I have seen.

Obainoman6:

Common keep quiet

En pain you. learn to be romantic and playful sometimes.

U don't need that for a 9ja girls. All u need to do is show them money but don't give them shi-shi.

Ensure to scatter their kpekus.

They are very useless gender. All of them

Jeon:


En pain you.
learn to be romantic and playful sometimes.

Who wants to be romantic to a very bitter person like you, you don't deserve good things ozzuor

brain54:
When you were thrown down from heaven...

Did you hit your head on a tree?

No, cuz Mount Hermon was there to secure.

Obainoman6:


Who wants to be romantic to a very bitter person like you, you don't deserve good things ozzuor

En still pain. you that's sweet what romantic line did you dropped apart from the useless sexual vulgar words that are normally filled in the brain of a typical Nigerian man.

Jeon:


En still pain. you that's sweet what romantic line for you dropped.

See this furstrated single mother of 2, this washing hand towel.
Jeon which one did your baby father said to you before the raping incident happened ?

Obainoman6:


See this furstrated single mother of 2, this washing hand towel.
Jeon which one did your baby father said to you before the raping incident happened ?

Ur pain in life is too much. And you don't have anything to say rather than bringing your mom's histories to me.

What is filled in the brain of a typical Nigerian man as usual.
Heal up.

Jeon:

Ur pain in life is too much. And you don't have anything to say rather than bringing your mom's histories to me.

What is filled in the brain of a typical Nigerian man as usual.
Heal up.

You that is carrying hiv, gonorrhea and ptsd from the brutal rape that your elder brother nearly tore your pussy to shreds.
I hope your chapter will not closed with sniper

Obainoman6:

You that is carrying hiv, gonorrhea and ptsd from the brutal rape that your elder brother nearly tore your pussy to shreds.
I hope your chapter will not closed with sniper

I don't have time replying a Bastard who was been protected with nylon that was gotten from the dustbin instead of condom during the rape processed ,because ur Star was already written on the wall. It has nothing in it. You are joke and a useless product




Heal up.
I know say nah hunger dy wip ur stomach like this, that's why u chose to be useless.

Jeon:


I don't have time replying a Bastard who was been protected with nylon that was gotten from the dustbin instead of condom during the rape processed ,because ur Star was already written on the wall. It has nothing in it. You are joke and a useless product




Heal up.
I know say nah hunger dy wip ur stomach like this, that's why u chose to be useless.

At least am not a low ashawo like you broken from childhood.
Did you enjoy your brother's dick inside of you, did you enjoy the furious pounding that night? Finally the Cumming.
Please go and feed yourself and your kids first before you open your gutter mouth to talk to me you this low lifer.

Obainoman6:


At least am not a low ashawo like you broken from childhood.
Did you enjoy your brother's dick inside of you, did you enjoy the furious pounding that night? Finally the Cumming.
Please go and feed yourself and your kids first before you open your gutter mouth to talk to me you this low lifer.

Its a man with hairy balls behind that Monika

You don't need all those nonsense. Flash her some notes, she will respond like a new shock absorber always ready to be deployed on demand.

'Fine Girl, I Like you, If you no Like me, Talk Make I VAMOOSE'.

brain54:
Does ya mama sell firewood...


Cos your lines are so dry!

Haaa bro.

Obainoman6:
Baby i have a very big prick.

Dry

Ogun wan kill pick up line ni 😂😫

At these stage of my life I no fit dey toast girl, if our vibes match automatically we will know what we want with each other, so no pretense.


I no fit dey find money dey find love. No long cap

How much will it cost me to bleep you ?

I was told it was going to be a beautiful day, now I know why

Is your father the Liz, cause I agama eyes on you

Jeon:


I don't have time replying a Bastard who was been protected with nylon that was gotten from the dustbin instead of condom during the rape processed ,because ur Star was already written on the wall. It has nothing in it. You are joke and a useless product






Heal up.
I know say nah hunger dy wip ur stomach like this, that's why u chose to be useless.

someone born truly out of incest calling someone a bastard.

The humor I am seeing few days to the end of 2024 is …

Jeon:
Lame

Can I say a poem for you? To Adam He gave EveTo Abraham He gave SarahAnd to me, He gave you.

I am a fallen angel, I was throw out of the Heaven to look for the missing star.


I lost my phone , can I have urs please.


the weather of Nigeria, can never allow Men to have IQ and romantic is far from Nigerian Men.

Why not say I am 56 year old Mohammed looking for 9 year old Aisha? .