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The countries with the largest penis sizes have been revealed (and Nigerian men, sadly, are not even in the top ten in Africa).

Researchers at From Mars published the average penis sizes globally and showed how penis sizes compared with the average height of men.

According to their website, Ecuadorian men have the largest average penis size, with an erect length of 6.93 inches, or 10.5% of their average height.

Many African countries made the top ten with Cameroon and Sudan in the top five. The Netherlands is the only European country to make the top ten with an average erect length of 6.25 inches or 9% of average height.

Ireland is in 70th place globally, with the Irish lads measuring a tidy 5.03 inches when erect. This is just shy of the global average of 5.54 cm. The Asian men are lowest in the ranks, with Cambodians coming in last at 3.95 inches when erect.

From Mars researchers have stressed that this study has some shortcomings, (no pun intended). The data was self-reported, meaning many men may have been a little over-generous with their own measurements. The study also seems to have only measured 87 countries out of 292.

The full list is shown below:

Nigerians and mouth 😅😅

Nigerian men prick no even reach 6. No wonder dey always accuse Nigerian girls of swallowing their gbola. Their gbola too small. Yeye dey smell.

Joblessness on another level. I wonder how someone was able to go round so many countries and go under their underwears to measure what resides there.

Ecuadorian men have the largest penis? Una dey whine us?
African men should carry the trophy. Even Ecuadorian women and oyibo women in general are rushing the African penis.🤔🤔🤔🤭

This erection was rigged

BloomingDale:
Nigerian men prick no even reach 6. Yeye dey smell.

Why TF is this on the front page? 🤦🏽‍♂️

This statistics aren't true, Nigeria is amongst first three with the biggest penis in the world.

BloomingDale:
Nigerian men prick no even reach 6. No wonder dey always accuse Nigerian girls of swallowing their gbola. Their gbola too small. Yeye dey smell.

how many men gbola have u received to know the strength. If u chop real gbola, you go dey dey see cloud 9 on earth.

No wonder Tonto Dikeh has been complaining since.
Btw Genetic makeup and availability of good foods put those countries at the top. If Nigerians have access to good diet, there would be improvement

BloomingDale:
Nigerian men prick no even reach 6. No wonder dey always accuse Nigerian girls of swallowing their gbola. Their gbola too small. Yeye dey smell.

U tripping...

Draslo:

How many have you tested to come to this smelling conclusion? I'm like a girl with big boobs. Girls with big boobs have to contend with people staring at them. No matter what they do, they cannot hide it. I'm sure I'm close to 10 inches erect. My flaccid girth has put many women off even, so much so that my natural bulge is obvious unless I wear a jellabiya. Shorts, Pants, jeans, you will see it there. When I was younger, I loved flaunting it cos it made me a whole lot more confident. These days, I'm so embarrassed by it, I'd rather not leave the house. I've been compared to the IndecentStar Dredd.
So madam, no dey jump into conclusion

How are European nations with their pee pee above any Black nation?

Kuku put China and Japan na.

The white man's insecurity is worse than Boko Haram.

Ahụrụ m tinubu n'anya.
I am Igbo and was a staunch er of Peter Obi. But now I know better. Tinubu is the best choice for Nigeria.

Nonsense! How did they carry out the survey? Were the men opening their penis for them to see?

Okay.

Holluwhakemmy:
They only brag online nothing dey their under

All these things will not matter in heaven.

My shlong is so long and that is why my bae is stuck with me even as I get shaky bank Balance

So we have small gbola But de didn't measure mine. So how did they arrive at this conclusion

Buhari abi burantashi is at work here


Yoruba demons take this trophy 🏆

Nibo latun jasi bayii

Who measured?

Gbola things.
This reminds us of a topic we created the other day about a wife's Gbola bigger than her husband....
Comedy galore.....
😄 😁 🤣 😂 😃 😀 😄

https://nairaland.unblockandhide.com/7489644/he-found-out-wife-hermaphrodite





He said his wife gbola is bigger than his own gbola

Mr and Mrs Gbolahan!!!

Godsongang:
I can't stop laughing welcome to agboola nation.

Agboola nation!!
Hehehehe
Una no go killi person for dis our ogbonge nairaland.unblockandhide.com ooo.

brainhgeek:

Is your surname Wordsmith? Gbolahan cracked me open

Waffarianman:

I said it just lil data or free opera mini mb to NL your belle must pain you with laughter... Just look up

Lol

tobolos:

Very hilarious.....what a good sense of humour!!!

Lol


RTID on the beat......

lie

This people that did the ranking never see real Nigeria Native Gbola...just come my village stream u will see men in gbola

Nonsense!

Where did they take measurements

Haaaaaaaaaa

BloomingDale:
Nigerian men prick no even reach 6. No wonder dey always accuse Nigerian girls of swallowing their gbola. Their gbola too small. Yeye dey smell.

RIP Gbolas!! 😉

Holluwhakemmy:
They only brag online nothing dey their under

Eewwwoooooo
Madam Kemi don break d table patapata....
😁 🤣 😂

w1sEmAn:
This people that did the ranking never see real Nigeria Native Gbola...just come my village stream u will see men in gbola

Which one be native gbola again?
Wetin d other gbolas come be?
Aba made versus Follow Come?

SalamRushdie:
Nigerians and mouth 😅😅

Some statistics are funny, how did they know it .

Statistical fallacy

They only brag online nothing dey their under