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Re: Silly Nigerian Men by Nobody: 2:41am On Sep 16, 2011
lol i just think African men (NOT ALL THO) are like that. They are VERY confident in nature and know how to play games. For the most part they study women and they know our weaknesses. Some of the ladies may disagree with me but even the corniest African guy when "feeling himself" and trying to talk to me, makes me smile. Once I smile tho, they think they are in and trust me before the conversation is over I will hear "(I think) I love you. I've never felt this way for another woman." grin grin
Lax75(m): 2:55am On Sep 16, 2011
MsDarkSkin:

lol i just think African men (NOT ALL THO) are like that. They are VERY confident in nature and know how to play games. For the most part they study women and they know our weaknesses. Some of the ladies may disagree with me but even the corniest African guy when "feeling himself" and trying to talk to me, makes me smile. Once I smile tho, they think they are in and trust me before the conversation is over I will hear "(I think) I love you. I've never felt this way for another woman." grin grin

Sister Dark.

Why front?

it it. You have taken off your panties once (at least) when you heard this cheesy "i love you" pick up line tongue
Re: Silly Nigerian Men by Nobody: 2:59am On Sep 16, 2011
Lax75:

Sister Dark.

Why front?

it it. You have taken off your panties once (at least) when you heard this cheesy "i love you" pick up line tongue

NOPE!! cheesy
it's cute and flattering (the effort tongue) but not enough to make me do the above.
MrsChima1(f): 3:01am On Sep 16, 2011
LMAO@chicks dropping thongs at the sound of I love you grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

You have to be mighty desperate if that shit work for you.
Lax75(m): 3:03am On Sep 16, 2011
MsDarkSkin:

NOPE!! cheesy
it's cute and flattering (the effort tongue) but not enough to make me do the above.

Sister Dark.

Why Lie?

Just that one time. it it. Before you realized the lines were cheesy. tongue
Re: Silly Nigerian Men by Nobody: 3:06am On Sep 16, 2011
Lax75:

Sister Dark.

Why Lie?

Just that one time. it it. Before you realized the lines were cheesy. tongue

LMAO!!! HELL NO! grin

it may come as a surprise to you but not all women are easy! smiley wink
Lax75(m): 3:21am On Sep 16, 2011
MsDarkSkin:

LMAO!!! HELL NO! grin

it may come as a surprise to you but not all women are easy! smiley wink

But Sister Dark.

Why is it that some chicks take off their panties when they hear this ish?

Why?

Maybe these broads should read your book. "How to keep your panties on when a Nigerian dude pre-maturely tells you he loves you." tongue
MrsChima1(f): 3:25am On Sep 16, 2011
Lax suga.

There is a difference between dumb hoes, smart hoes, and women with self respect.

A woman with self respect will simply look for substance while a dumb hoe will settle for wet spots on the sheets.
Re: Silly Nigerian Men by Nobody: 3:29am On Sep 16, 2011
Lax75:

But Sister Dark.

Why is it that some chicks take off their panties when they hear this ish?

Why?

Maybe these broads should read your book. "How to keep your panties on when a Nigerian dude pre-maturely tells you he loves you."  tongue

If i knew the answer to your question i'd be greater than King Solomon!!  grin
it is true we women are hard to figure out even AS women we cannot quite explain our actions.
But i will say just as chima said some women will settle and they lack self esteem or never had the father figure to
say they loved them, so they seek it in potential partners. It's sad but it's reality. [size=13pt]My thing is men know this and then they'd say it to some 'affection needy woman' and then be upset when she blows up their phones and want to spend time with them and cuddle[/size]  tongue

hmmm. . .let me chill out before i start a battle of the sexes war on here! 
don't want MZD to get 'testafied' up in here! grin
MrsChima1(f): 3:32am On Sep 16, 2011
I can feel MBJ writing a dissertation!
moonraker(m): 3:35am On Sep 16, 2011
VicJustice In Romace Section?? shocked shocked

Yeap, i think i just saw an elephant fly,

On serious note though, i dont say that word if

i dont mean it at all. period!!!
Re: Silly Nigerian Men by Nobody: 3:36am On Sep 16, 2011
Mrs, Chima:

I can feel MBJ writing a dissertation!  

grin  grin  grin  grin  grin

Gotta love him tho. i wouldn't mind but that brother will NOT stop until he is satisfied!  grin
Lax75(m): 3:38am On Sep 16, 2011
MsDarkSkin:

If i knew the answer to your question i'd be greater than King Solomon!!  grin
it is true we women are hard to figure out even AS women we cannot quite explain our actions.
But i will say just as chima said some women will settle and they lack self esteem or never had the father figure to
say they loved them, so they seek it in potential partners. It's sad but it's reality. [size=13pt]My thing is men know this and then they'd say it to some 'affection needy woman' and then be upset when she blows up their phones and want to spend time with them and cuddle[/size]  tongue

hmmm. . .let me chill out before i start a battle of the sexes war on here!  grin

But Sis

Is it my fault?

I didn't use any cheesy pick up lines. All I did was throw down in the kitchen and I guess she liked my cooking so much that she took her panties off. It was on from there. Are you saying that she was a dumb broad? My dishes are fingerlickin sexy.

Why would she violate me like this?

How do I avoid such in the future (referring to the honies taking "they" panties off and doing terrible things to me) ? I'm trying to save myself for marriage.  cry
Re: Silly Nigerian Men by Nobody: 3:47am On Sep 16, 2011
Lax75:

But Sis

Is it my fault?

I didn't use any cheesy pick up lines. All I did was throw down in the kitchen and I guess she liked my cooking so much that she took her panties off. It was on from there. Are you saying that she was a dumb broad? My dishes are fingerlickin sexy.

Why would she violate me like this?

How do I avoid such in the future (referring to the honies taking "they" panties off and doing terrible things to me) ? I'm trying to save myself for marriage.  cry

well bro. a woman taking off her panties is usually a sign that she "open" (GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER!!! grin) to the guy and he has for what ever reason won her over. It's rare that a woman would spread her legs and "invite" you so to speak with no attachment unless she is really hollow on the inside which is the result of emotional exhaustion. . .anyway, for SOME men cooking for a woman is a method to attract or another technique to impress however just like saying "i love you", it is - believe it or not - a sign of affection. There aren't a lot of guys willing to treat women to home cooked meals so for us that is SPECIAL (TOP OF THE LINE BRAGGING RIGHTS lipsrsealed) treatment.

If she dropped the panties and your'e in the kitchen there after cooking her food, you are definitely NOT sending the right message if you don't want to be with her. she'll think she's got mr.right when you are really mr. right NOW.  undecided
Lax75(m): 4:01am On Sep 16, 2011
Sister Dark!

You mean to tell me I am being used? For my sexy cooking and hot bod? I feel so violated! Here I was trying to mind my biz and save myself for my soulmate and then all I get is broads taking "they" panties off all in the name of eating my finger lickin chicken. Jesus Wept!!!!

I'm trying to be a changed man here, yet I find myself being used. Bloody unbelievable!!
MrsChima1(f): 4:08am On Sep 16, 2011
(walking off the thread laughing at "cooking and hot bod")
Vicjustice: 8:13am On Sep 16, 2011
annawhite:

. . .St00pid girl! I dnt need a soothsayer 2 tel me your sex.your post is screaming pains,get a life victoria and take your justice 2 dat man who is responsible for up pain
vicjustice ma big blak a.s.s.
Oh yes, i can see you're very intelligent. But i don't think it is supposed to take this much of your overwhelming intelligence to know my gender.
Ranoscky(m): 8:40am On Sep 16, 2011
tellwisdom:

What you gaiz fail to understand is that, we have to types of LOVE, AGAPE and INFATUATION, not even LOVE as most may think it is)^^So if you tell a guy/gurl, I LOVE YOU; Yur probably expressing your utmost feelings, which translates to LIKENESS and not LOVE AS U MAY THINK, Luv has no wordly definition, but with feelings u cld define love to anybody. wink wink

IBO-------------A furun gi naya--I cherish you   
YORUBA---------------Mo fe ran re--I cherish you
Hausa-------someone please help me out

ROJA THAT wink wink

Hahahahahahaha. . . . . . Somebody help me pls, am falling off ma chair, laffin hard! grin
Ranoscky(m): 8:49am On Sep 16, 2011
Tosinville:

How would someone wake up one morning to compare one Nigerian man to every other ones.
Hmm. . . I aslo wondered such, but, I decided to keep shut since the OP's father is also silly a Nigerian!
CyberG: 9:09am On Sep 16, 2011
Yes, for the fine chicks, I lof you, now what? It's only ugly ones that don't get that toasting or the girls who get it from guys they don't like in the first place wey dey vex! tongue tongue
Vicjustice: 11:05am On Sep 16, 2011
moonraker:

VicJustice In Romace Section?? shocked shocked

Yeap, i think i just saw an elephant fly
,

On serious note though, i dont say that word if

i dont mean it at all. period!!!
Old Boy, you think say na so so travel man dey travel? Haba, person body no be firewood na, man need to do a bit of romance.
But, i'm actually impressed at the speed with which people respond in this section; such speed that now makes me consider travel section as boring, Romance section should be the fastest moving of all
moonraker(m): 4:07pm On Sep 16, 2011
Vicjustice:

Old Boy, you think say na so so travel man dey travel? Haba, person body no be firewood na, man need to do a bit of romance.
But, i'm actually impressed at the speed with which people respond in this section; such speed that now makes me consider travel section as boring, Romance section should be the fastest moving of all

Actually ur observation isnt wrong at all ehehheheh,

The amount of topics that churn out of this section

on a daily bases is just lipsrsealed
Re: Silly Nigerian Men by Nobody: 5:14pm On Sep 16, 2011
Lax75:

Sister Dark!

You mean to tell me I am being used? For my sexy cooking and hot bod? I feel so violated! Here I was trying to mind my biz and save myself for my soulmate and then all I get is broads taking "they" panties off all in the name of eating my finger lickin chicken. Jesus Wept!!!!

I'm trying to be a changed man here, yet I find myself being used. Bloody unbelievable!!


[size=18pt]slap yourself bro[/size]. talking about you feel violated!! grin
oh please you know what you are doing when you cook for the women. tongue

Mrs, Chima:

(walking off the thread laughing at "cooking and hot bod"wink

grin
MrCork17: 5:28pm On Sep 16, 2011
MsDarkSkin <<<<<< 190 disguised as a female (People Watch out) angry
MrsChima1(f): 5:59pm On Sep 16, 2011
MsDarkSkin:

grin  grin  grin  grin  grin

Gotta love him tho. i wouldn't mind but that brother will NOT stop until he is satisfied!  grin

Don't let him write in that big arse red font too!  What did you do to 190 chile? That's snail is tarnishing the REAL Mr. Cork. He won't stop riding our nuts either.

That's what happens when you don't give him any attention!
Re: Silly Nigerian Men by Nobody: 7:11pm On Sep 16, 2011
chiiiiiimaaaaaaa! BEHAVE!!! angry angry grin

@Co.ck, grow one! cheesy angry
Vicjustice: 1:49pm On Sep 17, 2011
An email text sample that silly Nigerian men send to women in their very first emails

"Dear Love,
how are you today? I just saw your profile and i want you to know that i love you and would want you to be the mother of my children, please don't turn down my love for you because, my heart is very fragile. I'd want you to reply with your telephone number; mine is 08087654321. Yours Love, Naijaboy"
MrsChima1(f): 3:07pm On Sep 17, 2011
Yes, that's definitely a silly Nigerian man but the woman who fall for that email is just as silly as he is.
omolodunto: 3:35pm On Sep 17, 2011
Eve may be silly to deceive Adam but Adam is sillier to eat the fruit.
Re: Silly Nigerian Men by Nobody: 3:47pm On Sep 17, 2011
I guess that's one beautiful lie the sillier Nigerian girls wants to hear at all time from the silly Nigerian men. Or what do u think?.
Re: Silly Nigerian Men by Nobody: 4:52am On Sep 18, 2011
Anyway i unable to count the number of times that naija girls always tell me they love me on face book and 2go and i should pls reciprocrate their love by sending them money or black berry sad
Naija girls are more silly cool
Vicjustice: 8:22am On Sep 18, 2011
lefulefu:

Anyway i unable to count the number of times that naija girls always tell me they love me on face book and 2go and i should pls reciprocrate their love by sending them money or black berry sad
Naija girls are more silly cool
Most (if not all) of these "Nigerian girls" sending first emails and requesting for favours are usually Nigerian male Scammers pretending to be beautiful women. Man, i expect you should know this fact.

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