NewStats: 3,262,849 , 8,178,352 topics. Date: Tuesday, 03 June 2025 at 07:33 PM 544s13

siofra:
All these small boys come to nairaland to feel themselves. In reality, they feel like shit and are shit especially after fornicating with some random broad.

most of these so called small boys have more value than your entire family. It is a fact you can take to the bank. Leave them to enjoy their life, no be them say make you broke.

Simp! Quality time bawo?
No be prostitute? So because there is possible free fvck, he should become an idiot?
The poster is a real man! Not manipulated by the offer of pvssy!

BluntTheApostle:


Anyhow girl?


And yet you spent some quality time with her. What is wrong with hosting her on Christmas day?

AfahaAbia:


I don't doubt your story tho. Since this month of December I have met over 12 girls. All of them visited my house and refused leaving. I'm 41 and divorced. This ladies are all between 22-26 years of age. It's really sad that little girls that should be attracted to men there age prefer men my age

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Uncle why did you divorce your wife?

BigCowHornn:
@EvilRampage
You be bad guy. Like how old was she?

Na real mata Around 21~24

Sweetplum:

I don't condone irresponsible lifestyle. Stop carrying hookups. Hold your body till marriage. Both you and the girl are sinners. Also, your story be like made up one.

All these hookup girls and their customers don't know the repercussions of their 'hookingups' until their cup is over full.

BritishAirways:
You did well. You don't want a free dish-washer
She was about to be unprofessional with her job description

very unprofessional with her JD

handshake don dey elbow

siofra:
All these small boys come to nairaland to feel themselves. In reality, they feel like shit and are shit especially after fornicating with some random broad.

Na small thing dey vex this hookup grils

BigCowHornn:


Please whoever feels the need to do business with this 2 day old moniker try and use a trusted escrow like Cokebar or Wese90. Do not do business directly with him by sending money first.

It's Christmas, guys are hungry. Be safe than sorry


CC: Dominique Tabbaz Mynd44 NLfpmode

Bros I accept na

EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.

The truth be say u no get shame ,una two be the same ,if girls wey dey do hook ups stop ,your type go dey rape chickens.

Thats the common trend these days na,especially among school girls. If dem see three sitter chair with flat screen TV con complete am with dsrv or gotv sub.. Na to dey do osho free remain ooo.. That's wat many of those poly Ibadan girls dey do. Pvssy cheap for Ibadan gan

Story was going well till the final paragraphs.
You're a liar.

EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.

LOL.. I can relate.

EvilRampage:

Na for kuramo beach na i meet hanty sha.... But them many there, dem dey find potential customers to spend the xmas and new year with.

ah!!!!!!!!! For beachside ?? Mammy water!!!!!! thank God u no allow am stay ur side, u for see pepper. she go just change in the middle of the night to mermaid ur prick go lose weight sharp sharp

Prettygirl200:
See this one? For your mind now u be savage? Muteeewwww

You obviously have been in this show before... Lol

De gal the target somtin she wan loot wen u looseguide

Prettygirl200:
See this one? For your mind now u be savage? Muteeewwww

No be only "muteeww".

Na "Mutu Adepoju"!

Why are you pained about the nigga's life? Or are you wishing you were the broad in question?

ikay00406:

LOL.. I can relate.

short rest or tdb?

OriOko88:
Thats the common trend these days na,especially among school girls. If dem see three sitter chair with flat screen TV con complete am with dsrv or gotv sub.. Na to dey do osho free remain ooo.. That's wat many of those poly Ibadan girls dey do. Pvssy cheap for Ibadan gan

you get connect for ib make i cum i offload my ogi

EvilRampage:

She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.

At the bolded, you mean the lady opened her mouth to tell you that she won't bill you ?

This people see this hookup thing as a business venture oooo.

Some years later, you go dey hear "my past is my past"

BigCowHornn:


Please whoever feels the need to do business with this 2 day old moniker try and use a trusted escrow like Cokebar or Wese90. Do not do business directly with him by sending money first.

It's Christmas, guys are hungry. Be safe than sorry


CC: Dominique Tabbaz Mynd44 NLfpmode

thanks boss

judedwriter:


All these hookup girls and their customers don't know the repercussions of their 'hookingups' until their cup is over full.

do you have sex at all?

If she in Lagos give me her number

Nilon:
do you have sex at all?

Sex is very pleasurable.....

But man, the consequences outside marriage are mind blowing!!

superCleanworks:


be double careful what you ask for.
e be like say u nova sweat one bag of water for problem before

LMAO... This is the first funny thing I have seen today that got me laughing... One bag of water as sweat... I can imagine such scenario, that's what they call deep sh!t

EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.

I always fear the courage of guys wey fit bring strangers into their personal space. Not my thing. Not my style. They will not even step into my hotel room if I'm staying in the hotel.

Sunijacks:
Where una dey even see all this kind babes self... push am come my side but she must be slim

oya clap for yourself

Nigerian women and promiscuity will leave any sane person speechless. Visitors to Nigeria are amazed at how cheap sex is amongst Nigerian girls/women, most of whom would open their legs for a few pounds/dollars. Poverty is in deed bad.

Nigerian women and promiscuity will leave any sane person speechless. Visitors to Nigeria are amazed at how cheap sex is amongst Nigerian girls/women, most of whom would open their legs for a few pounds/dollars. Poverty is in deed bad.

EvilRampage:
This girl came over for business, after all done and dusted, she still hang around to charge her phone till 7pm when she decided to go. After 10min she came back that she couldn't get a bike, that she'd be staying till the next morning.
Free bj and banging. Ok no wahala.
Later aunty enter kitchen, carry food, siddon dey watch movie. I told her that i have arranged for a ride for her as early as 7am, she said okay.

This morning, aunty don change dress wear my one of my shirt dey watch music video.
Won't you go back? The ride is on the way. She said i should cancel it that she'd stay till monday and she wont bill me.
Abi this one dey whine me ni. Na your papa huz?

Come dey go. No.

Come dey go. No

For her front i call like five niggas if dem go bang free pvssy and mouth for 2days. Na aunty hissed carry her ataya and before she left, i made sure she wash the plate she used.

I no get time for nonsense.

her to me if you are for real

sharpwriter:

LMAO... This is the first funny thing I have seen today that got me laughing... One bag of water as sweat... I can imagine such scenario, that's what they call deep sh!t

yesso when you see men that prefer to bang a babe in the nearest corner or back of the car and let her go immediately, e get reason.

Everything about letting a babe stay in your abode for even 1hour is dangerous.