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TastyFriedPussy: 8:16pm On Oct 25, 2022
The header is self explanatory so I'll just go straight to the point...

Me I don't dream of working for any of the FAANGS, I just don't like doing something or going for something that majority goes for.

I have multiple companies I dream of working for, not all are tech companies though.

1* MICROSOFT ( this is my dreamest of dreams LOL grin )

2* Hewlett-Packard (HP)

3* Maersk ( shipping company )

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Re: What's The Company You Dream Of Working For As A Programmer by Nobody: 8:59pm On Oct 25, 2022
With your name you should be dreaming to work for Xvideos_ or PornHub_ as one of their actors


Not even as their developer

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RepoMan007: 11:15pm On Oct 25, 2022
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tensazangetsu20(m): 11:21pm On Oct 25, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:
With your name you should be dreaming to work for Xvideos_ or PornHub_ as one of their actors


Not even as their developer

But seriously imagine being a developer at xvideos. How does ones cv look like? Backend developer at xvideos.com. omho grin grin

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Re: What's The Company You Dream Of Working For As A Programmer by Nobody: 11:40pm On Oct 25, 2022
tensazangetsu20:


But seriously imagine being a developer at xvideos. How does ones cv look like? Backend developer at xvideos.com. omho grin grin

Anyone reviewing your CV will definitely burst out a laugh grin

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Re: What's The Company You Dream Of Working For As A Programmer by Nobody: 11:41pm On Oct 25, 2022
RepoMan007:
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This one commenting dot (.) on every post looking for people to notice him and think he's relevant grin

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tensazangetsu20(m): 11:44pm On Oct 25, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:


Anyone reviewing your CV will definitely burst out a laugh grin

The person should pray its not one of them deeper life HR ladies. Automatic rejection.
airsaylongcome: 1:53am On Oct 26, 2022
tensazangetsu20:


The person should pray its not one of them deeper life HR ladies. Automatic rejection.

Naaah...it boils down to packaging. Will someone who developed only fans be looked down on? Na for here we dey over think these things. Xvideo developer go say he develop media hosting and streaming platform
Hannania(m): 3:57am On Oct 26, 2022
Op but Microsoft is also a FAANG Na cheesy. Netflix is irrelevant from FAANG's list because they don't even take junior developers.
Besides, who says the majority get into FAANG grin.
Apply and get an interview if e easy na cheesy.

From your lists, add Adobe, Dropbox, and Cisco.
xanndersamiel: 6:55am On Oct 26, 2022
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tensazangetsu20(m): 8:30am On Oct 26, 2022
Hannania:
Op but Microsoft is also a FAANG Na cheesy. Netflix is irrelevant from FAANG's list because they don't even take junior developers.
Besides, who says the majority get into FAANG grin.
Apply and get an interview if e easy na cheesy.

From your lists, add Adobe, Dropbox, and Cisco.

The funniest thing is that faang is over hyped. The real money is in hedge funds. Jane street and places like citadel. Citadel was paying interns 250 usd per day.
Maclink288: 8:46am On Oct 26, 2022
TastyFriedPussy:
The header is self explanatory so I'll just go straight to the point...

Me I don't dream of working for any of the FAANGS, I just don't like doing something or going for something that majority goes for.

I have multiple companies I dream of working for, not all are tech companies though.

1* MICROSOFT ( this is my dreamest of dreams LOL grin )

2* Hewlett-Packard (HP)

3* Maersk ( shipping company )


As a designer I'd choose meta cause they have diverse world class products (Fb, WhatsApp, Instagram etc.).
On a second note I believe there are other companies besides FAANG one could still enjoy working with.
It is really tough getting into FAANG compaines cry
Hannania(m): 9:12am On Oct 26, 2022
tensazangetsu20:


The funniest thing is that faang is over hyped. The real money is in hedge funds. Jane street and places like citadel. Citadel was paying interns 250 usd per day.
It's not hype sha. The number of folks Hedge funds employ is few compared to FAANG. Like way more. For Hedge funds, degrees and excellent grades matter 100%. Unlike FAANG where you can get into even without a degree.

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tensazangetsu20(m): 9:13am On Oct 26, 2022
Hannania:
It's not hype sha. The number of folks Hedge funds employ is few compared to FAANG. Like way more. For Hedge funds, degrees and excellent grades matter 100%. Unlike FAANG where you can get into even without a degree.

Not really o. I was talking to a dev in a discord group. He works at citadel and dropped out of high school. He was talking about an internship opportunity that was open for African students and asked if I applied. Maybe at entry level but when you have experience I don't think they care they also do dsa style interviews
Hannania(m): 10:52am On Oct 26, 2022
tensazangetsu20:


Not really o. I was talking to a dev in a discord group. He works at citadel and dropped out of high school. He was talking about an internship opportunity that was open for African students and asked if I applied. Maybe at entry level but when you have experience I don't think they care they also do dsa style interviews
Yeah. At entry level, they take your background very seriously from a technical stand point. But guy, Hedge fund na blood money ; cheesy...they pay crazy

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Najdorf: 3:40pm On Oct 26, 2022
Goldman Sachs
Nvidia
DeepMind

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lordally(m): 8:16pm On Oct 26, 2022
Teamapt

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Playermayweda(m): 11:46am On Oct 28, 2022
Google
Xbox
TastyFriedPussy: 12:23pm On Oct 28, 2022
Playermayweda:
Google
Xbox
Na Microsoft get Xbox shebi you know?
Re: What's The Company You Dream Of Working For As A Programmer by Nobody: 2:01pm On Oct 28, 2022
Activision
Sony and
Any company in northern Europe
RepoMan007: 9:12pm On Oct 28, 2022
. . . God's kingdom.

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Alphabyte(m): 11:32am On Oct 29, 2022
Najdorf: 11:48am On Oct 29, 2022
Alphabyte:



Do you want internship with Nvidia?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65ZoFfC-YA8

https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/about-nvidia/careers/university-recruiting/
Wow this is a great opportunity!

I'm not in the uni yet but I'll keep trying to learn more on this
Playermayweda(m): 2:49pm On Oct 30, 2022
TastyFriedPussy:
Na Microsoft get Xbox shebi you know?

Sorry Microsoft grin
Jeromejnr(m): 9:44pm On Nov 09, 2022
lordally:
Teamapt

Why?
fhranchez(m): 2:25pm On Nov 10, 2022
tensazangetsu20:


But seriously imagine being a developer at xvideos. How does ones cv look like? Backend developer at xvideos.com. omho grin grin
haha, brand name and company names are mostly different anyways
Necrophagia: 3:03pm On Jan 06, 2024
Maersk


CD Projekt Red



RedHat



Tor Project



System76

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