NewStats: 3,262,335 , 8,176,858 topics. Date: Sunday, 01 June 2025 at 08:28 PM 2x1ur

Back then in the university, when I was mildly still a simp, I met my ex towards the end of our third year. So beginning of 1st semester, final year, she had a little accomodation issues. She was unable to a hostel allocation from the school so the only hope was for her to stay off campus.

Money for lodge to stay off camp wasn't there. Will her parents send her money? Nope! Upon all these lamentations, she was just looking at me to shake body. So one day, see dragged me out to go see a lodge an agent found for her, while we got there, she liked the house and was ready to pay for it immediately.

After them give her details; oya pay na she started doing anyhow. Few minutes she came to me asking me to borrow her 60k. That she'd refund me soonest. As a lover boy then na, I no too reason am. I think say the banny go pay back. I wired the money Everything settled.

So one day na, after we finished some heavy gymnastics in za other room, my ex open mouth tell me say "as of today, she's not owning me anything". That she has balanced me. Meaning all the s**x we've been having she's been deducting it from the money I borrowed her.

The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm!

Chaiii

if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn

She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menstruation period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Women always have a way of ensuring men pay for their pussy directly or indirectly. It doesn't matter whether you are a husband or boyfriend, all get charged.

Many people think this life is merely physical. There are a lot of unsettled mysteries in the spiritual realms where natural laws are highly respected.

When she start seeking prophets for spiritual help from financial mess and there's no result, she'll resolve to babalawo. You should not owe a person you may never meet again. Borrow me 60k, I will pay you back. It is different from borrow me 60k I will give you numerous sex in return. Agreements are not to be overlooked

This kinda hard truth now, they'll say you're bashing girls. I think girls are just too weak to handle truth sometimes. You're a debtor until you do things right?

Kriss216:
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She collected the money from you ist semester final day.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

You get time do this?

Onedayoneday:


You get time do this?

I don't mind if it takes me eternity to eradicate some manipulations heaped on some guy's head by the bleeding gender.

Kriss216:
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She collected the money from you ist semester final day.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. Must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

Kriss216:
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She collected the money from you ist semester final day.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. The price must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final day.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Ocholu:


Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. The price must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 × 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

You need exorcism, guy.

Ocholu:


Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. The price must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 × 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

This guy is gone...







GONE!

Ocholu:

The thing shock me. I just shake head. Well, after our graduation, if our relationship was based on transactional s**x, I for de owe her up to like 10 Million. Because wetin we knack ehn! Hmmm!

And she go owe you like 10 million and 60k. It's your loss bro.

Both of you enjoyed the sex, she even more but you're the one that spent 60k.


A moment silence for your money bro.

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final day.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

i hail thee sire

Mennnnnnnn,see as bedmaticians and mathematicians full this thread for up . I just dey imagine where dem go enter heaven

For your energy, na who loose strength .. After sex na you hunger go wire ... Sperm wey you loose nkor...

Op you loosed in both sides
if you know you know..
She likewise won in both sides

Hopefully, someday I will try this sex also.

Tallesty1:
And she go owe you like 10 million and 60k. It's your loss bro.

Both of you enjoyed the sex, she even more but you're the one that spent 60k.


A moment silence for your money bro.

Some moments of silence bro.

Nyascobar1414:
For your energy, na who loose strength .. After sex na you hunger go wire ... Sperm wey you loose nkor...

Op you loosed in both sides
if you know you know..
She likewise won in both sides

If I Iost both ways, it means all men have been loosing both ways too na. You inclusive.

Kriss216:

I don't mind if it takes me eternity to eradicate some manipulations heaped on some guy's head by the bleeding gender.

Unfortunately for you, you came out of that bleeding place, since you can't refer to them as women.

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

You sabi maths like this while naira still dey depreciate...do something

Op share her number
Make I lash her

it's trash...

mtchew!

you came here to celebrate your loss

anthonyuncle:
mtchew!

you came here to celebrate your loss

Is it your loss??

Ocholu:


Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. Must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

Bro you fvck up, you dn too over hype dah pussy

Iamtoyosii:




Bro you fvck up, you dn too over hype dah pussy

No be hype boss. E too good.

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

Guy you mad gan oh