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Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only (15534 Views)
legendburna: 1:45pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
Broda shagi's response: Preciousgirl: |
CJ310(m): 1:59pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
Preciousgirl: 1 Like |
BlueBallz: 1:59pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
BlueBallz: 2:00pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
CJ310(m): 2:00pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
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BlueBallz: 2:00pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
You are at an interview and the ask you: 1. Why Are You Here?You tell me? The same reason you were here, once upon a time 2. Why Should we Hire You?That's up to you, to tell me? 3. Tell us about yourself?Why don't we start with you? 4. What is your expected salary?Go around and ask, I have no expectations 5. How soon will u start work?I started the moment I knew how to walk |
Igbankpa(m): 2:28pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
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BrainSanitizer: 2:42pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
Preciousgirl: 1. I am here because your office is nicely painted. 2. If you don't, I'll relocate to your house. 3. I am a man with big balls! Isn't that obvious? 4. Tell me what you can afford. Even if I told you what I'm worth, you still bargain anyway. 5. Don't tell me you are planning not to pay me for today? |
brownemmanuel43(m): 2:56pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
ThierryJay:U are the man of this thread, I duff my coconut for u |
sonsomegrigbo: 3:07pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
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Kokaine(m): 4:13pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
Preciousgirl: 1. Where should I be? 2. To pay me salaries 3. I thought I already sent my CV? 4. A million. 5. I have started already |
Gfskw: 4:19pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
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TeeGentle(m): 4:22pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
Am here to laugh
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blaise26abj(m): 4:44pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
1. Why Are You Here? Because you emailed me and asked me to come here. Duh . abi is there another place you want me to be ? 2. Why Should we Hire You? Because if you don’t , your company’s blood gonna dryyyyyyy! 3. Tell us about yourself? Bla bla bla …I just completed my Service year with unknown gunmen . By the way I saw the flag outside . ![]() 4. What is your expected salary? Since Na “expected” ,I expect to be paid 1 billion naira monthly but e no mean say you fit pay am. 5. How soon will u start work? Immediately you shut up and type my employment letter DUMB and FUNNY REPLIES ONLY ![]() |
BluntCrazeMan: 5:10pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
Preciousgirl:1. To work in your company. 2. Because You Need Someone, And I am here Now. 3. All you need to know about me is already in the CV. 4. ₦500k for a start. We can bargain small if you feel like. 5. Now Now Now |
OMOJOHN001: 5:19pm On Oct 04, 2021 |
Preciousgirl: |
Nicoddemus(m): 2:26am On Oct 05, 2021 |
ComputerOperato: 9:20pm On Oct 05, 2021 |
Odetokun3: You are too much! I laughed so hard I was shedding tears. You just made my day especially with that your number 4 1 Like |
ComputerOperato: 9:23pm On Oct 05, 2021 |
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BloomsJob: 9:18am On Nov 14, 2021 |
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