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Nigerian Goats On The Rampage In New York (1612 Views)
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| Jakumo(m): 11:17am On Jul 16, 2021 |
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Yahoo News carries this breaking news story about a herd of Nigerian goats that were allowed to run amok in a New York park, for the purpose of eating weeds and thereby saving budget allocations for park maintenance. Pellow Kwantiri-Men, this use of Nigerian goats to solve foreign problems has been carried out WITHOUT the permission of the Nigerian embassy, and without the knowledge of the Nigerian people, whose goats were secretly flown to New York without any compensation and royalties being paid to the Nigerian treasury. me in writing an urgent petition to the New York Governor and City Mayor, compelling them to do the needful by PAYING for the gardening services of our Nigerian goats, who are all currently engaged as unpaid SLAVES in The Big Apple. https://www.yahoo.com/news/two-dozen-goats-eat-way-153147964.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPhhetpDzTs 1 Like |
| Jakumo(m): 12:05pm On Jul 16, 2021 |
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This goat-napping operation perpetrated by the State of New York must not go unpunished. The Nigerian Ambassador in New York must lodge a formal complaint, and demand that all our Nigerian goats are allowed to board the next available flight on British Airways or KLM directly back to Lagos, where they will be given heroes' welcome, and accorded the privilege of inspecting a guard of honor mounted on the tarmac by Nigerian Special Forces decked out in dress uniforms. 6 Likes |
| Seun(m): 3:05pm On Jul 16, 2021 |
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Jakumo  . I love how the goats are so popular.
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| EdoFirstBorn(m): 3:06pm On Jul 16, 2021 |
| EdoFirstBorn(m): 3:08pm On Jul 16, 2021 |
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Jakumo:[/s] On a serious note stop being petty , at least they will cross breed it and breed better adapted and beefy breeds for commercial purposes. These goats have been here for centuries why didn't you people advance them?!! Now you are spreading a nonsensical petition. I am just tired of how low and ignorant Nigerians can think |
| CodeTemplar: 3:13pm On Jul 16, 2021 |
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Goat peppersoup I know, which one is goat slave?
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| tillaman(m): 3:25pm On Jul 16, 2021 |
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Yahoo goats
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| olaboy33(m): 3:25pm On Jul 16, 2021 |
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The lucky goats should be allowed to enjoy the life of their head.
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| Igbofirstfarmer: 4:10pm On Jul 16, 2021 |
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Jakumo where did you see Nigerian � mentioned, or is it because of the green stripe on the white flag?.
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| Igbofirstfarmer: 4:12pm On Jul 16, 2021 |
EdoFirstBorn:Did you watch the video?. 1 Like |
| Seun(m): 5:03pm On Jul 16, 2021 |
EdoFirstBorn:Jakumo is a comedian. He is joking. 5 Likes |
| Jakumo(m): 7:27pm On Jul 16, 2021 |
Seun: It is an honor to hear from Oga Seun. Long time no see brother. My humor is not appreciated by many, so I am grateful for your explanation given to the angry man who was not amused by this breaking news. 6 Likes 1 Share |
| PrideofLincoln2: 2:02am On Jul 17, 2021 |
EdoFirstBorn:Can't you see the humor in that video. 1 Like |
| PrideofLincoln2: 2:02am On Jul 17, 2021 |
Jakumo:I appreciate your humor my Brother. 2 Likes |
| sunboy(m): 3:22am On Jul 17, 2021 |
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Nothing in the source link that mentioned Nigeria though
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| Jakumo(m): 6:19am On Jul 17, 2021 |
sunboy: Nigerian goats have a very distinctive appearance, and they are loved as pets and as milk producers in the USA, where they are called "Nigerian Pygmy Goats". They sell for ridiculously high prices in the USA as well. https://www.openherd.com/animal-search/goats-for-sale/pygmy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bisPiH2s9Ng https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abWVbi3e98g The following link leads to a US breeder of Nigerian Pygmy Goats who sells them between USD $500 each (250K naira per goat), and as much as USD $850 ( 425K naira per goat), using the current parallel market exchange rate of 500 naira to one US dollar. Those same goats sell for 15K naira in Nigeria, so it is not an exaggeration to say that Nigerian goats whose ancestors "relocated abroad" have become prized status symbols among American pet owners. https://www.prairiewoodranch.com/nigerian-dwarf-goats-for-sale/ https://www.prairiewoodranch.com/ https://www.tanglewoodfarmminiatures.com/miniature-nigerian-dwarf-goats/#for-sale 2 Likes |
| siofra(f): 9:09am On Jul 17, 2021 |
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How do they deal with the stubbornness of these goats?
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| sunboy(m): 9:52pm On Jul 17, 2021 |
Jakumo: You’re telling me what I already know. In my state, they are popular goats that farm owners use a lot. However, My question was about the yahoo news link posted not mentioning Nigerian goats but the body of your post has something else. That’s quit misleading, better not add the yahoo news link… |
| Jakumo(m): 6:27am On Jul 18, 2021 |
sunboy: Sir, if you cannot recognize Nigerian goats on sight, then I'm afraid you'll just have to take my word for it simply because I happen to hold a doctorate degree in Pure and Applied Goatological Studies. Goat breast Nigeria. 3 Likes |
| Plut01: 3:03pm On Jul 18, 2021 |
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| amuwo1980: 6:00pm On Jul 20, 2021 |
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When they cud simply have zombinappd buhari and spare us all of this shit .
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| GabrielYulaw(m): 8:25am On Jul 25, 2021 |
Jakumo: Guy, you dey remind me of one Fine Arts Prof I knew at UNN. Guy was by far the funniest and most playful human I've been around. 3 Likes |
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