NewStats: 3,262,811 , 8,178,236 topics. Date: Tuesday, 03 June 2025 at 04:48 PM 2r5b5e

Hello good day fam. The snake you see in the picture was killed today near my compound. Some people were clearing their land close to my house all of a sudden they ran into the compound chasing this snake and finally killed it.
I asked and they said the snake is venomous. I just thank God they got it on time before it had the chance to settle in the compound. It's about 1.2 meters long, can anyone identify the snake?

Uncle Lala we need more people to identify this snake, front page pls..

Unidentifiable, head butchered, middle butchered, the name of the snake is butchered snake.

Lalalalalallalallalalalal
Food yaf ready

Looks like a cobra.

thorpido:
Looks like a cobra.

I thought so too, but it has a shade of green on it...

Freestainworld:
Unidentifiable, head butchered, middle butchered, the name of the snake is butchered snake.

Man, these people didn't want to hear stories that touch, me neither

Ndi ARA (Animal rights Association) are coming for you...


Niggaar RUN!

Looks like the snake is doing some Islamic religious inscriptions. Please be careful before they burn you alive for blasphemy

Please no posting of snakes that are less than 2kg in weight on this platform.

I was chilling with lala when he got the reptile alert and rushed to perform the ritual, you need to see the disappointment in his face when he came back

lala food is ready ooohhh


Check my signature

The senseless spirit of snake in this mod is utterly ridiculous.

This guy seriously needs deliverance.


Sick idǐot.

Jokes apart, what kind of romance goes on between Nairaland mods and snakes.

E be like once their bots detect the word snake for thread, e go push am go front page.

E be tins

Been a while.
Finally Lala can be happy again.
It’s a non venomous snake that Feeds on mouse and lizards.

black mamba

Hm... Even herdsmen no butcher reach you, op.

Serves the idiot right.

I hate snakes.

That's a mamba

I was just reading a post about Lalasticlalas love for snakes, and boom I saw a snake thread. All doubts are gone, Lala is a snake demon.

I can bet with my full chest that Lala is viewing this post

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Lalasticlala RN:

I see, I saw
I see snake, agwo
I run, m gbawa oso
I take pen knife, Mma
I cut the head Isi
Snake e me ki die owu
Owu owu, Ah!
Mma odikwa nko
I see, I saw
I see snake, agwo
I take pen knife, Mma
I cut the head Isi
Snake e me ki die owu
Owu owu
Ah snake e me ki die owu
Na uwa Chukwu kere
E werem joy
E weron ka di ga ewe joy
Show them your identity
Or else them go frustrate your life till you
O to gbo for this (?) wey gi
Always pray to God ka iwere owe gi
A swallow 36 million
Ji de kwe mma gi before o yelo gi
The society is very bad
I bred the nasty feelings by smoking loud
E mele anya ura before e yen gi red card
Make sure you hold your knife incase of loose guard
I see, I saw
I see snake, agwo
I run, m gbawa oso
I take pen knife, Mma
I cut the head Isi
Snake e me ki die owu
Owu owu
Mma odikwa nko
I see, I saw
I see snake, agwo
I run, m gbawa oso
I take pen knife, Mma
I cut the head Isi
Snake e me ki die owu
Owu owu
Ah snake e me ki die owu
Cough
(?)
Opara gara youth service
Ima na olo ta be
Ya mechia bata
Bido yahoo, o fu8k ala up
Ha chor situation every * man must face the wrath
I fu mosquito me kpa ta mmadu, them go take am to court
(?) zuzu e be chaza ya tin ya nime pot
I juom what, o situation, is not my fault
I see, I saw
I see snake, agwo
I run, m gbawa oso
I take pen knife, Mma
I cut the head Isi
Snake e me ki die owu
Owu owu
Mma odikwa nko
I see, I saw
I see snake, agwo
I run, m gbawa oso
I take pen knife, Mma
I cut the head Isi
Snake e me ki die owu
Owu owu
Ah snake e me ki die owu
Odogwu for this life a cheya anya o
As e dey be now
Source: Musixmatch

Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

Shaa don't eat it

Ok

OP, this your story wouldn’t complete without showing us how you cooked it and eat

Poisonous snake

E long o

Lala�

Lalasticlala