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Hello my fellow Africans. It is your pleasure for me, a Somalian , to visit your website. So in anyrate, you cant visit my website too, myhajj..com, I was wondering are there any good looking Nigerian females out there, Never mind I know the answer,

Feel honoured? wat do u know about nigerians?

okey dokey.

it never ends.

hmmmmnnn

I feel really "HONOURED today" to have a SOMALI on Nairaland. Welcome!

Yes, I said honored , You see, I am Somalian, Period, Im just too dam proud, Thats all, Have you seen our women in your lifetime, May god keep them as glorious and beautified as they are, Amen

^any particular reason why you're on this site and not somaliland.com?

just curious.

are you trying to network, break into the nigerian scene, spy, or are your own girls refusing you for whatever reason.

care to share?

also, are you an old pretending to be a new id.

OP,

you're welcome! move around the site and have fun!

@tpiah, My nigerian friend from West Africa, I am Somali therefore I have plenty of females in my country, Secondly, I am here in the capacity as of a fellow African, Thirdly, I am here to observe your behaviors, I have dismissed alot of people that have been saying to me that Nigerians are SCAM artist, Lastly, I have never been an old , Best believe that,

Welcome Elysa!
I have a somalian (well, half) boyfriend on hERE! He likes it here, so I hope you would too!

@BABE, How is that possible, You Nigerian have a Somali BF?, Please fill in the blanks,

^^Yes, actually I do! His name is Advocator! (If you were wondering who he was)

@BABE, I know him, I see him on Somalilife.com, Is also in here?

Haha! My GUY HAS GONE INTERNATIONAL (LOL), Yes he is here!

So your serious, You mean you guys are real real BF and GF?, I will expose him, He will b surely astrocized in our community,

you mean ostracized.


so let me get this straight:

you actually went and opened a thread about him having a nigerian girlfriend, on somaliland.com [or whatever it's called].

i saw the thread and found it quite amusing.

how old are you anyway.

so it's a big taboo for somalis to date a non-somalian, and especially a black person [actually, i think most of us already knew that though].

however, arent somalis dating outside their race in ever-increasing numbers regardless?


you people are funny.

and on that same site there was also a thread asking why somali men are becoming more undateable [or something like that] and why the few who are dateable, are running after white girls.

The poster is prolly another baked-brain Nler feeling jobless and proud.

op where are you.

this is mad funny. See a post by a somalian:

Wow they're friendly, if a Nigerian came to Slife they'd get nothing but insults thrown at them.

http://www.somalilife.com/vbforum/showthread.php?t=93377&page=2

gosh we're such a beaten people.


and these irritating nl or questionably nigerian guys falling over themselves to lick any muddy foot as long as e no dey from their backyard.

chei.

embarassing.

Tpiah, they even mentioned your name

Tpiah, you are now international

Happy?

^^abi?

you and your cronies need to run over there and set them straight.

give them the lowdown on tpiah, and use the opportunity to snag a few babes on the downlow.

^^^^

I think you also need to go there and stamp your authority as you have done here, and who knows, you might snag yourself some cute Somaliman, No?

^^i'm not desperate for attention like you

na by force to dey waka about like a wanderer?

na you say you no dey gel with your female counterpants, so hop on over there and make some noise

i'm currently into north african guys- when i'm done with that side, i'll let you know.

tpiah!:

^^i'm not desperate for attention like you

Oh really! How many threads have I opened in the last 24 hrs?

na you say you no dey gel with your female counterpants, so hop on over there and make some noise

Well, did you not say somewhere, cant where, that you have a thing for light skin Somalimen?

BTW, how far with DK? He seems to like you. . . what say you?

fstranger5:

Oh really! How many threads have I opened in the last 24 hrs?

none i suppose you're trying to say. I wouldnt know since i dont have a stalking habit like you.

but outside of your numerous threads begging for female company, cant say for sure.

Well, did you not say somewhere, cant where, that you have a thing for light skin Somalimen?

why cant you where?

because you're a liar?

BTW, how far with DK? He seems to like you. . . what say you?

hope you're not jealous or anything like that. . . . .you do seem to have a gigantic crush on him. . . . . .hope we're not competing for the same guy?

tpiah!:

hope you're not jealous or anything like that. . . . .you do seem to have a gigantic crush on him. . . . . .hope we're not competing for the same guy?

Why would I be worried?

I am a guy. I only lick and stick well trimmed Puccies . Besides, I just had a one - night with this White chick I met On Saturday ( nthe s3x was bananas, will relate the details later), that should last me for the whole week. Hoping to get laid next week, and of course it would most likely be another White American chic since I only go to upscale clubs.

I am happy you are regaining your sanity and swagz back. The 'ferefe' back and forth between you and DK seems to have done some god stuff to your psyche. Hold on to him tight ok, else, he might dump you for Mzdarkshyyt. And, you dont want that to happen, do you?

fstranger5:

Why would I be worried?

I am a guy. I only lick and stick well trimmed Puccies . Besides, I just had a one - night with this White chick I met On Saturday ( nthe s3x was bananas, will relate the details later), that should last me for the whole week. Hoping to get laid next week, and of course it would most likely be another White American chic since I only go to upscale clubs.

I am happy you are regaining your sanity and swagz back. The 'ferefe' back and forth between you and DK seems to have done some god stuff to your psyche. Hold on to him tight ok, else, he might dump you for Mzdarkshyyt. And, you dont want that to happen, do you?

give us the full jist anytime you get laid, ok.

even if na for inside dream or inside the pages of your notebook, just run here and present it in literature section or anywhere you choose.

makes for fascinating reading.

as per dk- am i snatching some of his attention away from you?

no vex abeg!! go play wasiu or something and get him back

darksh1t na your sh1t, not mine.

Isn't Somalia that country you see in those Heal The World vids with the starving kids?? The country relying on USAID? I mean the country suffering from famine for the last 60 years? yeh, their babes must be really hawt . We feel sooo honoured you graced us with your presence, @Elys

^^^

Hey Ragdollz,

DO you think I should go for Tpiah. I think she likes me. What say you?


For some reason, I cant seem to get Tpiah out of my mind nowadays, especially when i am n-a-k-e-d

fstranger5:

^^^

Hey Ragdollz,

DO you think I should go for Tpiah. I think she likes me. What say you?


For some reason, I cant seem to get Tpiah out of my mind nowadays, especially when i am n-a-k-e-d

Abeg you guys should agree to disagree. I don't like to see the two NLanders I ire to be at loggerheads . How on earth can we take on the "comrades"? Huh? If we are divided LOL

Ragdollz: despite all that, you don't even look half as good as us.

Check this out: http://www.somalilife.com/vbforum/showthread.php?t=93377&page=2

It's rare somalis ever pay attention to you guys, with the occasional insults and ish.

Its quite interesting how people on both forums are talking about the same thing . It would be even more interesting if this turned into a forum war--Nairlanand vs SomaliLife lol lol

We will definitely win with you on our side!