NewStats: 3,261,792 , 8,175,170 topics. Date: Friday, 30 May 2025 at 02:51 PM 5z1g3n

When he comes up to u,

Tell him TO F*U*C*K OFFF

Trust me,he will be urs for life ,

hahahahahaha

Slow day

mojounited:

Slow day

I've tried it on a man and i caught him,

sorrytoo:

I've tried it on a man and i caught him,

^Yeah, I can see you've caught r231 already. . .

Op, your strategy only works if you are pretty.

Arosa:

Op, your strategy only works if you are pretty.   

Agreed.
If you're pretty it doesn't really matter what comes out of your mouth at that point; the playa or mugu has already made up his mind.

Any1 willing to explain, i'm lost?

Pweety4me:

Any1 willing to explain, i'm lost?

It's a reverse strategy, when a pretty woman tells a man to piss-off. The man is going to want her the more Because he would think she is all that, and he would do anything in his power to have her.

^^So is that being a b.tch or playing hard to get?

Arosa:

It's a reverse strategy, when a pretty woman tells a man to piss-off. The man is going to want her the more Because he would think she is all that, and he would do anything in his power to have her.

for real?

if it's an ugly woman nko.

btw i thought the op was being sarcastic.

Pweety4me:

^^So is that being a b.tch or playing hard to get?

You can call it playing hard to get, but It's part of the art of seduction. 
if she is an ugly woman she will be insulted back.

Lol what if i don't use profanity? how can i say it in a 'classy' way

The girl has to be fine to try that.

A typical naija guy's internal monologue when approaching a wowo girl is this:

omo, I never "chop" in quite a bit. Getting kinda desperate here and these fine girls dey take too much damn time!  
Wait . . . [b]wetin [/b]be that? oh na person. Ok e get skirt, but wetin be that for ein face? oya well e go do for now.
Kai but this girl worth am so? I've knacked better. Anyway, make I jus convince myself say she no too wowo like that. It's all in the mind  . . . abi no be so dem talk am?

<starts to walk towards not-so-attractive girl>

mehn I hope say those other hot babes I dey pursue no dey around here
<looks around, then continues walking>
cuz I go definitely loose some guy-man points for this low-level runs I wan engage so.

Come see, I'm doing this girl a HUGE favor by approaching her so if she wan pour sand for her own garri by giving me one kin' DIRTY useless attitude I go STROKE the living foolishness comot ein head.

She best arrange herself quick quick for fast choppin' as she no go get this kin' opportunity again with that kin' face.

<reaches the girl>

"Hi "

someone feel free to fill in the rest.  

Arosa:

if she is an ugly woman she will be insulted back.

fair enough.

Na lie, some guys no get brain, but i go try am sha.

The girl has to be fine to try that.

So true!

2buff:

The girl has to be fine to try that.

A typical naija guy's internal monologue when approaching a wowo girl is this:

omo, I never "chop" in quite a bit. Getting kinda desperate here and these fine girls dey take too much damn time!  
Wait . . . [b]wetin [/b]be that? oh na person. Ok e get skirt, but wetin be that for ein face? oya well e go do for now.
Kai but this girl worth am so? I've knacked better. Anyway, make I jus convince myself say she no too wowo like that. It's all in the mind  . . . abi no be so dem talk am?

<starts to walk towards not-so-attractive girl>

mehn I hope say those other hot babes I dey pursue no dey around here
<looks around, then continues walking>
cuz I go definitely loose some guy-man points for this low-level runs I wan engage so.


Come see, I'm doing this girl a HUGE favor by approaching her so if she wan pour sand for her own garri by giving me one kin' DIRTY useless attitude I go STROKE the living foolishness comot ein head.

She best arrange herself quick quick for fast choppin' as she no go get this kin' opportunity again with that kin'
face.

<reaches the girl>

"Hi "

someone feel free to fill in the rest.  

Guy reaches the not so attractive girl n goes ,hey baby was sop ? U go dance?
Not so attractive girl turns around eyes him up and down n goes  f*u*c*k off f

Guy swaggers back n goes ya father,ya mama ,na me u say bleep off? Take! Waka! See this wowo girl o, na me this chimpey dey say f!u!c!k! Offf too ?, u wey I wan help , ! Gba, baba e,  U this mummy ,wetin u find come this club , u no know say na your pikins dey here ,  Yansh u no get ,Bobbi no dey,face be like yam, u come get mouth dey s!w,e,a,r,  Wo no try am next time o, if say no be club we dey ,I for don show u levels , rabbbish, n guy grabs his drink ,pop his collar n swaggers off,

Not so attractive girl holds head n goes ,yeeee , who send me,see abuse,see shame, me, wey man never talk to for club before ,I see man like this come dey go f!u!c!k off,che I , na who send me make I follow sorrytooo, o, see disgrace, when meat go come my side again, ha sorrytoo,u no do good o, ,!!

Light fades,

^^ LOL A perfect ending!
Classic and skit-worthy. 

You're good at this

^^^^ Yeah, she's good just like her figure (check d profile)

Do that in my country and see what those boys will do to you

"Even Osama Bin Laden will cry". . , . .

sorrytoo:

When he comes up to u,

Tell him TO F*U*C*K OFFF

Trust me,he will be urs for life ,  

Try that to my type and you will be F*U*C*K OFF for life.

It doesn't always work like that , I have a close pal who doesn't take sh.it from any girl , fine or not. The guy being a fine boy has this arrogant air about him towards girl. A fine babe , now my friend , moved into his area about 2 years ago and my guy seeing she was hot tried to woo her but e be like say the girl sef dey pompous too , and she told my friend off. My friend calmly left her and never approached her , as we speak this girl has been trying to date my guy for the past 2 years , she has sent a retinue of guys/girls/friends/family to my guy for just a date. The funny thing is this girl is mad sexy and virtually all virile men in the area want to date her , talk about the tables being turned.

apocalypse:

It doesn't always work like that , I have a close pal who doesn't take sh.it from any girl , fine or not. The guy being a fine boy has this arrogant air about him towards girl. A fine babe , now my friend , moved into his area about 2 years ago and my guy seeing she was hot tried to woo her but e be like say the girl sef dey pompous too , and she told my friend off. My friend calmly left her and never approached her , as we speak this girl has been trying to date my guy for the past 2 years , she has sent a retinue of guys/girls/friends/family to my guy for just a date. The funny thing is this girl is mad sexy and virtually all virile men in the area want to date her , talk about the tables being turned.

the word is UR AREA

ur area fit be oshodi n men there fit be area boyzzzzz, so she no get choice than to beg,

You know what you are right about one thing , my area isn't so far from Oshodi , heard about Mafoluku ? That's where I hang out. But the funny thing is we live in an estate and there are no "area" boys there , infact na clean guys dey my end.

apocalypse:

You know what you are right about one thing , my area isn't so far from Oshodi , heard about Mafoluku ? That's where I hang out. But the funny thing is we live in an estate and there are no "area" boys there , infact na clean guys dey my end.

n good for u ,

@OP,true kinda

@poster,

especially the Mr.Corks of the world. . .(yes ladies sadly he is
not the only one  )

MzDarkSkin:

@poster,

especially they Mr.Corks of the world. . .(yes ladies sadly he is
not the only one )

lol, i know,

;d ;d