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johndoe200: 2:43pm On Jan 11, 2011
nikkyali:

U r a disgrace!


Tink_sh:

"Master" Hehe you wish!!! I will be the one doing the training! All this tough talk from you sounds like a little boy that needs a strong hand. grin


Omolola1:

"Master" *No Comments*


This is what I am talking about, none of these pets used the correct form of address. When a pet  is addressing a man, the correct form of address is as follows:

"master" followed by what ever else it (pets are not identified by gender) wants to say.  I have corrected the above posts for other pets to learn from.

The first post is obviously by a new trainee pet, so we will excuse it
busygirl(f): 12:47am On Jan 12, 2011
olodo ni e oo @OP shocked shocked
johndoe200: 3:34am On Jan 12, 2011
busygirl:

olodo ni e oo @OP shocked shocked

Thank you, do you want to be trained?
9to5365(m): 5:36am On Jan 12, 2011
@johndoee200

Nice pics!!!

When you want them to role over and beg, do you use food as a reward?
Re: Guys, The Solution To All Our Relationship Problems by Nobody: 6:04am On Jan 12, 2011
@Topic: Honesty and faithfulness is all that is required.
johndoe200: 4:29pm On Jan 12, 2011
^ You think so?



@9to5365

Food is one reward. Do you have anything better?
mamaken: 4:41pm On Jan 12, 2011
actually some women pay men to be used as pets. ( some men like it too )

johnjohn, why dont u open a pet-shop  wink u'll get rich with that kinda business
johndoe200: 4:46pm On Jan 12, 2011
Good idea, considering the females on this forum, I would have to do some training first.
mamaken: 4:56pm On Jan 12, 2011
i'm at ur disposal if u wish to train with me.

i can bark like a dog or meow like a cat.
oh and i know how to pee in the toilett. . . grin

i'll send u my applications with some pix
Re: Guys, The Solution To All Our Relationship Problems by Nobody: 4:57pm On Jan 12, 2011
johndoe200:

^ You think so?

Sure do.
johndoe200: 5:01pm On Jan 12, 2011
mamaken:

i'm at your disposal if u wish to train with me.

i can bark like a dog or meow like a cat.
oh and i know how to pee in the toilett. . . grin

i'll send u my applications with some pix





:::Gives Mamaken a big kiss:::

That's why you are my number 1. grin

The thing is I don't think you need much training.

Anyway let me have the application and especially the pics.
johndoe200: 5:02pm On Jan 12, 2011
MzD@rkSkin:

Sure do.

But it's not as much fun as training you women!!! grin
mamaken: 9:39pm On Jan 12, 2011
johndoe200:



:::Gives Mamaken a big kiss:::

That's why you are my number 1. grin

The thing is I don't think you need much training.

Anyway let me have the application and especially the pics.

u'll get my application in shortest time. . . incl. some HOT pix of me, my self and I in some "WOW" positionsss  kiss
9to5365(m): 4:02am On Jan 13, 2011
mamaken:

u'll get my application in shortest time. . . incl. some HOT pix of me, my self and I in some "WOW" positionsss  kiss



Can I in? I could teach you things. grin

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