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You meet me on Monday and by Wednesday I'm sucking ur erect ni.p.p.les. But dat ur nice toaster/bf has never seen your bra since 2 years he met you. Girls why this wicked injustice?

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Dyt:

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i second that.

Bros I follow u. mtchewwwwwwwwwww.

because girls are crazy.sebi in your own case, she waits from Monday to Wednesday. in my own cases, its the same night. You just cant understand women.

GOD LOVES A CHEERFUL GIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gals can not be predicted dats just d main thing

zealot4me:


gals can not be predicted dats just d main thing

U Said it all, they can be very unpredictable

Poster, na psychology na. If u can manipulate her brain cells she'll be giving u a Mouth Gig by night fall. Na y pipu lyk me no dey do b.f/g.f again.

Breastman:

You meet me on Monday and by Wednesday I'm sucking your erect ni.p.p.les. But dat your nice toaster/bf has never seen your bra since 2 years he met you. Girls why this wicked injustice?

You most be a smoooth operator, and also pressing the right burton, with the in your palm,

my brother wey post, Thunder will not fire you, I have witness a girl who claimed he was bleeping a big boy(her ex boyfriend) but she later confessed her boyfriend was not different from area boy and he even used to beat her everyday but when he shown me this guy one day,I almost leave this girl because the guy No even close to my level in term of everything cause the guy did not even complete secondary school and he didn't even has hand work and worst of all he act like truly agbero,as una kuku no mi,Na toto I wan bleep too , No big deal

@OP: What you said is no different from when a guy meets a girl and has s.ex with her on the same day while at the same time will take his time chattin' up another chick. I know guys that do that. One guy in particular that I know, I have known him for quite a while now and he has yet to have s.ex with me despite the fact that he's been talkin' to me for a while now while he hasn't had s.ex with me, he goes around sleepin' with other girls. In fact one time, I asked him why he as s.ex with with other girls and not me and he looked at me and said "Idk, I guess its because I don't actually care about any of those girls. Your a nice girl and I don't wanna hurt you and have you end up in the same category as them". At that point all I could do was just look at him like this >>>  .

guy, it depends on so many things- d emotional state of d gal, how fat ur wallet is, how smooth u can talk, how handsome u are, how good d news has gone round dat tv r a pro in bed, so so many things, i once f.uck gal just because i was blunt, i told her are b.reast was d best av ever seen n she went wild, lol

Inked_Nerd:

@OP: What you said is no different from when a guy meets a girl and has s.ex with her on the same day while at the same time will take his time chattin' up another chick. I know guys that do that. One guy in particular that I know, I have known him for quite a while now and he has yet to have s.ex with me despite the fact that he's been talkin' to me for a while now while he hasn't had s.ex with me, he goes around sleepin' with other girls. In fact one time, I asked him why he as s.ex with with other girls and not me and he looked at me and said "Idk, I guess its because I don't actually care about any of those girls. Your a nice girl and I don't wanna hurt you and have you end up in the same category as them". At that point all I could do was just look at him like this >>>  .

*cofs*dis chick self.

I wonder @ d reaction of the first 3 respodents but bliv me the post is right.

Maybe the boyfriend is closet gay. Else, why wont he touch his girlfriend?

abioila:

*cofs*dis chick self.

If you have a problem with my post you can go jump off a roof

;d

There are guys dat gets some girls dripping from their between by just seeing them. There are also guys that the girls give no damn about. When guys in d first class come around, the girls will melt easily. But the other guys may need money, text message, long sermon and even fasting & prayer, to squeeze out a kiss.

Inked_Nerd:


If you have a problem with my post you can go jump off a roof

Nwa oma were nwayo, ugbu a wu ututu.

slap1:

Nwa oma were nwayo, ugbu a wu ututu.

Hmmmm -__-

Inked_Nerd:


Hmmmm -__-

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slap1:

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Nvm

^ alright.

Inked_Nerd:

@OP: What you said is no different from when a guy meets a girl and has s.ex with her on the same day while at the same time will take his time chattin' up another chick. I know guys that do that. One guy in particular that I know, I have known him for quite a while now and he has yet to have s.ex with me despite the fact that he's been talkin' to me for a while now while he hasn't had s.ex with me, he goes around sleepin' with other girls. In fact one time, I asked him why he as s.ex with with other girls and not me and he looked at me and said "Idk, I guess its because I don't actually care about any of those girls. Your a nice girl and I don't wanna hurt you and have you end up in the same category as them". At that point all I could do was just look at him like this >>>  .

Buhahahahaha. Inked_Nerd, I love you, but that is the funniest short story you have ever posted! Honey, men are vastly different from women. I have been in the position that guy you mentioned was. The reason I was not having sex with the girl was not because I did not want to, it was simply because she knew about my escapades and, consequently, I sort of slipped into the friend zone.

You think sey the guy no wan knack? Why don't you give him a direct invitation and see if he will turn you down? Inked, the guy has missed his window of opportunity, but he wan knack o.

omo_to_dun:

Buhahahahaha. Inked_Nerd, I love you, but that is the funniest short story you have ever posted! Honey, men are vastly different from women. I have been in the position that guy you mentioned was. The reason I was not having sex with the girl was not because I did not want to, it was simply because she knew about my escapades and, consequently, I sort of slipped into the friend zone.

You think sey the guy no wan knack? Why don't you give a direct invitation and see if he will turn you down. Inked, the guy has missed his window of opportunity, but he wan knack o.

I already gave him a direct invitation. He told me that he wants to but that he won't do it. I've had this conversation with him at least three times now. I know about his sexual escapades and the girls that he's been with. I'm pretty sure I may have met a couple of the girls he's slept with too. The dude just won't budge. And what did you mean by 'story'? You think I made it up or something?

Inked_Nerd:


I already gave him him a direct invitation. He told me that he wants to but that he won't do it. I've had this conversation with him at least three times now. I know about his sexual escapades and the girls that he's been with. I'm pretty sure I may have met a couple of the girls he's slept with too. The dude just won't budge. And what did you mean by 'story'? You think I made it up or something?

Inked, this is new for me. I don't think it is about how you look, because even if you were the most hideous girl, guy go still wan knack; so, I must accept your story, but this is amazing.

Inked, I did not know that you live on Animasaun street. Most women I know actually like guys like that. Abeg, we need more women like you, women who accept us just the way we are.

Haba Inked, a 'story' is not necessarily made up, it could also be true!

omo_to_dun:

Inked, this is new for me. I don't it is about how you look, because even if you were the most hideous girl, guy go still wan knack; so, I must accept your story, but this is amazing.

Inked, I did not know that you live on Animasaun street. Most women I know actually like guys like that. Abeg, we need more women like you. women who accept us just the way we are

lol, I never said it was about how I looked. Personally, I think I look fine. If he doesn't like my looks then he can go kicks rocks. Animasuan street? Please explain. I'm not saying I don't like him because he hasn't tried to get in my pants--I'm actually a lot closer with him because of the fact that I haven't had s.ex with him. He said he doesn't wanna have s.ex with me so I've already accepted that. I was just a little baffled in the beginning when he first told me. At some point in time I realized that me pressuring him into having s.ex would be no different than him pressuring me to have s.ex. We're still close and he still tells me about all the previous and present girls that he sleeps with.

Inked_Nerd:


lol, I never said it was about how I looked. Personally, I think I look fine. If he doesn't like my looks then he can go kicks rocks. Animasuan street? Please explain. I'm not saying I don't like him because he hasn't tried to get in my pants--I'm actually a lot closer with him because of the fact that I haven't had s.ex with him. He said he doesn't wanna have s.ex with me so I've already accepted that. I was just a little baffled in the beginning when he first told me. At some point in time I realized that me pressuring him into having s.ex would be no different than him pressuring me to have s.ex. We're still close and he still tells me about all the previous and present girls that he sleeps with.

Inked, do not jump to conclusions. I never said you said it was about your looks. I was simply hypothesizing. As for 'Animasaun', abeg no mind me. I always stupidly assume that all Nigerians can read and understand Yoruba. It means one who has and is not selfish.

omo_to_dun:

Inked, do not jump to conclusions. I never said you said it was about your looks. I was simply hypothesizing. As for 'Animasaun', abeg no mind me. I always stupidly assume that all Nigerians can read and understand Yoruba. It means one who has and is not selfish.

lol, ok I see. Ok, I guess I learned a new word today .

Inked_Nerd:

@OP: What you said is no different from when a guy meets a girl and has s.ex with her on the same day while at the same time will take his time chattin' up another chick. I know guys that do that. One guy in particular that I know, I have known him for quite a while now and he has yet to have s.ex with me despite the fact that he's been talkin' to me for a while now while he hasn't had s.ex with me, he goes around sleepin' with other girls. In fact one time, I asked him why he as s.ex with with other girls and not me and he looked at me and said "Idk, I guess its because I don't actually care about any of those girls. Your a nice girl and I don't wanna hurt you and have you end up in the same category as them". At that point all I could do was just look at him like this >>>  .

its funny coz that proves wat the poster has been sayin , inked your bf doesnt nail you then another man will

Plutarch:

I wonder @ d reaction of the first 3 respodents but bliv me the post is right.

huurrayyy!! *hissssssssssss*


@ OP . . . . im not surprised at dis . .  a guy nails a chick on d 3rd day . . he gets praised n she gets d shame . . . like it wasnt both of u dat did it on d 3rd day? *sheesh!*  no difference btw u n d chick as far as im concerned. If u think its whorish for her . .its d same for u.

shemdoe:


its funny coz that proves wat the poster has been sayin , inked your bf doesnt nail you then another man will

No it doesn't. He was referring to women and I was referring to men. And the guy I mentioned is not my boyfriend.

Creamish:


huurrayyy!!

. . . . im not surprised at dis . .  a guy nails a chick on d 3rd day . . he gets praised n she gets d shame . . . like it wasnt both of u dat did it on d 3rd day? *sheesh!*  no difference btw u n d chick as far as im concerned. If u think its whorish for her . .its d same for u.

Tell am!!!  A lot of guys on NL seem to forget that it takes two to tango.