NewStats: 3,263,371 , 8,179,928 topics. Date: Thursday, 05 June 2025 at 05:15 PM gu4d

hmm...let me think. Okay, I've thought about it...the girls that used to come and look for me used to be my younger sister's friends, so everyone already knew them around the house, before I hijacked them. lol.

Father: That girl is not even fine

Me: I don’t like fair girls.. I like dark girls

Father: Why?

Me: I don’t know I just think they might be spiritual or something

Father: Is your mother not yellow

Me: *** Silent****

Mods, why did you move such a post with nearly all first page comments deleted to the front page?

I dey play my game well joor... Babe no fit come find me when my parent dey for house.

My mum have been disturbing me to atleast bring a lady home

I'm sure she will be so excited and start calling her "Iyawo" or "Our wife"



My Dad sef go happy... For him mind, at last my son don dey reach settling down after the plenty plenty sermons

my father is just 38 ... he will just come call me aside martins who is that girl ... me: is my friend ... dad: nawaooo my son don matured oooo chei u can go

Populardemand:


You will never know peace for always bringing this rubbish here

carry am for head like gala

starstaz:


l like this topic. My parents countenance and suspicion changes when I clocked 16yrs ( More than two decades ago) partly based on the local experience and will vow to Let me go and form my own family should I impregnate any girl. The keyword is don't get close to girls. This later affected my social interaction with Ladies in my post formative years in d University.
Later years , they were complaining again that all my visitors are Men and the next question is are u not going to settle down and form your own family. I ask have u guys raised the embargo not to get close!

d same thing happened to me

I never carry them go home

I happened to have parents who didn't give me troubles bringing ladies home back in those days. My dad na sabi man. Na him go even dey whyne me about my sexual life. My mom on the other hand was the opposite but my dad would always tell her not to interfere in my own wahala that I was old enough to fvck whoever I wanted to
.

I didn't have such neither DAT kinda experience
U don't bring a girl to the house of an Urhobo man and go scot free
But the relationships I missed back then,,iam currently scoring them back to back,,,,I cannot lose like Madrid back to back

They welcome her very well after she left mum told me she looks more like HIV patient, she even warned me to be careful with slim girls.

My parents didn't mind, tho he wasn't my boyfriend, just someone I like playing GTA 5 with..

Thank God for my mother the old for embraces me. Till date i never carry babe go him oh

Never did. I was a very "good bad boy". Only wifey

One day papa dey eberreere na so mamaqee dey form utunba but na hin be say girl just dey zuba zuba but e no preshazu.

No be bf visit me self na just ordinary friend. The kin beating my dad gave me ehn the marks still dey show for my back.

I just that year back in secondary school. there was this girl with big eye balls; even my friends refer to her as "shine yours eyes". that's how the babe just showed up to my house from from school lessons during one long hold.

I was busy playing football in the soccer field when I saw my friend running to my direction screening " guy shine yours don come your house, your mama say make u show" with so much amusement in their face, I could tell they where mocking me silently.

long story cut short, my mama want use message finish me with her her facial expression like this pikin no go kill me. I could not finish one conversation with that girl till we got to the bus stop when she was ready to leave.

By the way, do you know mothers don't like their sons with ugly girls?

haha my mom will welcome her and act like she is mother mother mary
but let her leave .... you will hear mr lover ...i hope you have a good job to take care of her ...

I was warned by my mother not to be seen around females..... But when I grew older, she was the one begging me to bring one female friend home so she would see her.

Why MODs are busy removing people's comments

bleskid:
my father is just 38 ... he will just come call me aside martins who is that girl ... me: is my friend ... dad: nawaooo my son don matured oooo chei u can go

How much is fresh goat for alaifin?

Why is it that it's only the men that are sharing their experiences.. Where are the ladies in this forum? Una travel ni? Abeg make Una no allow the men beat us hands down

Am still a lad at 30 no even girlfriend sef